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# Mukky likes to throw poo
wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk/mikky+friends.htm
He's a clever little monkey.
/edit:told you I'dwork brian blessed in there somewhere.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Argh! Spong-eyed buttocks with ears!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# 3
one dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb
and two dirty stinking apes to throw feices at each other!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# ah
family guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Who doesn't?
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# that's marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Self propelling Tony.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Gosh.
That's awfully good.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Fly damn you fly!!!
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# fly my pretties!
fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# When I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and elephaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
W/Y/H
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I hope
Cherie doesn't have ticklish thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I hope for his sake she's
prettier down there
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Here ya go Mostly Harmless


Emperor Not Bob The Third, and his old war companion Capatin Wobblybollock, invited Archibald McVitie round after hearing about his unfortunate tea dunking incident, who in turn brought along Melon, who does'nt do much at all it has to be said (though just this afternoon he gained a truly woosome cowboy hat), but then Peregrin Percival III cheered them all up by showing off his smoke ring pipe skills, followed by his weird co-worker Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th, who wanted to show everyone his new big black glass cock, but they all laughed at his latest blue rinse disaster at the hairdressers.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Capatin - lovely
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# arf
Wobblybollock
purile genius
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Memes of the future, I tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# really?
I think we need more monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Aw!
He am lovely and worthy of memeness.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Did you write "monkey" at the bottom
in case you forgot in years to come?

He's ace - he needs a series.

And he reminds me of dougal off the magic roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# a series?
are you bastards trying to kill me?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# maybe you could be the walt disney character
making bucks
and fiddling with kids smoking big cigars
while the sweatshop animators do the work?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Flantabuloso!
That cheers me up immensely.

I just lost my wallet. And it had two million dollars in it. That's life.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Tony Bleh!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'm not an alien.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# He's got
a great big brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Is the Beavis ....
or the other one ....?
(Zed Smith, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# come back!
(Dr Frank, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# woosome
Clarks shoes, no?
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I
hate it when they do that.

Woo!
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Toddlers chasing shoes are woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# woo
!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# ahhh goatse!!
Seems that NTK noticed the PHP errors but not the goatse logo..

eek!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Eep!
The interweb is irrevocably sullied by goatse :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# has anyone ever noticed
how the Camden Council logo is basically a four-handed goatse?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# How do you get an FP?
It seems impossible!
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# 27 messages?
Shut up moaning, and shop something good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# try posting pictures
:P
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Try threadwasting ... bound to work
(*possibly complete bollocks*)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# try harder
"Hi! I'm only 14 and I'm already crazy!!!"

bound to get an fp soon...
(The Spelling Police, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# "You don't have to be mad to sign up to b3ta
But it helps" omfg!!!1111 eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# i'd tell you
but i have none :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# 1) Make good picture
2)????
3)Profit
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
best response ever™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# 2 seagulls just had sex
and the bloke went straight to sleep after. hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# woo.
webcam it!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Webcam it hard!*

* comment courtesy of the Department for Predictable Comments
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
#
™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Pah!
You always have to go one better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# i win!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# sleep with the mods
they like it up the bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# It requires
lots of money.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# based on what?
funny original pics tend to work & animations
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Do something exceptionally
good. Even then, it's not guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Au Contraire Rodney
With the Front page generator you can have an FP every day of the week.
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# a highly underrated
piece of websmithery. I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I made it for the newsletter
and it got rejected.

Rejected from the FP, Rejected from the newsletter

/me slits throat
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# What
a great idea.

even better because one of my few FP's is shown down the page. WOO!
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# By being skill. Like me.
I rule, you suck! Hahahahahaha!!!!!1111onethousandonehundredandelevenpointonerecurring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# you could wander down to the docks
and rent yourself to the sailors

...

hang on ... did you say VD or FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# love your granny
sell you granny
and pull a goatse.

