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# Dance Bavarian, DANCE!

He almost moves in-time
if you play MC Hammer's
"Can't Touch This".
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)
# awesome.
i love it!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)
# yay
what a jolly German
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Everything goes in time with MC Hammer.
It's like one of those freaky portraits who's eyes follow you everywhere.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)
#
The sign of a good painting when its people’s backs towards you is if the bottoms follow you around the room
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Das ist sehr toll!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Hey! You shot my paw!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:52, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeehaaaawwww, racoon shit
that theres woo sir
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Why thankyew pardner.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:59, archived)
# rosie and jim... the later years
pour femme et homme
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:49, archived)
# oooh
they filmed that right next to me.
:)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:50, archived)
# rosie and jim rosie and jim rosie and jim bla bla bla
i just remember the duck shouting "wank"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:51, archived)
# woo, thats ace
and if you cover up Rosie's head she looks like Rolf Harris
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:50, archived)
# aren't they brother and sister?

incest
incest
incest
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)
# they
are just having a naked hug. thats what jesus would want.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Jesus?
JESUS!?

oh.

That Jesus.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:00, archived)
# nobody fucks with the Jesus!


the dude abides
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# I've been told i'm not allowed to do my own advertising at work
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:44, archived)
# oh for cock's sake
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:46, archived)
# yay!
Excellent, I think this the new Argos campaign isn't it?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:47, archived)
# House of frasers if I have anything to say about it
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:48, archived)
# I predict a large profit
at House of Quavers this year
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:49, archived)
# They DID however let me construct a 7' tall castle of christmas decorations on the shop floor
sadly i'm not allowed to take a camera in
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:52, archived)
# hmmm
take one in disguised as a beard
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:53, archived)
# it's christmasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:47, archived)
#
/unlurks

*slaps*

/relurks
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:51, archived)
#
how rare
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:53, archived)
# You scare me
and I have said that to you too many times
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:47, archived)
# What about
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:00, archived)
# what on earth
is that?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)
# A fetus
with no brain or ossified cranium above the orbits
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)
# That reminds me...
I must go get some chewing gum. MMmmm sugar free!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)
# A family is just for Christmas
not for life.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:56, archived)
# abominable snowman
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# *eats the yellow snow*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)
# oi!
i wanted that

*charges*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)
# You can have
the purple rain.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# erem....
yeah why not

*reverses*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)
# thats great
woo yay
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Woo...
...to ALL your pik-chewers, Connor. I hereby vote for a 'Connor Teim' at some point in the near future, where we all try and imitate your style! :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:24, archived)
# aw
that's lovely *loves*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# he's abominable!
I like him already
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)
# ace.
top drawing there.
looks like Chewbacca in a blizzard
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:39, archived)
# very nice.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:40, archived)
# "Your blind date has arrived, madam.."
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# *kisses with a spade*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# :-D
*imagines*

roflmao's
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Well now
that's a bit upsetting. Excellent dribblage there.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# /mirror
;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:15, archived)
# bleeeeeeeurgh
*throws up*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)
# *kisses...
...with the brass tips of my bullets*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# mmm authentic bukkake dribble
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# I love this
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
teh punnage
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha not seen that one before
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:26, archived)
# you are a genyuss
*bookmarks for that special someone*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:15, archived)
# well on that note
i'm off to bed! night all!

woo and erks!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Nighty night!
:)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Night Miss Tea!
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Oh, my first husband!
You have captured his likeness very well :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
indeed, that thousand yard stare took me ages to replicate. ;)

nice hat, btw.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Thanks
Cocodaye Miasere made it for me, bespoke :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
I wonder if Coco'll do me some trousers, or a nice feather boa?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# My name is spoken and I shall appear!
I can make you some trousers if you like, but they will be pixel based - whats your inside leg?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)
# is that
the monster from lost?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# No, i think he's
"what lies beneath*". ;)

*my bed
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)
# ooh dear
you should write to your Environmental Health Officer at the council, they'll remove it for free.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Surely
he counts as 'Fluffeh Tiem'??! :P

Wooooooo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Seconded!
*fluffs up*

