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# morning all
have an unnecessary animation

the poor cartoonified fools- that's no small cartoon moon
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Unnecessary?
My favorite kind!

A lovely thing to see first thing in the morning. Woo!
(Not very much gravitas at all, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# have another
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Mooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnniing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahahaah
Morning & woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hey! mind my windows
kids today!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# ha
hahaha!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
bloody flying babies, always getting into things!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# haha
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yay!
hurrah for flying babies
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
babies are so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahhahahaahahaha

Stupid flying babies, will they ever learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# watermeloning brilliant.
Like it plots and plots.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
poor baby.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# hahah
most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# yay - zrooooom...
splat.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Ooh
What a smashing response. Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# ma! there's something scary in the attic..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# that's really quite frightening
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# hehe
(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# hehehehehe
I like that... almost makes me wish I'd left his hand in the template so you could have given him a knife
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# The international language of Porn:
Razzle...

bigger porn
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# caption
after having had enough of screwing everything else, dubbya finally worked it out....

(is thinking, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# RAZZLE!!!
Dear me!! I prefer Men Only...

BTW: WOO and a YAY and a HOUPLA!!

Edit: Men Only the publication, not as in I only like men... HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I prefer
Steam and Railway Modeller.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# You love the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# you do
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is it that obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# No, no
and thrice NO!!!

I'm now off to bone my girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# "that" old chestnut....
...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# You have
to believe me!!!

PWEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# By saying "please" with a W
you have confirmed my thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Arse
Biscuits...

Er, I'll be needing a ladder to climb out of me 'ole...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# *ahem*
His hole
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I give up,
I bloody well do.

I return after, well, a good few months, and this is what happens...

*starts to sob*
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# animate that





erm....actually....don't
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# sure
Your 'girlfriend' Ian?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Well
He does wear that wig for me, on special occasions at least...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# He's Called...
'Jane with the deep voice and big hands' on Fridays
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# dear me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# haha
his expression is class
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hehehe
no wonder he looks so down...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Bush
Porn.

I feel sick.

Is that his 'sex face'?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hehehehehe
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Well,
you'd know
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# It's true...
...people often make sex faces at me.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# That's not
a sex face.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Maybe the
wind changed mid-coitus
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# probably been done


so very, very sorry

/quick & dirty
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# heheheh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# hehehe
and despite the loss of those chats, thank you for deleting... it means my pudsey icon's still on the page :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# and marvellous it is too!
:)

p.s how come you're here in the daytime? i thought you were forbidden during daylight...
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I are sick
this is all I have energy for
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# aww
hope you feel better soon...

although if you are going to get sick, friday is the best day for it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I guess
but for me the weekend came early... :(
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# The Evil Dead 2
DVD cover has to be one of the worst i've seen for a while.

But woo to the spoof massive :D
(roomproject, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# yay for anything evil dead related
threadjack 2 on another note. Does anyone know of or have an Xtension for QuarkXPress 4.1 that will allow me to collect fonts for output? Ta
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Still using 4.1?
Surely an upgrade is in order...
(roomproject, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# It is on order
cheap poxy work finance people wouldn't order me one. So I got all medieval on their "asses"

edit - anyway, do you know of one?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Forget it
I've found one
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# *yawn*
night all

Just thought I'd threadwaste for the dayshift since I don't see you often
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# night
careful, they can be spikey over here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# says the man
who puts metal spikes through his bits!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)
# they're called needles
and it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# I don't see it catching on.


actually, I imagine it catches on all sorts of things
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hehe
they don't catch on anything really
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# with your name I always thought you were a
girl
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# one can't assume anything so easily
on t'internet.

[edit]Bye bye Quo thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# You can never be certain.
I'm actually a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i'm a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# hehe
i'm a tiger cub

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Have you got...


... tiger feet?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# and i'm a
wombat.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# not quite
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# If you do catch your bits on something
you could be...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# nah
just a little sore.

they're too deep to tear easily
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# but
you still don't want to see it

catching on things, that is
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# can you pierce me please?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# msn me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# WOO YAY
what a great waste of a thread!!!

WOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# ARSE MONKEYS!!
guess which bell end missed his 1000th post!!

reply to your own post friday!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# .....
you?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# noight
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Good night
but please remember
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# i'm anticipating
a 15,000th post of epic proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# that's a shame

all I've done is change a digit on my last effort
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# may your next 15k be filled
with joy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# well done
but is that comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# most likely
it's my typeface of choice.
Mainly as I know it grates with people
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# hehe.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Congratumalations

You must have worked scived hard to attain that! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I fart in the
face of your kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# for you are a true lady
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# night night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# good morning
sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hmmmm
THREAD JACK here's another one of those puke-worthy yank sites. You really need sound to fully appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I really like it.


