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well...

sorry that's it's shit but i'm hungover...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

not shit

just sensible

(mitch, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

The heat would make the alcohol evaporate too fast

go for vodka and iced tea instead.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

really!?

*gasp* oh no! *inhales gases*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

Yep,

alcohol has a very low boiling point and evaporates really easily even at room temperature, that's why it's always in stuff like perfume, because when it's exposed to air and body heat it evaporates just leaving the chemical elements behind with none of the wetness.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)

*notes*

*goes back to drinking vodka and orange*

well thankyou for the tip - im off!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

Well if I can't have

teh wetness foggerrit

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)

Everyone love teh wetness.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

woo

How's the festival working out ?

(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

super

im setting off now to got there again...bye all!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

Replace the milk with Baileys for added effect.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

hmmm

irish coffee for me please

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)

Na... na na na... na!

(Fu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

I think

that I may be inclined to WOO that.

(dusty, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

are you?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

woo

nice repost! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

My suspicions

were correct...

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jme, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

sell it to jamster

along with a recording of a wet fart.

you'll be a millionaire by the end of the month

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

arf!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

^this

([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

Please god no

*anticipates 'wet fart (Cheeky Girls Bond mix)' entering the charts at number one*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

*gets dizzy*

it's woo but blimey it makes my eyes hurt!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

please don't repost in new threads

make new stuff then link to older ones, or repost in relevant threads, or just chat...
/nothing personal, it's just there's an awful lot of it about at the moment and the board will become incredibly dull if everything is old

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

Jesus saves tiny blind donkeys from certain oblivion!

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

hahahah

i have teh jesus hair

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

Unt I have

Teh B'Jayzus feet

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)

I have the Jesus wrists

but you don't see me bragging about it.

(WiggZ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

*points at protruding nails**

_{*the metal ones}

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

The greedy bugger

I left those there for tea tonight. I like these Jesus efforts, it's like I'm learning about religion. Or something.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

I feel closer to God

though that might also be the 8 cans of special brew

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

Mmm special brew

it makes me feel ... special

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

woo

out of interest, what do you do these with? A graphics tablet?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

He draws it on his monitor

with a crayon then does a screensave. *hides*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

Clever

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

I never thought I'd type this but,

LOL

dammit.

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

A lovely little

graphics tablet that is now covered in tea and biscuit crumbs, but which still works fine

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

Surely

it works better with tea and biscuts. I know I do.

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

I just had a quick look at them

They seem expensive. How much was yours?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

£20

from Maplin. I also believe it to have magical properties, which is an added bonus

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

that's lucky.

One's I saw were over $250. I'll look in the shops.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

I nearly bought a T-shirt yesterday that said "I've found Jesus, he was hiding behind the sofa"

www.b3ta.com/board/4763745

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

Haha

Love his gigantic feet.

(JPaddy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)

He shall come like a thief in the night

and steal your lost polos. I'm liking this series!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

They have to be joking

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

a game of pitch and putt

in the serengeti?

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

zombie pic for jessie

cfb

more stuff here

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

Groovy!

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Roman Totale, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

does your work ever scare you

while your doing it/

edit: sorry, used teh wrong reply... again

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)

me?

nah - i know what the original looks like :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

Heheh

That is so many kinds of cool :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

hehehee

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

/would

woo to this

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

I like....

also, where did you get the background pic?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

the background is from

www.sxc.hu

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)

thanks

I've been looking for stuff like this...add my concept art to it and soforth...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

woo

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)

jesus!

thats a lot of source

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

*dies of overlinkifacation*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

whoa

that's some list

*starts clicking*

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

Now thats some handy linkage

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

is that a pic of Jessie

or just for jessie?

Tis hard to tell what with the rotting flesh and diseased skin. Still, at least you didn't have to shop it much :)

*runs, hides, never returns*
I am of course kidding and please don't hurt me

I am of course kidding and please don't hurt me

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

hehehehe

she's gonna eat you! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

If I'm lucky ;)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

*snore*

...wha..?

Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/4763749

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

I had to

it wouldn't be right to pass up such an opening.

Edit: Ah I see what you did there. Very temporal.
Wow, you snore loudly. I heard that from thousands of miles away :)

Wow, you snore loudly. I heard that from thousands of miles away :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

Yeah. But I'm awake again now.

What were you saying about rotting and editing and stuff?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

I er think I was saying

that it was very nasty of Rik to joke about not needing to edit the picture much. What a bastard.

*slips out the back door*
fnar fnar I see euphamisms everywhere!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

Aww, Cheers mate

*hugs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

blimey! That's a bit good! (and spooky :o| )

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

thank ya!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

My hand's off to the seaside...

Doesn't he look happy!

***Eclectech inspired***

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)

good party trick that

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

You must go to some boring parties

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

Yes, yes I do.

*feels sorrowful*

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

My hand is always happy.

Maybe I've said too much.

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

My dear

You haven't said enough

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

never thirsty?

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

oooooooooh!

i do like ta bee beside
teh seaaaaaaaa siiiiide
ooooh' i..

edit: is it a self help wank aid?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

arf!

thats very woo! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

They could be friends!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)

Arf!

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

They could be lovers

edit/ and I really hope that's a tounge....

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

Yep,

someone photoshopped the dog photo I got it from only a day or two ago. The web is a small place!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

haha!

i like that

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

hurrah!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

i'm sleepy.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Flufftastic!

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

*falls asleeeeee

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

*Surprise sexes*

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

Is that where you bugger them

in their sleep, then yell SURPRISE!

Or was that a once off, just for me?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

You were lucky that you're a light sleeper

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

awwwwwwww

me too...*sleeps*

plus woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

Aww

Have some more fleepy sluff.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

Pfft

It took me far too long to work out what that actually was. But I KNEW a deflated koala wasn't right...

I think it's a sign that it's (once again) way past my bedtime, so I shall take my leave. G'nut, all!

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

Actually

it was a deflated koala.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

bit dark - that'll teach me for living in a dark room under Portsmouth train station

cfb

more stuff here

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

No madam, I haven't got any spare change!

*Turns up contrast*

AGH!

*Turns monitor off*

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)

i made it with the curtains drawn

now its light and i feel slightly stupid! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

Nah - it's a 'dark' picture subject anyway. If you lightened the image it would take away form the atmos :o)

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

i brightened it slightly!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

Dean Stockwell?

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

I thought that too

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

no its not

but he is fantastic! i miss quantum leap! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

me too!

I saw a film the other day with him, he was still Al, except he was in the Mafia.

I've watched a few torrent-tastic Quantum Leaps recently too. Ah, those were the days.

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

Is she crazy?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

Hello co-pres

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)

Ni hao :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

I wish I knew how to actually say these things rather than throwing them at babelfish

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

If you understood that

then I know the kind of places you've been hanging out in :P

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

Are you not being nice to me yet?

Damocles you shit

So you gonna pass those sandwiches?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

Can I not be nice and have a joke now and again?

Bah, women!

*hands sandwich*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

Cheers mate

*munches sandwich*

*suddenly feels drowsy*

Damocel..yu..Sh_hh_{_{hhi...*zzzzz*}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)

*borrows brown cow's big book of moves*

*surprise sexes*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

surprise sex

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)

that's crying out for a

GERONIMOOOOooo....

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

hands sandwich?

bleurgh!

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

oooh

shall i post ure zombie pic?

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

YAAAAYY!

Um...

I mean- 'Yeah, if you like, that'd be nice'

I think I got away with it...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

arf!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

The tablet has died

What am I going to do?????????

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

I can't quite work out what's going on there

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

a jaded attempt to fix it.

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha

but you rolled a joint instead by accidint?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)

i cant help it

it just kinda happens!

