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[challenge entry] I knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# What do ducks eat?
Other than bread that is?

edit: woo.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# pondweed
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Interesting.
So, ponds must of existed before ducks.

edit: 13:37, the best time to make a post.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# children
that's what my Mum said
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Fish?
Breadfish
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Other
ducks
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Zygotic is apparently selling his wares...
tea boy
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# woo woo woo woo
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# i hope that is true
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# yay
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# it's a bloke with a cat's head - mad
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# tis not! tis a cat with a blokes head
...
(kin dave, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# tis not! tis a head with a cat's bloke
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# tis not! tis a bloke photoshopped into a cat with his fuckin head chopped off and put on a god foresakin wine bottle thing or summat?!?!?!? hehe
....
(kin dave, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A boon for the Foie Gras industry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Fake Grass?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Doner Cards!!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Arf :)
Gives me the vague excuse to roll this out again:

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# god i'd love to shove food down
a funnel straight in his gullet
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# By 'food'
Do you mean your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Donald Fauntleroy Duck
/pedant
(Kyoufu Kawa, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It is my contention
that all waterfowl are evil, including ducks.

As photographic evidence I submit the following:

Evidence of anatine involvment in the 1995 Oklahoma bombing.


There were ducks at Jonestown...

Exact date uncertain.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] There is the vaguest link between this joke and ducks but I can't be arsed trying to explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# blimey
there is a song about that you know.

And it's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Is there?
What song?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# i liked this
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# My apologies...
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Pffft!
I was expecting "ducks".
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I think you'll find its spelt
bum-gayers.

woo.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Sorry, but...
...I'm having far too much fun doing these:

Lovin' it Mk. II

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# I like them
i think u shud link to the series
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A duck hero...



They watched this over and over and over...
(fraiquin, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yay
I love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# haha
*has nightmares*
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Started this while the old convo was still going
Do I get bonus points for flukely linking the compos
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Hold it like a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# DTF time
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*spews*
EDIT: Anyone suggest what I should animate?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# a tadpole
and some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# a turn of the century
bootblack masturbating into a glass of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Yes. I want this too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# .. from which a sponging Vanessa Feltz is drinking through a bendy straw...
Don't forget that part!
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# a ducky
edit: woo yay Duke
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# continues to amuse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# arf!!!
'n' a harf.

more of this sort of thing.


PS. Is there a repository of monkey beer images? I muchly like them, and want to send my mate a whole load, 'cause he's having a beer tasting evening.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Arrrgggggghhhh!
The front view of Goatse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# It's
CrazyDuck!

dadingdingdinddinnnnnnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHH
No more dadading's please!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# hmmm,
its a close one,

lets put it to the mods.


Also I think its very good. woo.

edit: FP! how wrong I was.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# oh jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Hung
like an osprey!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# That would be
from sky hooks right?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Oh dear lord...
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Tap tap
*stubs penis

Hahahahahaha
(Smudger, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Dirty little bugger
very well-endowed for one so young
(kryptik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Nah!
It's his Um-BILL-ical . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Ducking
Hell
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Smile!
(kryptik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# That
is fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# That should go on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Looks a bit like shelock
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Duck
or cock?
(kuntybawz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Oh dear God!!
I've seen it all now. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
Cocky little devil!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Surely
this is NSFW? And on the front page too?
(Brian Blessed, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# it's a duckling
cock or not, there's no way it can be mistaken for pr0n!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# fwap fwap fwap fwap
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# eeewarghh
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Pff!
*saves to Macros folder*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# WRONG.
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Dude!
That duck has a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# haahaha
it's like the crazy frog for err... ducks who smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I piss in your mind. Have at you.
www.b3ta.com/board/4203718
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# That's ridiculously good!

Three cheers for you! And have a beer.
(Vega31, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaha
but wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# I'm strangely aroused...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# "Have you ever smoked a pipe Dr. Watson?"
sorry
(Seamus O'Blimey, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Chick with a dick
with a heart!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# My eyes!!
(Skitgraves, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Bleach Please


WOO for the FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)
# I wonder how much butter he has...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The Secret Life of the Toilet Duck
Pearoast for competition:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# The DO's and DO NOT's of zombie infestation
#1 DO NOT use automatic weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Ace!
Woo!
 __      __                  __     
/\ \  __/\ \                /\ \    
\ \ \/\ \ \ \    ___     ___\ \ \   
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \  / __`\  / __`\ \ \  
  \ \ \_/ \_\ \/\ \L\ \/\ \L\ \ \_\ 
   \ `\___x___/\ \____/\ \____/\/\_\
    '\/__//__/  \/___/  \/___/  \/_/



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# that's wicked!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# thats amazing.


edit: he needs to aim for the head.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# oh wow
that's awesome. woo
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# best
thing

ever.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# that's
great
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Crikey!
That's

shirts
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# luvverly
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Top hole, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I like his fork. And I can't wait to see more in this series.
And that zombie looks very much like horace 'ugly face' watkins from 'Oink'.

clicky to see who I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# so it does.
As I had never seen horace before, I can only surmise that the creator of horace travelled forward in time to a land where my zombie cartoons are on every major tv network and stole my designs.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Yes
That seems likely.

It's the only possible explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I am not doubting your originality my friend.
And given the nature of Oink's strips, your time travelling theory might not be that far off the mark.

See Ham Dare's time travelling adventure: homepage.ntlworld.com/stoopid/hampage1.html
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# hoho!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# haha
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinners ready! Turn that thing off!
But.....Mum!
(Mazrim, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# great
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# haha
woo yay. that's great
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# classic.
tres classic.
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# hehee
das ist ein clever
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# reminds me of this:
www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail14.html
(Hazhar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# That
is absolutely beautiful
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Fore!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He was an icon for all duck-kind
Sitting Duck
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Big chief sitting down?
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunch at the Magic Wok I think
(Smudger, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# arrgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and an old one
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Nosey
bugger...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Woo!
*pushes tissue in keyhole


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# bloody peking duck!
(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# The sooner we get that Moob shit off the board the better . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Good lord!
That's awfully good :¬)


With the emphasis on "awful"!


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Here
" you dropped it . . .
EDIT: Oh no, you didnt!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# *hands over award for worst pun ever*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
I got a Norbert! Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)

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