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# 'Well yes, this new museum to the history of Squirreldom and it's relation to the nut, I'm hoping, will be a great sucess, yah.'

Click it to big it.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
he is wise I know this because he not only has a fez but a cane too
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Can't go wrong with something small and hairy
in a fez.




well, maybe Michael Winner's cock
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# awww
s'lully
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# firking clients.....
and their firking computers...
"oh, it's not like that on my machine"... IM LOOKING AT THE SAME DAMN SCREEN AS YOU....




/lets off steam through shoppage

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I would!
girlswithglasses *fwap*

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# which one?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# They both have
funny noses.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# strange
"oh, it's not like that on my machine" is a phrase I have heard most often from IT Support Officers. Useless gimps all of them
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# ah ah
when i worked for a hotline (only a few hours)
client "i cannot connect"
me "what's on your pc screen?"
client " a flowerpot!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# This is probably true
either that or your just RUBBISH, you're rubbish you are, rubbish I tell you ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# minor tj:
someone tried to get windows viruses running under Linux
os.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/01/25/1430222&from=rss
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# haha! that`s ridiculous :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I had a funny call the day before yesterday,
Was hillarious.

Woman calls up and says "Hi Steve it's Gene from Whitehall, having a bit of a problem, Outlook is only showing my emails from 2003." So I said "Ok, I'm going to shadow you and see what's wrong." So I used remote desktop on her and looked around for a second, said "Ok Gene, I found the problem, watch your screen very carefully" so she said "Ok", And I grabbed her scrollbar and dragged it all the way from the bottom to the top. Hahaha nearly died laughing.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Tweety had had enough of Baby getting all the attention.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Hehe
how wonderful :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Oooooo.
Creepy.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# nicely done
and no blood splatter scene. you got style!

Take a cookie!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# oooh ta!
munch munch
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# that is bloody fine sir

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# excellent
truly excellent
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# also...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I love that
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Haha!
I know his pain, for I too have a massive heed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# ha
i find i have the opposite problem, in that all headphones, even on the smallest adjustment, fit neatly just under my ears.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# lurve it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Ooh, it's a big marmolion
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# ooh that is beautiful
and you're right, it's big but wtf :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hi 'pot,
you gone and had your lips done yet?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
#
thats a bit of a personal question isn't it?
Next you'll be asking if she's having hymen replacement to!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# he knows I had my hymen replaced
Actually I swopped it for a box of Jaffa Cakes.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft
best answer ever :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# for some odd reason
you put me off.

dunno why
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe
there's nowt wrong with the ones you've got :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# they'll do
I'll never be Angelina Jolie and I can live with that.

I wouldn't mind an arse like Kylies though.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Send me a picture
and I'll see what we can do ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
#
Oliver Martinez??
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
#
bigger
convert it to a .bmp and then repost it! :D
I can't see what it is

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Cute!
Its one of those endagered re mokey thind with a lions face dimwit
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Narrgh, .bmps are crap
I'll do it as a .tiff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
#
you like these animal mergy blendy things don't you.
Where do you get your high res pictures from?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# All over the place
Think of an animal, type it into Google Image search and sift through what's there. None of them are hi-res though, they're just very good quality. A lot of good ones can be found at Pbase.com as well
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
#
I always find google a bit crappy. I'll check out Pbase. cheers
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Yes, you do have
to sift through some utter shite in Google, but sometimes you hit gold and you end up at a site with loads of useful pics. It usually takes longer to find the pics than 'shop them.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# B I G G E R !

that`s brill!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# That's awesome :)
At first i didnt realise it was 2 animals shopped, I thought it was a lion with a moleste mane :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# That's really good.
And I ain't lion.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# that
is very very good
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# woo great
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I just want to molest & fiddle (damn this filter) it
but fear that it would probably eat me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] first post


i know the tails a bit crap, but i flattened it before i remembered i'd left it to last. whoops there...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that
deserves a
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# that`s bloody great!
had to think about what you`d done, because it was "hmm, something not quite right here"

top notch! and welcome to teh board :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# woo great first post
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# ooh and also
i made my peter into a monkey

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Monkey mangles
all come from the Basement Jaxx video.

100% of fact.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# ...
do you mean you don't think i did that? or that i was unimaginitive? can't argue with that but ive only been doing this for like 2 weeks. i can show you source photos...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# aah took a while, doesn't show though

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Me likee.
Top username as well. (Although I'd have used a 'you', but that's just me.)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# me is you?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh lovely
did you trace it?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# now now!

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# nah it is a really nice pic
:p
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# pffft!