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

give it a nice funeral.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

skin up

then go get a wacom tomorrow

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

the release of msn's new 'what i'm watching' feature

brings out a few truths

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kingkong., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

ahahahaha

ill have to watchout for that

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

arf!

thats fab! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

i think it actually does that

if you are watching a movie in media player or winamp

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)

busted!

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kingkong., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

Not here, only for music.

However, WinAmp startled me when it starting telling people via MSN what VGZ files I was listening to...
/rumbled as a nerd

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

really!?

incredible

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

I've never ever got that to work

stupid little green man

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ibex (not ipod), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

brilliant

i had considered this possibility, what a treat to see someone genuinely busted. Are they m/f? Don't tell them!

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

they're male

but were just randomly picked from my list*

*honest

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kingkong., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

Jesus saves you money on your car insurance

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

That crazy jew

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

Be glad if he doesn't turn it into a dish washer!

Happened to me the other day...

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

Get God to steal you a new one

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

Kick it with your

giant feet Jesus!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

I assumed

those were loaves and fishes, concealed beneath his robe.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

No no, he's just pleased to see you

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

A whole new meaning

to Christian love

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Call Moses.

He's the guy with the plumbing skillz.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Yip. He's a man

apart

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

don't put your whites in the machine

he will just turn water into wine and ruin it all.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

That's

not Jesus! That's Brown Cow wearing a stick-on goatee.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

Rumbled

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

hahaha nice

I'm more worried about his hunch back problem though

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

I love your pictures.

W/Y/H to them all.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

I love these.

pssst, anyone know where I can blag that London Underground font for free? I like it; but not eonugh to part with $22.

/EDIT, fine, I'll stick to Trebuchet MS in bold then. *continues being tight*

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

Caught watching egg snuff

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

Filthy little bastard

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

Your reply makes everything right in the world

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

I know

I'm magic

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

classy

is that fennel?

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

hahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

with egg on his face?

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

The

yolk's on him.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

Albumen

drink to that

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

You'll

pay for your own glass if you do. I'm not shelling out for you.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

there'll be a mad

scramble if you don't

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

Well,

All white then, I guess...

**searches**

Damn. Someone's poached my wallet.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

NSFW

At least for eggs.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

we've

all been there

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

Filthy

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

yay for getting caught in the act

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

ooh-lala!

"whoops!"

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Hellooo - how's your head today?

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

erm.....

fuzzy! but im going back to fest at 2 which should be fun! i assume that you're ok?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

sounds good

Yeah I'm fine, on account that I did not have one single alcoholic beverage yesterday :o(

Have a few for me!

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

Pffft

That's some pretty bad punnage

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

There was no pun intended.

If you see a pun in that image, you have been visiting B3ta too much. Desist immediately

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

I assumed it wasn't intentional

But he's watch pussy

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

I thought maybe you were going for Cat in the act.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

It's a punnage extravaganza!

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

there should be a

penalty claws for such punnage

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

Brilliumpt

Woo

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

hahahah the expression is perfect!

EDIT: Or should that be 'eggspression'?

/runs

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

That's

quite eggcessive.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

Don't start the egg puns again

or albumin 'ave ya!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

don't start mind pissing my eggpuns (by 3 minutes)

or Albumen have you too.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

Now, now...

Break it up. I'm separating you for your own good - you'd only get beaten.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

All white then

*gives in*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

recently shopped

to work for all of this luverly board

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

much thanks to Wil hehe

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

LOL! Ok mate, glad U like,

sorry for silence for a bit, had to go, life n stuff, y'know...

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..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

pfff

overrated

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahhhaahhhhh

that's made my day, that really has

w/y/h/p

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 18:19, archived)

*remakes with chicken watching egg*

titles "caught watching kiddy porn"

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rob, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

hahahahahahaahah

The guys face says it all.

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 13 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)

I have nothing to say

so have a cheeky pearoast from last night, for all you lovely day-trippers.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

Er....

is this groundhog day? I think I've seen every one of yesterday's images reposted at this point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha

I'm resisting reposting my anim.

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

I'm wondering if I should just go with it

and repost all the comments I made yesterday.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

That'd be interesting

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

everybody's doing it

so i'll post mine

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

Yee!

Ah, cock it, have mine:

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha

That is fuckin' awesome

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

Hee

thats ace. Make it go faster.

As is the yellow dude. Is he still waiting?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

i love these

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ibex (not ipod), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

that is great!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

that's fucking great

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

I like it

only 2 frames and it's still great!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

might even be...

best 2 frame anim ever

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spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

I am sorry

But he forced me into it, you see.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

nope

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connor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

please don't repost in new threads

make new stuff then link to older ones, or repost in relevant threads, or just chat...
i have enough pictures to fill around 150 b3ta boards if i decided to repost them all, but i don't as it really wouldn't be sociable
/nothing personal, it's just there's an awful lot of it about at the moment and the board will become incredibly dull if everything is old

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

Understood

Sorry, was merely a way of letting others se what I did last night. Won't happen again capt'n, I promise!

*sits in corner with naughty hat on*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

it really wasn't personal

there's just been a lot of it about... make more and link to the older ones! more pictures is a Good Thing :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

Hee, absolutely!

And as soon as my head starts working again, I'll get right on it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

*hug*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

I have a banana.

It's yellow.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)

my monkey is jealous

he'd like a banana

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

hurrah!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

Hahaha

Now thats a well trained monkey. I want one.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

The authenticity of the movie was under question

(

mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

because nobody would kiss leonardo decaprio in real life?

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

nike thingy

very subliminal.

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

It wasn't the iceberg that hit the ship, it was teh plane?

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

Titanic 9/11

Sponsored by Swatch

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

As long as they sink this bloody ship

and Leonardo is drowning, I will buy any story.
If they could just make Kate drown as well....

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

She could test how water resistant her watch is

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

Swatch advertises up 100m depth.

They could film her slowly drowning and the watch slowly breaking. Wouldn't last until touchdown I'm sure.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

It's fast

It reads 19.13

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

Too right!

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

hahahahah

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mugatu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)

Production method of Rowntrees confection..

Last one for the day..

This.is.getting.addictive. :-{

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

Rawoo!

What's big and small at the same time?

A big egg.

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

HOOSJM

What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

My brain hurts

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

i see.

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

(

Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

The "Jewish mother" version

is the only one that's ever made me laugh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

none of them

actually made me laugh. And I've read thousands.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb and two more dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at eachudder

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

How many Man Utd fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3..

- One guy to screw the bulb..
- One guy to buy the official comemorative Man Utd lightbulb screwing merchandise..
- And one guy to drive them to Manchester from Torquay.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

/Doesn't get it

/Knows nothing about sport

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

So sad

But very woo!

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Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

pea roast from the nighty night shift

this is my second one of these things

and this is my first

(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

awww

what a darling bunch.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

im on a mission to make all my mates

look ~~like freaks~~ normal. They really are a n odd bunch of people

(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

she scares me

a bit

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

both of those

`are most woo, i would set them as wallpaper

but i do not wish to scare my siblings as they will piss on my good chair

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

i have soooper hi rez

copies of them, but cant set them as wallpapers because they give me the fear.

(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

/shivers

one of these days im going to set tubgirl as my wallpaper and then move out

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

pfft

i just spilt my cup of tea. I might try and rasterbate that image and put it on my mates bedroom door.

/edit oh and could i photoshop your profile image if thats ok with you sir?

(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)

definaltly!

thats what its there for hehe

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

Ere Arsonade, U kno in Ur profile U say 'photoshop me if U like?'

Well, I got bored. Go back to the Eddie Izzard thing.

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..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

/is afraid to look

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

that

was the most woo

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

Thanx, sorry for silence

got taken away by life for a bit

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..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

life

who needs one when youve got...b3ta!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

Oooh

if we're doing freaky reposts from last night

Clicky for full size (about 220k).

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)

Oooh if we're doing freaky resposts

from last night, then....

