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# I WANT SOME HARIBO!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# true...
but has anyone studied it enough to know exactly what part of the fart makes the noise? are there any clips of the anus in effect?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# no
because if you spread your bumcheeks wide enough to see, you wouldn't make a noise
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Yes it is
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Until you follow though :-/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# "and it makes you popular"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# hehe
look at his ikle face...

nice.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# ha ha it is
i have haribo *snarf*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# mmmm... plain or fizzy-sour?
*goes to co-op to buy haribo*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# spanish kind
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# *puddy dog eyes*
can i have one please.
actually my eyes are bloodshot, darn hay fever
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# *crams*
there you go
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# nyomghfff
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*eats sprouts*
*trouser shouts*

fez!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# hahah
once again, you made me wee myself.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft. These are so immature... right on our level :D
I'd better sleep now.

Not going to even bother finishing this thing off.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# thank you, I aim to please.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Farting is, indeed, funny
and I too would like some Haribo.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# hell yes
farting is the funniest of all comedy art forms
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# pffffffffftt
i love that!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Great :)
Also, just saw your petting zoo pic for the first time. Wonderful stuff.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# We am demand teh Doctor!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# haha yay for geeks!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# dalek laughter?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# almost.
that's the funniest thing i've seen all day.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# You want to see my arse
It's hilarious!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# he he he, thats great!
top stuff!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha marvelous!


edit: but he's still got his plunger in the picture!! pre-amputation?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hehe
definitely pre-chop
also:
a)cyberman do not communicate using webdings
b)daleks cannot kneel
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Everything else looks prefectly normal though.


Good show Mr.Head!~
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff. Yay for Teh Doc-tor!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# *Haaaaaaaaaaah....*
/autocomplete.

Marvel arse. Also, best news story ever (this month)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# i saw a lion do the morning breath thing
it was awesome
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Fantastic
It fairly gets around. I think there should be a national Morning Breath day.

*haaaaaaaah...*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# *haaaaaaaaaaaah*
it's addictive
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Classic
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# class!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
also, hello :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# yay!
hello. saw your fab penguin escape in spazz
v jealous! shame you didn't have a big bag!

p.s thanks all :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# i had a ruck sack and was very very tempted!
they were the best thing ever and have lots of animations to make as a result. did you see party penguin shaking his booty? :)



(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:15, archived)
# love it!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Don't hassel the Hoff!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# that song
is just about the cheesiest rock anthem in creation


and I love it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# hahahah
thats a good 'n!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Yes, i think ill have a peoraast
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# my legs look like that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# errr... Just read your profile
and feel I should let you know that I am totally unavailable!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# good for you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# But you should develop a crush on me now
perhaps just a bit?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Try mentioning
that you like coffee too, I'm pretty sure that would help
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# I LOVE coffee!!!!
I really really love it!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# ;o)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# sorry
one crush is more than enough.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# OK
I've got to go out in five minutes.

Could you not develop just a small crush on me until then?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:02, archived)
# i will
*worships*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Phwoar!
I am also unavailable.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Get to the back of the queue
please
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Do you want to
take this outside?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Not really
I'm waiting for Eponymous to develop a crush on me (for another 2 minutes)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# OK Then
I shall resume hiding under the table.

Until you have gone and then victory will be mine! Muahaha!!!11one
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# I concede
I have been totally rejected by the fair eponymous.

I'm going to go and slash someone else's wrists.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Awww.
Hugs?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:20, archived)
# i wouldnt hold my arms out like that
if i were you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# god
god... god
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# 'lo Grandma
Hows things in Rochdale?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Stink of arse
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Nothing new then?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA I crack myself up.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com


/is shit
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# *bears in mind*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Anarchy in the Ukraine
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Nobody like the 1st version as much as the more popular second version

(bit crap, quick job)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# the big lebowski.
what do you think of this movie?
i loved it everytime walter said " f** amateurs" cause he's like so certain.
check out this (a little disturbing)
mycrazyvideos.com/media/bike_flip_22.html
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# teh frog has takin over teh kitting
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Awwwww
its so cut ......ARRGGGGH ITS THE FROG!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Resistence is futile!
Teh fluff am being assimilated!

Ba-ding.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Geddit?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Fine, it was a terrible pun... Putin on the Ritz
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# no idea what you're talking about
*buys ritz crackers*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Mmm ritz...
*drools*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# mini tuc sesame are better!
hmm...ASDA...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# I'm going to ASDA, anybody want anything?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
# cheesy putin crackers
and some eggnog.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# good choice.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# *hoodies up*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
#
Not as often as i'd like.

Oh you meant the pic! Errrm...nope
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# putin on the ritz
?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Goddit
.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# cheesy putin crackers?
(sounds like a horrible porn site)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# don't you know
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I was so hopeful...
...when will my SICK desire be SATISFIED?!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Can't believe I clicked on that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Beua Bo' Bing badda ba ding did it too
rather nicely I might add. I like yours too.

so woo!~
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Go on
Teh fluff wants a hug!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Is that cat called Snapper too
by any chance?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Not that I know of
*thinks*

*clicks*

Oh! The teeth. Snap. Ha! I think.

Ohmymyheadhurts.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# It am teh lully fluff though
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Tiem for teh hugz?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# aww
*hugs*

*gets gnashed*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# hmmm
*still searching for dentures*

where the hell have they gone...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# oh noes!
oh woos!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# woo
hahaaha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# smashing
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# At least its
tail counter-balances it. Or something.
Woo.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Very good
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Arnie & Noel Go Large
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Now that is a scary thought
that you've brought straight to life.

Woo to you.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# yes
I believe this will resurrect noel edmunds' career

post it here:

www.holymoly.co.uk/noel/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# nicely done
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# There was something weird about the new kid, but nobody could figure out quite what it was...

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# is it the shoes?
the laces are done differently on each one
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# :oO
i was just about to say that! pre-mindpiss!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# ahaha
we got the same kind of mind
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# he was wearing an old man's cardigan?
woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I'm going to kill a fashion student soon
who wants to help?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# sign me up
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# we might have to kill some guy lots of girls think is sexy too
because the cunt has stolen my shoes and I want my safety boots back, rather than using my none safety boots that are 2 sizes too small
/writhes in pain
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# It's that old Billy Connolly quote:
"Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you've got their shoes."
Pure genius
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# tieing the laces together always makes it safer

so £3k each and your problems are gone then? that ok?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# sign me up


/killing mood
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# count me in

*gets sock*

*get's snooker balls*

*puts snooker balls in sock*

*sniggers at scrotum shape*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# guns at noon
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# the fingers seem
too fat

edit: I for got to WOO and YAY
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Woo
He could take that Wheelbearo in a race. No problem.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# of course
he's the fastest kid on the block, and he's a double hard bastard to boot
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Wheelbearo...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Yay
Lully to the max
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# MAX SPEED!
ROOOOOOOOOAR!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# to infinity...
and beyond!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# the Bridge Over Jamiroquai



sorry..
i'm a bit bored..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:20, archived)
# you have ALL the punnage
pffft
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:20, archived)
# *groan*
nice!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:22, archived)
# ba dum tish
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:22, archived)
# i like that
very much
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:23, archived)
# flacid drumstick action
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:23, archived)
# it's actually a snail's tentacle thing
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# the lamp melted it
it went soft and i was too lazy to remake the entire thing again so i left it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I didn't mean to sound harsh
I just like the statement "flacid drumstick action"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# i know
hay it made the front page when i made it so i dont care
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# you is duh bestest
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:28, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:23, archived)
# bit short on the old shark and helecopter quota innit?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Be not sorry, ‘twas an amusing jape.
Poor old JK looks like he’s put his back out though.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I was confused for quite some time
whilst I struggled to see how Jamiroquai sounded anything like "troubled water". Then it arrived and kicked me and now I get it.

