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i'm going to bed.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:56, archived)

night sir

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:00, archived)

don't state the obvious.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:02, archived)

night night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:01, archived)

Bed?

You cant go to bed. Only 2am(ish) dontchaknow

(BlackCat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)

I really don't know what went wrong ....

It didn't suffer though.

(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)

that looks like an

anal cavity, while having a vacuum cleaner attached to it

edit: night all

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

Well thats rather odd!

Can I be so bold as to threadjack?

What I was trying to ask like a spacker earlier was if there is a way of distorting an image (other than liquify) like using the transform - distort option, but having complete control over the distortion rather than just the corner points?

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

i'm sure

i found some filter once that you could put a grid over and drag the points about.

can't remember anything about it though.

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dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

Thats the devil.

Ive just *ahem* found a plugin called Squizz that seems to do that, I just wondered if I could save the hassle and photoshop actually did it itself somehow.

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

well i've certainly never stumbled into it

and if someone has been arsed to make a plugin i would guess not.

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dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

you mean like

being able to put your own points anywhere, then using them to distort the image? I wouldn't know, but I hope there is (or at least a plugin)

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

how about the distorsion filter?

in PS: displacement map. b/w pic and then distorsion displace. by defining the sublayer, you can define the distorsion.

(acheta, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

there's a tool in Illustrator

called gradient mesh which allows you to build a matrix over the image then 'push and pull' the image to distort it - you can also adjust the colour at each node in the mesh and do really nice colour blends - I have only just started using it so I'm not completly up to speed with how it works - but I'm pretty sure it'll do what you want

(wardy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:56, archived)

aye aye

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

i had a dream that i had an argument with bono

after he gave me his new album and i told him it was crap.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)

well

that was rude of you

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)

well it was crap.

it was mostly white noise.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

you sure

you didn't get it off kazaa?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

no,

bono gave it to me in person, because it was my birthday.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)

though i suppose he might

have copied it from downloads off of kazaa or soemthing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)

that's just greed

it's not like bono is short of a bob or two

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

don't worry,

i had a right go at him.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

I hope you made it clear that no matter how many times

he or his pr machine claim that they are the best band in the world I don't believe it - and made him cry

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)

yup.

he tried to cheer me up by telling me some horribly racist jokes, when i complained at that, he said something about the fact that "they should all go back to their own countries"

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

in action!

does anybody know what the hell that random piece of cloth on pool tables is for?? (the bit that covers the hole where the balls come oot)

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)

it's a wank cloth.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

Er ...

Stops the balls marking the surface while you set them on the table.

(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

oh..

.. so its not a wank cloth... damn..

Anyone good with stains? Especially the most persistant of stains....

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)

isn't it to set up the balls in the triangle on top of

to avoid wear and tear on the main baise?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

so the rumour goes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

Pindmiss

sorry.

(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)

doesnt count if it is

a sensible answer to a set question

but never mind

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)

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dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

WOOT

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

that's no moon!

and it ain't fucking Mars either!

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

it's scunthorpe.

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dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

clever.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)

Did you ever wonder

what went on in the Crackerjack studio after the show had finished?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)

MY GOD!

He's shagging that young boy....

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)

Fantabidozie!

:D & WOO!

(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

arggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

midget porn

DAMN YOU SICK BOY

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

no no no!

My beautiful minds eye! Ahhrgghhh!

Most disturbing b3ta image ever, FACT!

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

my god

she's frozen stiff!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

she?

but surely you are mistaken... thats his school aged young boy isn't it?

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)

yes it is

`now go play with your fribee
/didn't want to break a fragile heart

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

yay..

.. fribee

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

proast

edit

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MadMike, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

Over here Darth..

.. on me 'ead

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

yipes

there's something a bit disturbing about that source image.

woo, tho'!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

Yay

for head whacking for children.

repost cause I'm lazy tonight.

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id10ts WTF happened, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

Loverly!

Bah humbug!

*edit* eeep, my posts are randomly editing themselves!

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

Hmmm

Let me try this one? Dont mind me, Im just talking to myself.

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

I'm sitting cross legged on my chair

if that helps any?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)

Not really

But thanks for the mental image, it helps a bit.

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)

no worries :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

Ah ha!

Found the problem, I was just being a spacker!

(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

alas

this is the answer to most of life's problems.

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dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)

Marwood being a spacker

certainly helped me stop my crack habit.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

alas, tis true.

p.s. am pissed and heart broken like last night/night before (dont remember) tho i am less pissed now so i can at least type sensibly (i hope)

(BlackCat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

bouncey

bouncey

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:23, archived)

And lo and behold,

nobody was the least bit suprised. Least of all the Prime Minister, who had planned it all along. The sun rose, as it always did. Yet few knew of the problems of getting it to rise at the same time as it had for past millenia . Only a few select government employed scientists and the Prime Minister himself knew of the full scale to which the recent collision of a comet with the moon had on the Earth's orbit of the sun. And only they knew how the problems had been solved.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

how's the writing?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

i can't concentrate.

and i think what i've done so far is crap.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)

it'll work out

or you'll drown in a pit of dispair

one of the two

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)

possibly both.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

do that with celebrities

we'll sell it to itv2

CelebroDispairAuthorMan
/clutching at straws

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)

i'm messing with Director

did this little useless thing tonight:
www.edovan.net/director/bouncy.htm (~5 kB)
(Shockwave plugin required)

Me and some friends made a Christmas game as well, but I'll post that some other day.