As much as pouring molten lead into my eye sockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Is it as nice as
this?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# That
is a forbidden link. But I went to the homepage and the music is even worserererer!

watermelon me it's shit!

edit: not it's not....what a picture!! I got to it. My firewall is being jumpy this morning.
(CTRL+click)
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# ...
put a www. in front of the url for i love god animated action!

www.andiesisle.com/images/ILL.gif
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# sorry
changed it now. Lovely, isn't it? And a gorgeous site to boot. Try other pages, they just exude American-ness
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Yay!
Sleep well, may your dreams be sweet and your heart be light.
Do not stir, do not wake, angels watch you sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# angels watch me?
filthy perverts.

And I swear she's 16. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# *Yawn*
*Wakes up*

watermelon! I'm at work, how did that happen?

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# TJ
Who made the Nemo sushi picture?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# somebody else
i.e. not a b3tan
JACK: Quo on Radio 2!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# could have been
a lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ah
I was sure I saw it on here?

Oh well. Just got emailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# it's been on here
but because people got mailed it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# While trying to silence his critics

he forgot he had been playing with superglue
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# that's really
really nicely done.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# hehehe
what really makes that work is that the monkey face looks more realistic!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# that has just given me the utter fear


kill it!
(is thinking, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# That's super!
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# morning all.......
police suspect this may be fake i.d


(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# his face
is beyond repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Kill it
I don't understand it, I want to kill it.

Michael Jackson, he's a kiddy fiddling cranberry. Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# hehe
looks like we're both on the train to hell, meet in the buffet for beers and tabs?

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# ok...........
i'll get the sarnies in.
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# whoops
hehehehe
mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Morning!
dooo dooo be doooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)
# arf
naughty beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# i think he's trying to say hello
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# awwwwwww!
how sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT!
EDIT:
Have you just come accross* the Miss Tiggywinlkes website or something?

*Not literally
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# shush
get your own and kill it.

thisismine

edit: no, just found them on pbase
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
you cum across Miss Tiggywinlkes web site.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# it's a trap...
...he wants you to touch his special area
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I suspect you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# the cuteness!
eeeeeeeee!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# That is..
..the cutest dog ever.
EDIT:
Even cuter than this one
www.milostongue.com/start.htm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# that dog's just
spakky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# You should see:
www.spackerdogs.com
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Damn your
falsehood.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# My hood is quite real
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# i had mine removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# you do what you like
it's no skin off my nose
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# although my dogs tend to have quite phallic noses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# and an ickle tiny bird
just sat by the window and looked at me for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# was it Suzannah Hoffs?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# could well have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# go
on...stick it in a microwave...say for about 5 mins...nice crunchy hot meal...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# prickly & cute
like a man in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# mmmmm
that's cruel :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# cute?
prickly, even?

bears with sore heads, surely...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodgeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# quick and dirty (boom boom)

where, oh where, has all the hummus gone?

edit/ yes i no, i no its shit, its a bit early and i cant think straight plus ive been needing a shit for about 2 hours now i think ill go
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# mind piss?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# awww...
he's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# i'm not sure i trust him
he looks smart
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# i love him,
and would like to be his friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Yes
he is.

Until he bites off your toes and eats your pet worm, Squiggly.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# at that point, he would
have to be pan-fried and served with caremalized red onions, loris gravy and sauteed gourd. obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# GOURD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# gourds.
that's what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# a vote fore gourd is a vote for FREEDOM*


*for fleshy fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# well.
one or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Awwwww
look at the little cutie-pie!

Nice prickly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# !
HODGEHEG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# lovely
snufflage
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# ah bless
it's sooooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Cuteness, is it?
I surrender!
(Bob McCow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Just lush
Snuffling makes things 100% cuter:
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# that am lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# hahahahah
Took me a while to realise that it hadn't just had it's legs amputated!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# that'd be cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# No...
....the really cruel part is removing his legs and making him fly in the knowledge that he will never be able to land and will die of exhuastion.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# nah
i installed landing gear too, it's just up out of the way :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Is it...
....up it's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# no
that's your finger..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# unless he finds a bouncy castle
or huge jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Or a lake of jam
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# that's just
crazy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Can it re-fuel
in mid-air?

Woo, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# just the way
i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Go go go!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Repost from the mists of time


Because i'm bored, i haven't been on the board for yonks, and it's not even 9am yet.

