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# In the name of randomness
(Tjimbson, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# that's excellent randomosity
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# I feel that this deserves my new, only once-used pic.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# huzzah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# My mate again


Cocking ginormous but legible

edit: previousement

Refers to the minority of fans who are racist twunts, not the normal variety. Please don't get the wrong end of the stick.
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# finally a chance to post

lovely little fellow, this one
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# ah!
excellent.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# woo yay
he's cute :)

*hides nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# strangely, he has a taste for fish and nuts
he went mental in my room

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# arf

'ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# 'ning to you too sah
how the devil are you?
i've had a whole day of house cleaning and repairs.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# bit of a bummer
i've been having a day of animangling myself
www.b3ta.com/board/3343256
www.b3ta.com/board/3342603
www.b3ta.com/board/3342468
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# lully stuff
they're squirreltastic
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# squirls am teh bestest to shop
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)
# I hope you're not in canada
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# did i miss something
i'm a bit knackered so i'm not taking all info in.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# I think there's a law in canada that says
"It is illegal to pleasure oneslelf with a fish"

I probably got it wring though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Yay!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# it's very cute.
very, very cute.

but i'll bet if you petted it it would bite your hand off.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Awww
I could just shoot that and wear it as a hat right now.
Woo!
(Lord Gibbon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Pixel Paint...
It seemed better in my mind than it did on the tin... ICI need better source pics :-P
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
# No worries, the idea's great
which is often the more impotanterer..er.
:@ ]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# "Head Crammed in Scanner" (self portrait)
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Nice.
Very woo.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Most woosome
And twelve top hats for free.
(WiggZ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# you seem to have
a lot of hair.

*insert artrage rant here*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# i know, i know, i'm a cheater.
but i had fun cheating.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# you have either
a) a big scanner
b) a small head
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
#
i have both a shrink-ray gun and a grow-ray gun.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Ich mag deine Haare
/german
(Javan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# why thank you
i'm sure your hair is very nice too.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# I made some when I had long hair...
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# jesus.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:59, archived)
# OK, final chance to let me know if you think this is a good design for the T-shirt
This is the final chance to suggest some changes for the upcoming T-shirt. tomorrow i'm sending in the design for printing.



Clicky for Full T-shirt size
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# I suggest
making the D in Demeaned and C in cartoon lower case. It's more grammatically correct and thus more pleasing to the eye. Also make the i in i higher case.

Other than that, a very nice design.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Do you actually need the text at all?
I myself personally, in no association with b3ta.com would prefer it without.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
# But it wouldn't make sense without the text.
Without that you may as well just have a random Zombeanie pic.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# which i think is better than the text.
not that the text isn't good.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# I have to admit
that the T-Shirt design isn't the best of them (that's not to say I don't like it though). But how would you choose which one to put on?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# I know, which is why i'm asking for input so i can get it to something people will like and want to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Yes
But does the text make it any funnier? IMO no.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Taken on board.
will edit before sending. cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# the left arm needs touching up a bit at the top
and the lower right body section is a bit thick

tis great though
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
# take on board, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# stop fucking posting the same things!!!
RARRRGHHH!!!!!!
edit: attack of the lack of fluff
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# i'm not in a fluffy mood so i'll just say these things:
Fuck off! i want people to be pleased with these T-shirts, i want them to be done well and i want input for future T-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# well make a fucking forum called
www.b3ta-shirts.com then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# then you would get pissed off at me for spamming the url
So if you don't like it, don't reply. it doesn't take much to scroll past the post without replying.

/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# I'm sorry to say that
you've posted a dead link. Bet you feel stupid now, eh?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Sorry, scientologists. Yes, earth was visited by astronauts in ancient times....

..but it wasn't us they were visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# brilliant
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
# scientologists are mad,
the whole lot of them.

the pic, however, is quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Do they think the Earth was visted by astonauts?
I never heard that one. Yes, they are mad though. Or at least, not quite with it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# I think so. I'm not sure....
...but I am sure that L Ron Hubbard started the
whole stupid thing for a bet.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah
I heard that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# pah haha
astronauts!?

what absurd rubbish.