:)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Crikey!
nice :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:34, archived)
# but he can see
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# sigh
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# ha ha
ROFLz n LOLz all the way to a full recovery
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# LOLLERPOPS
But what I want to know is, what is the best medicine for splitting one's sides?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# WAFFLEROLFMAYO
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)
# RAGGLESTACKBAGGERS
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# STICKLEBRICKSLOLA
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# SCALEXTRIC
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)
# glue
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# run
till you get a stitch
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# aww
that's cute

I need some.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# B uy onl1ne
and save mon ey on yor med!c4ti0nz
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)
# yay
nicely shopped
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# but...I need 1kg of funneh
NOW!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Gan te Stark's!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# nurse 1kg of funneh
stat
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# *ODs*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)
# thats too bloody good!
hahahhaa :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)
# yes!
now no one has any excuse for running out of hummus.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:38, archived)
# WARNING:
Stop taking Laughter 25mg immediately if you notice any of the following side effects:

- split sides
- head detachment
- arse detachment
- fits (e.g. rolling on floor)
- likeness to a drain or hyena
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Aw...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# evil little bastards
arn't they!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# totally pointless but it gave me something to do.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:15, archived)
# hurrah
wish i had noticed that!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)
# hehe
i've seen that src pic before...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:36, archived)
# hey
wow, this was one of my personal zoo pics. I hadn't seen the one where he fell off the branch! Nice!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:41, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yum yum yum
*gobbles*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# finished
isketching?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# yeah
my brain starts hurting after about three games
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# yeah
tedium tends to set in
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# yups
dishwasher
blob
blue
circle
spinning
environment?
ermmmmm....
*head a splodes*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Sounds familier
Passes time but can cause the senses to shut down till you become a shell of your former self and have to sit at you computer all day every day spelling words with z instead of s, 3 instead of e and other such nonesense.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# i dunno
what you'r3 talking about, man!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# that man's crazeez
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# pl34s3 shut up
w1th th3 l33t sp34k 0r 1 4m g01ng t0 pwn y0u 1n t3h d00f
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Daniel, please.
If I wanted to be Elite, I'd purchase a joystick and a space flying game...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# ooo
proper words.

*huzzahs*

*Sips tea with little finger raised*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Oooh la la
/adds some brandy

/joins in
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# no brandy for me thankyou
i'm on the vodka

*falls over*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# *picks up*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# yoush knowsh watttts!
i wuv woooooo...... *dribble*

i miss the stats board :'(
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# you have drunken logic down to a T
you had the random love quote and love for all in locality, then you tangented off onto a completely different topic which made you sad

that was fab

*claps*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# *bows*
well i am an actress dontcha know!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# if butter is the devil's spunk
what is lard?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# mindpissed!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# lard is the devils ear wax
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# earwax
I thought that was Bovril...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# WOW!
nice username!!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Mandrill
I used to be a mandrill, then I moved to Leicester. Be back on Friday tho
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Hehey!
Alright Salmon? you coming out at the weekend then?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# get into
exeter at 5ish after a 6 hour coach journey. Will be out on friday, hows the Logic?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# The usual...
...loads of n00bs starting for xmas though...

look what I made just for you!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# ta mate
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Pffft hahahah
made me laugh
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Lard
is the rendered fat of the corpses of diseased mal-treated animals.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Hello Mr Mo.
Are you well?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Much better
now I've eaten this lard sandwich ;)

I'm going to be honest, I've been better, but I'm not bad :) Hope everything's well with you?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# things are looking up :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# yay!
I'm pleased for you mate :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# then what's cheese?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# cheese
a: churned devil spunk?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# So margarine
is less bad for you devil spunk?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# only
marginally so
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# mm I remember that
from Brain Damaged back in 1990....

(but you did illustrate it better)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Nope
It's even older than that... 1986, in the book "How To Be A Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson. An advert just like that one. With the exact same wording.

