'Well yes, this new museum to the history of Squirreldom and it's relation to the nut, I'm hoping, will be a great sucess, yah.'
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
( , Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
Hahaha
he is wise I know this because he not only has a fez but a cane too
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31,
archived)
Can't go wrong with something small and hairy
in a fez.
well, maybe Michael Winner's cock
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32,
archived)
well, maybe Michael Winner's cock
firking clients.....
and their firking computers...
"oh, it's not like that on my machine"... IM LOOKING AT THE SAME DAMN SCREEN AS YOU....
/lets off steam through shoppage
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25,
archived)
"oh, it's not like that on my machine"... IM LOOKING AT THE SAME DAMN SCREEN AS YOU....
/lets off steam through shoppage
strange
"oh, it's not like that on my machine" is a phrase I have heard most often from IT Support Officers. Useless gimps all of them
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27,
archived)
ah ah
when i worked for a hotline (only a few hours)
client "i cannot connect"
me "what's on your pc screen?"
client " a flowerpot!"
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28,
archived)
client "i cannot connect"
me "what's on your pc screen?"
client " a flowerpot!"
This is probably true
either that or your just RUBBISH, you're rubbish you are, rubbish I tell you ;)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28,
archived)
minor tj:
someone tried to get windows viruses running under Linux
os.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/01/25/1430222&from=rss
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29,
archived)
os.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/01/25/1430222&from=rss
I had a funny call the day before yesterday,
Was hillarious.
Woman calls up and says "Hi Steve it's Gene from Whitehall, having a bit of a problem, Outlook is only showing my emails from 2003." So I said "Ok, I'm going to shadow you and see what's wrong." So I used remote desktop on her and looked around for a second, said "Ok Gene, I found the problem, watch your screen very carefully" so she said "Ok", And I grabbed her scrollbar and dragged it all the way from the bottom to the top. Hahaha nearly died laughing.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44,
archived)
Woman calls up and says "Hi Steve it's Gene from Whitehall, having a bit of a problem, Outlook is only showing my emails from 2003." So I said "Ok, I'm going to shadow you and see what's wrong." So I used remote desktop on her and looked around for a second, said "Ok Gene, I found the problem, watch your screen very carefully" so she said "Ok", And I grabbed her scrollbar and dragged it all the way from the bottom to the top. Hahaha nearly died laughing.
nicely done
and no blood splatter scene. you got style!
Take a cookie!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24,
archived)
Take a cookie!
ha
i find i have the opposite problem, in that all headphones, even on the smallest adjustment, fit neatly just under my ears.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26,
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thats a bit of a personal question isn't it?
Next you'll be asking if she's having hymen replacement to!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21,
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Next you'll be asking if she's having hymen replacement to!
he knows I had my hymen replaced
Actually I swopped it for a box of Jaffa Cakes.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27,
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they'll do
I'll never be Angelina Jolie and I can live with that.
I wouldn't mind an arse like Kylies though.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28,
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I wouldn't mind an arse like Kylies though.
bigger
convert it to a .bmp and then repost it! :D
I can't see what it is
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20,
archived)
convert it to a .bmp and then repost it! :D
I can't see what it is
Cute!
Its one of those endagered re mokey thind with a lions face dimwit
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21,
archived)
you like these animal mergy blendy things don't you.
Where do you get your high res pictures from?
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24,
archived)
Where do you get your high res pictures from?
All over the place
Think of an animal, type it into Google Image search and sift through what's there. None of them are hi-res though, they're just very good quality. A lot of good ones can be found at Pbase.com as well
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26,
archived)
I always find google a bit crappy. I'll check out Pbase. cheers
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29,
archived)
Yes, you do have
to sift through some utter shite in Google, but sometimes you hit gold and you end up at a site with loads of useful pics. It usually takes longer to find the pics than 'shop them.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32,
archived)
That's awesome :)
At first i didnt realise it was 2 animals shopped, I thought it was a lion with a moleste mane :P
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20,
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I just want to molest & fiddle (damn this filter) it
but fear that it would probably eat me
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25,
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first post
i know the tails a bit crap, but i flattened it before i remembered i'd left it to last. whoops there...
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16,
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i know the tails a bit crap, but i flattened it before i remembered i'd left it to last. whoops there...
that`s bloody great!
had to think about what you`d done, because it was "hmm, something not quite right here"
top notch! and welcome to teh board :)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18,
archived)
top notch! and welcome to teh board :)
Monkey mangles
all come from the Basement Jaxx video.
100% of fact.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29,
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100% of fact.
...
do you mean you don't think i did that? or that i was unimaginitive? can't argue with that but ive only been doing this for like 2 weeks. i can show you source photos...
