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I miss Illustrator :(

*wills computer to be fixed*

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)

gah... i've got the frank zappa track from SSG's radio show stuck in my head now

/bloody muffins

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)

GIRL you thought he was a man

but he was a muffin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:22, archived)

THOUGHT HE WAS A MAN

BUT HE WAS A MUFFIN!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)

the only cereal ever to be banned from the shelves

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)

hehehe

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)

Heh

This is miles better than baby seals; its got swearing and everything! Woo.

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)

Hahaha

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)

i'm not sure i like the idea of cunt calories

and i can't put my finger on why

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)

Also adding milk

actually makes it better for you!
From this I scientificly deduce that milk dissolves fat!

/wanders away to find milk to bathe in...

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)

yes..

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)

Sorry its a bit graphic

but its realty and shouldn't be going on

(Hey Joe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:58, archived)

aye.. I used to like Canada

now it can get to fuck

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)

it's not much more inhumane than plenty of other things we kill

i see no reason to dissmiss an entire nation because of it

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

can I not be included in this "we" please?

/tree-hugger

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

And you call me a hippy?

/Hippy

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)

Some kid called me a hippy the other day...

I would've told him he was uncool but I was too stoned to care...

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

I'm sure you've got nothing on the hippiness of Rik

he's a *GASP* VEGETARIAN!

which is funny, considering how much of a cunt he is ;)

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

it's only because he wants all the animals

for his furry little hareem

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)

I'm a veggie too

And I have long hair.
I am a 12^th more hippy than Rik

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)

you brush your hair

you can't be a hippy

and are you from San Francisco?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)

I do nothing of the sort!

Read my profile, you will find that I am of English origin.
EDIT: Also, when I get around to washing my hair, it gets huge and I look like Robert Plant

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)

didn't think so

so you can't be a hippy.

I'm the only eligable person in here to be a hippy, and I'm far too hygenic. I loooooooooooove Joni Mitchell though.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)

What?!

Us English people is ~~kittins~~ hippies too.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)

i feel like i should be included in this discussion of hippies.

but i can't type.
/edit: anyone who is first or second place in the most messages posted on an online website on computers is too establishment to be much of a hippie. -looks at rik and cow-
no offense. that's mainly why i've cut back on coming to b3ta recently

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)

Hey man

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)

how's it goin?

/edit: i'm buying this shirt soon.
www.extraugly.com/shirt.php?design=0009
when do you get your tele?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)

ok I guess

I need to buy some love beads

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)

not from me.

exchange rate.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:32, archived)

Darn!

But yeah, I'm ok, you?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)

good.

apart from being sick.
i went canoeing in the river yesterday and had to drag the boat off a sandbar. the water was fucking freezing. but the beach was beautiful.

woo. machine gun. it plays in the background.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:37, archived)

Are us veggies generally nicer people then?

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Randomgazz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)

Quite possibly

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)

I eat meat

but if I had a reason not to I wouldn't

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)

I'm not

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)

One of my flat mates is a veggie, he's a total cunt to people and animals, he just won't eat them.

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)

Yay for tree-hugging-sandle-wearing-hippies!

I'm veggie too :D

(neon_starfish, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)

Yay!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:28, archived)

yay.

right now i am wearing sandals and listening to hendrix. 100% fact.
my sister and her boyfriend are both vegetarians so that must count for something.
ooh. foxey lady.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)

wow

I bow down in awe of your hippiness
*bows*

(neon_starfish, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:37, archived)

avert thine eyes, child.

or...fingers. away from the keyboard. or something.
i dunno.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)

If anyone saw the report in the Mirror

complete with graphic pictures and the quote "They are very cute but when my hakapik smashes into a baby seal's head, all I see is $50 bills" please look at this site. It's the site for the International Fund for Animal Welfare

www.stopthesealhunt.ca/site/pp.asp?c=dhKPI1PFIqE&b=437921

(Hey Joe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

cunts

that is all

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)

pfft get a grip hippy :P

(and a haircut and a job too)

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)

I have a haircut (the 164th one on the left) and a job :p

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)

dammit, that line never works

Still, at least you don't know me well enough to laugh at my long hair and point out that I don't have a job myself :)
edit: arse, shouldn't have said that

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)

and i have neither*

huzzah

*i even turned one down last week

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)

Its only cos they are cute and helpless...

lambs are cute, theres even a field of them next to my house, betcha can't guess what I had for tea :)

Edit: I'm so depressed, student loan hasn't come through yet I actually had one slice of dry toast, half a tin of Ambrosia cusutard and a can of strongbow for my tea *sobs*

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)

Lemon cous cous?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)

yes, yes i do

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

EISENBERG LEMONTREE

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)

QUILL THOMPSON

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)

SEBASTIEN VERSACE

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)

I facking hate cous-cous

its like rice but shiter!

