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[challenge entry] Yeaa haw!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
# what's he wanted for?
horse rustling?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# spelling mistake?
you mean horse hustling
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Bum Steer?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and this
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Yay, yay
and thrice yay!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Ha!
Fantastic!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:56, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] and this too.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Woo
this is great too!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:57, archived)
#
thanks, but these 2 are only reposts for the comp.
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Top.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# *snort*
preferably dead.

woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# had to get the ticket off a tout,

but i can't wait till glastonbury next week
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
#
didn't see Tracey Emin there this year. What happened to her tent?
wyh
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Did it survive the Saatchi fire?
I hope not.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:42, archived)
# the fire dried the jizz out
and it crumbled
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm....
.... nice.
/sarcasm
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Good for you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
fantastic!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Get that commercial out of my head!
Evening ya all!

Click for biggie! :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Arrggghhhhhh
The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown The Clown KILL IT!!!

*cowers behind sofa*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# my two most hated things combined
clowns and that fucking jingle.........
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:44, archived)
# I fucking hate clowns. They are the only thing that terrify the life out
of me.

That and Kryptonite.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Ronald McDonald is the scariest clown ever
as I work for the company, unfortunately I have met him on several occasions. the bloke underneath is a cunt too
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# pffffttt.....
So it's official. You work for a cunt.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# yep
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:55, archived)
# One question...
... why would ANYONE want it bigger?
Nice idea though!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:45, archived)
# When I go to
MuckDonalds, it always gives me stomach cramps, and when I go for a shit, they all float...

/Edit. How rude.

WOO!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Then why do you go?
I am proud to say I have only ever been in one once - never again.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I do not.
It was merely an excuse to weave "they all float" into a reply. I would not eat there if I had spent a year in an Ethiopian village.
Sorry.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# You don't have to apologise to me!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)
# In that case
I'm not sorry! Muahahah!
sorry
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# McMuffins are the worlds best hangover cure.
FACT.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:49, archived)
# When consumed
anally perhaps.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I haven't tried them that way yet,
but I'm prepared to try anything once.

/apart from Morris Dancing.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:58, archived)
# last exam tomorow!!

freedom!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# ..
arghh lucky for some..got another on tuesday!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
#
*HHOOOOONKK* !!!

edit: and good luck... how rude of me.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Good luck!
And god speed!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Which exam?
Also, GCSEs or A-Levels?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:39, archived)
# yay for you
my last is on Thursday, but i don't have to revise for it so i'm more or less free.

good luck
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:42, archived)
# then......
welcome to the real world, of WORK

unless you win the lottery
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# I'm planning on being a perpetual student.
So after A-Levels, Degree, then after that, MA, then after that, PhD etc etc.
Boring, but it aint work!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:41, archived)
# then be a teacher
13 weeks paid holiday, loads of extra days off (inset days), skive central :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I considered being a teacher...
... but now I want to be a Museum/Gallery curator working with Education.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# haha no chance
i'm being a bum for at least a year.. sponge as much as possible off the parents then maybe get a job!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Close Encounters of the Simon Kind

quick n' nasty
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hehehehehe
Itook a hammer to my simon says,
it was annoying me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
Ace!

Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Pfft!
Chuffin' great. Woo, and on that note (da da daaaaa) i'm off for some sleep.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah

Simon says Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# brilliant
just brilliant
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# hello

me and my tiny mate
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Hello!
Does your lamp have stamps on it?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:34, archived)
# dont
know it was a bar in france
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Ooooh la la! ;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i think you'll find that's
le le.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# I think you'll find...
... ummm... *thinks of something clever*
[watch this space]

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# *watching*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Ummm...
I think you'll find I am stuck for words.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# If I am not mistaken
they are stickers off drinks bottles. (printed on not stuck on).
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Oooh I see...
... very fashionable!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# at least pretend
you care about his work!

bet ya cant take him anywhere!
yoo way!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha
work!!111
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
#

I only post this cos I've not done any tattyshopping in ages, and nothing decent, ever.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# OY
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# OY
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# You Lucky
People!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# have a banana!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
# a tnaw i
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# OY?!
TJ: 10:40 BBC 2 the fastshow is on - for anyone who cares.