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:33,
archived)
Me likee.
Top username as well. (Although I'd have used a 'you', but that's just me.)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:17,
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Class.
's very pretty, but I think next time she should have more focus and less clothes.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18,
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just
as well he did not go out and just release all their sons as then he would ended up with nothing but building supplies.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:09,
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Perhaps that should be a scalpel (or some jewish circumcision scalpel)
but I see what you did there very woo
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08,
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Yes but at first I thought he was a tailor
"Never mind the quality feel the width!"
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11,
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ah ah i see!
let's just never forget
edit/
(in a way he's some kind of a dick tailor)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:13,
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edit/
(in a way he's some kind of a dick tailor)
that wasn't meant to uk b3ta users only
...i could also have done it with african excision performers but the source pics were not "that good"
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25,
archived)
Goddammit!
I wish I wasn't at work and could listen to that. Rats cocks.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05,
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Man I love your band :P
Your saxaphonist is the most awesome person ever.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18,
archived)
don't worry
it will probably end up in the newsletter it's that good.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22,
archived)
the site thanks
Wasp Box and Felix as well as The Duke of Prunes.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20,
archived)
_felix made the real can
the colour scheme and the name were me
www.b3ta.com/board/3989148
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/3989148
blimeh
was it only 2 months ago? It seems like Monkey Beer has always been around.
Well, pats on back all round.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23,
archived)
Well, pats on back all round.
The best thing ever!!!!111!!!eleven
Beer + monkeys + Ska
*skanks like a crazy fool
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08,
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*skanks like a crazy fool
bloody excellent!
The Duke of Prunes will be loving that
edit: yes! great advert at the end :)
\m/ ROCK \m/
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:09,
archived)
edit: yes! great advert at the end :)
\m/ ROCK \m/
Oh my giddy aunt that's brilliant!
I'm downloading the MP3.
Listen to its 4rthurRadio debut on Sunday night on my show :)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:15,
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Listen to its 4rthurRadio debut on Sunday night on my show :)
HAHAHA!
super! brilliant use of the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer! bravo!
I like the slogan at the end too!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18,
archived)
I like the slogan at the end too!
damn you and your monkey beer.
i can actually feel the taste, but alas, i be only mental.
you know, should that ever be a real beer, you'd make millions.
but for now, i'll stick to me monkey cocaine.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37,
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you know, should that ever be a real beer, you'd make millions.
but for now, i'll stick to me monkey cocaine.
it's like
an old school meets new school negative reality inversion type thing.
nice
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20,
archived)
nice
Their legs are hidden behind teh foamy head...
.. or was that just a bad pun?
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03,
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Hmmm, I think they'd be hidden
But maybe you're right. Or maybe their legs have been dissolved due to too much time spent sitting in Scale Ale.
Now Cock off. :-}
/joking
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07,
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Now Cock off. :-}
/joking
Haha
but the girl has not yet dissolved or does the lager only disolve boys?
I shall cock off now then shall I ;)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:10,
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I shall cock off now then shall I ;)
Doh!
Erm, she covered herself in vaseline before going swimming in the beer.
/awaiting sordid response....
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11,
archived)
/awaiting sordid response....
people in scuba masks look funny - fact
and I'll have a pint of that, just scrape the boys off the top
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03,
archived)
They come on a cocktail stick
So you can just leave them in the ashtray.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04,
archived)
version with flat colour of jolly jacks picture.
final colouring will be done soon.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53,
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final colouring will be done soon.
no he showed a half finished coloured version yesterday
/edit or was it the day before
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56,
archived)
Ahh
when I read about the collaboration I thought they both coloured it in.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59,
archived)
yep he has.
twas posted yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
King Speen did one to
www.b3ta.com/board/4192968
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
King Speen did one to
www.b3ta.com/board/4192968
were you not around yesterday?
here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56,
archived)
here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
Oooh very nice
I'm far to lazy to do the background on most of mine.
/was at work
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58,
archived)
/was at work
I've said it before and I'll say it again
You and Jolly Jack should team up to do a short animated cartoon featuring zombies, kittens & pies; or even zombie-kittens with pies; or zombie-pies and kittens; or zombie-kitten-pies
;)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56,
archived)
;)
JJ's colour is very good. did you see the comic page he posted?
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02,
archived)
Not sure if I did
I did see Thors colourising of the devil woman
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04,
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It's the night of the walking pie.
And it's after your canary.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02,
archived)
Yay I want one too
that feckin' brilliant and no mistake
woo, yay, houpla and a panowie
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45,
archived)
woo, yay, houpla and a panowie
My word...
Have a woo, and I do beleive a yay too!