BTW, hello again all. If you even remember me, fickle bunch that you are.
(return of r0yksopp, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# oh dear god!!
somebody stop him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# I still love that pic
I used it as phone wallpaper for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# what a daft idea
wallpapering your phone!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# How would you
see who is calling?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# by going round their house
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# but...
you've only been a member 2 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# no...
I used to be r0yksopp, but i've totally forgotten what password i used, and also what e-mail address i had, alas.
(return of r0yksopp, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# it's what happens..
when your best friend betrays you, shoots you in the back, and leaves you to die in a hospital bed for 6 months. Then you wake up, and the only thing on your mind is sweet, sweet vengeance. !..ahem.
(return of r0yksopp, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# as so many b3tans have done in the past
fools all of you!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I don't understand
why people have lots of passwords, I only really use one for all my web stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# i have several different ones, but all for similar things
1 for messageboard
1 for email
and 1 for porn
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Well, that's solved
the whole Kennedy thing. Well done (and woo yay, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# is he aiming
at kennedy?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Welcome back
I remember the pic, please don't spoil the memories by flagrantly reposting in a new thread. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I liked that picture last time
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Are you a Swedish band?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# A flower for the lovely people.
you know who you are

And so far this weekend, me and my associate, Mr O'keefe, will be driving to:
Bath, Nottingham, Leeds, Liverpool and Birmingham.

We might also, if we are in a particularly rambunctious mood, go up to Aberdeen.

This all makes me happy, because we are visiting lots of people who make me happy.
Hurrah.

So, if anybody feels like saying hello to us on our tour, 4rthur me, and soon.
(You'll get to meet the coconut)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# whee
pretty flower, and a cool weekend planned - have fun, you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# if i don't,
i know the coconut will.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# turd ed
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# they used to call me turd ed
in primary school, because i always shat my pants*



*lies, all lies
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# * 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# *100% big hairy man meat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# they used to call me Big Hair Manmeat Ed
after they saw me in the changing rooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# *100% bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
flower
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# what's your name
mosschops? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# waldingy
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Can I just say...
...saw Weebl's Anchor Spreadable advert on GMTV just now.

Woo! Yay! Etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# *checks*
yes, it appears you can say that, go right ahead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# he's not allowed to say that in Wales,
but i'm not sure what the laws are about internet comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# they're quite shit
if i remember correctly from the downloads on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# I rather
liked them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# it's the cow-ness
I actually like them, but if they were a weebl and bob, I wouldn't...

in fact, I seem to remember a W&B very similar in plot, and I wasn't impressed
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# i think i was mainly dissapointed
with the lack of swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# you would.
you're weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# I liked one,
but it got a bit tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# I believe that's because...
...they wouldn't let him do the "When come back, bring Anchor Spreadable.... wanker" one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# hehe
I still think they should say "how rare" when techno cow flies away
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# I would just like to take this opportunity to say
COME ON ENGLAND!

If we loose to those goddamn convicts I dont know what I'll do
(Big Dog's Cox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# consider suicide
or failing that, consider the lily
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# i consider
the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# good choice
we like the moon, after all
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# what
Keith Moon
(Big Dog's Cox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# him too
but I was thinking of this:
www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# go away and be quiet?
no wait. that was a statement.

go away and be quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Cock
off
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# I fail to see
what is wrong about supporting ones country. It is not racist or biggoted so please tell me what is so wrong about saying COME ON ENGLAND.

(Big Dog's Cox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# no funny picture
or other similarly interesting piece of web material to entertain those of us who come here because it isn't a sport site

and of course it's racist, if not "come on england" then calling the aussies "convicts" would definitely count
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# But they are
bloody convicts.

I'll take them all on!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# THEIR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# I'm sure there are lots of sports message boards
where you'll get other people to join you in the pointless shout of "COME ON ENGLAND"
b3ta isn't really the place
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Try
www.fuckinglagerlouts.com
or
www.iwantafight.com
or
www.sportencouragesviolence.com

hehehe Ficking hate it.

A picture says a thousand words.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Haha
.
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Guess who never got
picked.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Guess who
never wanted to be picked?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Is that
because the big boys played rough?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# No
It's because I was intellectually above them.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# So your argument is
that you are far to intellectually superior to play sport.

yeeeesssss, riiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Exactly,
and I can spell "too" correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# But
I voluntarily decided to choose PE at school, despite being, by your definition, intellectually superior, to most of my classmates...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Each
2 his/her own
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
#
/banana sits back, content in the knowledge that she has sex a lot more than Blackmoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# With a
banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Yes
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# i am intellectually superior
to the football that i mindlessly hoofed round a field for charity yesterday.

just.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Did you win?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# nope
although i am not seriously injured, so i consider it to have been a successful match.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# guess who played
netball with the girls instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Errrr.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# They
were too rough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# well yes,
eventually for me too.
now the only sport i do is taking the dog for a walk.
and even she is harder than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# But the spirit
is still there....

Let's face it, if we all went back to our respective play-grounds, we'd rock.

honest
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# bernie
clifton?

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# I never got picked
then I never much wanted to play most things.
I liked sport until PE teachers got involved, and took the fun out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# When you say
'involved' - I think you should seek some form of counselling for that. That's not really what is supposed to happen at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# but I was at Public School
I think institutional abuse is one of the things that's meant to make a man of you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Hah!
You're as posh as me.