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)

Vodka?

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

Closer, much closer!

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)

A baby seal will go on

to kill over 15,000 fish in its life time

Mmmm, where does the compassion end and the violence begin?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

Fish are

viscious bastards though. I caught one last night trying to break into my shed to make love to my lawnmower. I said
"Oi, fish! Whatchoo think you're up to? Breaking into my shed at 3am to make sweet, sweet love to my lawn manicuring device? Get yourself to fuck, back to whatever salty water-mass you came from"

And what did he do? He punched me in the bollocks with his little fishy fists. Little bastard.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)

Hence the old saying:

Only the best fish make it on to the 'Captain's Table'!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)

hmmm

i think you are confusing 'fish' and 'local youf what has had its growth stunted by smoking since it was 18 months old'

(sleipnir, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)

not bob, he loves the spa, except the sunbeds

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)

hot dog

that's the funniest thing I've read in a while.. Got at least two snorts out of me. he he

(blahism, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)

bah, i don't have registration to that site

can't can't be arsed to give them my details

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)

hippy

pinko, commie, lefty after that monstosity which ruined Adamski i hope they kill him and his extended familiy

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)

oh him.. he can get to fuck too

talentless bastard!

mmmm dinner time!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)

lucky you

i've been kicked out :(

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)

I was with you up till the upside down seal...

then I laughed :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA

me too

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:06, archived)

well at least they're not americans

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:02, archived)

they wish they were

oooooooh controversial ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)

They're only doing it to compete with their evil neighbours...

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)

The Claus family?

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

Yeah.

They keep midgets hostage!

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)

santa?

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)

no, she went of her own accord

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)

I CAN SEE YOU

/watches

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:09, archived)

*peeps*

hello

/second thoughts
*shuts curtains*

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)

s'for the best

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)

you damn hippies

without baby seal clubbers we wouldn't have bubblegum *

*may not be true

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)

what's wrong with going out clubbing?

really, you neocons want to take away all my hobbies :/

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)

we can't even fish wih dynamite these days!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

but it's only babies that they take out

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)

The adults run away, the baby ones just lie there looking cute.
And you can't shoot them as it will leave holes in the pelt.
besides, what else is there to do when its light for 6 months solid.
the world is watching, and some of it is aplauding.

(sleipnir, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)

They are not much use for anything else though.

Apart from seal burgers maybe.

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Randomgazz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)

I am pleased to present

my first crack at Illustrator.
Unsophisticated, but it's difficult and I'm pleased with it...

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:58, archived)

which illustrator is he?

ho ho ho!

nice!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)

He looks

like quite a friendly chap.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)

looks fine to me

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:01, archived)

Mar-Va-Luss!

I like!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)

its....

ROCKY DENNIS

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

I managed to

crack one out at illustrator

(manky dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)

Got taken completely out of context...

In case you wondered why they aren't shown any more. Damn that cat.

And is it just me or do those two look like they've been buggered senseless?

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Iki I think my camel is dead., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:45, archived)

Yay

for Charly!

(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)

charly am teh bestest

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

hohooho!

they certainly do! and substations are the best place to play with frisbees.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)

HAHA!

Take a brush to your bike
Use some tape if you like!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:57, archived)

Ha ha!

Yay for nostalgia!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:53, archived)

*whistles and beeps for no apparent reason*

~~___♪_______~~
~~♫♪^♫♫♪♫_♪♪~~
~~___^;♪____♫___~~

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:53, archived)

Oh be quiet, Artoo!

/camp robot

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)

i beg to differ

/eating a gobstopper

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:58, archived)

I can't read that now without

Prodigy's Charly running through my head.

Note to self - check tracks for candy

(grey.squirrel, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)

Bloody Prodigy

That's all that came up when I was looking for an image.

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Iki I think my camel is dead., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:22, archived)

Apolagies for cruddyness

and bad spelling but hey, I was inspired....
img14.echo.cx/my.php?image=wall5sp.png
obviously he would know

(kneebins, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

BEST

SIMILIE

EVER!

