b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 13844 (Older | Newer)

# .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Is that a snifter of brandy
by his right hand?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Derek and his reflection
Part the other one

Derek and his reflection part the first one

More Derek coming soon*

*or maybe not
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# ha hah hah!
that's loverly! woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# That reflection's evil
and extremely woo.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# geeeeeeeeeee
nyus.
Dust of the "panowie"!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Yay
love it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# WYH
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# 3 Heads Better Than One?
"What the hell do you mean, 'The Zips Stuck'?"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Fair enough.
Just thought it'd be an interesting caption to go with the picture.
But obviously not
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/3534361.stm
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Just so that you know
people get a wee bit shirty here if you don't alter the pic in some way. Just 'woo' and 'yay' for a bit and they'll forget you did it :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Fair enough.
I just thought the pun was more than enough, or is it too subtle?
They're wearing a 'Frog Suit'.
'Frog Suit' is the name for the suit divers wear.
Sod it, you're right.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Don't worry
you'll get the hang of it around here :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# please make your own images
/grumpy fucknut
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# unshopped glasscock?
or am I missing summat?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# curiously enough..
that isn't even shopped..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Welcome ...
... to ignore. Harsh, but fair.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# News story
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Your mum
is so fat that she covers 3 different time zones.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Where honey really comes from
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Thats
woosome
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# fab
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# That actually seems about as appealling
as bee vomit.

Woo to Pic, tis yay so it is.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Wasp piss?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Exactly.
Bees would never do that, as bees are representing the Spiritual LightSide.

On the other hand, wasps is bastards.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# WASPS
And the WASPS are indeed BASTARDS. Because they have been SODOMISED 5 times they all must DIE. On every world in the IU, all black and yellow striped buzzing things are to be SHUNNED.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# nope...
Wait for it...BP!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Woo!
*strikes honey off shopping list*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# mmm...
sticky...

Lovely pic sir!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Please tell me he's peeing
The alternative is to horrific to contemplate.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I knew someone would think that :P
he's doing whatever you imagine him to be doing
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# i'd say hes pouring honey in
from a jar at waist level.

then again i'm naive
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# The idea of thousands of people
across the world eating bee ejaculate has made me cackle like a mad loon.

Woo to you sir!
and Woo to your family!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# I'll remind my sis to
stop using the honey as a sex aid, don't want baby bees popping out ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Who whistles
while they wank?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# William
the Whistling Wanker.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Apart from him...
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# thomas
the tootling todger-tugger?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# That's really well drawn
and funny. I like the way you got the honey to look all gloopy and erm honey like.

Houpla.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I like...
Cute, whimsical, and a bit crude. It's great.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# beeeeweeee!
woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Superb ! nice drawing style
and what H2SO4 says about the honey
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# you sir, are a loon
and I love you like a brother
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Its all clear now....
Worker bee... whistle while you work...

Work it, work it real good. Ech!.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# i knew it!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# topical bandwagon anyone? couldn't think of a better caption.

let's all take this opportunity to turn the knife on this day of westlife's demise
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# True.
But why have they all got their keks round their ankles?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# I more concerned about
how the tall one (Brian?) is holding up his sign...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I wish you hadn't pointed that out
:/
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Visiting the priest?
/runs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# arf
!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I take no
pleasure from the fact that they're all very rich now. I think they should be forced to continue until they kill each other.

Cunts.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# they're not that rich
/blinging
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# well...
thats the sickest thing i think I've ever seen posted on b3ta..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Brian
looks like a potato.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# haha
you know their names!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Alas,
only the tubby one has gone
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# yeah but boyzone never split up
one came out, so they made clones. there'll be another one along soon.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# The ugly pug in the middle
looks like Bob*'s long-running Mr Sideways Face series.

*I think it was Bob. Correct me if needed.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Boab actually
and it's Backslash Boy
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# That's the bugger.
Ah well. As Oscar Wilde may have said, "'tis better to be half-remembered than mostly forgot."
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Uh...
No reason...

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# How rare!
Woo!

Why can't we say 'cr*nberry', btw?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# cranberry
eh?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# look at Spudmonkey's username.
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# The place suffered from a naughty word filter for a while
the word cunt was replaced with the word cranberry...

/b3ta history
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Oh, I see.
I should spend more time skiving; then I'd know these things.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# So...
Is it cunt or cranberry that we are not allowed to say?

OOOPS

heh heh heh

Wow thats an impressive name today ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# "The team soon realised that what they thought was a Twister mat,
was in fact a cow.
Many years later, they still laugh about it."
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# The other wrestlers were concerned
that he might be getting a little TOO into his character...

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# oooooo
nice shoppage
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# thank you, sir :)
I think I'm finally getting the hang of Photoshop...