Hurrah.
P.S. did you trace it?
Fnarr
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46,
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Hurrah.
P.S. did you trace it?
Fnarr
Ooh, if I had a
niece or nephew, they'd have that. A nice little present to remember me by. Great scary 'Here's Johnny' action.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49,
archived)
bloody hell that`s excellent!
it didn`t animate first time... blimeh
nice rendering
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53,
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nice rendering
Class.
I want to play with it, for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03,
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Kitten 1: So something kitten, how did you get on in the milk drinking competition?
Kitten 2: Very well fluffier Kitten, I won by three laps.
edit: Oh, I forgot to *cough* and *sigh* :P
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41,
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Kitten 2: Very well fluffier Kitten, I won by three laps.
edit: Oh, I forgot to *cough* and *sigh* :P
HAHAHAHA
you could have made some effort on the hair.. way too few polygons!
yay for Rick Wakeman!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34,
archived)
yay for Rick Wakeman!
*sighs*...
You'd think someone of /your/ age would be more mature.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:43,
archived)
I know
I was concentrating on the hands - that took up all my spare time.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40,
archived)
you need to hire someone to do that for you
I hear 3D rendering artists are about £3,200 per year...
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44,
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Is that all?
I wouldn't even make the tea for that amount!
Don't worry, the software is dead easy to use - a child could do it.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46,
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Don't worry, the software is dead easy to use - a child could do it.
You're right - Terragen wins hands-down
(When I talk about the stuff I've done in Terragen down the pub, I find it's a real bird-puller. Never fails.)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48,
archived)
do you ever tell birds to piss off, cos they`re only after your money?
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:51,
archived)
hmmm... come to think of it,
they seem to piss off on their own accord when I tell them how much I earn; how good I am at everything; and how many chicks I pull each week (or don't).
sigh.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53,
archived)
sigh.
Well,
All I see is you people bringing this information up. Infact I do not mention it much at all. I think I mentioned I am good at 3D once before, About girls once before, And about my wage once before.
You are the people who continue it. Everything would have died out if Rik didnt decide to continue everything. such as "Sefafin" I come on the board a year later and he still brings it up.
I think it's either cos he fancies me, or because he needs to find himself a target to vent his social inadiquecies and sexual frustrations onto. It's quite sad really. Quite sad indeed.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:57,
archived)
You are the people who continue it. Everything would have died out if Rik didnt decide to continue everything. such as "Sefafin" I come on the board a year later and he still brings it up.
I think it's either cos he fancies me, or because he needs to find himself a target to vent his social inadiquecies and sexual frustrations onto. It's quite sad really. Quite sad indeed.
but are you as good as me?
girls (doubt it)
Wages (42k)
Talent (erm...)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01,
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Wages (42k)
Talent (erm...)
No-one is better than me!
Girls - 1
Wage - 10.5k
Talent - sticking coins up my nose
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04,
archived)
Wage - 10.5k
Talent - sticking coins up my nose
you can put coins up your nose?
sorry Wombat.. I`m joining this gang
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04,
archived)
loads of em!
I reckon I could easy fit 2 quid up in twenty pences. I think the 50ps are possible but really painful.
5ps just fall out
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07,
archived)
5ps just fall out
B3tards Top Trumps
Vultan
Birds(cockateil)
Money(Get back I'm all right jack keep your hands of my stack)
Talent(I'm a living historical reference for young people eg. we had free milk at school)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18,
archived)
Birds(cockateil)
Money(Get back I'm all right jack keep your hands of my stack)
Talent(I'm a living historical reference for young people eg. we had free milk at school)
woaaa hang on, little guy
your Serafin thread is legend! it`s even linked to on mmnb098mnb`s web site!
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04,
archived)
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
Dude
Whether or not posting an ad for a band you like was appropriate or not, and the (very amusing) roasting you got was deserved is all open to debate.
But you keep reacting to it. So you'll get years more of it until you learn not to.
/imho
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25,
archived)
But you keep reacting to it. So you'll get years more of it until you learn not to.
/imho
It looks great...
(except for the hands - they'ey need a bit of work.)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35,
archived)
i didn't actually notice
that the hands weren't real before you said that...
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:37,
archived)
sorry - I've got a cheap rendering program
and I haven't quite mastered it yet...
Those hands took me ages y'know.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39,
archived)
Those hands took me ages y'know.
you must have done
they're low poly, they're not ment to be photo realistic, it's just for a game.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39,
archived)
I'm working on a football stadium at the moment...
I'll post it when I've finished.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41,
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has it got burning bits, and goals, cos that would be really good!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42,
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nah...
that's beyond me.
