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# What they really do when you're out.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# I'll bone you in a minute.


oh, wait...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# *bead of dribble forms in corner of mouth*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)
# you would get a different kind of dog muck then
boik!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# hehehe
arf
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think I will become rich selling these...


no doubt bindun lots....
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Why is her head so round?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# They all
have funny heads.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# surely the question you should be asking is
why is his head upside-down?

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)
# I wish this book existed

then I would know...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Then I would possibly know too
Instead of just buying a new sieve all the time
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# arf
not just me then?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# hooray!
i haven't seen a pic of yours in too long, and for sieves, i'd say leave it to soak for ten mins in hot water.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# I was made redundant
moved from Suffolk to Berkshire.

and reinstalled Windows XP.

this has taken a while.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# ooh,
hope all goes well in whatever you're doing next.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# i have a job
and a new cat
everything is well
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# excellent,
i remember suggesting names for the cat on 4rthur.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# that wasn't my cat
my cat is called Farley.
Like the rusks.

I wouldn't let a truckful of 4rthurians/b3tans pick the name ;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Pah!
Ken Shit is a perfectly respectable name for a cat.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# hehe
just keep the tap running
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# But that's where you're going wrong
as that is a tea-strainer to strain tea leaves not a sieve which is much bigger and is used for flour and other lumpy powders.

Best way to wash any sieve like apparatus is to turn it upside down and then use a very hot and powerful jet of water to push out the offending bloackages and use a stiff brush.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# she's not wrong
you know!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# From the site the sieve came from....
"Loaded Sieve
Here is a close-up of a sieve filled with tiny insects. This photo represents the collection from an entire site (20 bowls). Of course the size of the collection varied quite a bit from site to site and from day to day depending on the site and the weather. This particular load is about typical, and although it doesn't look like much, it still takes a while to look at all of them under a microscope. "


I don't know the difference.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# That site is fully of sh*t ;)
it's a tea-strainer - haha

See above for how to clean it.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# I'm not doubting your knowledge of utensils
I was wrong.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Arf
Home Carers we have to know our utensils it's more than our life is worth ;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# the trick
is to hold a spoon under the tab, that way the water covers a large area and cleans better

/why do i know that?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# same reason I do?
hideous childhood chore/punishment
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Yes. Very much so.
That triangular headed youngster seems to be totally ignorant about sieve cleaning procedures. He's desparately addicted to the internet.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
Would Ebay let you put Anti-Ebay stuff on there? If the answer is 'no' and then they decided to let them on, how many of these would there be...



See the full sized image HERE!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# i thought this hadnt been posted before!!
the new one was deleted - but i thought you swore that you'd never posted here before! some ones a liar!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Ho hum
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# But how do they hold onto the handrails?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# D'oh!
I knew there was flaw somewhere. Just.. couldn't.. quite.. see.. it...
/hits forehead with hand repeatedly
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Don't worry!
As long as they can't figure it out, we're ok!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# they would
use their/ther're (arse to propper grammer) plunger silly
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Gangster Cat
one bad ass pussy..

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Gangster kitty! woo!
Comic Sans! noooooo!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# can you
suggest a better font? :P
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# VERDANA!
:)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# you could always try
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Font of champions*



*may not necessarily be true
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# *hands over Kitekat*
please don't hurt me
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Well, I suppose he was warned.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# is he being raped by the banana?
woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# The tiny banana warning sign
appears to have an erection.
So yes.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# oh yeah
so it does
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Poor bananas... they are always to blame.

Woo to your pic!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# nice.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# haha
yay
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# fantastic
cheeky
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Bananas


Always unexpected.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# its true!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Ow.
you're killing me.......the jokes funny I mean.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# quality!
as always
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)
# randy wee buggers aren't they...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# I haven't seen this the first time
it's excellent. So is the original pic, too.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Brilliant
now i've gone and spilled my drink
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# hehehehehehe
top notch
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# arf!
fp!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# txt speak for fwap?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# isn't that
f.

?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Judging from Rebecca Loos and Beckham
it's *******.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# n0 1d34. lol.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# very good.
lol. :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# That woman
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Disturbingly
That reminds me of an old girlfriend.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# she is beyond scary
please put her back where you found her
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# I can't,
she amuses me too much.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# the new dick
:)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# nononononono,
nothing will replace Dick Beattie, I have quite a collection of Beattie pics now and a few I haven't posted due to fear of being sohuted at.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# hey duke of prunes
two more for your beattie collection, apologies for gayness

www.b3ta.com/board/3445641
www.b3ta.com/board/3434266
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# That woman
doesn´t even need any shopping to be an odd figure.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# did this last night!