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ohh I could watch it for hours

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

that's exactly what i did

until i got everyhing to work as I wanted

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

can you..

.. bend spoons too?

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

well it's not hard,

they are after all, just thin metal

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

I made something similar

or rather, nicked something from flashkit and edited it

edit: www.deadtreekiller.co.uk/balls.swf

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

yay! bouncing furtives!

my balls (uhm, well... you know what i mean) do not affect each other. yet. that's the hardest part and i'm too tired. tomorrow i'll look into it.

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

Oooo

they break the laws of Physics. Yay!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

ye cannae

change the *ouch*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

physics? who cares?

i'm trying to learn Lingo and I don't need no Einsteins to tell me what's right or wrong!

/couldn't resist... :)

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

that's what newton said

when he accelerated to 1.97 of the speed of light on his way to the chemist

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

aka Barry Allen?

or aka Wally West?
or aka Jay Garrick?
or aka Johnny Chambers?

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edovan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)

alias Smith and Jones

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

unusual!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

erm

bouncey bouncey again

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

Time for bed . . .

Night all . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

argurgh?!?!??

night.

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

AAARRRGGghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhh

(breathe)

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KILL IT!

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

would.
good night
good nightol

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

I would also.

definitely

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

I'm off too

Sweet dreams, b3tans...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)

night night!

i like happy kitty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

night night...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

It seemed the logical progression . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

This picture makes God cry.

and me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Chump!

What a big pair of nads!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

woo!

yay!
hula-houpla!

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Eeep!

It burns us!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

it's great

I'd like to see the balls have a little more independence, an extra shimmy to and fro
edit:
on second thoughts, maybe not, that's enough now

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

i can never cry again.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

See...

.. thast just not right

yet still woosome

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

you assail us

with wobbly front bum ?
whatistheworldcomingto?

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

hehehehehe

shake it on down

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

heheh

shake it!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

anybody seen the soap?

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parsley, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

arf

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

mine needs polishing

now where is that "instuction manual"?

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Beer meet monitor . .

W/Y/H

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

awww ain't he cute?

my mouse is very clean, thankyouverymuch

btw: many thanks to b3ta for giving my IRC Bible 18.000 hits in 3.5 days :D

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Many thanks for the IRC Bible . .

It made me laugh lots :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

and thank you

and destrukto for giving us a laugh

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:03, archived)

no problem,

it's very funny!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

18 hits

to 3 decimal places ?

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:08, archived)

you need to be

accurate in this business.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

i fecking hate those women.

them and the two who tell people what clothes to wear, trinny and susanna.
why can't people be left ot be happy with the way they are?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

because it doesn't sell

or fuel a failing american economy

(Punn-isher, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

Arf!

The punnage is strong in this one.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

meet zombie orange

he's after your spicy pulp

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

Chumpfever, Chumpfever . . ..

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

i...

can... see.. his... wang!
noooooo!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

He wants you to . .

See, he's pointing and everything

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

you can see it less

than you can giraffe girl's norks down there...

and he's the manliest of all the bears

it's educational

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

shiiiiit

it's like his balls are staring at you

(Punn-isher, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

Not only that...

they follow you around the room...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

ahhhh

it makes me want to vomit bone marrow

(Punn-isher, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:23, archived)

ahem

psst, Chump... you've got a bit of a male camel-toe situation going on there

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

and doesn't he look proud of it!

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barnesy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

that bears a slight

resembleance to justin hawkins

no pun intended

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

ever so slight.

justin hawkins, i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

can't think of

anyone who wouldn't

I'm not gay, and I would

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

Chump or Justin ?

I think Justin would be "up for it" . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

hehe

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:08, archived)

Front Bum

FRONT BUM

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp

wyh

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

hahaha!

fantastic... i'm rather enjoying this chump renaissance... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

life just seemed to pass Henry by.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

oooh

i likes that

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ozmospanky, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

yaya

it's wonderpacked

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

Loser

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

thanks.

(i knew already)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

He needs to get out more..

that Henry

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

that be lovely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

yaaaaay!

wonderful...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

I like him

what do his feet look like?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

Delta Goodrem anyone???

Dance Delta Dance \0/

(Midas, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

yes

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

fwap

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

fwap

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

fwap

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

splat

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

thanks

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

here

have some bog roll.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

talk about

premature

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

Hmmmnorks.

