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# fishing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# woo
thats too fluffy.. :)

btw what drug did inspire you?
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# gah!
why does everybody always think i'm on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# cos they
all are
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# haha
..it is so cute, like a jigglypuff(?) or something.
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# i knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Aaarghh, scary
I was about to say it was cute, but I've changed my mind..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# ahahjahaha




nice.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Heh..
I love that :D
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# sheep translator eh?
*makes*

thisistom.co.uk/translate/sheep.php
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Yay!
That's lovely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# WAHEY ! FREE AT LAST
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# ahahahah
,...but ..hey thats my granddad.
I told him that he should change medicine..
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Again, good taggage
What program do you use for your shops? What do you find the eaisets way of doing the perspective is?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# various
but Adobe is the industry standard if you want to learn, go with it.
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# I was actually wondering how you do good perspective work in PSP8
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# can you
do ctrl click on the corners?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# "king/queen of tagging"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# I got it in my head, had to get it out
(Gumdrops, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# hehehe
hehe

mp3: Röyksopp - In space
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# :)
Woosome.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# i guess the woo inside my head
also had to come out...


woo!
(don rico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# No, I don't know either.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Yay!
His scampering off is the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# what will he steal next?
have a parrot pirate woo

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# That's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# haha!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)
# That's damn silly.
Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Cool
he he. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:05, archived)
# HOORAY FOR FURTIVE
And hooray for collapsing frames!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# That is
Absolutely stunning, excellent stuff there
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# In the words of Master Thespian:
BRILLIANT!
(Rabid_Weasle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Okay buddy... here's the deal


you get to buy these authentic new banknotes at a reduced price... so you will be ahead of the game with the new currency when it rolls out...

once i have enough money from the sale of the new notes to get everything into place we're going to loose a giant chameleon into Buck House, it will immediately eat the Queen and any other members of the royal family that are within tongue snapping distance.

some key rebel ministers will then arrange a quick ceremony and 'Karma' the chameleon will be pronounced King of all Engerlander.

Immediately your foresight will reward you as the notes you have purchased will be legal tender.

best of all is that we will then shrinktabulise the new King and house him in a small glass tank, with no trimmings spared for his comfort, and all unnecessary royal houses, parks and vehicles will be sold as scrap.

escaped members of the old regime will be shot and the bodies hollowed out to make sea fairing canoes.

so buddy... you in? how many you wanna buy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# someone
should produce the notes that eddie forged in bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# woo!
Well you had me convinced for a moment anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# sounds great
..one problem, why selling the parks as scrap?..

woo to karma
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# 'Royal' parks will be replaced

with spagghetti western style theme parks.

we're raising John Wayne from the grave specially.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# that's great!
lovely story :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# dude!
sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# with the Royal family and their gargantuion drain on the british economy a mere memory
we'll also be in a position to lower income tax to 1% globally.

everyone's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# That

is hilarious -- a perfectly executed spoof!
w/y/h
(tookishlad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# why thankyou


kindest of sirs
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Wembley 1985

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# *snort*
woo you
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# your coat sir?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# thanx.........
i'll be on me way then.........
edit:which way is Hull from here......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# down
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# shitcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# 'Cough'..This just arrived for you sir...

(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# down
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# down
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# ...deeper and down!
QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# what about my goat?
..
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# se
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# That's better.
It's been ages since I saw something on here that is truly offensive.

Baz is missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Best ways to wank.
www.homemade-sex-toys.com the Fake pussy works best, but is hardest to make (need baloons and such) The easiest is couch love. :P
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# hahahha
i quite like bar stools
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# What were you searching for
when you found this?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Homemade sex toys, I'd imagine...
*takes down URL*
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# gah b3tan to it
!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# home made
sex toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# you losers
that is gross
(hentai_for_kids, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# says she whose name
is 'hentai for kids'
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
#
says she whose name is hentai for kids
(hentai_for_kids, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# of course
thats was there all along
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# i was going to say that
but thanks for saving me the trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# dfgdg
no problem
(hentai_for_kids, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# thank you for spelling
"loser" correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# hastings pizza?
you live in hastings? (UK)

its a dump
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I was looking at a porno site.
when I saw It advertised. Went, and ta-da.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# older than even some of the oldest hills
but rather funny... the thought of shagging a loaf of bread does not appealto me though

have this

www.masturbationhorror.com/

to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# oh my
now i've seen everything
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# well
nothing on the internet shocks me anymore