/smug
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:39, archived)
# No you are wrong!
Margarine is the devil's "spunk"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# long time,
how're you?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# I don't think the margarine marketing board
would say "margarine is the devils spunk" do you?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# well, if his spunk is that good on toast
i bet he gets all teh ladies
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
haha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# And spunk
is the devil's butter
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Butter
the devil you know...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# *coughs*
apostrophe!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# You have read
"How to be a Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson IIRC AICMFP
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# coolaboola
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Yes
it didn't look right and I couldn't quite figure out what was wrong.

If it's any consolation, nobody else has ever spelled my surname correctly. Ever.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# it's about 90% of the time they get it wrong
it's not too bad 'til you get letters from the government and they spell your name wrong...

edit: it's just one of those things I s'pose :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# i shall send it in the post first thing in the morning
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Look at this gurning chimp

NOT shopped
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hah! what a tit
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:41, archived)
# pppsssstt
move the mouth down a bit
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# couldn't be arsed
i have a paper due in two hours ;-)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# and yet your still here.....
dedication ladies and gentlemen right here. ^
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# huzzzar!



whoop!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# ta
:-D
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# WOW WHAT A CRAZY WORLD
PEOPLE WITH CHINZ, LOLZ
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# shut your face you, chod
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# cock up, spatula balls
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# go on GMOS you fight...
...


...yourself...


?!?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:44, archived)
# *right hook*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *falls back*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *pins self to floor*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *rolls about gurning*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# *sits alone arms outstretched await hugs*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# *more hugs*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# ...
are you confused as well mrs T-U-T-T?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# oh, only always.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# hmm...
intresting...


very intersting
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# *huggles*
calm down hunny bunch,

*stokes forehead*

shhh now, shhhhhuhuhuhhhh :P
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *hugs*
*pats out forehead fire*
*hugs again*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# hmmmm
Famous b3tan goes mad.
Ginger Man Blamed.

I can see the headlines already, you should see Mux Clifford
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# tit
a pout and a blurry squint! Top marks that man!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# yes top marks for holding up a camera
and pressing a button

/wanders off as is grumpy tonight
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:44, archived)
# not shopped?
not for long
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Good work
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# TJ
My brother is quite colour blind. He's just started building my website and insists that the bars on top and the lettering is greeny grey. He says that my contrast is "borked". Would you kind people please confirm that it's 'king BLACK?

www.uke-jhb.co.za

(I'm not spamming because nobody on the board lives here 'cept me).

Is anyone up for Acro tonight?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# I'm with him
but I am also colourblind
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# oh blimey
I can't keep arguing about colour with colourblind people!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# True
but if you want any advice on cornering the lucrative colourblind market, then I am your man.




If you brother is unavailiable
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# He came home with purple trousers one day
oh how we laughed.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# pffft
My parents got called into my primary school because they were worried I was being abused because all my paintings were in black and dark blue
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# its black
mmm.. jaffa cakes !
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# edit... i can get such things in the local shop
the convenience !
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# unfortunately we can't
Thanks for the confirmation, connor. I KNOW it's bloody black but I need back up so I can shout at him.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# /patronisingly helpful
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# I'm not yet old enough to be patronised
wait until I lose my teeth and get incontinent :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# *waits*
actually... im tempted to go and buy loads of jaffa cakes.. to mock those in other countries.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# 2
very top greeny grey, underneath is the colour of satan.

sorted
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)
# From his stylesheet:
/* background/border colors for the selected tab */
.TabBg {
background-color: black;

I think that's the bit you're talking about. The black bit.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# gone from the scene
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Very Dali.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Heehee
Viral
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
I love cow puppet shows
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# I don't know what it is...
but i'm scared of it. I bet it gets terribly agressive at milking time.

woo.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# moo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# that's odd in a pleasant way
or pleasant in an odd way ...
or both
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nice :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Pearoast
Of my first ever animation. I was just looking through some stuff on my computer and remembered this. I think I posted it here, but have it again because it took me so god damn long.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:30, archived)
# redex
and dont repost, tis bad

edit: redex gone, but pearoasting is still bad
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Not if it's
about rainbow lorries.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# then they should go here
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Nazis! Run!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# i can only read the word
sex
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# You know
I actually used to think that's where rainbows come from.