...I didn't make any.

*wanders off aimlessly*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

lookout!

::hits with sniper fire:: oopsie

/has been playing Tribes way too much

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

*runs over in a police landrover*

*gets out and pummels to death with a double ended dildo*

*steals money*

*waits for ambulance to arrive*

*steals ambulance*

/has been playing San Andreas way too much

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

AHAHAHAH

its been so long since my last double dildo beating

too long in fact

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

wow!

thats one hell of a picture. Im gonna save it and keep it in my box of dark things

(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

reposting is a bad habit,

I very much dislike it and wish you all would stop doing it in new threads, after all that's what the older posts button is for. GAAH /rant

(

sosumi, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

i agree

it's getting a bit much

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

I am thinking

these am most woo.
I really wish I could do stuff like this, might pretty up the blanket shufflers that frequent my local pub. Alas my CS2 just sits on a shelf mocking me safe in the knowledge that I can do nothing but stare at it with a slackjawed expression every time I boot it up.

addendum: I never meant to post in this thread. See? Slackjawed buffoon. Still, the woo was deserved.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

Some people have way too much time

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
It's probably glasscock, but that would involve checkig and I'm way too lazt for that. See, I'm so lazy I didn't even backspace to fix that typo.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

Baby Jesus is a big gayer

I'm sure I've seen that sign somewhere before... Bandwagons ho!

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)

He really loves us all

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

nice, I'd never have been bothered to shop one up.

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

first bank of jesus

one more:

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)

Funny,

I got an email from the first bank of jesus. This guy called Judas Iscariot, a nigerian bank manager introduced himself. Said his client, joseph of arimethia had passed away, and there was no body to claim his balance.

He wanted me to assist him in the repatriation of 3,000,000 duckats...

(cype_applejuice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

Please.

No.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

*urns*

*desks*

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The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)

/takes to death

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

hahahahah

hatstandtastic

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

nice

sauce image
prince albert

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

har de har

It's the cream of the crop

_*dies*

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

woo

truer words never put down in a tatty.

(

sosumi, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

but surely it is better to have had sauce and lost it

than to never have had sauce at all
edit: also, yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)

say ye

i've lost my sauce. it cut deep, and days I wish to never have known sauce in the first place.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

This

explains much of life’s irony.

Or does it?

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

Sooooo

true.

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

I was just about to go and get sauce

but clearly it is futile...

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kikilookeylikey, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

Hoorah!

for alternative morals! It even was my compo suggestion this week, but sadly it never made the shortlist. (I'm just too proud to sleep with the judges)

Unless it's cold.

(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

Red sauce too.

It's the best of all the sauces.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

that is

completely hatstand!

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

Proof that Daleks are commanded by..

Doctor Who uncovers a diabolical AOL plot to take over the Universe.. using Daleks.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)

It's alright

they'll freeze up soon enough

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B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)

Woo

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homonk, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

i just got a phone exactly like that for 60 cents

ha ha ha ha

(peewee13, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

woo!

you really hate AOL!

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my name is will, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

Ha!

I knew it!

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

no problem.

Just reverse the polarity and they'll blow up or run backwards or something. Works all the time.

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)

Of the neutron flow?

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..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

Just throw the CD away

(

..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

or use it

as a tea coaster.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

actually if you get enough of them they make a nice mobile, reflect prety colours about the room.

(

sosumi, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

I'd done a simliar thing before by

pulling out all the tape from a cassette and dangling it from the ceiling, held in place by a big magnet.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

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tweaknik, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

ooh!

i wants a box!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

compo it?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)

they make shoes?

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Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)

cameras steal souls

/well know fact*

*or maybe not :P

(

8=====>, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)

How

strange

(

B33R Drink me, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)

That

is excellent. An FP i reckon.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)

don't curse it!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)

oops!

me an my big mouth/keyboard pressing fingers.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)

rock

top shop

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)

Arf!

compo?

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Roman Totale, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

heh

nice

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done. Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

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