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I shoulda been applying for jobs tonight,

Instead I got half cut and worked my way through some b3ta cliches...

(rubberducky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

Tee hee

ironically, the trick is clearly not a no hands...

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

Estate agents these days...

I ask you.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

reposters

I ask you!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

reposting?

In a new thread?

What MADNESS.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

my girl's

mad at me.

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beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaroaaaaaaaaaaster!

TJ again: has someone on here been trying to get in contact with me? i've received about 10 text messages asking if i want to go out on saturday night and i don't know who from. they say they got my number from someone at leeds uni, and I've never heard of them.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

Sorry. I got bored.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

*shakes fist*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

The invisible man gets a gum roll.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

his face

suggests his hand should not be visible... yet still making the same movements

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

he's wired weird

both hands have same action

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

Come on!

What's the point eh?

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

Oops, bugger

Wrong image posted. Arrgh!!!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

copy and paste

cause of many of life's heartaches

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

That's the problem with msn

- huuuuge names, difficult to tell if you've got it wrong.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

If its the wrong image

then why the same title as before?

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

I'm doing a few

on the theme

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

no no

it is we who shall ask you.

Did this NOT get at least a FEW chuckles earlier?

Hmm???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

Soled?

I arske Yea!
if you are gonna repost - at least correct the spelling!

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

Gah!

Didn't mean to pearoast...... Spelling is fine though, jpg compression hides the I.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

Van Halen's "Panama" strikes again for some late night sillyness

Watch the music video

warning, this is VERY silly

(brainflakes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

david lee roth

is a god

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

Well

he's running a little hot tonight!

(shudder)

(brainflakes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

he's gonna reach down

between his legs

and ease the seat back...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

Aieee! Mein eyes!

Ze goggles! Zey do nusink!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

I think I just developed a hernia

from laughing so much! You realise I'm never going to be able to listen to that song again now, right?

(Ash Oops, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

I'm not quite sure

what I was thinking when I did this

(brainflakes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

first thing in ages

thus, crap.

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carrot rope, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

have a woo

while the "oh my, that's so big" discussion rolls on below...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

thankye kindly

ive been away for awhile - is big the new black?

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carrot rope, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

I'm not sure

as I remember it, black's always been considered big anyway...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

true

i was thinking of beige.

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carrot rope, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

yeah, I think it's the new beige.

Beige is, like, HUGE and looks yet bigger. Well you know, magnolia-style beige does.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)

magnolia

is in, and shall never go out - it's why landlords love it so much

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

you do keep me giggling!

w/y/badger!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

Not relevent

to anything, but I thought I'd post my friend in a little animation clicky for HUGE ANIMATION

Mod: Under 200k for the board please, or we kill your hamster.

(j0nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

in my day

0.87MB was not little!

Linkify it please!

edit: hehehe. I'm prone to exaggerating when in shock.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

or even 870 kb

;)

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

What's a factor of 10

between friends?

(tomsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

well

it can make the difference between friends and other-than-friends... in so many ways...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

hehe

ask my lass

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

very good point.

as in...

oh never mind.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

from now on

i'll claim to be 60 foot tall and see...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

Actually, I just realised,

~10^3, but it's late so meh.

(tomsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

in that case, my friend

my penis is 10 inches long.

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fishsticks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

It's RELEVANT

I know, I'm a cranberry.

(Fragger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

sorry

didn't look at size,

(j0nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

he's extremely camp

and that's not little...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

is he in borstal?

or is that just me being hopeful?

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

aaaaaaaargh

the clockwork gif...

that thing's almost 1 MEG! get it linkied at once, if not sooner, before the dialuppers explode...

crop it smaller, don't dither, and reduce the colours... maybe lose a few frames to make is loop more smoothly too, as well as shrink it further

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

*boom*

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

YOU,

want to go to the Brighton bash?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

i've lost the will to live.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

in times like these

I've found that cheese
will please and appease
those gurgling fisheggs of yore.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

ooo

a Kallus. How you doing old chap?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

perty good Baj ol fellow!

long time no Random :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

so what's new?

yes, drag sargænt down to brighton!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

he's refusing.

i think he's being sensible.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

bah

just 'cause he's been here a year now - why should he start breaking the habits of a lifetime?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

if i wanted to spend half an hour downloading something,

i wouldn't be on this board.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

is that bobby mcferrin

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

nice girder.

now make it a link as it's far, far too big for here.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

Kill the hamster anyway it's a bastard

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

ooh,

you're mean! :D

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

I was bitten by a hamster once

but unlike Peter bloody Parker and his radioactive spider, I didn't turn into Hamster Woman - damn lying Marvel comics.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

but was the hamster radioactive? eh? eh??

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

That's the trick.

I was bitten by a radioactive womble, the rest's history.

(tomsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

It was near a school radiator

so it might have been a little bit warmer than an average hamster.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

hm...

mild mannered science student-cum-cub reporter Maiden was bitten by a slightly-warmer-than-average hamster, transforming her into less-mildly-mannered ShieldMaiden!

no, its just not going to sell

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

I don't know, it made me laugh

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

Imagine the superpowers you'd've had!

Storing whole tons in your cheeks! Leaving toxic pellets about the place totally indiscrimately! Being wildly fluffy!

Beats spiders, fronkly.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

I like the idea of cheek storage capacity

it would make shopping at Asda easier.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

Scale it down...

and stick a speech bubble on the end frame with "Woo!" in it and you're onto a winner...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

oh, been linked

for me

(j0nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

its a form of

magic!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

just be thankful

about the dread hamster scenario. I heard the cheese grater a-whumpling in the distance.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

I give you: Svennter!

Maybe it's been done. If not, shame on you.

(Fragger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

worryingly,

that reminds me of me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

Dude...

give yourself SOME credit.

Because that is just fucking scary.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

you've not met him

right?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

I don't mean it

I've not even called you "auburn-haired" since we met, have I?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

true,

one of the first things you said was
"oh, you're not actually ginger are you"

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

When would I have done that?

It's just.. THAT is freaking scary!

NO ONE could be THAT scary.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

sorry,

i'm having a low self esteem ~~day~~ year.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)

related?

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

that jackson mugshot in full

2) er, that's it

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

That can't be true that doll has a nose.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

how does she smell?

no, hang on, that's not right...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

alaska

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

To prove he had guts!

er, no, that's not right. something's gone wrong with the joke vortex. reboot please.

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

that's

sperb

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

ok then.

TJ: dixons spam contains double entendre shocker!!!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

i'm not going to scratch anyone elses sack!

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edovan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

i won £2 on a

'freezing your bucks off' lottery scratchcard.

it had a picture of reindeer

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

heh heh heh

won £100 on online casino last night

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

and it only cost you £200! :)

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

actually nothing

£20 deposit, £20 free, and £20 refund from mutual points for them spamming me. plus the £40 i won on the site = £100!

woo for me!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

Itchy elf sack? possibility of crabs perhaps.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

shurely shome mishtake...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

Life on Mars?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

Like or Life on Mars?

Yay for your pic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

hehehe

is the ford tippex like the opposite of a ford model t?

any colour you like, as long as it's white, and got hairs stuck in it

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

He He!

A shiney new donkey for anyone who knows the origins of this obscure comedy reference...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

it's from the young ones

but i can't remember how...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

New donkey on it's way...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

cool

i'll keep it in the shed.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)

i like it,

i like it
i like it
i like it
etc.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

Cornflakes!

Thought that'd shock you. Well, it's not true, because then, then you gotta say in ten words "what cornflakes mean to you". So I put: "Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes... cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes."

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

Rockin all over the moon!

edit: watermelon, or Mars, whatever

(Idid, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)

my new woo yay

what you be thinking?

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

Back of the net!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

Cashback!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

Spice World!

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

in a nutshell, ...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

I highly concur

eh what?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

hhhhhahahaha

hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

hehehehe

class :)

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

that's woo! In an odd way.

here, have a repost cos I can't be arsed doing anything new

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

love that

yay!
edit: thought elephant in phone box was fp too. confused :/

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)

second thing

I ever did on here. And it's still one of my best. So much for improving with time!

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)

nonsense

see above re phone booth...should have been...I remember forwarding it :)

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)

how strange

guess I'll jsut have to keep churning them out till I get an fp in my profile

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

please do

quality posts are more than welcome :)

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lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

Gerald didn't care what anyone else said...

he liked his new track suit.

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pie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)

ooh, I like

nice use of the zip, too

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

woo

and yay!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

splendid!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

paisley pattern, nice.

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)

good for him

he's a jolly dapper chap

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

I'm getting adventurous now !

It's a bit shaky but then, so is the subject.

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

I can't quite figure out what's going on there

and I have a sneaking suspicion I'm better off that way...

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pie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

Well,

There's a sharp spikey swordy thing and a kid with a grudge.

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

oh... I see...

well, now I'm just going to have nightmares =P

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pie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

they don't liek it up em

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

hehhe

'no hands the fear killer'

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

if the fear represents everything that scares you,

then to me, he represents Christmas and religious imagery.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)

obviously

hence the fact his belly looks like a tree decoration, and he has little crosses for eyes

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

then nohands is

the liberation from Christmas and religion provided by... hermitism. Go hide in a cave. Without broadband.

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

i don't have broadband anyway...

but i am actually considering going into hiding over Christmas.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)

on a side note

I'll be in oxford this weekend too. And leeds next week. And centre parks nr notingham. And bristol.

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

thesmmokinggun.com has the Wacko mugshot already

thirty second paintmash jobbie:

Clicky to embiggen

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

Sigh...

