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[challenge entry] OK, not so much a corporate logo as a corporate style...
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Not really what the compo asked..blah blah blah
But that is something special!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Fantastic!
And I bet you enjoyed every second of making that!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# ze book with the really disappointing ending
woo
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Much woo obliged!

That am Fantastick!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Did you spunk into a Pumpkin purely for the picture?
Or did you just take advantage of the opportunity?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hehehe...
...sorry - merely a bagel and salad cream. Mmmm. Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Pffft
You love fingering bagels and spreading your salad cream on them
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Haha!
top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# that made me laugh so much!!
well done you :oD
(whatsinaname, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# That's ace!
: )
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# haha!
Fucking brilliant. If I were judging, that'd be the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Teh Quo found on Google Earth
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


Does this mean the end of the world?
(Maynard Human After All., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# The Quo are Atlantis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# No, a race of evil mermen
transformed the seabed into a large quo.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# I'll get them
I'm sure they're in there somewhere...

*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Is that a large watery chicken
overtaking half of North America?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# And there's more
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# OK
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# How so?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I know that habitat
from one of the s-force missions
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Oooooh
thats creepy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Here's a super happy flying lady

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# haha
that, sir, is very special
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# From my trip to Norway...

(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# seconds before you
pushed her to her death ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# *Screams*
BOATS!


*YAAAAR's his way down to the docks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# You like the boats?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
#








I like playing 'Pirate'...

I'm 24 year's old..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# SWAB THE DECKS, YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Argh!
The Germans will get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Ver are your papers Britischer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Pffft - semi-mind-piss.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Don't be silly
The Swedes are ten times more violent than the Germans
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# All those little knives...
...they're planning something, I'll give you that.

edit: I should probably mention that I like your picture. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# nah
They are in San Diego
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Schindler's List?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah
That's sort of how it turned out, was playing around with monochrome colors and decided to colorize her sweater and the purdy flower.
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Oooh, I didn't noticed the flower. Lovely!
I decided to colourise a photo of my Dad a while back.

Photo taken in about 1957.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, that would be wonderful
I had done a few others as well




*patiently awaits goatse comments*
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# I saw those - the top one is lovely.
I might do that with some of these.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# My favorite thing about that one
is how the butterfly stayed put long enough for me to shoot it without any blurred effects or anything
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Yeah, I found the same thing with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# The one ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!
/doesnt realise his mock of 2nd picture is actually still a goatse comment
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# I have Schindler's list
/comes from drinking too much Schnapps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I have it too.
We watched in History in Year 9... much sniggering.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# you watched it in year 9????
christ you must be a young 'un
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I'm 18, 19 in September.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Jeez... *gets out zimmerframe*
/feels very old at 28
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Haha - 28 isn't old!
I date a 31 year old for heaven's sakes!
(Yes, I've heard all the necrophilia and paedophile comments.)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# 'Down at the Station'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# My milkshake brings all the blokes to the station.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# What flavour you got today, Girlie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Today I have Innocent smoothy.
Strawberry and Banana, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# o....... k........
backs out of room, doffing cap
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# What?!!
What did I say?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# strawberries yes, bananas in milkshake, just WRONG
nice as a fruit, wrong in milkshake

now, chocolate, I can always find a use for chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Ah, but this is a smoothy.
Made with pure fruit and nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Then I'll take a large one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# I get that a lot
My fiance is almost 30 years older than me.

Sugar Daddys rock
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I fancy someone 29 years my senior.
They're scrummy.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# mine
is more cuddly than scrummy

but i like him

: )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# The guy I fancy has the most lovely hair. Ever.
And sexy voice, and ooooh, he's a dish!

But my boyfriend has those too, and I love him far too much also.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Have I stumbled into the Ladies Loos by mistake
theres far too much Girlie talk going on here :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeek!
A bloke! Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Ha!
I'm 19 in August!

