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[challenge entry] When The laws of physics pack up...
Please try not to be unfluffy, its my first proper bit of shopping - everything else I have done involves shoving some text on an image, so this is new to me!

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source (if interested)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# woo!
i like that
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
# ooh
thank you :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# very good
no need to worry :¬)
WYH
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# oooh
but does it REALLY deserve the full w, y and h?!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:03, archived)
# huzzah
muchly woosome
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:02, archived)
# nice first shop
wooooo (:
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:05, archived)
# thanks
I WOULD have stuck a helicopter and a bridge in there but i dont really know how to cut around stuff seamlessly like other people. I just use the wand and hope it works
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Why?
why not?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
/Flaming Lips
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
If you did postcards, I'd probably buy some.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
# nice
nice
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm, sorry!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Hed Kandi cover?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Not that I know of?
edit: just did google search found fit lass and psp'd it all.

Good taste in girlies that Hed Kandi - Huzzah!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
hurrah for an idea that doesn't relate to shroedinger!

Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Schrodingers cat was neither alive nor dead

really bad paintmash but never mind
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# He does look
quite insane though.
Edit: Oh it's been done by the way, sorry. But have a woo :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# dang
must have JUST missed it...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# haha
I think you did. About 3 appeared at once. Look what happens when b3ta mess with the laws of physics!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I wrote a book on him*
50 years after he wrote "What is life".
It was published in 1994.


*I didn't actually write a book, I wrote a chapter, well not really a chapter, it was only a research paper. Actually I got my name on the research paper, cos I did something that obliged them to include my name somewhere, near the end.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Did you deliver it?
:)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hold still, how am i supposed to take your picture?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# heh
tis woo

comp it!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# ta
i always forget
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Name the song...

...inspired by today's playlist on my tinpot local radio
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# /peeks at filename
Under Pressure?

;)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Or
Living on my own ;)

Edit: Nice monkey BTW :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Just a little something I whipped up


Has anyone done this before? If they have, I hoped they put more time and effort into it than I did.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# WOO
always room for a bit of Bush baiting.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Woo
That is quite brilliant
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
# seamless
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# seamless repost
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort yourself out, Werner.

Number 2 in a possible series.
Previously
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# He he
woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I laughed like a loon!

Woo/Yay/Houpla * infinity^2
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:50, archived)
# hahahah
woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# most amusing!
drugs do work rp



rp 2408698

Not compo'ble as physics is realistic :-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# why do I see the deathstar an a tie fighter in there?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I see..
Tie fighters and moons, hey wait that....


maybe to much Star Wars
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# New at Amazon...

s'Friday, innit.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# that made me laugh
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# haha
ace.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# made me grin
woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:47, archived)
#

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 'tis true
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# You just knocked over my Nobel Prize
yerfukkah!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
#


(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# why is johnny depp
doing experiments?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# is that
when they first dicovered a glass cock back in 1976
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I love the eyes in the dark
It always amused me when they drew Danger Mouse in the dark.... just the one eye!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# posted a minute ago but made a mistake so deleted and edited


4 3 2 1
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# i'd go out with him
if it was gay shift
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# about as funny as an anal fistula, but I've made it now...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# anal fistual?
A hybrid of an anal fistula and a pearl?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# *cough*....
sorry, I've no idea what you are talking about.....
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Ahhhh
www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/en.asp?TopicID=722

for the first bit (SFW) - and a pearl, well, surely you know what a pearl looks like - sort of round, found in clams ;)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# with beards?
*chortle*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
# too much info
Why did I click that.

...I dare anyone to google search an image.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Pffft!
What really annoys me is that people stayed up until 2 in the morning, deliberately watched it and then saw fit to complain. I can just see the letters: 'Dear Ofcom, I was delighted when I finally saw something on TV that offended me...'
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# couldn't have put it better myself mother
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Last night after the last advert break they had an announcement
saying something like 'some viewers may find the following scenes distressing' or summit like that.

Fucking cunts never mentioned severe disappointment at something that had more of a build up than the footie.

sorry Ma
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# what
actually happened?

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# A lot of handbags at 2 paces and shit
and Marco 'helium heels' hiding behind Emma 'I'm not fick' from Jason.

Watch Italy v Portugal if it happens. Same shit will happen there on the pitch.

Long haired oxygen thiefs
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Didnt' some
nobbers ring the police to report the disturbance after watching it?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:54, archived)
# pearoastahoy
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# trade descriptions act....
Never has a url been more misleading.... I'm referring to the stunning bit.....

www.westlothiannews.co.uk/Articles/stunningmodels/stunningmodels.html


safe for work..
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# the one on the right
looks like that one off the spice girls...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# haaahaha
Dear God. Spade in the face syndrome.


/gets slap from girlfriend.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# kinky
g/f
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# bloody
hell tracy looks like a welders bench.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I love her attempt at a pout in the first photograph
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# is
that what it was...thought she was doing her impression of a dogs arse.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I Genuinly did
Ah work in an all male environment reduces expectations
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Laura from Livingstone
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# She was my
Fave one - that steamship prow chest, wey hey!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# but
she has no chin!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# The chin transplant is in a weeks time.
A nice one with a dimple so she'll look like Kirk Douglas.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# she wants to look old
and incontinent?

wow - the youth of today, I'll never understand fashion!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Christonabike
SPANG! SPANG IT HARD.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Hideous.
spang.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Its Livingston actually
No e

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# West Lothian's finest.



(Honestly. The place is a growler-pit.)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# the
work must just keep on pouring in.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# JUST REMEMBERED!
My Girlfriend's from West Lotian (ish), so we'll have less of this sort of talk.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# In the interests of balance
I should mention that I've been rejected by more W. Lothian females than I care to remember.