I've only being doing rendering since Tuesday.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44,
archived)
I've only being doing rendering since Tuesday.
no not yet,
i've only got the flat colour on at the moment, i'll post up the flat colour version for you.
keep an eye on the top of the board, i'm fitting it in between doing some work.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49,
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keep an eye on the top of the board, i'm fitting it in between doing some work.
not bad
you might get away with it If its for a game.
look at what I didn't do
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36,
archived)
look at what I didn't do
I just
subwuped a polydoodlage and flip rated my rudele engine.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58,
archived)
looks nice.. primitive user interface though
geddit? PRIMITIVE!
ahem
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05,
archived)
ahem
I just rendered this
I could be better, but it is for a game so it is a low poly count version
;¬)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31,
archived)
;¬)
woo
great a parrot in binnary would have got extra geek points mind.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33,
archived)
I'm doing a PhD in physics
I've got all the geek points I need
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34,
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blimeh
A clever man! *goes all girly and puts batter on eyelids*
Want some Smarties? :)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38,
archived)
Want some Smarties? :)
I just ate a bar of dairy milk so the smarties are yours.
I think my greatest PhD achievement so far has to be setting my bench on fire. It was quite a blaze
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45,
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mine was getting pissed at a cheese & wine party
on the first night of a conference in Greece.
I walked out of the hotel, fell over and broke my ankle.
Not even been there a day!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47,
archived)
I walked out of the hotel, fell over and broke my ankle.
Not even been there a day!
Impressive!
My boss invited one of his canadian collaberators (sp?) students over for a couple of weeks. I ended up headlocking him in a pub and threatening to beat him up. I do wonders for international scientific cooperation....
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53,
archived)
go on then
*takes smartie*
thanks
I'm not clever - I can just use machines without breaking them
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41,
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thanks
I'm not clever - I can just use machines without breaking them
The orange one looks like
Roberto, Bender's mate from Futurama.
"Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing! Hiyahhhh!"
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50,
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"Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing! Hiyahhhh!"
I checked glassco.cx
and didnt see it. just on the chance that no-one has seen this guys work, i will not hesitate in posting it as it is fecking superb.
bruno bozzetto´s flash movies
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26,
archived)
bruno bozzetto´s flash movies
I must sound like a right killjoy
but I saw that in 1998 or 1999 :\
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30,
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pre-glassco.cx. thats alright then, it can't be glasscock!
its copyrighted 2001!
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34,
archived)
its copyrighted 2001!
Hmm
I wasn't gonna say, but now that you have said, i'll say that i've seen that "some-time" before.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30,
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god
that's shockingly similar to the new honda ads doncha think.
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31,
archived)
I laughed really loudly at that
especially the one with the disability parking space :D
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34,
archived)
It reminds me I should actually be practicing for my theory test
- even though I have already passed my driving test. *leaves Rik to work it out*
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38,
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!! says the woman with a pic of her sitting in a car in her profile as if to say "oh I can drive"
pfft! and double pfft!
;)
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45,
archived)
pfft! and double pfft!
;)
I can drive and I have been driving for three and bit years
what I need to sit my theory test for is for a PCV license - I'm going to be a trainee busdriver =P 11 or so tonnes of metal and no idea how to use it haha
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50,
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HOLY SHITE
thank god I`ll never be driving near.... wherever the hell is it you`ll be terrorising
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52,
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The unholy street of Sheffield
"Get off the road I have a BUS!"
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53,
archived)
*gets out GB road map*
*gets big red pen and draws circle around Sheffield*
*writes NEVER EVER GO HERE*
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:00,
archived)
*writes NEVER EVER GO HERE*
This is a general rule about Sheffield
long before I decided to apply to be a busdriver.
NEVER GO TO SHEFFIELD - haha
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02,
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NEVER GO TO SHEFFIELD - haha
Hell, I'm a member of the IAM and I still haven't got a car license yet.
Go figure!
IAM = Institute of Advanced Motorists
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47,
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IAM = Institute of Advanced Motorists
thing is.
i saw it before too..
but there are some new ones...
so take a look you bunch of know it alls...
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39,
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but there are some new ones...
so take a look you bunch of know it alls...
woo pfft
tj check how wrong this is. NSFW
www.hut.fi/~vlundber/images/familienleben.jpg
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26,
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www.hut.fi/~vlundber/images/familienleben.jpg
I can't believe that.
Do you suppose their family grandma knitted them for them as christmas gifts?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31,
archived)
that is brilliant
I'm going to dig my granny up and make her knit me one, she allways loved knitting my gran
( ,
Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32,
archived)
I can't stop laughing at that
and yes it is wrong but also very funny
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33,
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