*goes off to find mastubating dead midgets porn to shock himself*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Come on....
'tubgirl' must have made you twitch!?! It's burnt into my mind...like when that Judy finnagins tit popped out at that award show
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# mum, why can't I have a pushchair like the other kids


and why ARE we going backwards?
(tone loc, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# umm
yeah
(hentai_for_kids, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# the poor twat
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# im bored and goign through old photos
blegh! (not me)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Mr Bean Impersonator
2004
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# does he know glasses are meant to be touching the ears?
or is he just a twat?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# He's a twat.
Thats my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# i'd concur
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# twat
I'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# shopped or no?
its hard to tell...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# not lol
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# i dont trust you
you're too good at this for anyone to tell
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# this isnt shopped

honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# is he looking for a no tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# heheh
woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# heh
log
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# turd
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# bumpoo
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# ....
Neo: How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.
Smith: What good is a phone call when you can't talk.
(fcknuts, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# where can i buy mine?



serious
(don rico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# anne summers
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Hmppf.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Houpla!
Etcetera!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# lol
i was playing that with my nieces on saturday, aparently now adays the kids are playing paper, rock, scissors and pencil.

i thought they were taking the piss at first but im assured it true.
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# How the hell
does "pencil" fit into it, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# pencil writes on paper
rock breaks pencil
scissors blunted by pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# That's too complicated
I'm just happy with a game of "Paper, Paper, Paper", me. I never lose.

Then again, I never win.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# my mates have their own version aptly named
'dick, cliteris and balls'

i choose not to join in
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# any update
on the game?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# nearly finished
though we did say that about a month ago.

but seriously, we're nearly at the stage where we have to play it for two days on end to check for any errors and set the rating boundaries.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# im really looking forward to it
sad though it may sound
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# arf!!
i was a bout to say WTFAYBOA but then it hit me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# nice idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# woo!
excellent!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(don rico, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# i spent half an hour making that arena
i hope it wasn't wasted
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Have this as way of a woo

The proof that wrestling is real...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Where's the bridge though?
There has to be a bridge!



maybe that's just me, bitter and twisted.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# It's on the banner in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# top shop
:)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Well it's not that hard to make something look like it was
drawn by an inbred hick, very low hardness setting and freehand tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Let me see...


(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
arf, snigger, guffaw, chortle, hoot, titter etc.
Love the bearded's expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# He looks quite pleased.
Thank you, btw, it was my first post!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# fantastically subtle!
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# heheh
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Yay!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# heh
its funny cause its true!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# yak yak yak
too funny :)
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# No fish... Meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# smashin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# ahhh!
shoot it!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# eeep!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm not going anywhere those buggers...

Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# I want one.
/suicidal tendancy
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# eep! excellent
tj: anyone know how to get source from external pages in php? I've been using file() but it keeps timing out.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# that's great
have my first ever woo!
(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# spiderman2?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# hell yes...
www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_2/
(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# APPROVED
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# I am uber crap at this due to lack of animating skills but that certinly needs to be rejoyced!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# blimey!
fab :)
and hello... don't seem to have seen you and your lovely pics about in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Scary
.
(Twiglet, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# It's Impressive
How it seems to have a massive body, as opposed to a small head...
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# heeelp!
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# ignored...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# hey, i say old chap
Are you still offering free mashes of freaky b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
#
(GrandmaOfShoes has updated his profile, and offers fellow b3tans a mash of them, Mon 8 Mar, 20:38, Ignore, Reply)

no ;)
(1, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hoho
hehe

and yes send me an e-mail
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# nooo
make him post it on the board...
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# ;¬D
everybody is commenting on how good that pic of me is!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Your face
'swapped here.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Oh blast it
i can't connect to my server - no pic of me on the board then !!!

phew
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# ...



darn
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# webfusion - cnuts
Quote :

Due to ongoing technical problems with one of the nameservers, we are presently experiencing DNS resolution issues.
Unfortunately there is no possible intervention however the DNS should be working correctly in the next 1-2 hours. This should only effect Shared Customers.

Host Europe apologises for the inconvenience.


bollox
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Won't see me saying
you're a mong, then.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Where's
the pine martin?
They're like giant killer stoats. Kick weasels asses any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# C'mon you would


wouldn't you ?
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# in this case
i'd say no...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# and i'd say...

evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# 'ning to you too.
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# nay bad!
been not busy today at all really, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Yes.
But that's a double bagger.


I'm soooo ashamed
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# No I would not.
(Corn Dog, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Time to try out my ZZ Top woo...


*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Giant geetars!
More! Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# A 257KB woo?
That's a little over the top isn't it?

Read ye the words of wisdom upon these here webpages:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Cheers....
I thought 'twas pushing one's luck...

edit: It's under 200k now, but it's a 2 meg value!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# norman wisdom wrote my website
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# His nephew's guts are shot from a canon
by be-fezed men who buy beer for depressed chip-pushers.

It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# OMG
that's givin' me the boak!
(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# No.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# ...
I suppose...

NO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# god
I hate to think where the tag might be on this one
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# GET OFF THE F**KING BED
WITH THOSE BOOTS ON !





.......how many times have I told you....
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I
Wouldnt :S
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
# thanks for that bit of norwegian
she laughed and informed me i had a big dick... how odd..

her kitchen is full for the time being so i came back and carried on with your picture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Yay ^^
Thats odd, because I told her you had a fluufy kitten. :P
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Sure she didn't say
you are a big dick?

