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Edit: To celebrate have some links to his recent antics

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Before that
One Year
B3ta Characters
Not forgetting this one
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:31, archived)
# congrats!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:32, archived)
# i'd give that bloke a slap if i were you.
congrats
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:32, archived)
# ah right
i didn't realise that was supposed to be a bloke

/joking
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:34, archived)
# .
/giggles
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:39, archived)
# oooooooooo
bitchy :/
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# You don't like me really do you?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:41, archived)
#
course i do!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# hmm...
Cheeky tart isn't he?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Ha ha, you have no idea
But he doesn't mean it
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:43, archived)
# He could be far worse
I suppose.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# ARF!
That suits him
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Woo!
only 1/10 of me!




(, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:20, archived)
# come on get your votes in..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Not sure weather thats real
/coat n hat
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
that made me nose-laugh
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# I genuinely laughed out loud at that one!
Top hummus!

You are hereby awarded one woo!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:26, archived)
# The first test was a success.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
#
well, it really fucked japan!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:24, archived)
# hohoho
nice :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# ahahahaha
what the hell is he doing?!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Footballers are all teh gay in slow-mo
FACT
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# he's a referee
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:27, archived)
# is that some sorta piss take of the player
where by he is giving a yellow card in the fasion of the offence of a realy dramatic dive?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:28, archived)
# No,
he's just a camp bastard. There's a video full of his antics somewhere.

Edit: Aha! Antics!

www.soccerclips.net/archive_members12.html

Camp boy is the third video.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
that makes it all the betterest.
how rude, lovely sex bomb
wooohooo! campness!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:31, archived)
# *corrected*

*doesn't care in the slightest about football*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:29, archived)
# and
in "normal" speed..

and ahem he's a refereefre..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:27, archived)
# The step at the last part of the clip
is sooo gay *flaps hand*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:28, archived)
# genius
absolute genius.

WOO
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:27, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(is that right?)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:38, archived)
# good
thanks :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# heh
nice
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:33, archived)
# COCK!
.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:44, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
#
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Ouch
Harsh but fair
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Ow
that punnage hurt my eyes
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# micheal jackson would have won his case
if he hadn't made a nasty school boy error....
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I heard Glitter did a chinese girl
She was called Bin Dun Yeung
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Double Ouch
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# That's what she said.
/hat
/coat
/galoshes
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:30, archived)
# wasn't it
po kum yeung?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# That was her sister
Her cousin was a one legged tennis player. Wan San Shoo
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# If only they all were behind bars a
grrrrr!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# has this been done before?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:15, archived)
#
yup!

prehaps i.q.?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:20, archived)
# oh well
i've done it as well now
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:22, archived)
#
good effot though!

wootooyoo(tm)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Erm, well....
Im not sure about teh quo pod...

but the whole iPod thing has been knocked around till it wasnt worthy of a possum's shit.

EDIT: WTHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MY 1000'TH POST I FEELL THE NEED 2 SWEAR AND DO BAD GERAMMA.
FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSKITCUCKFIT.
And im happy now.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:20, archived)
# That was your 1000th post.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:22, archived)
# GOD, who cares about all these supposed 'landmark' posts
*rolls eyes*

/premature hypocriticism
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:25, archived)
# ...you have 3 more to go.
Nawwwty.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:26, archived)
# you're right, they have no significance really

well done!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:30, archived)
# i've got no idea who this is!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:33, archived)
# EEK
KILL IT KILL IT!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:38, archived)
# everything's ok
'cos you can make ASCII Magic Eye pics now
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# wow
thats pretty cool i guess
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Ok then
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I hope that iPod's are analogue...
Or there shall be disasterous consequences.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:27, archived)
# For the sake of iPod...
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Sorry...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Go on.... say what 1 more time!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:14, archived)
# What...
/coat
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:16, archived)
# ENGLISH, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Pffft!
8)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:19, archived)
# i have the fucking wallet!
it says fuck and everything!!!11
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Que?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:18, archived)
# ACK!
sorry for lack of pics

but theres a goatse tshirt...

www.threadless.com/product/235/Goatse
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Here's mine...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Surely ...
=E@3=
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
#
Hosted by Madness Temple

subtle?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:07, archived)
# ah ha ha ha
fantastic
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:08, archived)
# heeh
what a mean pot now get on with your dictionary :D
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:08, archived)
# ohso
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:08, archived)
# I got it
so maybe not too subtle
Woo Yay!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:08, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:09, archived)
# It's not that subtle
especially when the filename gives it away
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:10, archived)
# ....so you looked, eh?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:12, archived)
# I did
but only to check that I was right
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that old chestnut.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:17, archived)
# I OWN NO CHESTNUT!
/caps lock
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Not very
Woo though!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:11, archived)
# killer!
killer!


run
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:15, archived)
#


but they're both grey...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:20, archived)
# superbly executed.
woo
and yay
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:21, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:28, archived)
# haha
i like that!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:30, archived)
# class!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Right im off. Everyone have a nice evening. Ill leave u with a repost
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Watch Amelie sometime, its great!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:01, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:02, archived)
# ooh do i get to repost?!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# waaaaaaaaa
W\Y/H
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:02, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# to be fair I am the sexiest bandwagon in existence
/lies
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:05, archived)
# /fwaps
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Aww
*hugz*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Wooot!

