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[challenge entry] Like all great thinkers Darwin did most of his work on the toilet.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
very clever
woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# hee hee
I'm not sure why that's so funny, but it is
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Pfft!
I think MrBongo seems to have discovered the same theory
www.4rthur.com/board/1810427
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# It's evolution in action!
He must be evolving for when the lightbulb goes in there.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# ha!
noob!!!! :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies and gentelmen, we've found him!


Not exactly "on" the toilet, and maybe not a celebrity, but I've never been one for details... (repost for comp)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
sorry
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:26, archived)
# "it's not easy pooing green"
woo!

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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Top work, Swaz!
Ace shadow and reflections . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)
# literally?
;¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)
# *nods*


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I didn't even know they had moved to wednesdays
I was very confused

/easily amused confused
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)
# ooo
just noticed the reflection - bloody marvellous
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The perfect expression!

Everybody, now....
Why are there so many,
Songs about toilets,
And what's on the other side?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Spawny git
Ha ha

W/Y/H
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrities on Toy Lets, you say?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)
# haha!

well done pun.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)
# it makes me think
yes I like it.
it's great great.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)
# cripes!
they're not cheap!

woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Ever considered it could be radio signals causing this
strange disturbance in your brain? (Woo)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Oh dear that's stretching it further than
Anne Widdecombe's knicker elastic!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Heh heh
acers!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# I've made a weebl icon
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Animated [poorly] (although that would be too big to use as an icon)

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)
# doesnt
move tho
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# i'll animate it then
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)
# There's
life after No. 10...

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)
# excellent
i like, though don't you think he would have sorted his missus face out first!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)
# hehee
*chuckle*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)
# we'll have no more of your lip!

woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# reminds me of an old joke
the story is: liz taylor goes to a clinic in geneva in order to undergo her 48th cosmetic surgery..involving this time her flabby labias.
off course all the clinic staff has been warned that this must remain secret. when she wakes up the next day she finds a huge bouquet of flowers...in fury she calls the surgeon and asks "who the fuck disclosed my presence in this clinic?"
surgeon: "well..err..no one did. the flowers actually come from another patient"..he then picks up the little card that came w/ the bouquet and reads it: "dear liz, i hope you're doing well. thanks for the earlobes. signed nikki lauda"

edit/woo to pic by the way
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)
# :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)
# ta
my first badum-tisssh
(, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
fantastic, the pink rose seems so appropriate!#

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Lost
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)
# by helicopter is easiest
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)
# right
when's the next one due?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)
# hehehe
*chobbachobba chobba chobba*
here comes one now
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# arf
woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# nice
i like it
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# love
that
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
# this film includes some of the most evil cartoons ever
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Shit disturb?
(Still, very nice sound editing there)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:14, archived)
# id shit disturb
a koala if you ask me nicely
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] So he does go in the woods!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:03, archived)
# So bears really are catholic?
No wonder they're always so grumpy.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)
# new animals
www.livejournal.com/users/howwouldyoufuck/

new animals to fook

noon by the way
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Your reply to Koala
scares me! Woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06, archived)
# I
scared myself with hippo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)
# im physically ill
reading the hippo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)
# yup
it's also why you rarely see them buy condoms
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Of course!
It all makes sense now... there must be a way I can profit out of this.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07, archived)
#
1. Set up church in the woods
2. market it to the bears
3. Have a collection at your weekly service
4. erm
5. PROFIT!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)
# "every bear is sacred ..."
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)
# if a bear is wasted
dog gets quite irate
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)
# dum bee dum dum daaah!
Prum-pitty prum-pitty prum-pitty baDah!

I fluffeh
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Thanks to new software available thanks to CSI.....
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Hollywood Image enhancement
rocks my tiny foxes sockses.

"Quick, enlarge that pixel there... Wait... yes... It's a four hundred page document in someones pocket. Read me that word there..."
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)
# we can identify him
from the reflection in lens 275 of that housefly's eye...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Do you think if they used it on a really old game like chuckie egg
the graphics would suddenly become detailed and lifelike?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)
# apparently ascii art becomes lifelike
and high definition
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Man, I wish I had that software
Dizzy the egg would become a state of the art feast of 3D engineering with bump mapping, volumetric clouds, soft shadows...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)
# hehe me too
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha !
..
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Heh, woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)
# this is my poor version
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:09, archived)
# and they always manage to knock up a realistic 3-d simulation of a crime scene, including extrapolating the lines of vision of the suspects
in under 15 mins
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)
# they are good at all sorts of stuff
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:12, archived)
# ^ This
Though you forgot that one of them needs to be drinking coffee and looking angry
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13, archived)
# the best is when they search for hairs on a garment
and they are not wearing a hair net.