The wife's used to belong to me, but now they belong to the baby.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

Yes, but be mature and look on the bright side....

er....

er...

there's bound to be a bright side....

isn't there?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

Oooooooh...

/kleenex

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

you give

where others would...

and so on...

(Punn-isher, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

I hate

that giraffe necked freakish gurning tart

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

~~tissues~~ issues

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

I used to use the phrase

"tissue the issue" as a euphemism.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

for

sponking the mankey?
nice

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

OMG

Sorry but you must be a bummer!

(Midas, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

not as a rule

but if that was the alternative - frankly, I'd prefer it

so long as he shaved - and had a nice personality

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

/0\

You'd rather give a geezer brown love than have a bit of Delta?

Hmmm poke a bloke in the brown eye or the hottest thing on Ramsey Street since Holly Valence fucked off?

(Midas, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

Holly Valence was about as sexy

as a bit of soggy day old quiche

and about as talented/interesting

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

seconded

on the talent part

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

she was made entirely of bone

and had a face like a squashed brocolli.
you could hardly call her sexy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

haven't you heard?

they invented some new make-up for women - it's called a paper bag

edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow

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SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

but the face wasn't the only icky bit of her!

she looked anorexic!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

and she's really irritating

which is a massive turn off

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)

yup.

i can't actually think of anything good about her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

2 things

she's been dropped by her label
and she's not on tv any more

other than that - no

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

OMG

or just have different taste to you.
Stranger things have happened

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

burn

the newbie!

see how 'burn looks almost the same as 'bum' there?

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

OMFG LOL!

your all bummers!!!!111
BLANKEEEET!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

and

your point, sweetie ?

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

none

sorry

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)

you've been a member for two days.

I guess you don't realise this is the gay shift.

you can take your hate, along with your shrivelled, inoffensive winkie, in hand, and kindly cock off.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)

bet you

still would though.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

nope

- this is based on personal taste,her crap acting/singing and having the misfortune of seeing an interview with her

the arrangement of frames is nice though - I just can't get past the hate

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

you're not alone.

there's something about her face that makes me want to beat the living crap out of her.
and i wouldn't.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

Shit actress, not much of a singer, but come on!

I mean, are you gay?

(

The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

goes

quite nicely with 'smack my bitch up' acksherly

(

supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

My NSFW Woo approval...

www.design4online.com/blog/images/09_12_2003-wooyayboobies.gif

(

-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

is it though?

the nipples are covered, so I'd say it's debatable

(

SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

oh yes!

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

It's been a while since I've been here...

I've been doing extensive research into endangered species. Here is a small snippet:

Click for biggerrerer and betterererer

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

but not Ayako - oh no

I've just adopted him for b3ta and if he falls out of a fucking tree I'll be wanting my money back

www.4rthur.com/links.php?mode=comments&linkid=1142

(

coco, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

That rocks

ever so slightly a lot.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

Hehehe

Nice!

How many?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

May I woo yay your

woo yay

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

You may.

And may I counter-yay your woo yay?
(I don't have another spinny woo yay, so you'll just have to imagine it.)
High Cockalorum!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

Ahoy up there

(

slight wiff of cabbage, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

Don't jump!

Oh go on then.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

John, Paul, George & Spongo

(ccc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)

perfect.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

Makes I laff

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

ohh yeah

woo yay

(Punn-isher, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

fab

spongo never did look at his drums while playing

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

that is making me laugh a bit too muxh

whilst imagining "with love from me to you" in the background. Thank you

(tone loc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

yay!

spong with added wibble!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

Hurrah!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

that

ia a beautiful thingo

(

supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

hahah,

my girlfriend thinks I am laughing at her over the phone now, and now you have made me have to go and explain what b3ta is now and everything

(

jola, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

hehehe...

fab :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

this is

really laughing out loud :D

(

PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

ha ha ha ha

i like that
wyh

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

bwahahahaha!

love it!

(

mrRush, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

arf!

perfect.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)

Fantastic!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)

best thing

since sliced slices!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)

I did make myself laugh while making this one

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)

Aww . . .

He's cute :¬)

(where are the eyes from ?)

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

A magic

google fairy

Ok i lied, GETTY you own pics..
Slight hint there..

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

I'm more a Corbis person . .

(I hate taking the Getty tags off)

I was thinking more along the lines of What Animal :¬)

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

they are human eyes

And tags off?!
LOL, you sign up and the tags are gone...

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

and

(

supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

i meant

'and you made me laugh too', not 'and me, i'm cute'.

ALTHOUGH OF COURSE I AM

(

supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)

i think

you like to lie.

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

I think

i do too.

in fact i think because i can't thwim

(

supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

Eh?

I like it, but still... Eh?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

Wha?!

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

Well

Are you going to give me an explanation..?

(

[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

even zombies like

(tone loc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

A plaice

in the sun?

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

you win a biscuit

which one would you like

edit: yes to below

(tone loc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

is that

an anthea turner zombie?

(Idid, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

was thinking the same thing.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

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