*grumble grumble*
(bonaroo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# oo
excellent.

jolly good lot of pictures on the board, what!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# you talkin' to me?

you talkin' to ME?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Har har...
I just saw the front page, and it reminded me of an office junior at the place i work, who was sent to the post office to ask for some Clitory Slips. He did as well !
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# I see now that the original's only a few posts down...
And i've rudely replied to somebody elses post...

I've also replied to my own post.

I wonder how many faux-pars i can commit in one drunken evening...


/coat
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# No, no.
I was just admiring your fine hat.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# fedoras
are the best hats ever made, and they should come back into fashion so that we ladies may be treated to the delightful sight of men in fedoras.

100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# they're also handy
if you're lonely and short of amora
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# *hums doghorse's 4rthurian hat wanking song*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:10, archived)
# i actually was looking at one in a store the other day
but then i realized that it probably cost more than nothing, and so i could not afford it.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# I quite like top hats.
Especially if they're really REALLY tall.

EDIT:
In order to illustrate this, here is a small example.


(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# so do i
EDIT: that really is a tall topper :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:08, archived)
# dapper topper, mister badger!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# why thankee
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:10, archived)
# ...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# *claps*
You sir, win the prize for tallest top hat. That is, unless someone else can do better...
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Trilbys all the way for me.
Fez second, then fedoras. Although fezs do not keep the sun out of your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# are not the trilby and the fedora
essentially the same hat?

edit: i met a police horse named magnum a couple of nights ago.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
# I hope you patted it's nose and fed it sugar.
People do that to me too. If I'm a good boy.

As for your hat comment I am not 100% sure of the differences but www.villagehatshop.com/trilbys-walkers.html mentions them as 2 seperate hats, and it's on the internet, so it must be right. (althought they have a rubbish selection of triblys, I want one like patrick trueman off eastenders).

Edit: this link makes it all clear. encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Trilby
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# i scratched his nose
but i didn't have any sugar at the time.

"A trilby or trilby hat is a soft felt.

See also felting and fuzzy felts."

that sounds so, so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# I agree
Fedoras are da bomb
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# oh yes.
My boyfriend bought one a week ago.

It looks quite fetching on him.especially because he's italian.
(bonaroo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:33, archived)
# he looks like a shifty beggar
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# gimme da mouse or I scratcha your face
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
# oh oh oh *delurks*
mr tangerine man is flinking ace

*relurks*

*delurks again*

i did get the right person didn't i?

*relurks again*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:02, archived)
# thanks!
the wonderful supermoore was planning an animation to go with it, too...
*skips excitedly*
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:04, archived)
# It is
brilliant. Wooo.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Is the Bond thing still running?
Anyway, for the bod who did roger moorehen



(Missing Links, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# george lasenbee?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Bingo.
Have some Bond honey..

Don't Open It That Way!!
(Missing Links, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# hey
he stole my surname!

/pseudo-famous link
(skagg, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# eh?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# That's nothing:
I once saw Terry Wogan
(Missing Links, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# i once saw an american!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Dancin' Saddam Returns

Saddam is dancing and rapping to Eminem again. This part of the animation cracks me up. If you're interested, you can see the full animation (SEQUEL to the Real Hussein) at frontsteps. Poor Saddam is jealous of Osama's freedom. Heheh.
(dtocci, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# you know, where are the days when people made the things they posted?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# You mean
people actually did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# ye olde ?
or perhaps days of yore ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# They're back in the days of
when People Walked The Earth.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# they are here:
www.thedayswhenpeoplemadethethingstheyposted.co.uk.com.net.org
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Don't click it, don't click it...
*click*

Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Hey, that link actually works...