Oh and woo. Very good puntasticness!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# I don't get it
tell me
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# somehow..
that would ruin it..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# If you must ruin it for yourselves
Search on Google for: "Bridge over" war film
(With the quotation marks)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Sam loves it!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:18, archived)
# bukakke!!!!
it's perfectly good normal behaviour.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Threadwaste!
Ill post somethign here, as soon as you link me something

i saw it on here a while ago. Flash website. Flashy strobe Red Green and Blue that changes shape, to the tune of Beverly Hills Cop.

Vaguely recall it being german.

Edit: here you go. A tarantula with testicles.



(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:13, archived)
# This?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:14, archived)
# God I hate you
/goes away to fix headache
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# winner!
thanks muchly

*starts to shake*

*dribble*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:16, archived)
# *has epileptic attack*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:16, archived)
# NO!
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Stop!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:17, archived)
# I could watch that for hours
but it's likely to kill me.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Jesus holy fuck.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Arg!
*dies*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# *spacks*
*choke*

BELM!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# well THAT was fun
actually it was. it was almost enough stimulus to actually concentrate on.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:23, archived)
# yay!
i emailed a whole bunch of people with this.

top C=64 style music.

i've got a class SID chip rendition of the 'dallas' music somewhere...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:24, archived)
# excellent!
i have bloody hundreds of C64 tunes on me PC.

/sad
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# shit!
*has a fit*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I've seen spackier
www.nothuman.net the "three visual steps to dehumanization" in the bottom right hand corner.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:14, archived)
# oh jesus
if i wasn't already epileptic i am now!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Was it
the intro sequence to the German dubbed version of popular Eddie Murphy movie "Beverly Hills Cop"?

Edit : What the fuck? Get that off my screen. Get it off!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# This^^^
Oh so very much this.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:16, archived)
# you scared of spiders?
or testes?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Neither really
I just like swearing.

Although possibly a fear of spider testes.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:18, archived)
# squirty ones at that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Yeaaah... I dunno, either
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, is it Rik with his crowbar?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Morrissey: I would
Pitt: I probably would too.
Jolie: Of course.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:14, archived)
# i'm meeting
alot of women, otherwise straight, that would not mind being thrown in the sack with jolie. anyone else notice this bi-phenom?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:17, archived)
# "can i borrow this gun, honey"
oh hahahahaa heeeeheee.

YOUR NOT GROSSE POINT BLANC!*

*'your' may be deliberately mispelllt
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# *as is
"BLANK"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:18, archived)
# IVE BEEN UP FOUR TWENTY FOR HOURS!
and I'm tired, as a consequence.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:20, archived)
# angelina jolie...
i dont think i have to say much more.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# you could've just said "lips"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:17, archived)
# ...


..was it you?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:08, archived)
# some wanker 3 years ago
on a tricycle
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:09, archived)
# It was a unicycle with training wheels on as you well know!
I had to free the fun back into the wild
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:12, archived)
# it wasn't jeremy
he only dispenses fun
but he does have a very nice tricycle

also, evening :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# /waves
how're you?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:15, archived)
# not bad ta...
i have actually done some useful stuff today. this is a Good Thing.
how's you?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Ill
worked all of today and gained absocockinglutely no money from it because it was CPD stuff so I've wasted my day walking around sites
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# aww
boo to that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:24, archived)
# aww!
and don't worry about the thing with the transport we had a lully walk, it invovled the filming of a new woo and everything!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:25, archived)
# ah, cool
hurrah for creative walks :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Wasnt me
Honest. Woo for the nice picture.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Yes
and if you want to see it alive again, bring 3 kittens to the bridge in town square. Come alone. And bring vaseline.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Enro Rubik
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:10, archived)
# wasnt me!


*runs off with fun*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Scatman john


skeede-bee-dee
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:11, archived)
# my parents did...
BUT I GOT IT BACK DAMMIT!!! I GOT IT BACK ALL FOR MYSELF.
was it yours then?
want it back?
ive got it right here.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:12, archived)

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