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# Steam Dragon v2.0
Now with Wheels (TM)
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# WOOHOO
very heath robinson!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# it is isn't it
woo! said ivor the engine
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# i
love that
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# YAY!
heck, i'd buy that
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# animate
animate it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# No way
It took me a whole double-pack of custard creams to get this far, I haven't got enough biscuits left in stock to make a moving one.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# *giggles*
.
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# But if someone else wants to try...
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Tidy
like!
(Crunchy Frog?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)
# err....
grim
....dunno why...
Edit\ its from a medical journal how can it be nsfw?
(cheebatv, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# nsfw
lol its bigger then robs
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# the mod
will get you . . .
dun dun duun . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# i dont care hes ginger
he cant catch me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# i have a suspicion that images of prepubescent genitalia
are considered nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# that's rubbish
its from a perfectly safe medical journal, and its meant to be fully grown male genetalia. the board is paranoid its official!
(cheebatv, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
# so you'd be able to tell that from the other side of an office would you?
and not just think the person was looking at kiddy porn??

bollocks... the nsfw reccomendation is there to protect peoples jobs
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# yeah that's
bit* NSFW!



*really very
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# err
nsfw

link it fool
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# NSFW
and disturbing
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# because
it would probably look like kiddie pr0n to a nosey boss or colleague
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# rather good
going up
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# reminds me of
are you being served!


av you seen my pussy mr glasscock?


WOHOO tops!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
Perfecto.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# lol
hehe woo yay, took me ages to realise what was happening there, i'm just to excited bout father ted and garth marenghi
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Les
Biens?
(Midas, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Wooliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
# ground floor
perfumery,
coffins and gilded shrines,
amulets and antiquities
sarcophagus and ushabtis...going up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# bit of a mindpiss there
woo for overlapping madness
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:00, archived)
# indeed!
woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:10, archived)
# *ding*
fourth floor, crooks, flails, canopic jars...
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
# That gets a
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I can't be bothered waiting for a chance to use this :p
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# woo-tastic
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# tops =D
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# faqtastic
cool drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# oh yes
that's wonderful
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# really nice :)
but trolls don't read the FAQ, that's why they're trolls ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# they try
they just don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:03, archived)
# That's ace!
Still love your style- I have Domo on my desktop! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# This otherwise sleepy West Lothian town

Has been terrorized every weeknight this year by the Giant Thom Yorke-Regurgitating Howler Monkey
(Betong Asna is crawling out of the woodwork, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# heh
i keep trying but i cant make it out!
yay for making me move closer to my screen ;)
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# is that gorilla?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# canned hams!
i likes it!
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# yay for Thom Yorke
the King of Spazzing Out
(Gimbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Formation #101 - The Phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# no man
thats #78 the teaspoon!



ARF w/y/h
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# nooo
that hippie anti-nuclear weapons sign with an extra one on the top
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# naah
the CND logo would be lacking both the top and bottom ones

woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# heheh
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Shouldn't one of them
be firing a missile?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Why not?


Have it!
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# My word...
...a bandwagon crash!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# stargate?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# why not indeed!
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# oh :(
that he man bandwagon looks really cool
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# where is
the image that started this bandwagon to be found?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# TJ
new series of black books next somethingday at 10, in the time it took me to click reply i actually forgot what day it was on, what a tard, think it was probly friday

woo pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Next Thursday
10pm.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Nice one :D
(Midas, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# well done
i cant believe i forgot that in the 2 seconds between seeing it on the tv and clicking reply
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# OMG!
No way?

Series 3?

I need to know!
(Midas, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# yes i think so
it said new
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# No Prince Harry with poppies?
And I think you might need some fingers to hold that wormhole open!