Gotcha!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# I almost tried it...
that would've been tragic, considering the amount of .co.uk.org.net things I added onto it...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# *goes to register domain*
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
I saw it coming but I just had to click

bollocks
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# way back when,
when it were all fields
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# a lot of my best friends used to be fields.
/
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# A lot of my best fields used to be friends
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
# my surname is field
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
# I actually did make it. :-P
And I made the original animation too.
(dtocci, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i can't call u a cunt
************************************************************
*******@@***@*******@***@****@***@@@@@@@***
******@******@*******@***@@***@********@*********
*****@*******@*******@***@*@**@********@*********
*****@*******@*******@***@**@*@********@********
******@******@*******@***@***@@********@*********
*******@@***@@@@@***@****@*********@********
***********************************************************

Edit:oh you did make it!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# what, is the cranberry filter back on?
cunt
Apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# damn.
i liked that filter.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# no, but that is far more creative

*wishes he could do that symbol art stuff
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# True.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# I've tried counting sheep

... but I still can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# nice dreamy effect.
it's been a good board this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Thanks
I think the dreamy effect completely buggered the GIF optimisation doodad, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# That's cos Kickstart III Ewe Rider
is too good.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# that's because
you must count them on pogo sticks, silly!

(tookishlad, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:49, archived)
# That's lovely!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# ..99..100..101..102..103..
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# watch out ! - your heading straight for mr starfish !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghg
"phew! that was a close call"
(wobblyjelly, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Aaaaaaargh!
Woo!
(WiggZ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# yay! i love mr starfish! ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# hoorah
hello mr starfish :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# That works really well!
Great animatory goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# off i go...

//coat
//hat
(Hobo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# I...
think you better!!!

(g0!)
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# woo yay!
i would. hot damn!
(bonaroo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Call your boss's bluff
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Woohoo!
What a smashing idea.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Heh heh
I've been on the receiving end too many times!
First day at scouts etc..
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Someone tried
the Long Stand one with me when I started a summer job at Tescos.
I went and had an extra fag break.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Summer jobs!
I got a job at Texas homecare with my computer experience to help with the installation of the new barcode system. I turned up and was given a whole pile of barcode stickers and told to stick them on the shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Sounds like
the job I had at a football factory. We weren't allowed to sit down or move about. It was grim.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
# eh?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# think about them, they're all stupid
any screwdriver is left handed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# unless its been dipped in a tin of tartan paint first
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# they're all 'games'
played on aprentices on their first day or so - "go get me the left handed screwdriver, lad" - the apprentice knows no better, so it's funny...in a way.
(wobblyjelly, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# I got the water and screwdriver
but a long weight?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# if they go and ask someone for a 'long weight'
what are they going to get?
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# it will be if you're still thinking about the joke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Thankyou
that cleared it up for me.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# As in
Go and ask at reception for a long weight
(you have to say it out loud)
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Funny as in "let's stick the new boy in the jcb bucket
20 feet up" way funny.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Don't forget the elbow grease!
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Oh bless you...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Can I have some sparks for the grinder?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Woo
and bloody hell it got FP'ed before anyone replied.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# electric hammer
woooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's happened the someone from my class in school a few years ago. the teacher sent him away to ask the janitor for a long stand.


we didn't see him for 45 minutes!


woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.

I thought I was being really clever when bowling when I declined looking at the "left handed bowling balls" but there was really a rack with them on.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# How rapidly frontpaged
Woo, Yay and a-Hoopla.

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# tartan paint!
.
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Hah!
I need some blinker fluid and possibly a board stretcher if you're going shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Not forgetting...
The chocolate teapot
The solarpowered torch
The inflatable dartboard
The waterproof teabag
The glass nails
The hooverbags for a Dyson

... to name but a few
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I've seen a chocolate
teapot in a shops.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Solarpowered torches
exist also, and work with the cunning addition of a rechargeable battery.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# I know -
I never got the joke with that. I always thought it was quite a clever idea. But when you say that you get the typical thicko response of "errgh yor so fick incha..."
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# That is a beauty.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Inspired
Houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# genie arse
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Woo!
A company where I used to work had a recording of a telephone call made by a new starter to the local Do-it-all DIY centre, asking if they sold replacment bubbles for a spirit level.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# I had teh long weight
done to me on the worksite.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:11, archived)
# My dad used to ask them to get 'long stand'
When he worked in a huge garage. So they guy would go, "ok, let me go out back and get one". So the por guy has a long stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# WOOYAY!
Someone should actually make these! I would love to see the look on the bosses face when you give him one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I used to work in a garage
Nippers are brilliant fun,