Bigger!


That rocks my Amazonian areas!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Peas for roasting?
Sometimes you just want to go where everyone knows your meme



(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Roast it

Roast it hard.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# cripes
That vectoring is well to well done. Or done well. WYH

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:02, archived)
# got a wallpaper size?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:03, archived)
# No
One day I need to shade it. but im knackerd and I have a film to watch. ciao
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# oooooooooooo
i likes that Woo!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Teh ultimate
bandwagonage!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# woo!
very nice
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:05, archived)
# that's
very good
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:06, archived)
# ohhhhh
pleasing
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:07, archived)
# yay!
that's the best thing EVER
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:09, archived)
# how very very excellent
woo!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Moo?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:21, archived)
# beautiful beautiful
beautiful
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Tha's a mighty purdy picture
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# that certainly made me woo
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:29, archived)
# wonderful
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:44, archived)
# noooooooo !
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:00, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!
but still funny :D
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:01, archived)
#
didn't think Jabba the Hut could get any bigger
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:13, archived)
# they're always big but
BBBB is always welcome!

Big Beautiful Burger Breath ;)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Who honestly gives a shit?
Just don't turn on the news.

Woo the pic tho
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:01, archived)
# .
/snigger
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Think I will
take this to work and email it to the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister.....should be popular.....
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:18, archived)
# ......
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# ooooo.
nice springage.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:59, archived)
# mahhh
2D
CBFM

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Nicely edited :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:23, archived)
# K, hope i don't get flamed for making this policitcal...
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Edit: original shopped image www.b3ta.com/board/4586629
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# haha
as if you could :D
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# No. It's just not that good.
Sorry. Feel free to criticise my posts too.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Well you damn well should
And especially for a blatent mongychops rip off
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# hehe
1st giggle of the day
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# NEW!
Get a free* pixel with every post!
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Collect all 32000 and form a hilarious picture

*first pixel free only. Subsequent pixels charged at £1000 per pixel
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# I see no pixel
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:56, archived)
# There!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# it's a grey pixel
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# No it's red
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# wait wait wait! i see the pixel :D
the shit thing is technicaly this post has a picture hence making it ok. hmmm
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Yes that's why I did it
I wondered if this would count as a threadwaste or not
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# pfft..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# you could have made it a little tougher to guess
i got it straight away
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Sweet...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# alien compoentry
surely
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Another highpoint for the city...
*Head in Hands*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Now come on
I just finished my tea. You can clean the puke up.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:54, archived)
# and they say the media has no effect
they forgot about chavs (yup, just had a media studies lesson :D)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Uber-Chavette
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:56, archived)
# /Aroused
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:56, archived)
# disgusting!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# my stomach is cleared up if you're up for that bum session?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:59, archived)
# negative
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:01, archived)
# "The" vicky pollard
yeah, there's only one of them... honestly...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# I wouldn't
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# tenn is a alien
i say shoot the buggers. or better yet, let me do it
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:18, archived)
# She'll be bald be the time she's twenty.
The stupid cow.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:19, archived)
# OH MY GAWD! THE HUMANITY!!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Marble arse!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# hahahaha
wheeeeeee..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Yay for fluff on the move!
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# haha
run you stupid small humanoids
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# QUICK...
play dead, it'll leave you alone. just pray to god its not a necrophiliac
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:54, archived)
# They grow up so fast these days
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Waits for insertion of monkey beer
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# waits for insertion of micheal jackson
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
#
who do you thinks driving
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:55, archived)
#
*lubes up*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:03, archived)
# drinking it through
that straw will make her dizzy :(
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# poor taste in lager though
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:58, archived)
# weeee Milestone #1
woop!
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Woop!
Woop woop woop and a Woo Yay! 8)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Oooh
Get you.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Yes he has grown. And so would you, being on 2 choppers a day!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47, archived)
# bridge?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:48, archived)
# oh
sugar!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# haha busted
FAKE!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Oh its a shark
I thought it was a buddha on an airboard

I need my eyes checked
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# hahaahaha
was good in me head (arnt they all tho)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Bored now, have a random Star Wars/ Harry potter crossover repost
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47, archived)
# haha the wee Spike Milligan monster is class
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:48, archived)
# nobby
or something
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# noddy?


*nibbles*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Not Nobby! Noddy! Oh wait......
Dobby
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Rupert Grint
looks quite... nice ... in that.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# i'd agree with you...
...if you replaced 'nice' with 'gay'.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:54, archived)
# That is quite good.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# topshop!
woo yay
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:44, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
go tone
go gordy!

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha
those smug gits
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Smug, you say...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha! he won`t be smug tonight!
(maybe.. hopefully)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# He will be with that attitude.
COME ON RED MEN! :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Ill vote for labour
If they do that when they win
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.. Brilliant!

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# hehe top vom
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# yaaay!
*votes labour*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# hehehehe
.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
/laughs and laughs
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That got more laughs out of me than any other picture on b3ta ever (with the possible exception of Hairy Midget's "cat food" picture).

You my man/woman are a genius and I hereby award you a woo, a yay and a houpla!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha
funneh funneh funneh
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:02, archived)
# yay
fantastic
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:05, archived)

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