They're old but they're classics!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# OY?
?




?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# what the hell are you lot on about
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# I've got no idea
I just want to know what OY is.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:35, archived)
# which was nice...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Tonight I shall be mostly...
... on b3ta.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:33, archived)
# ooooh
suit you sir !
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Sir-ess! :P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
#
shit
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Saveloy !?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Smashing!
I was just about to go and sort out the drainage in the lower field, but I think I'll watch that instead!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# It'll Suit you, sir.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:34, archived)
# watchin' Orbital on bbc3 :)
now muse..think I'll switch over now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# you ain't seen me, right
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:35, archived)
# and you definitely aint seen me...
RIGHT?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A minibandwagon/compo entry
Malcom in the Midwest
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# What a strapping young man he grew up to be!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# The love child of Ant and Dec
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Yes!
You are so right!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# haha
good call!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# he's put a bit of weight on
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# another mice test, sorry if im annoying anyone
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Yay!
That works.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Ooooooooh....
... that is rather special!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# That one appears to go out of sync after a while as well
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# it almost works,
are the framerates the same?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# yeah
i think its loading times that differ :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# the only thing I can suggest (don't know if it can be done)
is to make it as one animation, and only make part of the frame transparent
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# pretty sure it can be done
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# I don't really do animations
I'm no good at them :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:34, archived)
# yeah, will do
i was just trying to be clever
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# i do like these, but....
do you have to test on the board ?

why not cut and past a little HTML code from this page into a file on your PC, and test locally before dazzling us all with perfect animations... ??

(woo)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:36, archived)
# i suppose your right
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:38, archived)
# That reminds me
of Chuckie Egg 2

Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:45, archived)
# bored... sunday evening....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# hehe, yet,
groan :)

runway
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# they are the bestest!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha!
but surely some kind of boat mooring would have been more suitable?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# pffffft
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Warning to bathers
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Eek!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Gah.....
Is no sea safe from those cheek parting fingers!?!

'tis most woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:15, archived)
# urrggghhhh
nicely done though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# and we swam and swam and swam
?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# egad!
still, that's remarkably tasteful.

considering.

...yay...!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:23, archived)
# That's no sea!...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Satsumo, anyone?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Yes
let's orrange a match.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
# I'll [vitamin] C if I'm available.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Well lime busy, sorry.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Stop taking the pith
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Meh, I don't mind
It's no skin off my nose.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# I thought that might a-PEEL to you...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# all this punnery just isn't apeeling
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahaha PIPped you to it!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:19, archived)
# I think you'll find acid it first
/tenuous one
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Juiced in time, too


/even more tenuous
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# My late Grandmother used to call Manderins...
... Mandolins. Oh how we laughed.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Heh heh
he's counting the days to the rodeo... he's not the best at counting so he has to use his toes. Also, his hat looks vaguely rude for some reason.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# he looks like my mate Brett, after he tried eyeing vodka
last night.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:08, archived)
# did it work?
or did he just get a sore eye?
maybe that means it did work.
maybe it's all just a ploy to give people sore eyes. bastards
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:11, archived)
# well the reaction went something like this
*clears throat*
"FUCK! TWAT! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHH TWATTING ARGGGGGGHHHH"
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# i have a feeling
Vodka was a hot russian lady who was accompanied by her boyfriend Vlad, correct?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
# that would be a silly thing to do...
edit: and painful!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# i wasn't involved in that part
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# interesting... what part were you involved in?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:19, archived)
# the filming
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:20, archived)
#
*awaits gif*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# i think me, falling off a childs playground thing and falling 7 foot onto my side is better
but they're all on my mates camera
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# I ma BANANA !
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Hehehe
(should that be compo-d?)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:02, archived)
# A Rhinoroo?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# i initially called it a kangarhino
but rhinoroo works just as well :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# kangarhino sounds like a rare disease
mmmm rare
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:07, archived)
# My boyfriend's name is Reuben...
... and his nickname is Roo.