That whole water droplets explanation still seems a bit far-fetched to me.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hate to disagree but...
this is actually quite nice. at least it isn't the inside of a toilet.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:36, archived)
# well yes i suppose
but theres no reason why dome people should get away with re-posting when lots dont
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Why not
turn that the other way round?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:39, archived)
# everyone should get away with it
shouting at people isn't nice.
As long as they don't make a habit of doing it in a new thread. I grant you, constantly posting the same image is bad.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# shouting?
whats all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here, this is a local shop!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# You've been to Grenoble and you didn't tell me !!
well, of course you probably don't know me and therefore don't know I live there, but still !
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# You forgot the orange!
thats 30 years in jail
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Orange is the only one
that has a half-intensity RGB component, therefore it shouldn't be included anyway.

It's only convention that the colours of the rainbow are thought of as they are, because of the way Isaac Newton's assistant described them back in the 16th century. One could just as well include "lime" since it is a continuum. It just happens that yellow is sufficiently different in perception from red to seem to warrant something in between.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# pearoast or not
I still like it and I haven't seen it before
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Guess I've been eating Corn on the Cob again.


Is there ever a bad time for scatalogical comedy?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# 'I love the block images from this server' button
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:27, archived)
# good point
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
very crap i know but i havnt posted for a while, and probably wont again after this.Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# ????????
??      ??       ??       ??????????????      ????????????           ???
?? ??? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
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? ? ?? ?? ??
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# having fun?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Arf
Damn Emos!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# AOL
LOLZ
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# allways off line?
Maybe thats the joke and the emo stuff is to put us off the scent.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# OMG
AIMBOT.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:28, archived)
# bigger
etc...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# St. Emo's night again already?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# points and laughs at the person using AOL
ahahahhahahaha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Emo
Do the Cool New People with cool names like Leo and Grady get on with the Emo's?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:22, archived)
# my name's leo
am I cool?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Too cool
for school. Do you get on with EMo's. Or do you find them to be a bunch of whiney knobs like we all do?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# ps
I like the chiselled beard. V. nice
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# the guys piss me off
but as soon as a girl feels insecure near me my hero complex kicks in and I start showering them with compliments to cheer them up, end up flirting, pulling them and eventually being told "you're just too perfect, but i can't be with you because...." followed by them saying they're married, engaged, turned gay or leaving the country.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# you fucking whore
LOLZ
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:33, archived)
# It's happened 4 times since april
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:35, archived)
# you sicken me
ROLF'S MAYO
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# ^ ^
that
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:35, archived)
# I have that blood disease, you know
'emophillia
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:36, archived)
# come on, i thought that was pretty clever....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# i was watching a comedy show on rte...
so er

arf..

(happy now?)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:44, archived)
# This is all wrong
in so many ways
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:56, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# woo!
i look forward to seeing your pics, there always inspireing (spelling?)

EDIT: your pics are sooooooo amazing, how come (apart from 2) their never FP'd?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# yay!
cheers - i am pleased with this pic - its better in full view :o)

edit : i'm not sure why i dont get fp's i think that b3ta is more a funny site - and i do more odd pics! :o) but thanks - i'm glad you like them!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# from memory they have to be no wider than 280 pixels....
or something...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# yeah your right
but my 2 fp's were resized by the magic fp monkey - i'm not really sure my stuff is FPish anyway! the fp's are always great! :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:33, archived)
# hahahaha! i love your profile
picture after picture of deformed, rotting corpses and malignant beasties previously inconceived by man!

and at the bottom is hugh grant.

genius.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# well the worst till last!
gets people's nerves ready for the ultimate evil :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:41, archived)
# it's the size, and that's it
that damnable 280px wide limit. otherwise you'd be a regular on the FP ;-)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# mind
pissed

:-)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:30, archived)
# he does tend to have that effect
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# like wise!
:o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Nice tights.
I want some.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# you can have mine
ive finished with them now :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Hey!
You promised me those when you were done, I've been waiting months!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# bugger!
i forgot about that! :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Tights is not a euphemism
for condoms.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# well theres one of them on the
radiator :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# A light on Broadway for
every broken dream, love.