FACT 100%
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I had a
gotse on my last post
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# yay
for gotse.

so much mucerererer than goAtse.....
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# school boy error
GOATSE not GOTSE

You clearly did not love you granny hard enough
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# rules of the FP:
1. make the image less than 280 pixels wide.
a really good but too large image will be resized however
2. be funny/good at photoshopping
3. don't ask for one
4. be patient
5. pander to the whims of those that can make it so
6. don't try to get an FP, it comes naturally
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# blood, sweat and tears.
and too much time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# a funny original well shopped idea
plus getting on the right side of a mod
and the right crowd

mainly, a good pic plus a bit of luck
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# earlier on
I discovered you got one because it was your birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# yeh
they so crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# My friend claims to have got an FP first time.
which was probably a lie.
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Not if he's any good
Quite a few have.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ask google
check for their logon name & the word b3ta. should come up with the goods
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# AARRRGGGHHH!
the logic!

/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I did
but I'm not your friend.

So it could still be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# do a post exactly like you just did
then change everything
then hope for the best
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# By being me
Because I am fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Fibonacci spiral things


The software what does them - www.moonstar.com/~nedmay/cfsg.htm
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# argh
my brain hurts
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# i wanted to do
that very important work but now i have to watch these

darn and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# blimeh
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I
like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Maths: It's fantastic
wooyay!

/runs off to play with fractals
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# If you unfocus your eyes like you're looking
at a stereoscopic image
it makes you spack out
*spacks out*
*unspacks to say "woo"*
*respacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I found*
a kaleidoscope at glastonbury
best ten minutes/five hours/fifteen days ever

(* I think ... or nicked ... or won ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# "Oi!"
"Me favourite programme's about to start, y'dozy bitch. Are you gonna put a fresh head on this or what?!"



Announcements: Inexplicably wonderful flash show on hold for one week. Sorry.

Right now I need political photoshops of *FP* quality. Anything to do with *UK* politics over the last 5 years that makes a clear and immediate statement will be considered:
manic AT bloggerheads DOT com
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# seamless
v. good
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# /obvious bush-loving comment/
nicely shopped, sir!

edit: don't think i've ever shopped anything political. unless kittens and penguins have become taboo suddenly.
edit: tell a lie- I did this. a little bit animated though.
edit: and not really relevant to your cause. um..
IDS
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Pfft!
I do like that. Shame it's so busy, but I do like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# well if you're in need of an extra one quickly,
i've still got the source somewhere- I'm sure I can redo it to your requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# single frame would be good
but again - don't knock yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# woo
i think pic above is fp quality were it not twixt too big, sir
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# well now you've jinxed it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# up the wazoo
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Not to fear.
There is always the B3ta Front Page Generator to soften the blow if it doesn't make it.
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# that tis awesome
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hehehehe
sheer genius
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Are you sure
you mean 'twixt'?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# i meant twixt
but i wasn't using it correctly, betwain.
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I point you,..
In the direction of the front page,...
(HoTWire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# already earmarked
my dear HoTWire.

:o)

I'm also seeking primo stuff from deep in the spazz. Qwality is an issue, as I've room for 12 pics only.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# How's this?
Not anywhere near fp quality, but it was my first b3ta post, so has some kind of sentimental type stuff going on:
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# i remember that
i loved it first time round aswell
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Ta muchly
you reformed lurker you...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I doubt if this is of any use for you, but it's the closest to political i've got

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# looks pretty doubleplusgood
to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I think I've only ever done one political/topical picture,
my last fp. But it's not making a statment as such. And the story it was based on seems to have been completely forgotten. Um.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# "And the story it was based on seems to have been completely forgotten. "
just the kind of thing that needs reviving then, I would think.

Anybody got any Foot & Mouth or Dome action?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# will this do?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I already have
too much Bush

(insert obvious here)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Never mind then.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# As the film originally was
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# hehehehehe
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Top arfage!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Aarrrrgh!
No!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Tattifalarious!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# new GM kittens
now with bigger eyes!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# very fluffy
wooto you
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# arrrgh
liquified kitten woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you know it
liquify is the best tool there is
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# no argument here
but I am fond of SMUDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# ive never played with...
...smudge but i will now
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# they
look like an evil GM cross between kittens and bush-babies..

Woo though. have a woo. and a cockbudgie

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# wow
cockbudgie... thats a new one, and i like!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I
find you can combine any 4 letter swearword and an animal for comedy fun. eg fuckmonkey, cockbadger, wankmullet, shitsquirrel. some are, admittedly, funnier than others, but it does help pass the time......
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# that is
a fantastic way of generating new words! i love it!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Good...
...the eyes are always the tastiest part!