/jealousy

I once learnt how to say "you have a nice arse" in Swedish. But have yet to find my way into a conversation where it becomes appropriate.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Give me a blindfold, and yes.
Actually, give me lots and lots of mindbending drugs and a papal bull stating that if I don't do it I will be hung, drawn, quartered and fed to the lions, then yes.

And then I'd have to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# no you c'mon
god bless lambchop
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# quite possibly
from behind, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# heheh
fnar fnar
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# no i dont think i would....
woo!
(nice tagging!)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# no nor me
but I have a dream
can I make Clair Short shop attractive
now there's a challenge
(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Yes
But doggie style while banging her head against the wall.
(drnuclear, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Biggs had always been
a fan of max power

p.s does anyone have a linky to a decent photoshop tutorial? havin trouble doin the x wing up properly. Please?
(The other Norman Hartnell, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Max Power
he's the man you'd love to touch...

But you musn't touch...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# His name sounds good in your ear...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# But when you say it,
You mustn't PH33R!!
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# 'cos his name
can be said
by anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# heheh
simpsons?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Absodoodilly-oodilly!
Neighbour-eenie!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# "Well that looks just
ding dong doodley yim yum yoodley -"
'Get lost!'
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# i drew a picture of you
I shall colour it and post it as soon as i can. well its a little bloke with allizpoocs written on his shirt.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# You forgot the pictures...
The pictures of the obscenely stacked women who only exist in magazines and not in real life. These creatures who are put onto glossy pages to make us unsatisfied with ourselves, our lives, our girlfriends. The type of women who make us dump our steady shag in search of something better looking. But we won't find anything... WE WON'T!!!!!


I'm not bitter though. (Woo and Yay btw)
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I don't get it.
So we're supposed to hate pr0n or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
# what in particular do you want the tutorial to be on?
try some of the sites here: www.lemony.co.uk/Links.htm

i have lots more links too if they aren't suitable
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# thank you kindly
sir.
(The other Norman Hartnell, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# wonderful! :)
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# how do?
long time no see.
like your new "thin nib" style :)

(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# doing fine,
the new stuff is just scans coloured in photoshop, (it takes less time :) ),


and i like your new...
same old funny pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# :)
not being posting much lately...just starting to re-warm
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# i thought i hit a brick wall of ideas a while ago
but i found some joke sites ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# I've decided to drink more
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# haha that's just marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# nooo!
dont do what he says!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Yes!
That is brilliant!
More blue penguin films!
Wooyay!

edit: That's all that ecotourism malarkey isn't it? Bloody hippies destroying the planet...*rumble, rumble, murmur*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# I agree
Thats very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Just heard your song!
It's rather good - keep up the SPEEEDCOOOORREEE!
You sound a bit like Voodoo Glow Skulls :)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Thanks!
Its a crap recording though.


VGS are fooookin ace.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# yaaaaay!
i love your penguin pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# as my mum always said...
when in doubt, post a penguin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# hehe...
is that the lemonhead family motto?!
and how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# family moto is "shop til you drop"
I's good after a rocky start to the year but all is well :)
hope you are too
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# naughty, naughty man
/ Lavender Hill Mob

woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# :)
how's sunny CA...as if I didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# hot, hot, hot
it's a taste of the summer to come, and it feels great! how be things in londinium? I shall be in Manchester in May.....woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# What font is that?
hmmm?















































(Corn Dog, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# chicane
hint: looks good green-on-black in an old-skool way
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# looks like the font from the olden macintosh days
back when i had one of them....
(Corn Dog, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# All your bass are belong to us

Not quite what I started out making, but still...

(it's a fish, you see.)
(b3rl1n, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# oooh now i see
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# arf, very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# :)
(b3rl1n, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Still
the best iteration of that meme ever.

100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# i liked
all yaarr base a little bit better.
(b3rl1n, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# another lurverly
mash from sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# i like the dog in the hat.
woo, sir god.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Cod happen?
Someone set up us the rod.
We get stingray.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Never!!!
*gets out the Uber-Fishing-Rod-Of-d00mzZ0R-Out*
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Heh heh. Great.
All your Plaice would also work.
(Xybex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# ..runs away
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# is that what rob looks like then?
ahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# hahah
that's so rude

edit: in a very funny way of course

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# maybe its just
the picture, but his eyes look rather odd
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# gah!
ahhh!

woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# woo yay!
nice mash. like it.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Mother!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Cor,
that's ra'r good - wish I could tattyswap like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# kin 'ell
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# lovely directional shading
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Bejesus!
The Incredible Hulk on holiday to Scandinavia? Because tourists are the only folk who wear those hats...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
#
IT'S A BIT SMALL
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# *right click*
*set as background*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# :)
yay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
#


One minute's work... quite good for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# nice mash
I woo you
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# i rather like him..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

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