send them over to the parts dept for
a bottle of compresion (wait ages for Empty coke bottle supplied with rubber gloves)
box of sparks (wait ages for iron filings from the key cutter)
Diesel spark plugs (told to fuck off)
Diesel carb cleaner (see above)
various left handed tools (see above)

and then when they get sent for things that do exist but just sound weird they fuck off for a fag, come back empt handed then get grease smeared on their head for being a twunt.
(5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Bubble
for the spirit level.

Woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Haha
You forgot the phelopian tube (or however you spell it :D)

v.funny piccy tho :D
(davidpike, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
# This week's ChimneySweep.tk newsletter...
groups.yahoo.com/group/chimneysweepnewsletter/message/15

Fancy subscribing? Go to www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/subscribe.html
If the page doesn't load, refresh. And refresh again.
(Sweep, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:39, archived)
# hoorah!
Just dropped into my inbox- Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# BArk! Bark!
Awoooo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# *honk*
(and woo!)
edit: It's really very nice that you people from the "other place" are hanging around here a lot more...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# cheers
i often pop in cos i really love it here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# we never hang around here any more

poeple flogging t-shirts et-al

*snigger*

ning ben
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Pffft!
Alrighty there. Enjoyed the footie I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:49, archived)
# erm
yeah was very good

heskey didnt play
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# My t-shirts worked.
I was on the bench...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# so was i, but i had a pint in each hand
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# I thought there had been some mass mail out
to all low numbered b3tans to get them to come back.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# It does appear that way.
I think people of our nomenclature are generally greatful.
Well I am. The thing I love most about b3ta is that stuff people post is often inspiring. And a lot of the older b3tans are super talented.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Just seems strange in the last
week or two a lot of low numbered b3tans are here who I haven't seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# I've been at t'other place
a bit recently and a lot of them seem to be using both
at the moment. It's good, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# pixeltastic
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# good stufff
tj did anyone do a tutorial for those stereogram anims and if so where is it
(BigBobbyh, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:39, archived)
# yay! doggies!
great pixelling there! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:39, archived)
# wow
you OWN those pixels
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# the brady bush
(jonnymega, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# hehehe
fits in quite well, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Woo yay
That is the anti-seamless. Top stuff
(WiggZ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# burn baby burn! disco inferno!

essential midi accompaniment...
inspired by a comment by lemonhead... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha
much better! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:35, archived)
# great
genie arse indeed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Lovely music.
Woo!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# arf!
that's just plain silly
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# danceeeee
DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:41, archived)
# why cant
i look away? im transfixed!
edit: im having that song played at my crematorial. Along with Nellys' "Hot in Here". Fuckin Class.
(Hobo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I absolutely love it!!!

(tookishlad, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# hehehe loon
*gets down and funky*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# weeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Wooyayhoupla!
Brilliance. Sheer perfection.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Pure Class
that's no... collection of memes and spurious oddities gathered together in an unusual, jenga-like fashion *breathe*

W00Y4Y
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!
that am most woo! memetastic!

wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Wow.
Thats moving. Truly very moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:30, archived)
# utter, utter brilliance
woo,yay,hooupla,panowie
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:30, archived)
# you
light up my life.

that am woo most high.
(tookishlad, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# When he heard they were closing his factory
Geoffrey was crushed

I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# painfull punnery
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)
# that be
good. w/y
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# groan
my spam is making me laugh too much today. two rather amusing subject lines

"rnuk, hello shit."
"hey rnuk, Fuck U Asshole!!"

genius.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
they are getting worse

/doesn't get spam :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# did get one of those african money scam things once
from a "Jesus R. Nigger"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
and they expect anyone to answer?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Pfffffffft!
nice spammage
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Do you find that
all your spam has 31kb attachments? I wonder what they are?
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:31, archived)
# That's brill
a bit tricky reading the headlines, but very WOO
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# crunch
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)

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