...arrogant as that sounds.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# no it doesnt sound arrogant at all
i loaded up tattyshop on friday for the first time and could not work it out at all.

my mate's dad has sold me a tattyshop tutorial CD, so i'm skimming through that when i get it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I love
your name today :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# right
I'm going for a thrupenny bit.
Somebody knock on the door when the spandex homoerotica bandwagon has finished.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# you're going for a tit?
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Finished!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# The 'Foot Pumice'?
woo yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# dammit I'm working on a galaga woo at home
looks like retro games are covered already :¬)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# arrgh I can't hummus now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# That's Defender isn't it?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I never could get past level 3.
And then everyone on the planet was killed. Kind of depressing really.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Squelch....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Its.......
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Dr Sham told me to do it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaa....hahahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# ere' mum
all your pics have gone off of yer profile
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I know
I got rid of that website. There's a pic of our wedding here: www.webbyfeet.co.uk/photos.htm if you're looking to shop me.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# no not today dear
been webbyfeeting reading dog's stuff, v. good but don't like the purpleness
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# calm down calm down
didn't ask you to change it, maybe just a heavier, darker font would do, or maybe it's just these old eyes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Up the contrast on your monitor.
Or get new eyes :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# you an me's gonna fall out
I don't know you come on to give an opinion and try to me helpful and you're met with over sensitve female hostility, pah!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Aw, I'm sorry.
I'm just too lazy to change it. And I like purple.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# purples good
the colour of popes and damsons, bruises and crocuses,vestments of the roman emperors and of course the link back to the messageboard
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# BAAAAAHHHHH
Very nice.
Fluffy.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# what a lovely sheep!
/wales
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Wagons roll!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# this
is gay
(as in its hard as fluf)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# got
it

doh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Completed (3rd attempt)
Good game though.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# too easy...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Bah!
I can't get beyond 5!
:(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# The balloon has a face!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# it's a
svenoloon
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# ack!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I just kissed that.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Hi
Cockalorum!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# sveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
noooooooooooooooooooooooo


*ahem* sorry
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# that wrestler will almost certainly die


what a shame
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Commander Bunbun just can't live any long...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# toooooo fast
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# 2nded
but rather nice anyway
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Hm..
Will slow the next one down.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# parts of it are the right speed....
just after the pop, you may want to lengthen that frame, otherwise it's quite difficult to make out what it is
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Nip nip!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# evil crab!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Boston
crab?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# The British Crab (bulldog)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# ooooooo!
that's going to smart!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Gift for that niece you dislike
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# i've met vanessa feltz
she's quite nice.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I met her too
she's an anus
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# i'm pretty certain she
has an anus, yes.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# yes a massive one
they used it as a profile when digging the channel tunnel
hahahaaa
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Goatse?
/coat
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Nah
That's why she got so fat, there was a "back log"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# isnt that doll
a little to thin for feltzy?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# yes it is
but the manufacturer couldn't afford the raw material cost for an actual size version.

eeuuughh I have just imagined Feltz's anus
not pleasant
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# good thinking batman


maybe this doll was due to be released at the end of the celebrity fat club series, when she's lost all that weight*

*never happen
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Ideal for my fat 30 year old
misery maker niece.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# eye wood
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# damn sum1 beat me to it :o(

sorry, my first post
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# cock?
at this hour?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Wrong 12.00
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# worse
cock and a cunt.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# muhuhahahaha
classic
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Welcome!
I particularly like the fact that you've given him a puny cock.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Yes
not very impressive is it?

heh heh heh

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# He is a pun...
I get it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# puny?
couldnt find a knob pic so i used my own :o(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# no knob pics on the internet?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp air* aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*cough* sorry


Thankyou.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Maybe you were stood further away...
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# heh
woo

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# *splutter*
welcome! You'll fit in no problem :)

Oh, and woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# "After seeing the squirrel win,
the piglet knew he had to rise to the challenge"



Earlier
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Cant see either:(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Hang on...

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Morph them!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Yay cheers!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
do a tag team match




or a royal rumble
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# I know what I'm going to have for lunch now!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# To
go with them fucking scotch eggs ?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Haha!
Have I scarred you for life?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Probably
I'm off now.
If you mention them tomorrow.
I'll come round,
Set fire to your head
then
Beat the flames out
With a
Shovel
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# fucking scotch eggs
more fun than tossing the caber I suppose
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# And....?
People have got away with less
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# dogs?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# OOOH! Ring of Honor!
Run by a paedophile.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# really? damn...
i did not know
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# MAN.jpg?
Surely that is some kind of beast?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# i dunno
you aint seen some of my mates
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# skol to that
awesome nose there
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I say!
Fancy a line in the bogs?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# with that hooter
he'd probably take the cistern and half the plumbing with it

(and woo to the gentleman bat)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Me, an Amzonian vampire bat?
Here? On the b3ta board?
With my reputation?
Have they gone quite mad?
Ah well, here's to it.
Now, where's that delightful Munter girl?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Holiness is next to cockiness...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# arf
someone nudge the table, go on....
'ha ha fuck you your holiness'
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Wee!
He's a big bag of party tricks, that pope.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Free cash!
They must have a huge backlog by now:

(Clicky biggy)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# A woo.
Nice to finally put a face to the name(s)...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Brilliant !

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Can we keep it, Mummy?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# No, put it down, you don't know where
it's been..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Poor child.
It'll never be the same again.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds