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and that's me away to watch Hustle . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

Hahahaha

why is that funny?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

haha

just noticed the clock, that makes it extra funny.

(kaibosh, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

There's another down there . . .

*points*

It's not fell off yet . . .
If yer interested!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:00, archived)

oh dear god

lol

woo!

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:00, archived)

what on earth?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

hahahaha these are brilliant

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

hehehe

mental!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:07, archived)

i applaud and salute you

what a cocking good idea for a series (:

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:23, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

Hahahahah

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fassit is old, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:53, archived)

arf!

(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:57, archived)

MmHmm

*nods in agreement*

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Bindun, but not as well!

Woo!
Great!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:57, archived)

Thought it might have been.

But I didn't remember seeing it and it was worth five minutes of shopping on the off-chance.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

ARf. That made me larf.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

hahahaahaha

brilliant!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:08, archived)

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connor, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

How emo

and very very woo! I love your pics!

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:55, archived)

aw - looks a bit sad

but still great style (:

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:25, archived)

Non-Shopped!!!

Damn that cracked me up... Gaylord Films

(from the Apple.com trailers site)

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

How much would you laugh if I said

Uranus?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:54, archived)

I'd chuckle...

...a bit

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

IN-VIG-IL-ATE!!!

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

pffft

i'm jealous, your toothbrush is more animated than mine
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:49, archived)

Nooooo!!

Someone did something like that with EXAMINATE around the time of my first exams at uni, I hated them so much, and I now feel you shall be hated too

Luckily I have 2 weeks yet, so I might forget

edit: yet still funny! Woo!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:49, archived)

hahahaha

made me laugh out loud. so for once, I can say "lol" and mean it.

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giant_squid, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

*goes to fetch cloth to wipe coffee off screen, keyboard etc*

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

HAHA!

That made me laugh like a loon in a bin!

Woo yay!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

Did she just...

...shake her tictacs at me?

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binnster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:36, archived)

put your head between them and go blubble blubble blubble!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:37, archived)

Hehehehehe

NTNOCNAICMFP!
That'll do nicely!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:40, archived)

you rotter! you found me out!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:41, archived)

Fiver!

*holds out hand*

We don't morally censure, we just want the money . . .
Hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:42, archived)

ok! here's a photocopy of a tenner! keep the change!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

seconded

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

wow

i actually deciphered your acronym without even thinking about it

i'm impressed with my self
(it was not the nine o clock news and i claim my five pounds right?)

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

Looks like she's sat on a

twin-tub.

*shows age*

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:37, archived)

Hehe..

i'm like a Rabbit in the Headlights, looking at it!

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

is she michael j fox's sister?

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:38, archived)

Well

she's certainly not his brother...

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binnster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:41, archived)

Spak tacular

[drools, in a good sense]

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:38, archived)

*fwaps*

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:41, archived)

careful, too much shaking

and you might die

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*uses a tenuous repost oppurtunity*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:42, archived)

thanks for that..

..and noice shoppage!

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:43, archived)

Ahh. I see what you've done there;

you confused 'shaking' with 'beating severely', haven't you?

Been watching episodes of Fist of Fun and all the old jokes are flooding back!

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

This is what happens

when you get to close to teh shaking boobies

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binnster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

she's very firm too!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

Nice effect

Nice tits too!

(Smoking Joe, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

coooool

i see 3D WOOO!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:09, archived)

Repost from the other night

because at that time, people seemed to either be too tired or too American to get it. That's my excuse anyway.
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(Andy-, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:33, archived)

arf

woo

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homonk, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:38, archived)

Needs more comfy chair

if it runs the whole weekend!

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

do leeds too

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

What sort of pun

could I do for that?

(Andy-, Tue 3 May 2005, 21:08, archived)

This bothered me as a child

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Hankster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

The heat. THE HEAT.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

You sir have been watching jasper carrot

I miss the days when he was still funny.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

and not on that shitty drama program

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:35, archived)

He's shit

It was agenuine question I asked my mum when I was about 6

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Hankster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:36, archived)

cos their wings would fall off being too close to the sun!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:33, archived)

they do

they're just reaaaaaaally high up

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:33, archived)

Because bats would have nothing to eat

and starve to death! FACT!

G'ning, Sir . . . long time . . .
no thing!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:35, archived)

Evening mr DTH sir

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Hankster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:36, archived)

*doffs hat*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:41, archived)

Okii

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:29, archived)

Coo!

That reminds me of Paula's snatch . . .

Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

Winner!

Top banana, that.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

A giant banana?

why yes! yes it is!

woo!

1!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

ah! banana time!

(spunkbubble, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

Ba nana

na nanana.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:35, archived)

My dad should have had one of those...

Instead (a couple of years ago) he used a proper parachute, got caught in sudden bad weather, got blown off course and crashed... Cue broken elbow, snapped pelvis and I believe a shattered vertibrae. Nice!

He got better, though

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Tue 3 May 2005, 20:52, archived)

hahahahaahahahaahahaahhahahaha

thats the best thing i've seen here since.. erm... well quite a bit.. woo to you sire

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:38, archived)

Why thank you

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:40, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:26, archived)

Squirtle!

Squirtle squirtle!

You love teh pokemon AICMFP

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:27, archived)

Woosome work, Mr. N!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:30, archived)

Oooh

That's nice.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

hey, you

are you aware that your 'cheese' t-shirt on Spice is namechecked as the weirdest thing that they sell in .NET magazine this month?

Just thought you might like to know. Woo to the pic, of course.

(trumpet, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

Huzzah! Holby City!

Bit slow . . . he's last weeks news . . . still, fitting, I s'pose!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

You attention seeking twat

/Betty Bo Bibster
Hahaha
I love it really Dave, rather hatstand.

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:07, archived)

I received an Arf! from BBB earlier . . .

I felt all dirty . . .
*shudders*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:10, archived)

She arf'd DD a while back as well

She's such a horrid old cunt

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:13, archived)

Here's what she arfed . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/4586417
giggles

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:25, archived)

Blimey Dave

It's a bit good that

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

I was a bit surprised that no-one saw the punchline straight away . . .

Thanks, Mate!
I was quite pleased!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:33, archived)

hahahaha

I'm so pleased you linkied that.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 4 May 2005, 11:35, archived)

Pffft!

Has his match finished yet?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:10, archived)

Well, that's Yesterday's dinner . . .

Whadda you think!
Hehehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

Erm...

...no?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

*puts left index finger on nose*

*points at Afinkawan with right index finger*
means YES! THIS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:15, archived)

Tee hee

I bet he asks the ref to clean his chips!

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binnster, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:10, archived)

HAHAHAAHA that`s bloody brilliant!

he annoyed Ronnie too

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

i like

the way he's opened the patio doors to go outside, shut them then check out his din dins then opened them again then reclosed them to check it out from another angle.. class

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

I like the way that you like

the way he's opened the patio doors to go outside, shut them then check out his din dins then opened them again then reclosed them to check it out from another angle.. class
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

silly me just thought it was getting dark ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:13, archived)

Shush!

Don't spoil it for him . . .
Arf! I was gonna do a clock, but thought this was better . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:17, archived)

i like the way that you like the way i like

the way he's opened the patio doors to go outside, shut them then check out his din dins then opened them again then reclosed them to check it out from another angle.. class

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

I like the way that you like the way

the way he's opened the patio doors to go outside, shut them then check out his din dins then opened them again then reclosed them to check it out from another angle.. classic

I love you DTH

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:15, archived)

*frowns darkly*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:29, archived)

Hehehehehe

'ello, Luv

*opens arms*

*takes deep breath*
EDIT: Oi! Where's my suffomacate!
Look! www.b3ta.com/board/4587027
*waits*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

_{_{_{Shhh! I'm supposed to be sleeping!}}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:37, archived)

Sleeping! Schmleeping!

I've only got twenty minutes before Holby City ends!
that TLH is watching!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:39, archived)

*breaks cover*

*suffomacates DTH*

*goes back to pretending to be asleep*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:43, archived)

but most of all

I like the way you move.

/bodyrockers

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:16, archived)

*moves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:18, archived)

cries and

goes...

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:21, archived)

Noooooo!

Come back!

*cries*
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:23, archived)

haha

nice

(Andy-, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

heh

;)

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JJ, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:22, archived)

Hahahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:24, archived)

*sigh...*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

and i'm not surprised

What with sausages for legs n all

woo

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

...

are those pizza slices in you eyes?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:07, archived)

I never have any new messages

*sulks*

woo!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:08, archived)

*sends message*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:19, archived)

He must be awfully lonely

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:09, archived)

SMEARED!

sorry

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tweaknik, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:09, archived)

if you ask

me, there's probably a rift in the time-space continuum. AGAIN.

(kaibosh, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

Libyaaaans?

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

great scott!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

TEEEEEEEEEETH!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:16, archived)

worse still,

you have reallllly outdated smartarse technology and toast for hands. but it'll be ok.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

hey

you here yet?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

nah,

still darkening the cherry creek region.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:13, archived)

filthy

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tweaknik, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

_{_?}

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:21, archived)

sorry

i thought it was some advanced slang for a second there

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tweaknik, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

cfb

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:55, archived)

oooh nice! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:58, archived)

Ooh very nice

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:00, archived)

found another use

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4509841.stm the 'webby' aparently
nice arty thing

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Cashy, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:01, archived)

BBC triumphs in online oscars!