(but he said they were both 3 things, the last one was 'inevitably pointless', I missed the other 2 due to hysterical laughter, any one catch what they were?)

Edit: Hello, by the way, I hide here a lot...

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Plob, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)

nice lurkage

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:51, archived)

It's the one thing that I have in my live I can feel proud about.

Which is so sad it actually makes me want to cry...

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Plob, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:54, archived)

now you've shown your face again,

join in the fun a bit more, we won't bite

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)

...~~much~~
...~~hard~~
...maybe

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

bah

I think my lurking rivals the best.
Wow I have been around a long time.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)

for some strange reason, fishies are scared of him

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:42, archived)

awww

*toepunts*

woo

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:44, archived)

smashing

woo

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

*cuts legs with scissors*

aww he's lully

edit: his legs not mine

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)

Pfft

Eh up lovely. I'm bored and lonely. Wanna chat?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)

A/S/L?

wanna cyber?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:52, archived)

lovely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:49, archived)

I like WandBagons...

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:39, archived)

I'm a satellite navigation system here to ruin your trousers

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:39, archived)

GPS Crotch-Spill?

Is that really you?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:40, archived)

/beeps

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:41, archived)

hahaha!

how queer! very nice too!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:40, archived)

very woo

i demand a wallpaper sized one

or i'll kill you.

(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:41, archived)

Hold back on your murder spree there lad!

For I have produced...

img55.echo.cx/img55/9718/bigmcd8an.png

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:45, archived)

now that's...

...service

(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:51, archived)

best McPic ever

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

♫♥ ♪_♪♪^♫

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

♪♫☺☻☼ﭖﭙﭻﭽﭘﭙﺟﺯﺙאּ♪♫♫♪♪

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:49, archived)

you say that now.

۩ notakebacks ∞ :P

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:55, archived)

_--1 _¬

₪њљдҢЌЊЋЉ◄

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:56, archived)

but

۵πЖΞ↨‡≈≈≈№◊‡⌂

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)

"VWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

purdy eye food am gud

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:54, archived)

Riddle me, Riddle me, ree

As deep as a house,
As round as a cup,
And all the King's horses
Cannot draw it up

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:32, archived)

Is it a

Kite?

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Number_6, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:38, archived)

my cock

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:38, archived)

close but not close enough

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:41, archived)

Camillas butchers dustbin.

tell me I'm wrong.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:39, archived)

ah! here's a clue

A step to the left
a lip a great cleft
four could be tight
but one more and you're right

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:44, archived)

michael jacksons popularity?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:41, archived)

the egg of a bastard huge mutant house martin

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

well......

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:44, archived)

have a groat!

1 groat

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

yaaaaaaaay

*goes on a spending spree*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)

a big round lake

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)

(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:25, archived)

that is excellent.

christ, i've not been on b3ta in a long time.
i'm leaving soon so have this, any people who have not seen it.
nsfw? judge for yourselves.
www.vanilla-gallery.com/pages/gall07.html
freakish deja vu.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

ack!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

i looks like jazz

woo

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

S-Force 4

S-Force were always doing Halo jumps behind enemy lines

Middle east
S.W.A.T. mission
Space shuttle

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)

go S-force

they make me proud to be British :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

I can hear his little squeak

disappearing in the wind.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)

and now so can i

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:35, archived)

these are ace

best one yet

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

gawd bless'um!

the selection course must be tough - three months on national tv with a ginger bloke's hand up your ringpiece!

(jagerman, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

brilliant

woo yay

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

yohohohoho!

magic!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)

'ning

Someone's gonna get hurt...
(First post, be gentle!)

(matthyaouw, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)

Bindun I'm afraid

Though not as good as this.
Welcome to b3ta etc

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)

Haha

Do you say that when you really meet people? "Hello, I'm Brown Cow etc."

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:16, archived)

Actually...

I usually use my real name haha.
Oddly enough, lately, I've been thinking my name actually is Brown Cow.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:19, archived)

And here was me...

...thinking I had an original idea. D'oh!
But thanks.

(matthyaouw, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

Was it on purpose

That the woman was ment to be dyke looking?

(EVIL_ZOMBIE_DEATH_MONKEYS, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)

Just happy coincidence actually!

(matthyaouw, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:15, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

WOO!

Norks!