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Oh, I like that
*crocoturtle noises*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# ahar!
tres subtle!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Woo, I like
It ressembles a prehistoric Mosasaur, only with a shell.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Name this kitten
My girlfriend just adopted a kitten and it needs a name. I'm asking the B3ta community to help.


The winner will receive the next available Gmail.com invitation that i get.

[Edit] It's a boy [/Edit]
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# monkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpack
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op? post op?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Lemony!
Some dude was being cheeky further down the board! Sort him out! 'ave 'im!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# was that me
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Tripwire, because you know you'll eventually trip over it
enough said, errm, well

call it master, or misstress, because of the old joke that the cat owns the house and you just live in it, hehehe


(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Woo
You're the winner! He'll be called Master Tess.
Thanks.

Send your email address to [email protected].

I'll send you an invite once I get one.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Con!!!
-gratulations!
lol.
woo.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Well I feel kinda selfish seeing as I already have Gmail
but that kitty looks like a Status to me.

Edit: That said, it certainly reminds me of that "You talkina me?" guy. Call it Nero.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# PAUL!
call it Paul!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# call it
nugget :D after my cat
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# suki
or




chimneysweep
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Derek
or Canker
or MR Tibbs
or DINSDALE
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Geoff
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# How about "Ammit".
That's a pretty name.
Edit: no good, Ammit was female.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Mr Chuzzleton.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Urinal Cake
.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# marjorie dribblethwaite
or cecil for a tom
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# What gender is the cat?
I suppose caling it Meme is unisexed

\edit being as it's a boy Mr Meme or Mr Mestopholies
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Wilfred
wilf! Has to be...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# call it anything you want
it wont understand you
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Jamaica?
.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Jemima
It has Beatrix vibes.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Dinner
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Hmm...
Spongebob!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# flump
please :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# how about....
BORT
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# "Poorly crystallized diamonds used for industrial cutting and abrasion."
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# A hA!
Cervantes, Vahan, Azaria, Lucio, Jess, Lois, Lazarus, Naomi.

all generated randomley(sp?)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# what about
peanut?
or nimlet?
edit:or paper tiger?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# call it
l33t
that is all
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# chutney!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Pepper?
sorrysorrysorry...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah, sure
You just bump my post further and further down the board.

*is not really annoyed :)*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# bump*
;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Don't be, dear! We all make mistakes :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# :D
enjoy yer dinner?
Oh, I got me new phone :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Yay! Yes thanks.
You fancy MSN chat?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# whiskers
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Jebediah!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Buddy, call him
BUDDY
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Call it
Kitten.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# call him "Kaboodle"
Kitten Kaboodle.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# My last one for now at least


Thankyou for your endurance of my crap artistic skills. Post any requests and I'll have a bash tomorrow.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)
# top mash
shit film
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Oh, come on.
"DUDE! A LLAMA!"

I challenge you not to laugh at the memory.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# ok,that bit is anmusing
but the film is fucking dire
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# I thought it was hillarious.
But then I'm cursed with my teenage bad taste.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# being an old git
I tend to find teen 'humour' films a little monotonous
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# And thehhhhnnnnnnn?
:)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# this took way too long
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)
# what no stone cold stunner?
woo!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)
# A redex defeater?
That's a beautiful idea. :D
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] eBay
Indeed..

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Eye Sea
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)
# that's calming tranquil
and inherently evil
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)
#
Took far too bloody long as well.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)
# but it looks bloody excellent
be proud that you spent your time on it
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
#
Oh, ta very much.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# marvellous
very serene
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# 1000th post

huzzah !
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# yay!
still need to times that by 25 to reach the lemony quota
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# or 1 more FP
he he - hope he isnt here
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)
# EDIT DUE TO POOR USE OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE
sorry
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)
#
A Woo a Yay and a Hoopla walk into a bar...
B3TA begins.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# When b3ta began,
people could spell Houpla.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# woo!
well done matey!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
compgratumbulationz
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# WOOHOO
Just got a Job in Idaho making twice what i am now!!!!!!!

CFB
Mountain here I come!
EDIT: the CFB is Big
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# congrats!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# hoorah
congrats
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)
# well done!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Fred Dibnah's Ironic Demise
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# that'll teach him
for ever coming down from the chimney's
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Fred Dibnah
4th best celebrity-but-you-dont-know-why EVER

3rd- Ed Tudor Pole
2nd - James/Lauren Harries
1st - Adam Hart Davis
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Adam Hart Davis
is a top chap i reckon.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Ed Tudor Pole
is the most irritating ****** on the Planet
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# wasn't eddie tudor pole
very briefly in the sex pistols...?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# yeah
for a day

then carried on leeching off Richard O'Brien
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:06, archived)
# ick
leeching off richard o'brien. i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)
# arf Run Fred RUN!
I recognise that very steam-roller...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
# you are evil
in a way that makes me smile
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)
# woo in the highest
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)

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