Some good 'shopping! 'Av it!
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# don't encourage!
*slaps hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Don't Bandwagon Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Marvellous!
I was so worried.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# yay
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe...
Also: 'MAN CAK'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# hehe
rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Like err.. dig my groovy fluffy beats, you cool cats!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# give him a fag
in one of those cigarette holder things (of which i cannot remember the name)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# i believe
they are called 'cigarette holders' no bs
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# ahh
i assumed they would have some highly pretentious term attached to them
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# translate it into french
= et voila, instant pretentious term ;)
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# That would be
"support de cigarette"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# and a berret
dont forget the berret, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# beret
pedantic twunt that i am
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# yay!
like it
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# like wow man!
far out!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# how woo
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# My goodness
he's a cool dude
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# arf!
Number 8. *buurrp*. Number 8. *buurrp*.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# I'm taking barbershop to strange and wonderous places!

"I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# It's an old gag but....

Brian's pulled a mussel.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# the pain
of the pun

nice pic thou

(Edit: imagines rehash with a piccy of a cracker)
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Go Brian...
Mind, they often have beards...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# :)
Guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# lovely eyes
lovely mouths and a fantastically terrible pun makes atomboy a happy b3tan

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# woo
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)
# a question
If you're smelly, are you necessary a bum or do you have to actually smell of wee?
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# im a bum
and i dont smell

u are a threadwasting bum, the worst kind
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# some of us
just live in slums with busted plumbing, but we do have jobs and shit...
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# oh ok..
but if i do smell of wee and live on a bench in hyde park.. but have a postal code and an internet porno site that sells porn for billions.. am i still a bum then?
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# no
you'd be a tramp. a bum would live in central park, 'cos that's what americans call tramps
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# i know a man who smells of veal
and sticks, i just push him away
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# do you mean
necessarily?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# nah, i'm quite sure he means neccessary
:P
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# I love my ignore button
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# ah
but a big red band is even harder to ignore
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# surely if you are a bum . . .
. . . you would smell of poo, not wee?
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# good thinking
but..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# u mean
butt
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Don't
encourage him...
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# you dont
have to go postal on me..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# no, it was entirely voluntary
*goes postal*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Er,
how exactly does one "go postal"?
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# 'tis an American expression
coined in the mid 90's after a string of US Postal employees freaked out under the pressure and ended up killing their co-workers.

It's just too easy to get a gun here in the states.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Well,
if you will go enshrining it in your fancy-schmancy constitution... ;)
(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# postal
yup.. hence the name of the game postal too..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# c'mon man!
If you really like our humour you won't go down this road...

instead you'll go down THIS one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Aw Autumn,
my fave season!
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# now i dont understand
what do you mean..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Lurktastic!
silly arse
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# GOAL!!!!
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# hah
Pixelated Harry Hill!
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# why?
why?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# made this for a contest


(it's always been my favorite one)
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# 80's chic.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# larson sense tingling ....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# that was
the contest...
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# heheheh
oldfashioned tapes
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# i just looked at the time...
i've got to be at work in 9 hours
only one place to go

night all
doodle mode will continue tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# sweet
dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Night night
sleep tight, watch the bed bugs do not bite,
if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew,
into the ambulance, dring dring dring,
fish trousers elephant, in peking,
saw a busy bee, diddle diddle dee...
daddy's an accountant just like me!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# somebody
needs medical attention
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# poems are good
i was strolling through the woods one day
when i came across a screaming gay,
i said "how do you do my chum...
tell, me why do you like it up the bum?"
he looked at me at a sideways glance
and said "it would just happen by chance,
that bumgays like it up the bum,
for undoubtably it's much more fun"
with that he smiled and turned away
that was the last i saw of the screaming gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# You're really fucking odd.
I thought you were just odd, and then I looked at your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# g'night
to you sir!
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Night
John Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Hi again
Lol this account is merely one year old but i havent used it.. well, i love b3ta because of the humour here and i watch the messageboard everyday. My comeback or something.. hi everybody
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)
# hi doctor nick!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Wow!
All praise his mighty lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# borkim
it says backwards
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Hello Christian!


/rik
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Ello! :)
greetings to you
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)
# hoorah!
the 10000 series was the bestest of the lot in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)
# seconded
10457
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Is this glasscock?
Not for the faint hearted (might not be SFW either). Is it real??

the pic

the story.