Pwned!!
(Darjeeling, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# My birthday is 11th September.
So... HA!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# 9/11?
How the hell do you ever remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
#
Really? Well my birthday's the... uhmm...

*Tries to think of anything of note that's happened in August*
(Darjeeling, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# ohhh i likes that :D
reminds me of what i did for my photography exam last year
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Red is such a good color
I like red best of all the colors!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# hehe
i prefer black ;-) but i see you also did the yellow flowery things too, scary :D
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Ahhh
that reminds me of the Pooh-Girl in Hastings...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Have a pixel mash
It's the GLC's Eggsy, from 'Half Man Half machine'
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# you knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# aright
clart
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
#
Hosted by Madness Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Teehee! Funny stuff!
Oh, that reminds me. I heard The Darkness' 'This Town' today... am I really uncool for liking it?
EDIT: Ooh, searching for it under Google; eclectech is Number One! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# That border always reminds me of lung cancer.
Strange, no?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# arggh!!! argghh!!! ARGGHH!!!
ARRGHH!!! ARRGGHHH!!!!
*clams down*
ahh....
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# pffft
clams down...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# pffft...
something...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# yes..I am liking this New style
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Just got a powerbook at the office...
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Dig deeper, Watson
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# That's strangely
arousing.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# grab those oven gloves for that shitty mac mouse
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Quiet you!
*fondles mac mouse gently*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
# First thing I did...
..was put a 2-button mouse on it - yay for Tiger!

(Actually the first thing I did was go "OOooooh! *dribble dribble*")
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Digital constipation...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
# While it's a bit slow.....


...have a (reposted) bit of Madness!
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# it's not quite a jaguar
i actually like that one!

fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
# It was made in '59
in a factory by the Tyne!

etc
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Haha - I actually laughed at that.
I know I shouldn't have, but I did.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
# that actually made me laugh
which is a first for this sort of thing. Well done.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# I see your pearoast.. and raise you a Joey

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# I see your Joey and raise you a 'Bowie'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# ooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# My word....
a good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# hehehe
that looks to me like a horribly mutated multi-legged 7 headed cow with deformed and shrivelled udders
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Good guess!
Although no points for you this time.
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# ibez
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
# *Goes off to find and listen to Madness CD*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# sed this b4 & say it agen
this reminds me of Rubber Johnny
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# I love Chris Cunninghams work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# thats rather creepy
untill it gets to the crappy music bit
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# ^^ This!
With knobs on!



Freaked me out the first time I saw it, because it was very late and I thought it was real. then it got the the shit music and let me down.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# But it is the Twin!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# pearoasts?


This took me ages to make
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# shit
:p
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# I do like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# That made me laugh out load
best i-bandwagon post ever
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
# I randomly drew some dancers.

Thought I might as well post them here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# she has to learn a lot
about kicking men in the bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Haha, I drew her first, before the bloke.
And had to try to avoid it looking like that!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
# looks like they're
about to get funky
(kaibosh, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
# He's blatantly going for some mimsy there
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Haha - I couldn't agree more.
'Dance class' - pah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)
# I suspect he's more interested in her lucky charms.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# I prefer the scat myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# i can see her asscleft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!

ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# just a little thought
but if you want to host your website/talking food..

i could give you an ftp account on my website
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Oh my goodness, you are so sweet!
That's a really generous offer, but I'm OK for the moment. And I'll definitely be starting something up in September.
Thank You so much, is the offer standing? Can I get back to you if I change my mind, or is that just rude?!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
# sures
i figures people can have ftp accounts if they want. felix has one so far.

not for hosting images to post to b3ta but to host there websites and such.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
# That's a really nice thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# *sidles up to connor*
*ingratiates self*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Get a room!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# just give me some sort of email
or send a carrier pigeon my way :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
# *heart*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Cor
Ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Erm, I know it's heresy to post unshopped pics
but I wanted to know if anyone knew wtf these might be?



I saw them at the Big Gay Out in London last weekend and now they chase me while I sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Mom and Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# they escaped from my cages

please point them homeward
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# a prodigy pic!


woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# 'ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# They are bears.
Just go on a gay message board and declare:

"I LOVE BEARS"

And you will see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Plush fetishists?
I once had that bookmark of some Austrian lady who amends plush toys so you can have sex with them.

The things people do...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Too true!
I am disgusted!

DISGUSTED!!!!!












I'm just gonna be in the bathroom for a few minutes... *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# i think they're french
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
# large clawed monsters
I can't remember the Latin name, but they mainly feed on unsuspecting beetroots.
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
# more like hear'say
'''''''''''''''''''''''
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# PEEEP SHOW
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
# They look like Wild Things....
www.crescentmoon.org.uk/sendak3.gif

www.spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=177
(Booga O Valencia!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Really
does not help being a cynic....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
First funny of this I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
# haha
how cruel.
If I were those 7 astronauts on that shuttle, I'd stay on the space station until I could thumb a lift back on a russian spaceship.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Heh heh!
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# haha
thank you
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# hahahaha
the first shuttle one to make me laugh
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Why is there
a barcode in teh top left?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# its
the smallest hint of my tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# alternative theories of dinosaur extinction


1234
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Pfft
read origin of teh species

//edit/ and did anybody read that thing in new scientist about one dinosaur being mental clever and hunting the rest to extinction? pfft mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
# new scientist is for losers
/like eponymous etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# ^ this
It's all about teh Old Scientist, with their four-page photo features on the germ-fighting properties of rosewater, backstreet dentistry EXPOSED!, and lengthy editorials musing smugly about what might actually happen if you did sail off the edge of the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# i prefer ye olde scientist
this weeks comes with free leeches
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# pwned!
*belms*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# I liked the one about the guy who had invented a space sailing ship
it had a sail that was 250km high and 150 km wide. It can't be built on earth but maybe one day...one...day...

New scientist is for people who need a new job - or have nobody to talk to at coffee break
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
# And even that huge sail would still be phyisically impossible to fold in half more than seven times.
That fact fucks with my head. I'm always like "surely if they got a big enough, thin enough sheet of tissue...?".

And then I remember physics.

And then I cry.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)
# are you allowed to use an iron?
if you ironed it after each fold can it still not be done?
I would try - but I don't know how to work the iron
/bloke
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Nah, it's to do with it becoming twice as thick and half as big each time*
which means it'll only fold seven times before some weird formula makes it too chubby and short to go over again.



*a bit like consecutive inbreeding
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# I like this series :)
and the dino..flapping like a nutter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
# arf
very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Arf!
They're all woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha awesome!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I LOVE THIS WITH MY MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# good lord!
*monacle falls out*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# With his crackpipe and his burger
he's a baboon of science



here comes the science bit

shite and shirty

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
that is the funniest thing I've seen on b3ta for a while. Top work.
(I won't ask how you found that abstract)
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
# part of my job
is trawling medline for shite*...


*sort of


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
# sounds like fun
having spent some time doing this, perhaps you could answer me this:
Do scientists often ply baboons with cocaine?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
#
rohypnol works better
(Christopsy, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Crack monkeys!
Woo!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
# The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# yay for science
and baboons
I once found a paper entitled something like
"The development of a machine for the automated ultrasonic determination of the composition of chicken"

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Sounds Fowl
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
# *ducks*
that one burns
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
# no that's a useful machine!


night kids.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Meow Fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Huzzah Vive Le Resistance!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I'm missing a frame so they sometimes look like they're marching backwards.
Silly cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
# They keep going in different directions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
# for
Christmas?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Few know Lee Harvey Oswald was a cat lover
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Unleash
ze army of felines.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Jawohl, mein feline!

Dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Nazi
Nazi cats are pussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
# It's only two frames
and it took me way too long to see them going forwards not backwards
:D

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# more of mr fluffington when i can understand what hes saying
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# theft
Mind awfully old fruit if I pinch that for a profile pic on a board?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Logos
Match this for a bad taste logo





(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
# *shakes head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# i am ashamed
how could you show your face in public, in the knowledge that you have an awful table...

For gods sake invest in some mahogany !!!!


//edit may also be your floor
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
#
Edit: Yes, flooring. I think this also.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
# are you sure
that's not laminate flooring ?
(SquidHead, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
#

Mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Laminate flooring
is evil



obviously *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Hardly a corporate logo

Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Fucking nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Night all, I'm off sailing.
I was going to post a link to some nazi looking buildings in America, but I just can't be arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# pearoast time
woo sir woo..
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(fluff_tadpole, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Bloody is a logo
It is a logo. The reich meant to have it for 1000 years!

And its wood flooring, well... almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
# hmm time for my filter
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# buggery
I think the nazis are funny. Even if they would have shot me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
# actually today I got a funny email
An Israeli guy thought I was English until I told him I am german. His response:

-->
I see. $myname, yes that's a German name, especially with 2 n's.

My mother's maiden name is Schwartz. :)

OK, we're not generally too fond of Germans over here, but I'm sure
you're one of the good ones. You at least had the sense to leave the place.

I actually understand that it's geographically must prettier than
England. I live in the mountains myself. We like that. :)
<--

I think an email like that from me about some Israeli would get me into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Schwarz is a cool name
/is biased
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Good luck
to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
# the result of 4 pints at lunchtime......... sigh.â„¢
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)
# i think
that boris at the top looks a bit weedy and naive,
Mr Fluffington below is vere streetwise
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)
# They are both
teh fluff.

So I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
# jamaica?
alaska...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
# hehe
joke du jour
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Jour?
Jour?

Mucking fonth more lucking fike.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
#

Pffffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
# just doodling
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha stupid fat short man
*swears at him*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)
# the guy with the triangle head is going to chase you home, whilst shaking his shakey fist
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
# ha
fucksocks for sale
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHA!
that's all I can read now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
# wow shakey fists
are they like those shakey eggs you can buy?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
# why yes! yes they are


/will follow the man with the triangle head and shake fist also
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
# have you listened to that song?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
# yes!

no

what song?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
# ...and you will know us by the trail of dead - Caterwaul
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
# oh em
it`s on my PC at home.. forgot all about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# She's got Holly's old shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Buddy the transvestite?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
# woo new style :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)
# I like it good.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
# hehe
might do a few like this, just to see the reaction i get
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)
# ..... we shared my umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Hollies!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Err... shuttlecock anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)
# seen that like 5 times so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Only five? there have been 114 launches
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
# nope
i find rockets boring :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
# even........ pocket rockets!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
# YES!
www.b3ta.com/board/4934096

i was watching it, thinking "that'll be on b3ta in no time"
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)
# have some binary y-fronts

0000000000000000000
1        1        1
 1       1       1
  1     1 1     1
   0   1    1  0
    11111111111
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
# aww ta!
but it's in more than four columns...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Pfft
darn it i can't make binary panties, it wont let me!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
# why's that a bloom(er)ing big deal?

  000000000000
  1     1    1
   1   1 1  1
    11111111
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Oh fucking no
Biggest piece of glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
# glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now that's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
# if you're offering
My vector animations are getting there

I've done two of them and am 16 frames into a 54 frame one

but it's going to take ages :|
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
# 54 frames?
blimey..good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I did 63 yesterday
but this one is significantly more detailed than them
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)
# bah!
is MSN dead?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)
# cock. heh heh
I have many I could pearoast.



But this is the only rocket...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Yay
are you an Edinb3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)
# aye
I've even been to an edinbash
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
# I live in
Livingston, which is nearby,

Are there any more Edinb3tabashes planned?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
# 8th
fpm's birthday bash

check 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hmmm
we know


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
# hahahah that's great
have one of mine
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

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