(jagerman, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)

Evening squire

Do I spy a bandwagon a'rollin'?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)

ning

i hope not, i've got too much work to do

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)

I reckon so

I'm staying out of it though

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)

As am I

Bandwagons are for cunts

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

cunts and virgins.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)

Then maybe I should take part

BEWARE, THIS BANDWAGON IS A ALIEN

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:16, archived)

hehe

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)

especially McBandwagons

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

Oh certainly

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)

yay!

you go you!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)

tits!

always good.

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

I was bored

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)

ya reckon?

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

not really, just bored

dun another too

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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:31, archived)

woo very nice

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:36, archived)

I piss on your mind

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)

I've not posted in aaaaages

This is some sort of pressure release for me.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:06, archived)

Bastard

I was thinking about doing this all day :P

woo to the the great mind thinking thing and the shopping

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:07, archived)

there was a source picture

that had charles in pretty much THE perfect postion. I saw the goal was wide open, lined up my shot, and scored. At the end of the day Brian, it's about taking the opertunities.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

Woo!

Carnage will surely follow

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Number_6, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)

there's now a terrible temptation to animate

camilla's left hand.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)

*shudder*

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Number_6, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)

BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD CUNTY CUNTY BASTARD!!

I've always wanted to make the front page with a post and some bastard copied my idea and got on the front page!!!!! Made this for the duck compo a couple of months back!!! CUNTY CUNTY BASTARD!!!!!
GREAT ARCHITECT IS A CUNTY CUNTY BASTARD!!!

(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:06, archived)

*hands cookie*

that's some weird looking ducks you have there son.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)

It's not as good

¬¬

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

Actually

You are

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

Well, I gotta admit

I prefer the Architects angle.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)

Yes, Yes I am

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)

YOU!!!!!

"THE FUCKER WILL RUE THE DAY!!!!!"

Gotta admit though, it is better.
A begrudging woo yay to you sir.

(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)

I thhhhhhankyou

bows... p.s., you'll never make front page with an image that big sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

I very much doubt

you are the only person to have ever hought about making a Reservoir Dogs picture using penguins.

Besides, your picture is too big to go on the frontpage.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:36, archived)

Super!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:36, archived)

Riddle me, riddle me, ree;

A little man next to a tree;
A bird in his hand,
A stone in his throat,
If you tell me this riddle
I'll give you a groat.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:05, archived)

Jesus Duke!

Any news about the guy trying to buy your stuff?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)

I dunno, I'll just check

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)

I got this:

hello
thanks for the , this are ot the phones i do required they are sony erriccson mobile phones usedin commnunication , that use sim card please get back to me with the cost of phones so that i can send you my credit card detail asap
collin

I sent him the bill again:

Howdy Collin,

I hope that I find you well and that your cock is of great strength. I have
the Sony Erriccson mobile phones with sim card that you require but on top of
that you want to buy: 40 pieces of 1 Bandwagon ($20 per piece) and 2 Dick
Beattie, each Dick Beattie comes with 50 pieces so that will be 100 pieces of
Dick Beattie ($50 per piece), the total of this order is $5800. The Sony
Erriccson mobile phones with sim card are $90 each, you want 7 so that is a
total of $630, adding this onto your other order this comes to a total of
$6430, including shipping which costs $400 the total of your order is $6830.
Please email me with your credit card details and once payment has been
received we will ship your order. Please also provide us with your delivery
address.

All the breast,
The Duke of Prunes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)

he already gave you a

shipping address.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

yes, I know

I want to see if he'll give the the same one or a completely different one.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)

Hahahaha you loon!

Hahaha, I can't stop laughing.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)

I'm not entirely sure what's going on there

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)

I'm not entirely sure either.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)

all is normal with the world then

carry on :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)

two coins add up to 30p

one of them isn't a 10p piece... what are the coins?.. hmmmm!

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null and void, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

A 5p

and a 25p, piss easy.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)

50 and a negative 20

AICMFP

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)

The other one is a 10 p

and the first 20 p

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)

aah very good

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)

*clappy clap clap*

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null and void, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)

I believe the answer

is Bob Holness?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)

hahah bloomin' 'ell :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

Morning, Doctor!

fine morning it is too!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)

Morning, Doctor!

yes, my diagnosis relates to yours, it is a fine morning!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)

twoof twoof

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:05, archived)

Awwwww bless

he looks really deep in thought.

Woo!

(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:07, archived)

aw how sweet

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

aww a pensive puppyrobin (puppin?)

tis lully

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)

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