"It's a perfectly cromnulent word"

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

disgusting

(Corn Dog, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

yeah...

and that description is pretty bad too.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

Billie Jean is not my lover,
She's just a girl who happens toooo have a son,
And I've not been up his bum.
Eeh hee! Eeh hee, oooh!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2355895

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

Dirty, dirty boy.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)

hehe

not long now...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)

only if he's

lucky...

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pie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

woosh

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

ver nice

TJ: Right i'm off now for an early night bye all!!

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

holding my arms

seems like living in a river
my liver's in the river
river, liver, i start to shiver.
soon i'll have to
eat my kidneys.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

or someone

else's.

less damaging

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

ooh

lovely :)

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)

Evening all . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)

boing

boing

boing

boing
boing
boing
boing

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

Sorry I'm going to Hull

Hope it hasn't been done!

(Wadey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

you can take my face,

you can take my family,
you can take my house
and all my belongings,

you can have the world
you can have everything
but one thing you'll never have
is a helicopter that can fly to the moon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)

Bet he wishes

he had one right about now.

strange. I feel indifferent. I don't know whether to feel sad, or angry, or upset about Michael touching premature tallywhackers.

I think maybe he should try and run, like OJ.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

15 miles per hour in a SUV chased by half of LAPD

hahahahahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

That day was weird.

I was late to work because of OJ. They closed down the freeway near the bit where my job was at. Nicole Brown Simpson is actually buried in my homew town. It's a bit on the surreal side.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

I hadn't realised you were an American

yes that must have been very bizarre - I still don't know how he got away with it, oh hang on paying millions of dollars to a top solicitor probably had something to do with it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)

that

and the absence of any meddling kids with a dog

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)

hee hee hee

/relurk

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)

hahahahahaha

have a scooby snack

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)

awwww I wanna an helicopter than can fly to the moon

then on to mars, then on to the shark home planet where I will stage a first strike initiative.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

surely this has been done before, but i had to get it out of my head

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)

What the

watermelon is this?

....

Oh. never mind.

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)

It's the Quo

freako.
and done rightly good
for the b3ta neighbourhood.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

Tony made me laugh

against all my better judgement
yay!

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)

where

can i get an original quo piccy of that?

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

faq

meme kit

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

there's a link in FAQ

"where can I download Furtive?"...near bottom

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

I'll go have

a look..thanks :)

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)

it's a playground of treasures

have fun

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

Wrong

way round, I fear.

(tomsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)

brooooommmm

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)

Why are the cars

all reversing?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

Missy

Elliott.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

work

it!

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jola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

now you're fucking with my

brain

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)

aaaaahhh!

it's giving me a headache....

(hingesII, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

wOoOoO

DIZZY!

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)

broom broom broom!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

I like that

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)

bad dreams

wtf...a minute ago I was shaggin' Angelina jolieeeee

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

But then she opened her enormous mouth

and you fell in.

:)

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

If he plans it right

he could save his life by landing on one of her lips.

Then the dirty part of me wants to say that I'LL give her something to fill her mouth with... mmm... Angelina Jolie.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)

Yes, indeed you will

by letting her toss your....

um....

never mind.

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)

mmmm lips

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)

Tig Ole Bitties are more important.

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

hooray for falling business guys!

I'm such a pearoasting twunt

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)

that's paul ross innit?

hoorah!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

umm

I don't think so

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)

'ere; 'ave this one

(tone loc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)

no nathaniel...

the chances of anything coming from mars are 1,000,000:1

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)

he said..

good pic though :)

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

in the book

it's "the chances of anything malike on mars, are a million to one"

just to let you all know ;)

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)

does anyone know...

where to find larger source pics?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

of what, exactly?

if you're googling, try using the advanced settings and selecting to view only very large pics... www.pbase.com is mostly big pics, too

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

but still they cum

tee hee

(tone loc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)

i once heard a friend of mine claim

that well over 50% of the population were below average intelligence.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

oof

i had to read that twice :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

That depends on how you get an average,

if you take ten people's intelligence, and 9 of them score 1 out of 10, then add 1 person who scores 10 out of 10, the average is 1.7... so 9 of the 10 score below average intelligence.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

my head!

it hurts!

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)

It's easy.

And I got a C at GCSE maths... many moons ago.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

in this case,

you would probably use the modal average.
therefore the average would be 1.
so almost everyone is average!
yay.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)

but million to one chances...

crop up nine times out of ten

(hingesII, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

reminds me

of the days when i used to spend all day stood knee deep in urine.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

yesterday?

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)

...

...

...

..yes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)

No yesterday was pig shit you're thinking of tuesday

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

You'd figure

any alien smart enough to build a spacecraft wouldn't be retarted enough to "crash land" on Earth. I mean, that would be like a specific speck of dust hitting (completely by chance) a specific marble in the middle of the ocean.

WHFAIBOA? I really have no idea. Love your drawring though.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

it's as unlikely

as a plane hitting a building

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

touche my good man!

Indeed!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)

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