Edit: Woo to the sketch below
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# .................................
*washes eyes with sodium chloride*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# What;s wrong with salt?
:)
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# thats what i said, isnt it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# lol, yeah
I was just interested why you didn't just say salt rather than risk emmbarasment of getting it wrong.
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# how could i get a random chemical wrong?
its like saying I got hydrogen peroxide wrong
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# well
saying you washed your eyes out with Hydrogen Chloride would be wrong, because its a gas.
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# i didnt say hydrogen chloride
anyway how do you wash with salt?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# make it aquous.
but you can also disolve hydrogen chloride into water making hydrochloric acid.

but it doesn't matter, its worth washing your eyes out with anything for that!
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# what about hydrogen peroxide though?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# hydrogen peroxide is a liquid at 298K
But due to it's nature it decomposes readily in open air into its componant parts.

Sorry I'm getting all chemical on your ass by I took chemistry and I have to write about 'Rates of reaction in halogenoalkanes' - damn boring.
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# how uninteresting
I hate chemistry
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# me too
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# IF you actually read the story
it isn't as bad as it first seems.

I thought it was his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# *almost clicked*
see, i do learn!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# I on the other hand
do not learn and bloody clicked!!!!!!!!!
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# To be fair
I've seen worse, it's not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# READ THE STORY
before/if clicking on the pic link.

It's not safe for work, home or mental health.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Gah
will I ever learn not to click!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# what does glasscock mean?
newb
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# some thing to do with golf
and a tiger i think
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# it means that it has been seen before
comes from a picture of a golf player (female) kissing a glass trophy which she is holding in a position that makes it look like a glass cock

see the dictionary on 4rthur www.4rthur.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# glasscock
is a reference to a pic that showed a female golfer kissing a trophy that resembled a glass cock. Shit loads of people reposted it thinking it was new, whereas in reality it was old and no longer funny. Anything that has already been posted is known as "glasscock" after this one pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Thanks
appreciated!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Glasscock is
something unoriginal that's all ready been seen by everyone see
glassco.cx/
(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Blimey!
It's amazing what they can do these days - that picture is ruff tho.
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Woah.
That's well grim, but cool: they managed to save his hand. Int science brilliant?
(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# .
(Pelle ghola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# woo!
nice scetchy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# i can see you're in doodle mode too
i'm a big fan of doodle mode. it's almost as good as mode 7
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Is that a BBC Micro joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# 10 Print "Cuntymints"
15 envelope (15,25,25,300)
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# RENUMBER
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# I thought that would be OK?
I can't believe I'm querying Acorn BASIC syntax again. That would be twenty (20) years ago I last touched a BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# it's okay
i'm just tidy-minded :)

oh, and don't you need a sound to go with the envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# 20 years, dammit.
yes, my syntax is all over the place. I don't even think the brackets should be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Ha ha
I know what mode 7 is!

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# So can I!
Rock on Teletextesque graphics.

I once wrote a routine in assembler that switched the screen mode half way through the redraw, so you could get one mode on top and one on the bottom. How cool was that?

Err. Yeah. I was about 14 at the time too!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# i've been trying to think of something i could write for my mobile phone
i might write a bbc basic interpreter, i'd forgotten how much i love bbc basic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# woo
very nice



btw: also saw this, and i wouldn't risk a tj... but still, i think this is woo www.magicfly.nl/fun/badgerbadger.mpg
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# that's beautiful!
i love your drawing style
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# lovely!
a world of quavers and toes!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)
# yay !
i like those little fluffy clouds too.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# One day,
I *will* learn to draw.

/art based degree
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Cedric turned round and couldn't believe what his arse had just produced.
(cheebatv, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
Love the expression!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
#
shit! i dont remember eating that cherry!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Heh heh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# i'm now in doodle mode again
so you lot get to see some non-bandwagon pics....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# its eyes scare me
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# Lol
I like :)
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
#
class!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# whhhyrrrrmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# and previously
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# woo!
i love the expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# woo
and subtle
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# I advise that they never
get into moshing
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Woo Yay!!
The chili peppers did the theme tune or whatchamcallit for that film.....



.....just thought I'd tell yas that........heh.....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

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