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# yeah i did
i love tracing :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Class.
's very pretty, but I think next time she should have more focus and less clothes.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Schindlers List
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# just
as well he did not go out and just release all their sons as then he would ended up with nothing but building supplies.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Ha!
I love the (?) after Rescue Jews.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Hamina! Hamina!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Doing schtick
these days then?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ...another one for the moral majority

edit/noong all!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Perhaps that should be a scalpel (or some jewish circumcision scalpel)
but I see what you did there very woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# scissors are just
..erm..more visual!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Yes but at first I thought he was a tailor
"Never mind the quality feel the width!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# ah ah i see!
let's just never forget
edit/
(in a way he's some kind of a dick tailor)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Hamina! Hamina!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Do we have a moral majority in the UK?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that wasn't meant to uk b3ta users only
...i could also have done it with african excision performers but the source pics were not "that good"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Goddammit!
I wish I wasn't at work and could listen to that. Rats cocks.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Man I love your band :P
Your saxaphonist is the most awesome person ever.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# not your band :P
Joel's band
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# don't worry
it will probably end up in the newsletter it's that good.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Grand.
Or I could always go to rathergood.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you
can never go wrong with monkey beer.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Arrgh!
*stops wanking*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# blimey!
excellent
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# What was yours and Felix's input on that
Mr Box?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Not
Mr E. Box?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# the site thanks
Wasp Box and Felix as well as The Duke of Prunes.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# _felix made the real can
the colour scheme and the name were me

www.b3ta.com/board/3989148
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# blimeh
was it only 2 months ago? It seems like Monkey Beer has always been around.

Well, pats on back all round.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# brilliant

now I want Monkey Beer
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# The best thing ever!!!!111!!!eleven
Beer + monkeys + Ska

*skanks like a crazy fool
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# bloody excellent!
The Duke of Prunes will be loving that

edit: yes! great advert at the end :)

\m/ ROCK \m/
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Oh!
I'm sure he is.
*winks*
*does double thumbs up*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt that's brilliant!
I'm downloading the MP3.

Listen to its 4rthurRadio debut on Sunday night on my show :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
super! brilliant use of the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer! bravo!
I like the slogan at the end too!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# damn you and your monkey beer.
i can actually feel the taste, but alas, i be only mental.

you know, should that ever be a real beer, you'd make millions.

but for now, i'll stick to me monkey cocaine.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# it's like
an old school meets new school negative reality inversion type thing.

nice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Mr Veitch
I love you.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Taht's
excellent.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate these new novelty lagers.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# It seems to be drunk by legless boys
and girls in scuba gear
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Their legs are hidden behind teh foamy head...
.. or was that just a bad pun?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# They have very short calves then?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Hmmm, I think they'd be hidden
But maybe you're right. Or maybe their legs have been dissolved due to too much time spent sitting in Scale Ale.

Now Cock off. :-}

/joking
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Haha
but the girl has not yet dissolved or does the lager only disolve boys?

I shall cock off now then shall I ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Doh!
Erm, she covered herself in vaseline before going swimming in the beer.
/awaiting sordid response....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# sordid answers come via Reckless Rik
will arrive shortly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# hehe
you said come!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# the clip on ones?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# people in scuba masks look funny - fact
and I'll have a pint of that, just scrape the boys off the top
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# They come on a cocktail stick
So you can just leave them in the ashtray.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# good idea
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# thats fantastic
"pull the ladder up grandma I can swim"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Arghhh no Brian stay away!!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# version with flat colour of jolly jacks picture.


final colouring will be done soon.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Have you finished the other one then?
(devil in bathtub)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# JJ
finished it, I think
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# no he showed a half finished coloured version yesterday
/edit or was it the day before
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Ahh
when I read about the collaboration I thought they both coloured it in.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# yep he has.
twas posted yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
King Speen did one to
www.b3ta.com/board/4192968
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# were you not around yesterday?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Oooh very nice
I'm far to lazy to do the background on most of mine.

/was at work
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again
You and Jolly Jack should team up to do a short animated cartoon featuring zombies, kittens & pies; or even zombie-kittens with pies; or zombie-pies and kittens; or zombie-kitten-pies

;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
#
JJ's colour is very good. did you see the comic page he posted?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Not sure if I did
I did see Thors colourising of the devil woman
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# It's the night of the walking pie.
And it's after your canary.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# It's ver' nice as is.
Make it better!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# I know I'D buy one.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Yay I want one too
that feckin' brilliant and no mistake

woo, yay, houpla and a panowie
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Fantastic work.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
#
evil jacks.
Got any evil clowns?*

*says knowingly!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# nice
have a pink carnation
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# My word...
Have a woo, and I do beleive a yay too!
Hurrah.