Bovine Bovine! I bet Pootle says 'Rugger' too!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# so
having my back scrubbed in the showers wasn't supposed to be part of the program?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Yeah right...
..but on an egg-chasing website, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# who said it was racist or bigoted?
Ooh, and on the same point, who went on about convicts? Hm?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# don't be silly
it's going to be late at night in Sydney, and the England rugby team aren't likely to be on the board at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Oh yes we are,
we're up late sniffing performance enhancing drugs off the back of prostitute kangaroos.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
oh well in that case "Cum on England"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*collapses*

you have to keep that ID all day now
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Nope,
unscrupulous people will steal my name.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# ah.
fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# i'm in melbourne and its only 7:30.
but the simpsons are about to start so I doubt anyone will be on the internet.
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# oh OK
I'm not very good at knowing time zones
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Kill yourself?
I'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Ficking rugby! Ficking sport
I ficking hate it.

Especially football. bleuughh!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Yeah!
Come on England!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Much
as I agree with the sentiment of the first part of your message I'd still like to know where your funny picture is?

www.b3ta.com/board/2355818
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# REO Speedwagon?
RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2366109
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# ha ha
what a random moment.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Okay
well that was a bizarre thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# No, you are a wrong.
What's more, you know that you are wrong.

I expect a full-written apology on my desk - including precise reasoning as to the extent of your wrongness - by 9am.

Besides, it was yesterday that I got woken up by the strains of soft rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Pah!
Soft Rock r00lz.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# I'd
have preferred Toto or, baring in mind tomorrow's big event, Men At Work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ah, Toto.
*switches on MP3 player*

"I saw the rain come down in Africaaaaaaaaa..."

Mmmm... Soft Rock...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Don't make me
break out my copy of The Greatest Rock Ballads In The World EVer II..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Woo hoo!
"more than a feeeeeeeeeling... this is morrrrrre than a feeeeeeeeling..."

For the record, I am now listening to Van Halen. Do you see what you've started? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I think I'm scared...

It must have been love, but it's over now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I'll see your "It must have been love"
and i'll raise you "alone" by Heart

"i never really cared until i met youuuuuuuuuuuuu... and now it chills me to the bbone... how can i get you a-lonnnnne... (takes deep breath) allllloooooooooooooooonnneeeeeeeee"

/passes out
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Oh watermelon!
Now XFM are playing Jump..!

"You've got to roh oh oh oh oll with the punches..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# woot!
i knew they'd come round to my way of thinking eventually. i can stop emailing them under a different name every 30 seconds now.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# If they
start playing T'Pau I shall hunt you down like a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# ah.
you heard about that too?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I'd prefer TaTu
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# "COME ON ENGLAND!"
That's what we need, more Rugby bukkake.
(Indole Ring, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# titter
bukkake..

I never knew what that was until, well, until I ummm saw a picture someone *else* had downloaded off the internet.
(popey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Lets Hax0r up the board shall we...
Clicky for Hax0r
Clicky for Original
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)
# oh my
that's so original and new and fresh and... oh, sorry, we're supposed to be more fluffy and less sarcastic now aren't we?

ok, I'll raise a smirk for "click for original"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)
# watermelon being fluffy
i might be a bit less nasty now, but i'm not going out of my way to be fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# Hey
Would you have preferred if I had chosen Smurf?
Clicky for Smurf
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# it might have had the virtue
of not being shown here a dozen times before...

it's fun and all, but where's the funny picture?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# remember
it's not just about funny pictures. it can be anything you've made and we've not seen a thousand times.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# better?
www.b3ta.com/board/2368916
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# better :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# GC?
Amusing though - makes the board look like it's populated by 13 year olds.

(Waits for it)
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# no nonononononono no no no
hell's the other way! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# arg.
i absolutely hate religious imagery.
i think my fear is getting worse,
that picture is making me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:21, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)
# morning, yes...
good? I'm not so sure...

but I should like to ask if we're having another special icon day, because of Children in Need here in the UK today.

oh, looks like we do! :-D
(I helped save Terry Wogan! JustHere, Fri 21 Nov, 8:14, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Oh you
are a card.

That's quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# hehe
:)
edit:that is the loveliest thing i've ever joined the board with =)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I am genuinely flattered
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)
# well, it made me smile.
considering how little i've smiled lately, it deserves a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# yay!
it's the first time I've bothered to open PS in a week, it was obviously worth it - glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# *does silly dance*
i still can't persuade sargant to go to Brighton though.
while i'm away this weekend, someone please persuade him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# ooh
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)
# lovley icon
But may i suggest that "Children in need" be shuvved up terry wogan and the rest of the sad fuckers arse's. There I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# I'm loving
the alt text!!
(Ssco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

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