"I've found one... and another... and another..."
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:10, archived)
# a classic!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:13, archived)
# and another pearoast in a thread of my own making
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)
# he he
woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:06, archived)
# arf
*drinks coffee from thora hird mug*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)
# you mean the nano plays LP's?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)
# nonsense!
*get thrown out of b3ta*

*comes back in to say woo*
*gets arrested under anti-terror laws*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Joanna Lumley taking a dump
while Angela Rippon pulls some pubes out of the plughole



(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Lumley can't stay off the fucking toilet!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:50, archived)
# haha lovely
thats a nice bathroom too
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:55, archived)
# mmmmm hot laydeez
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)
# pah - that old chestnut...
bindun three times today I believe...

*pffft!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Angela
has a fine set o' wobblers :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)
# the pope's loo

a bad pearoast for a not hugely great compo.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
Woo!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] rap compo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Vote!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# how will that help?
are you teh image challenge god? and what's wrong with the old way of randomly suggesting stuff on a random, untimed, thread, which we then vote on later?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# This, as far as I know (having looked at Frasers posts from yesterday on gc and seeing no vote)
Is the way of voting for a new challenge. This weeks challenge is limited, and last weeks was a bit obvious so made most entries very poor (with some notable exceptions)

By having more people give ideas for a compo we can choose better one and have better posts.

Im also trying to do as little as I can at work so have thrown myself into b3ta whole heartedly
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:46, archived)
# cool
*suggests*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Is there a list of compos that have already been done?
I don't want to suggest anything similar to a past competition - and I haven't been here very long!
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# yesh
nippy to the front page, click on the "image challenge" button, and it should bring up the list of teh competitions

.. alternatively, www.b3ta.com/challenge/
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Ta!
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Labour gets tough on hecklers
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:33, archived)
# Tough on OAPs, tough on the causes of OAPs
If they're not locking them up in prison, they're throwing them through theatre doors.
Bastards. Woo to the pic!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# well, to be fair
they tried locking them up in prison, but they had to let them go:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4288530.stm
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# I`ll bet two whole pounds that some government cunt paid that for her
so she didn`t look like a martyr

she should find out who paid it via the freedom of information act
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:46, archived)
# listen - don`t slag off the Labour party
that man was obviously a terrorist and was rightly detained under prevention of terrorism laws

/books 1-way ticket out of UK
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# ..

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Well, he seemed happy when he was falling!
How are you JJ?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)
# nice
...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)
# i did that frequently
in ICO.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Ico was ace.
Bring on Shadow of Colossus!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# a
greed!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# hoorah!
i like that lots.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# heh, and woo.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Quick and seamless (NOT!)

But had to be done.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Heh! It was crying out for
the ball-squeeze/heil hitler treatment
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# look dad! no seams!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Just popped in
there's some quality there!
Expect a cherie-based picture after lunch.

edit/ every thursday I am confused by the strange bandwagons that half an hour later I realise is the new compo!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:33, archived)
# Bloody hell!

She's actually got her gob shut in on eof them!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# I thought the first picture had been photoshopped
.. what`s with her Coldplay hand sticker thing?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Toilet Joke number 5 out of 6... (or should that be Number Two?)
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# 1 joke left!
Although there will be many, many more entries than that.

Vote for a good compo 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)
# and here's number six
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ha ha ha! number two!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Although it isnt a celebrity, It is excellent.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# And...
Vote for a good compo 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# arf.
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)
# haha!

one pic a nic basket!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# class!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Is he looking at Bear Ladies on teh page 3?

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# oooooh...
toilet humour......... oh that was poooo.... ohh it was a piece os piss.....agghhhhh i'm punning by accident.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# David Davis?
Kenneth Clarke?

He'll come out guns blazing.



Although my money would be on Charles Kennedy coming out with a load of Scots with shotguns.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Oh, and
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha! great stuff!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)
# andapearoast of The Law of The Gun
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
that am teh woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Clarse!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
# hahahhaahha
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:47, archived)
# yeeeehaw!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)

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