P.S. did you trace it?
Fnarr
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I want one
Now! How much?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# I would....
love a muffin
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Ooh, if I had a
niece or nephew, they'd have that. A nice little present to remember me by. Great scary 'Here's Johnny' action.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# that is absolute top quality
w/y/h
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# bloody hell that`s excellent!
it didn`t animate first time... blimeh

nice rendering
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Good job that man.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Tops
Yay Le Woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Class.
I want to play with it, for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# kitten olympics
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# *squints*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
#
Kitten 1: So something kitten, how did you get on in the milk drinking competition?
Kitten 2: Very well fluffier Kitten, I won by three laps.

edit: Oh, I forgot to *cough* and *sigh* :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# It's
"lully" and "fluffley".
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# iz it teh fluffeh teim?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# It always is,
when you're around :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# do I detect sarcasm?
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# No, sorry that was me,
I just shat.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# groan
but woo

EDIT: and *squints* too
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
TEH *.BMP *.BMP *.BMP *.BMP *.BMP
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Those damn neo-nazis
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT NOW!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
I should *groan* but it's too fluffy

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# :)
w/y/h
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# remember fluffy kittens...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# greatest eye action ever!
Moo yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# These guys
break my heart...

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# The guy on the left
looks like hes in a fit of giggles
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# He, he
you're right he does
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# That's because
he's on a pogo stick.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# What are they laughing at?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# I just made this...
How does it look?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
you could have made some effort on the hair.. way too few polygons!



yay for Rick Wakeman!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# but he's a legal adult
I'll have you know.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# *sighs*...
You'd think someone of /your/ age would be more mature.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# ^^^^
slap him, Flo Jo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I know
I was concentrating on the hands - that took up all my spare time.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# you need to hire someone to do that for you
I hear 3D rendering artists are about £3,200 per year...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Is that all?
I wouldn't even make the tea for that amount!

Don't worry, the software is dead easy to use - a child could do it.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# bet it`s not as good as terragen!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# You're right - Terragen wins hands-down
(When I talk about the stuff I've done in Terragen down the pub, I find it's a real bird-puller. Never fails.)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# do you ever tell birds to piss off, cos they`re only after your money?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# you're a regular riot, rik
a regular riot.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# funny as a fart in a space suit, me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
#
what smelly and tight?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# unpleasant and unamusing ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hmmm... come to think of it,
they seem to piss off on their own accord when I tell them how much I earn; how good I am at everything; and how many chicks I pull each week (or don't).

sigh.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Well,
All I see is you people bringing this information up. Infact I do not mention it much at all. I think I mentioned I am good at 3D once before, About girls once before, And about my wage once before.

You are the people who continue it. Everything would have died out if Rik didnt decide to continue everything. such as "Sefafin" I come on the board a year later and he still brings it up.

I think it's either cos he fancies me, or because he needs to find himself a target to vent his social inadiquecies and sexual frustrations onto. It's quite sad really. Quite sad indeed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)
# maybe
a bit of both
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# but are you as good as me?
girls (doubt it)
Wages (42k)
Talent (erm...)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# No-one is better than me!
Girls - 1
Wage - 10.5k
Talent - sticking coins up my nose
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# you can put coins up your nose?
sorry Wombat.. I`m joining this gang
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# loads of em!
I reckon I could easy fit 2 quid up in twenty pences. I think the 50ps are possible but really painful.

5ps just fall out
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# B3tards Top Trumps
Me:

Birds(0)
Money(£2.12/hour)
Talent(0)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# B3tards Top Trumps
Vultan

Birds(cockateil)
Money(Get back I'm all right jack keep your hands of my stack)
Talent(I'm a living historical reference for young people eg. we had free milk at school)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# woaaa hang on, little guy
your Serafin thread is legend! it`s even linked to on mmnb098mnb`s web site!

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Dude
Whether or not posting an ad for a band you like was appropriate or not, and the (very amusing) roasting you got was deserved is all open to debate.
But you keep reacting to it. So you'll get years more of it until you learn not to.

/imho
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Are you sure you didn't mean pentagons?
=P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
#
doesn't he like coffee atall?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# It looks great...
(except for the hands - they'ey need a bit of work.)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# i didn't actually notice
that the hands weren't real before you said that...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# sorry - I've got a cheap rendering program
and I haven't quite mastered it yet...

Those hands took me ages y'know.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# you must have done
they're low poly, they're not ment to be photo realistic, it's just for a game.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I'm working on a football stadium at the moment...
I'll post it when I've finished.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
#
has it got burning bits, and goals, cos that would be really good!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# nah...
that's beyond me.

