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Like all great thinkers Darwin did most of his work on the toilet.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:35,
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hahaha
very clever woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:37,
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hee hee
I'm not sure why that's so funny, but it is
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:57,
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Pfft!
I think MrBongo seems to have discovered the same theorywww.4rthur.com/board/1810427
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38,
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It's evolution in action!
He must be evolving for when the lightbulb goes in there.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42,
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ha!
noob!!!! :)
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38,
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Hahaha
ace
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:44,
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Ladies and gentelmen, we've found him!
Not exactly "on" the toilet, and maybe not a celebrity, but I've never been one for details... (repost for comp)
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Al-a-tollah ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:27,
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repost for compo
sorry
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:26,
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"it's not easy pooing green"
woo!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:29,
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hahahaha
brilliant
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:32,
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Top work, Swaz!
Ace shadow and reflections . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:29,
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literally?
;¬)
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31,
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I didn't even know they had moved to wednesdays
I was very confused /easily amused confused
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34,
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ooo
just noticed the reflection - bloody marvellous
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mutated monty ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33,
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Hahahaha!
The perfect expression! Everybody, now....Why are there so many, Songs about toilets, And what's on the other side?
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Pseudonym ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31,
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Spawny git
Ha ha W/Y/H
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:37,
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Celebrities on Toy Lets, you say?
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The Neville What what what ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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:)
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:23,
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haha!
well done pun.
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24,
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it makes me think
yes I like it. it's great great.
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24,
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cripes!
they're not cheap! woo!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24,
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Ever considered it could be radio signals causing this
strange disturbance in your brain? (Woo)
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:25,
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Oh dear that's stretching it further than
Anne Widdecombe's knicker elastic!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33,
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Heh heh
acers!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:49,
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I've made a weebl icon
Animated [poorly] (although that would be too big to use as an icon)
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21,
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doesnt
move tho
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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i'll animate it then
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:25,
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There's
life after No. 10...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16,
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excellent
i like, though don't you think he would have sorted his missus face out first!
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prostheses ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19,
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Arf!
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21,
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hehee
*chuckle*
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mutated monty ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21,
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we'll have no more of your lip!
woo!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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reminds me of an old joke
the story is: liz taylor goes to a clinic in geneva in order to undergo her 48th cosmetic surgery..involving this time her flabby labias. off course all the clinic staff has been warned that this must remain secret. when she wakes up the next day she finds a huge bouquet of flowers...in fury she calls the surgeon and asks "who the fuck disclosed my presence in this clinic?" surgeon: "well..err..no one did. the flowers actually come from another patient"..he then picks up the little card that came w/ the bouquet and reads it: "dear liz, i hope you're doing well. thanks for the earlobes. signed nikki lauda" edit/woo to pic by the way
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olivier8 (euroloon) ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31,
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:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33,
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ta
my first badum-tisssh
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olivier8 (euroloon) ,
Fri 30 Sep 2005, 15:53,
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Hahahahahaha!
fantastic, the pink rose seems so appropriate!#
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:51,
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Lost
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:15,
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by helicopter is easiest
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mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16,
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right
when's the next one due?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19,
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hehehe
*chobbachobba chobba chobba* here comes one now
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mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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arf
woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:20,
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haha
:)
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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nice
i like it
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:36,
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love
that
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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:40,
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this film includes some of the most evil cartoons ever
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13,
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Shit disturb?
(Still, very nice sound editing there)
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:14,
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id shit disturb
a koala if you ask me nicely
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19,
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So he does go in the woods!
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:03,
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So bears really are catholic?
No wonder they're always so grumpy.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04,
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new animals
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the_weird_beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04,
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Your reply to Koala
scares me! Woo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06,
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I
scared myself with hippo
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the_weird_beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08,
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im physically ill
reading the hippo
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22,
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yup
it's also why you rarely see them buy condoms
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06,
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Of course!
It all makes sense now... there must be a way I can profit out of this.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07,
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1. Set up church in the woods 2. market it to the bears 3. Have a collection at your weekly service 4. erm 5. PROFIT!
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34,
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"every bear is sacred ..."
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:11,
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if a bear is wasted
dog gets quite irate
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34,
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dum bee dum dum daaah!
Prum-pitty prum-pitty prum-pitty baDah! I fluffeh
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Pavlovsdog ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:54,
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Thanks to new software available thanks to CSI.....
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:57,
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Hollywood Image enhancement
rocks my tiny foxes sockses. "Quick, enlarge that pixel there... Wait... yes... It's a four hundred page document in someones pocket. Read me that word there..."
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The Neville What what what ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:59,
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we can identify him
from the reflection in lens 275 of that housefly's eye...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:00,
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Do you think if they used it on a really old game like chuckie egg
the graphics would suddenly become detailed and lifelike?
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:02,
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apparently ascii art becomes lifelike
and high definition
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:03,
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Man, I wish I had that software
Dizzy the egg would become a state of the art feast of 3D engineering with bump mapping, volumetric clouds, soft shadows...
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04,
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hehe me too
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07,
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hahahaha !
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08,
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Heh, woo!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08,
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this is my poor version
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:09,
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and they always manage to knock up a realistic 3-d simulation of a crime scene, including extrapolating the lines of vision of the suspects
in under 15 mins
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:11,
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they are good at all sorts of stuff
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:12,
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^ This
Though you forgot that one of them needs to be drinking coffee and looking angry
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13,
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the best is when they search for hairs on a garment
and they are not wearing a hair net. "I've found one... and another... and another..."
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19,
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hahahaha
fantastic
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:10,
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a classic!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13,
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and another pearoast in a thread of my own making
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:02,
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he he
woo!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06,
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arf
*drinks coffee from thora hird mug*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08,
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you mean the nano plays LP's?
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16,
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nonsense!
*get thrown out of b3ta* *comes back in to say woo* *gets arrested under anti-terror laws*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07,
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Arf!
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:17,
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Joanna Lumley taking a dump
while Angela Rippon pulls some pubes out of the plughole
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:49,
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Lumley can't stay off the fucking toilet!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:50,
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haha lovely
thats a nice bathroom too
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mutated monty ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:55,
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mmmmm hot laydeez
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:00,
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pah - that old chestnut...
bindun three times today I believe...*pffft!
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:09,
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Angela
has a fine set o' wobblers :¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:23,
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the pope's loo
a bad pearoast for a not hugely great compo.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42,
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rap compo
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35,
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Vote!
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36,
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how will that help?
are you teh image challenge god? and what's wrong with the old way of randomly suggesting stuff on a random, untimed, thread, which we then vote on later?
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39,
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This, as far as I know (having looked at Frasers posts from yesterday on gc and seeing no vote)
Is the way of voting for a new challenge. This weeks challenge is limited, and last weeks was a bit obvious so made most entries very poor (with some notable exceptions) By having more people give ideas for a compo we can choose better one and have better posts. Im also trying to do as little as I can at work so have thrown myself into b3ta whole heartedly
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:46,
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cool
*suggests*
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:49,
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Is there a list of compos that have already been done?
I don't want to suggest anything similar to a past competition - and I haven't been here very long!
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42,
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yesh
nippy to the front page, click on the "image challenge" button, and it should bring up the list of teh competitions .. alternatively, www.b3ta.com/challenge/
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:44,
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Ta!
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:45,
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Labour gets tough on hecklers
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christhebarker ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:33,
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Tough on OAPs, tough on the causes of OAPs
If they're not locking them up in prison, they're throwing them through theatre doors. Bastards. Woo to the pic!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35,
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well, to be fair
they tried locking them up in prison, but they had to let them go:news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4288530.stm
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43,
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I`ll bet two whole pounds that some government cunt paid that for her
so she didn`t look like a martyr she should find out who paid it via the freedom of information act
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:46,
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listen - don`t slag off the Labour party
that man was obviously a terrorist and was rightly detained under prevention of terrorism laws /books 1-way ticket out of UK
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43,
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..
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:32,
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Well, he seemed happy when he was falling!
How are you JJ?
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:34,
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nice
...
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MrHaze likes to poo ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:34,
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i did that frequently
in ICO.
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35,
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Ico was ace.
Bring on Shadow of Colossus!
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36,
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a
greed!
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tunk ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:44,
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hoorah!
i like that lots.
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mutated monty ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:38,
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heh, and woo.
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sosumi ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39,
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Quick and seamless (NOT!)
But had to be done.
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serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it! ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26,
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Heh! It was crying out for
the ball-squeeze/heil hitler treatment
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29,
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look dad! no seams!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:31,
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Just popped in
there's some quality there! Expect a cherie-based picture after lunch. edit/ every thursday I am confused by the strange bandwagons that half an hour later I realise is the new compo!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:33,
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Bloody hell!
She's actually got her gob shut in on eof them!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39,
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I thought the first picture had been photoshopped
.. what`s with her Coldplay hand sticker thing?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42,
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Toilet Joke number 5 out of 6... (or should that be Number Two?)
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:21,
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1 joke left!
Although there will be many, many more entries than that.Vote for a good compo 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:23,
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and here's number six
ha ha ha! number two!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:24,
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haha!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26,
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Although it isnt a celebrity, It is excellent.
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29,
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And...
Vote for a good compo 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29,
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arf.
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mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:31,
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haha!
one pic a nic basket!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:40,
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yay!
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sosumi ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:38,
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class!
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Purple Onion ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:41,
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Is he looking at Bear Ladies on teh page 3?
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43,
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oooooh...
toilet humour......... oh that was poooo.... ohh it was a piece os piss.....agghhhhh i'm punning by accident.
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PsyreN Bored Sig ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26,
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..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:12,
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David Davis?
Kenneth Clarke? He'll come out guns blazing. Although my money would be on Charles Kennedy coming out with a load of Scots with shotguns.
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:18,
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Oh, and
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:18,
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hahaha! great stuff!
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:22,
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andapearoast of The Law of The Gun
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:24,
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Hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:28,
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hahaha
that am teh woo!
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MrHaze likes to poo ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35,
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Clarse!
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36,
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hahahaha
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gravytrain ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:37,
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hahahhaahha
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Reckless_Rik ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:47,
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yeeeehaw!
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mutated monty ,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42,
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