Commence ridicule... n... n... now.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Nice name for a boyfriend
well done.

e'ning b3ta...hope you've all had a spiffing w/e and are looking forward to the end of it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# hehe Rhinoroo!
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Yay for Rhinoceroos!!

Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:04, archived)
# aaaarrggghh!
how the hell do they get born?

or do the horns grow later?

woo, anyway..!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:13, archived)
# you're not fucking coming in, cock dribble!

TJ:anyone know a free video clip libary? thanks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# I've been flicking through this
www.bbcmotiongallery.com/

s'that what you're after?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# bit too tagged (like getty)
it is good though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Ok - hows about this?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:07, archived)
# that's good
thanks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# theres a BBC on int eh newsletter
nice monkey btw
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
# You pay peanuts
you get monkeys gorillas.


Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:02, archived)
# I tried paying peanuts for a monkey once
but the guy wanted a pony.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I would've tried to knocking him down
to a badger
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:12, archived)
# well, I dont
want to come to your stupid club/pub/social gathering you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:07, archived)
# heh
..snap..
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# ho ho
spot on.

to which I usually reply, I didn't want to drink in your shitty meat market anyway, cunt!

yay.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:14, archived)
# piss de la mind
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# The last time that happened to me,
I kicked their window in.
(And then turned myself in to the police, the following morning.) Oh, hell, you'd understand. I was young, and my date was inside.

/I just blew my real estate deal. Booo hooooo. Sob. :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:21, archived)
# sorry test again
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# haha, thas cool
though it only works every 1 in three i think :P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# yeah
can anyone think of a better way of doing it ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# are they the same number of frames and same framerate?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# framerate yeah
frames ....ooopps
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:02, archived)
# wait a mo i think i fixed it

-edit- no. oh well.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:11, archived)
# thanks
for tryin
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# just make the last/first frame last longer
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Top quality
Keep the hummus tank on full.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Good idea
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
#
Can't you just use a large transparent gif?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:15, archived)
# yeah and white out one side of it?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Name the song identified by the arrow in the pic


for the benefit of those who haven't noticed

it was cry me a river

for the really mong

crimea river
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Barrier of song
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# nope
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# kind of expected it not to be real
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Cry Me a River
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# we have a winner
and in best Bullseye tradition
here's a speedboat for your flat
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Well I've had a good day Jim
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# is it
"not making it that easy"?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Ca plane pour moi?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# the blue
danube waltz
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Erm...
'Rock you like a hurricane'? 'We will rock you'? 'Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree'? Aw balls. I don't know.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Rockin' All Over the World?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:02, archived)
# "All around my hat"
?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# "Kum By Ya, M'Lud"?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:04, archived)
# "The Psychedelic Warrior Disappears in a Cloud of Smoke"?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:05, archived)
# lets just draw a thin red line
under all of this eh
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Good idea.
/looks ashamed.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Mary
had a little lamb
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# back in the ussr
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# By the Rivers of Babylon?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:00, archived)
# A bit nasty perhaps but...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# hehe
I feel the rumblings of a bandwagon approaching...either that or I'm hungry

I'm sensing you have 'issues' regarding this 'Malcolm' *does 'air quotes'*. Would you like to talk about it?
/psychiatrist
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# I think my starvingness has gone to my head
as I read that as "or I'm bumgay"....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Look,
I've no desires for my mother. Honest. Okay?
All those fires I lit were something else entirely.

(Actualy I love that show. I just thought this was funny.)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Arf
That made me laught much more than it really should have.
Wooyay!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Never nasty enough.... As for running into things - repost!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Have you ever noticed that you're told
'In the event of a fire DO NOT RUN!', but the sign has a guy pegging it around?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# See my above post
That picture had much the same effect.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
*swallows tongue*
gurhhghrhgrerhrhjeririjr
*falls off chair*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# *tries to resusitate*
*ends up eating dog food by mistake*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# *snort*
yes, quite.

woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:15, archived)

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