I've only being doing rendering since Tuesday.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# oi God
have you finished colouring her in yet?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# no not yet,
i've only got the flat colour on at the moment, i'll post up the flat colour version for you.

keep an eye on the top of the board, i'm fitting it in between doing some work.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
#
YES, thats WIZARD!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# not bad
you might get away with it If its for a game.
look at what I didn't do
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Yes Rick Wakeman is so low-poly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# nice renderage!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I just
subwuped a polydoodlage and flip rated my rudele engine.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# your softwarez must be very 1337
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# it rocks
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# looks nice.. primitive user interface though
geddit? PRIMITIVE!

ahem
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# oh yeah he he he
/looks round
/shrugs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# We all love the Tea
woo yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# brilliant
- but the hands look shit.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Is it for a game?
sqhurk sqhurk!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# sort of...
but it's a bit one-sided at the moment...

*waits
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Almost as
sexy as he is in the flesh.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# I just rendered this
I could be better, but it is for a game so it is a low poly count version

;¬)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me giggle. Thanks
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# :¬)
glad I could be of some use
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# woo
great a parrot in binnary would have got extra geek points mind.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# I'm doing a PhD in physics
I've got all the geek points I need
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# blimeh
A clever man! *goes all girly and puts batter on eyelids*

Want some Smarties? :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# I'm doing a genetics one!
and G comes before P, so there
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# gah
have my smarties then
*sulks*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# I just ate a bar of dairy milk so the smarties are yours.
I think my greatest PhD achievement so far has to be setting my bench on fire. It was quite a blaze
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# mine was getting pissed at a cheese & wine party
on the first night of a conference in Greece.
I walked out of the hotel, fell over and broke my ankle.
Not even been there a day!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Impressive!
My boss invited one of his canadian collaberators (sp?) students over for a couple of weeks. I ended up headlocking him in a pub and threatening to beat him up. I do wonders for international scientific cooperation....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
you should be a chemist
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# go on then
*takes smartie*
thanks
I'm not clever - I can just use machines without breaking them
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# geek
where?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Did someone say......


shameless, I know
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# that makes me laugh every time
:¬)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# The orange one looks like
Roberto, Bender's mate from Futurama.

"Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing! Hiyahhhh!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# It's very photo-realistic
for such a low poly count
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I know
If I delete the thread will it be a polygon?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# What goes "Pieces of 9, Pieces of 9"
A parroty error!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# *slap*
That's worse than mine :¬)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# What do you call a parrot that doesn't get fed?
Polynomial
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I checked glassco.cx
and didnt see it. just on the chance that no-one has seen this guys work, i will not hesitate in posting it as it is fecking superb.

bruno bozzetto´s flash movies

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# I must sound like a right killjoy
but I saw that in 1998 or 1999 :\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# you?
killjoy?
never!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I was going to put "Kilroy" ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# yes
it was about that time.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
#
pre-glassco.cx. thats alright then, it can't be glasscock!

its copyrighted 2001!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# thats fantastic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Hmm
I wasn't gonna say, but now that you have said, i'll say that i've seen that "some-time" before.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# god
that's shockingly similar to the new honda ads doncha think.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I laughed really loudly at that
especially the one with the disability parking space :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# n00b!
:p
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# It reminds me I should actually be practicing for my theory test
- even though I have already passed my driving test. *leaves Rik to work it out*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# !! says the woman with a pic of her sitting in a car in her profile as if to say "oh I can drive"

pfft! and double pfft!

;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# I can drive and I have been driving for three and bit years
what I need to sit my theory test for is for a PCV license - I'm going to be a trainee busdriver =P 11 or so tonnes of metal and no idea how to use it haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# HOLY SHITE
thank god I`ll never be driving near.... wherever the hell is it you`ll be terrorising
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# The unholy street of Sheffield
"Get off the road I have a BUS!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# *gets out GB road map*
*gets big red pen and draws circle around Sheffield*

*writes NEVER EVER GO HERE*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# This is a general rule about Sheffield
long before I decided to apply to be a busdriver.

NEVER GO TO SHEFFIELD - haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Hell, I'm a member of the IAM and I still haven't got a car license yet.
Go figure!

IAM = Institute of Advanced Motorists
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# thing is.
i saw it before too..

but there are some new ones...

so take a look you bunch of know it alls...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Sorry
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# woo pfft
tj check how wrong this is. NSFW

www.hut.fi/~vlundber/images/familienleben.jpg
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Yup sooo very wrong
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
#
Its being naked, but not getting cold!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# I can't believe that.
Do you suppose their family grandma knitted them for them as christmas gifts?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# that is brilliant
I'm going to dig my granny up and make her knit me one, she allways loved knitting my gran
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# ...
sometimes words just arent adequate enough...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# thats
when you give cadburys roses
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I can't stop laughing at that
and yes it is wrong but also very funny
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# shy naturists?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# bingo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)

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