Not like the BBC to blow its own trumpet

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Brown cow, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:04, archived)

idn't that perdy

tis, tis perdy.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

Oooh

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

'tis very woo

many happy dreams of the girl

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dbond, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:28, archived)

aaargh kill it!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:54, archived)

Wooo!

and this

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:57, archived)

haha nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:01, archived)

Oooh

I want one!

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:07, archived)

Woo!

You're the tops!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

I got bored....

(Untitled1, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:48, archived)

My first attempt at these

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:47, archived)

hahaha :)

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:52, archived)

You are the master of these!

Your my idol... rawk on!

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:53, archived)

sniff* ty :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:53, archived)

Woo!

and for a first attempt im tempted to aquire something more advanced than paint

it scares me alot, as does this:
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&q=rate+my+kitten&btnG=Search

i was trying to ascii-fy a kitten, but some of it isnt fluffy at all!!!

NSFW, for some damned weird reason!! Any ideas how google chooses the pictures it shows?

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:56, archived)

I think it looks for keywords in the page

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iainiainiainiain, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:59, archived)

rating kettens though?

how does that come number 16 above thousands of other pictures of actual kittens? im stumped by the logic

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:01, archived)

damn huge deleted files

Can you read this please?

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:01, archived)

oh sorry,

yeah apparently if you call up NTL, say you will move to bt cos its cheeper, and they flick a switch to whack it up a bit. i think even if you have to pay its only 4 quid extra, but dont quote me on that

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:04, archived)

m'kay

cheers, I'll go and pester them.

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:04, archived)

try it now if you can

will be good to see if its still as easy

*laughs at idea of half the b3ta board calling ntl at once*

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:09, archived)

I just sent them an e-mail,

as soon as the talk-bot, i mean my mother, is off the phone they will be getting a call.

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:17, archived)

i got my dad to do it

it being his connection and all. but i paid for the upgrade, so i have the power!!

thats why i couldnt remember what the price was. please dont hurt me if im totally wrong..

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:19, archived)

Don't worry

I won't hurt you......much
Seriously though, with this credit card money is no limit!

Edit: No charge, Phil the Indian was a nice bloke too!

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

ahh, goodo!

free upgrade! instant??

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:41, archived)

yup, instant, from their website

my upstream is now a little under 600k/s, my downstream a little over 1.8mb/s. I am pleased, and it's all thanks to you *hugs*.

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

happy to help :)

i wasnt even sure if it would work, but glad it did!

(anyone else read this and try it?)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

wouldn't say..

she's particualay gothic either :P

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:09, archived)

Looks like

Dermot O'Leary.

(chriswakey, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:57, archived)

that little twunt

won't be pointing his gun at me anymore....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:46, archived)

Driving test

I took my driving test for the first time today. Some old hag drove straight into the side of the car! It was a fusking straight road, not even a junction or nothing. It could only happen to me, im the unluckiest person ever :_(

(Trim, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:38, archived)

just right!

sorry to hear about your old lady hatred though

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:40, archived)

what he said, only this time with feeling

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:41, archived)

us old ladies aren't that bad you know

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)

seconded

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:44, archived)

sellers likes the elderly porn

AICMFP

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)

only from your shop tho

its teh bestest!

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)

only because I give free 10p mixes out with every batch of old buggers get buggered dvds

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:47, archived)

thats why its the bestest!!

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:47, archived)

especially when you take your false teeth out

*makes vulgar slurping noises*

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)

yesterday someone drove their car right into the side of my friends house

leaving a large gaping hole.

he is now staying with me until the inspectors come around and assess damage.

so, as he's a bastard, I'd say I'm the unluckiest guy around.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:40, archived)

lots of things seem to be ramming other things

Just last week someone drove their car through the wall of the convienence store down the street, then drove off. I was on the other side of the steet and could see the owner through the hole with a true human equivilent of a "WTF" expression on his face.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)

"Lots of things seem to be ramming other things"

And im not getting any of it! Or my GF!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

That's too bad, could you finish at all?

by the way, that is far too fucking big.

(kaibosh, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:41, archived)

nope :(

i had to pull up and walk back to the driving school in the rain. Then i walked back with my instructor and had to explain why his car had a dirty great dent in the side of it

(Trim, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)

:((

sorry to hear that.

(Copes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)

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