Woo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# heheh
:o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# That's a great one Rev
woo yay
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# i thank ya!
:o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# impressive stuff
looks like a clue to something
never sure which bits are shopped...so that must be a good thing :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# yay!
well that is very cool! :o) the shopped bits are the girl, the cat, the mouse, the angel, the condom, the candels, the wax, the syringe, the rain, the clouds, the water drops on the window :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:21, archived)
# so................
is it easier to ask what ISNT shopped?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# hehehehe
good point! theres a link down there to the original :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:28, archived)
# total shite!
have your self a turner prize tawt!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# "you nobby no mates cunt of a computer geek with no fucking life!"
haha
it must be ironic. no one would be such a cunt and stupid otherwise.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaa
i like you! :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Great stuff as ever, Rev.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# i thank you sir!
:o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Very nice
ghostkitty runs away with all the seams ;)

I wonder what you all changed in the original pic. I like the candles and the rain...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
#
this is the original www.deviantart.com/deviation/5342867/ :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Ha! You didn't even add the hole/black thing! ;)


Devian Tart, I should've know...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:35, archived)
# :o)
i liked the hole - it looked good - i usually use a mix of devart and sxc.hu :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# *likes*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
# yay!
hows you! havent seen u on here in ages! :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Does that cat have horns?
Nice pic, looks like a scene from a computer game like res evil. Moody dark and spooky.

as per usual a harty woo from me Rev.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# its pure shite!
SHITE I SAY!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# knew i was ignoring you for a reason
*re clicks*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# sorry nonce
was you talking to me?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# compo it
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# That's Nonce Sense.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:58, archived)
# hahah no horns on that cat!
but a good idea for the future! i must have a look at resident evil one day! i think i'd like it! :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# The films are er watchable.
but the games are always good for a bit of spookyness. Wandering into a room to find chairs and table spread everywhere with a body dismembered and slumpt in a corner is a lovely experiance.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# mmm yum!
:o) i need to get a play station or something :o)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# I saw this and thought of you...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha woo!
/ning all, how do?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# mmm
mmm crabsticks...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# mmm...
fish surimi...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# 2kg?
mmmm
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Bonus advanced crab substitute.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# hahah
I love that that picture is a serving suggestion, crab stick platter madam?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# I've seen better.
For instance the orange juice carton where the suggestion is to serve it in a glass, and the suggestion on the pack of wafer thin smoked ham which seems to imply one is expected to use the entire packet in a single two-inch-thick sandwich.

And of course the ubiquitous breakfast cereal suggestion. I would never have thought of putting milk on it if they hadn't pointed it out.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Also on a Tesco milk carton:
"Allergy advice: contains milk"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# On a packet of sainsburys cashew nuts...
"this product may contain nut traces"

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# True
Seen similar on peanuts too
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Damn them..
... putting milk in peanuts.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I don't know where
but I once saw a serving suggestion corner on a box which displayed the various sacks of powder it had in it...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# no need to shop,
found this on google image search.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Also not shopped:

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
he's so happy to be cut, chopped, baked and eaten.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Maybe he did it
to all his corny friends.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Psycho corn
amaizeing. arf arf!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
#
Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Now I have have Kaiser Chiefs in Google auto-complete
*groan*

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:30, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Tres bien!
Le arf!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# repost time
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un beurre
Beurre
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Hishty Pish TIme

More:
Ventura

While trying to find a good source pic of the man himself, I found some piss poor lookalikes:
Hish?
Pish?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# haha yesh!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Woo
Best post ever!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# hehe
the second one is the worst... the first one kinda looks like him - when the jpeg is only half loaded mind you.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# woo to the pic
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
shmashing
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Shirley you can't be sherious?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Bravo!~
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Shexy
shtuff.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Hah hah
Speshial.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Yummy
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# waaay too subtle
compo it
gently
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I love mspaint
It has the clap and eats Pot Noodle.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# he's me, brain the size of a planet
woo-ing a paint mash. And you think you're depressed.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Haha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)

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