Also, if I were on a bin-rake at midnight in Larbert, I'd consider this one not half bad.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:54, archived)
# stunning models - west lothian
oxymoron
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# God good
*calls solicitor*

What a bunch of munters.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# uuurrrgggghhhh
Falkirk Falkirk Falkirk,

although - having said that, I have some very pretty friends from Falkirk, so it's not completely true
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Isn't that where Mystery Bob's from?
He's very pretty.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Indeed I think he may well be
and yes he is... in a hairy kind of way.

Damn fine.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# ????
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Whats yer problem with Falkirk...
I'LL FUCKING KILL YE....I'LL RIP YER HEID AFF!!!
/jason - big brother
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# it's a bit of a dump really
and the only thing anyone can find to do of an evening is drive around the one way system fast(ish)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:47, archived)
# crusing is the term for it now....
"dinnae' call us boy racers - we cruise!"

fannies..
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# you forgot the Wheel !
"THE WHEEL, FUTURISTIC, MAGNIFIC !"

bitchpapa, May 2004
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I don't wanna split hairs....
But hes from Hamilton.....

Where im sitting right now... I'm frightend... :s
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I'm not convinced
that they're not post-op transgender types.

they all look a bit too cock-in-a-frock to me.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# emma
your right
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# bloke
or not a bloke?



I know what my money's on.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:47, archived)
# beats me
the vacant stare is creeping me out, though.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# same cold dead eyes
as princess di (when she was alive!)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:54, archived)
# And they are different now
because??
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I'm from West Lothian..
and I must admit that it isn't blessed with good looking women.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# nor men
:)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just the laws of physics...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# what remarkably
pissy minds!

woo to yourself and mr elephant!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# wha?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# cats
always land on their physics

bread always lands buttered side down...

hence the invention of the first antigravity machine
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Cat didn;t land on it's feet
Toast landed butter sdie up.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] he would have landed on 4 feet anyway
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Ahahahaha
most unexpected!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Fantastic.


(And pleasantly reminicent of The Hudsucker Proxy.)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# you know
for kids
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That is
brilliant.

Woo times a few.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# pffffffffft
the timing, as ever, is superb

big woo and yay to you sir!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Hahah!
Yay!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# hahahhaahahha
ahahahahaha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# that is great!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# yes !
booyaka !
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Goodness
Quel pisseur de cervaux!

Plus ca houpla, plus c'est la woo.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
loony toons!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
that is truly woosome.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:50, archived)
# thats good that is
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
top animanationing :D
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Yay for cats falling from planes
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:18, archived)
# yus!
that's grrrrrrrreat
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:47, archived)
# You sir are a god
Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] tarred surface

pea roast for compo, cos physics can go wrong.


Pedant patrol: yes i know he's not a retard but work with me here.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# .
work with you on branding him a retard - what's the pay like?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# People say
David Beckham is thick, I am yet to find someone complaining that Steven Hawking is rubbish at football.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Excellent comment,
excellent timing.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# But up in Scotland he is
International standard.

eh...

Nope that still makes him rubish at footabll.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# bad bad bad
hull next stop
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I like it
the post (not Hull)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What will this mean for mankind?
b3ta compo picture

click for biggety
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# what
about jumping moon-pigs?



oops, forgot to woo your newspapre headline!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# WOOYAY
That will be the headline the day Scotland win the World Cup!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Schrodinger discovers the truth
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# 4 !
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Pardon my ingnorance
but can someone explain this whole Schrodiger's Cat thing to me?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# sure
its just your basic wave particle duality stuff. Nothing to really write home about.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# or
infact something different to wave-particle
duality; like, eg., entangled states.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# basicly
he said that to observe something effects how that object behaves ...so by the act of observing that object it not longer does what you wanted to observe as its been effected by the observation..
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Ta
very informative!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# It's a famous thought experiment.
You have a cat in a box. Along with the cat there is a vial of poison, and a radioactive source. There is a certain probability that the radioactive source will emit a particle that shatters the vial, releasing the poison and killing the cat.

While the lid is on the box, you have no way of knowing if this has occured. Therefore the cat is in a state of "Quantum Flux" and is neither alive, nor dead, but some undetermined state.

When you open the box and determine wether the cat is alive it then "becomes" one or the other.

It's a demonstration of observer-specific reality in quantum physics.

Or something...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I've never understood this one.
Surely the cat is either alive or dead. Looking in the box only informs the viewer as to its state.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# the
effect of the observation effects the outcome kinda thing.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Yes, but
that's not much good to the observer is it? Until you view it it could be a dancing monkey for all you know.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# a
dancing monkey in a box is more fun mind.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# The observer is ignorant of the state of the cat,
but the cat *is* either alive or dead.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# And you know this how?
Our scientific method is based on observation. How can you establish a fact if you can't back it up with experimental observation?

It's a philisophical issue, granted, but there you go.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I know this because the cat can *only* be alive or dead.
It cannot be in a 'state of flux', because cats don't do that.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# How do you know that unless you have observed it to be true?
Since the only time the cat can be in flux is when it is not being observed, it is impossible to say.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# woo
ah yes, the demonstration of the absurdities of traditional logic as compared to quantum states where-in people feel compelled to supply seemingly obvious contradictions entirely based on alternative methods of measuring the results while the reality lay in the fact that the methods all constitute measurement of the concealed state..
excellent exercise in thinking "outside the box" and introduction into the realities of the breakdown between more a more newtonian view of physics and the reality of quantum mechanics. a quintessential zen approach to expansion of knowledge through unanswerable questions.

more or less, i have no idea what im talking about, but it sounds friggin great, eh?
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Who needs to look in the box when you can just shake it and see if it meows?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)

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