Woo!
(Idid, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
poke them with a rusty fork!

liquify spongs roolz
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Kill them.
And then stuff them with garlic and eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Pushing the
big eyes=fluffy equation to the limits. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Reminds me
of the weekend, strangely.
(babery was never here, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# sorry...
...found this image and couldnt resist...

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# woo
hahaha nice!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Have a milky pearost
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I aint getting on no pl....... *thunk*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Stabbit

Bigger: Here
Previously: Hummingphant
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# decent blendage... looks almost normal
loving the shadow effect. woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# thank you :)
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# is it not
a stabbit?

I bet it's delicious either way *loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# it began life as a
rabbeer which just didnt work, i think your right though, stabbit sounds better
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Bandwagon......

Sorry
(pengon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
The power's gone to her head.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# 'noon
to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Noon to you too :)
I'm assuming that you were previously known as stickman ben?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry.
Look up masher in the 4rthur dictionary. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I invented a new word,
but I think it's been bastardised.

*cough*checkFP*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# how so?
Did I get the definition wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# woo!
looks like he's still not got it off!!

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
#
Does he always go round with severed hand on his head?
(pen-al™, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# hey you!
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# hee hee
Q: I love posting bandwagon pics on the board. Is that ok?
A: No. Think of something new.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] dont ask, im running short of ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# hi!
see this:
www.b3ta.com/board/3062314
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
He'd better sort out his divorce a bit sharpish ;)
Congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# thanks
maybe the 2nd b3ta wedding, but it's the first bumgay one :)
plus i made the pic, and he stole it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
Dog and me were just talking about what a splendid word 'bumgay' is.
Is the thief not about today? 'Tis very quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# he was here earlier
dunno where he's gone though...

/checks down back of sofa

EDIT - a new term got coined 'masher' hence mashman ben, meaning someone who posts a lot of text, and in the 4rthur dictionary it mentions mostly as an example
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
Does that make me a masher? Most of my posts are text only :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# yup
and i am. he took offence at being the example though :)
i used to do loads of anims and stuff, but for some reason i haven't for ages
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I have no hummus
and can't be arsed. That's my excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ??
is it going to be anything like American Pie The Wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# woo - love asterix
especially getafix


btw as talking about it the other day, discovered when tidying the flat that my anime crazy flatmate has the original jap dvd release of spirited away, and it works on my dvd player. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# dare I mention the red tint? ;)
I prefer my Ren & Stimpy version though:

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# ouch!
the marigolds were just the first sign that Dr. Brown's surical skills would not live up to expectations
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Haha, woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha...
my doctor is called Doctor Brown...

*calls up to cancel spleen transplant operation*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I know
a bloke who does 'em on the cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# spleen transplant!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# "Dr. Brown's surical skills"
must be worse than your spelling skillz LOL!!1!!eleven!1!!
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# it's my typing skills, not my speeling
ha ha i'm so funny- i put speeling instead of spelling /juvenile
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# i cant make it smaller without it looking all messed up...
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# ensmallen first
then make text. Golden rule of small images.

and Woo to picture of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# ok
thankyou my friend
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# It depends how you shrink it
You get good anti-aliasing if you write the text first and use pixel averaging to shrink it.
(Erdos, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# always good to
learn something new. tanx.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Smaller?
21k is fine in anyone's book.



And ewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# the new look
for summer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# I would, now.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# very very very carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Found a flash animation
I made a while back and never got round to posting. It's very odd and quite clearly demonstrates my fragile state of mind at the time. I'm all better now (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha
that really made me chuckle! woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# You have brought joy onto my screen
thats fantastic. Woo to you and Kevin and all of your wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# that was fantastic
the music made it of course with the spazz dancing..
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# thats fantastic!
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# That's brilliant !
Is he Mr Chesterton's (unstable) cousin Wilbur who they kept locked in the attic ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
What sound do agitated ducks make?
Just out of interest...
(dirtyhippy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I did
enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# lovely,


that was truely lovely - thankyou
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# soup
berb
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# loon
™
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# I'm back.....!
Yeahaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wooyay to that, love the end credits.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
thats brilliant. the music is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Sorry... so sorry...


(I wanted to do this with a sign outside Old Trafford or something, but I couldn't find a decent source pic anywhere)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# ARF!
doomo arrigato gozimasu.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# :-)
They'd probably get more support if they did do that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

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