Dance Bavarian, DANCE!
He almost moves in-time
if you play MC Hammer's
"Can't Touch This".
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:55,
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He almost moves in-time
if you play MC Hammer's
"Can't Touch This".
Everything goes in time with MC Hammer.
It's like one of those freaky portraits who's eyes follow you everywhere.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:58,
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The sign of a good painting when its people’s backs towards you is if the bottoms follow you around the room
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01,
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rosie and jim rosie and jim rosie and jim bla bla bla
i just remember the duck shouting "wank"
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:51,
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woo, thats ace
and if you cover up Rosie's head she looks like Rolf Harris
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:50,
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they
are just having a naked hug. thats what jesus would want.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:57,
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I've been told i'm not allowed to do my own advertising at work
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:44,
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They DID however let me construct a 7' tall castle of christmas decorations on the shop floor
sadly i'm not allowed to take a camera in
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:52,
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That reminds me...
I must go get some chewing gum. MMmmm sugar free!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09,
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Woo...
...to ALL your pik-chewers, Connor. I hereby vote for a 'Connor Teim' at some point in the near future, where we all try and imitate your style! :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:24,
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Oh, my first husband!
You have captured his likeness very well :-)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:17,
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hahaha
indeed, that thousand yard stare took me ages to replicate. ;)
nice hat, btw.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:18,
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nice hat, btw.
Hurrah!
I wonder if Coco'll do me some trousers, or a nice feather boa?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22,
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My name is spoken and I shall appear!
I can make you some trousers if you like, but they will be pixel based - whats your inside leg?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:31,
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ooh dear
you should write to your Environmental Health Officer at the council, they'll remove it for free.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:22,
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LOLLERPOPS
But what I want to know is, what is the best medicine for splitting one's sides?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06,
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WARNING:
Stop taking Laughter 25mg immediately if you notice any of the following side effects:
- split sides
- head detachment
- arse detachment
- fits (e.g. rolling on floor)
- likeness to a drain or hyena
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:15,
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- split sides
- head detachment
- arse detachment
- fits (e.g. rolling on floor)
- likeness to a drain or hyena
hey
wow, this was one of my personal zoo pics. I hadn't seen the one where he fell off the branch! Nice!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:41,
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yups
dishwasher
blob
blue
circle
spinning
environment?
ermmmmm....
*head a splodes*
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50,
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blob
blue
circle
spinning
environment?
ermmmmm....
*head a splodes*
Sounds familier
Passes time but can cause the senses to shut down till you become a shell of your former self and have to sit at you computer all day every day spelling words with z instead of s, 3 instead of e and other such nonesense.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55,
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pl34s3 shut up
w1th th3 l33t sp34k 0r 1 4m g01ng t0 pwn y0u 1n t3h d00f
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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Daniel, please.
If I wanted to be Elite, I'd purchase a joystick and a space flying game...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06,
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ooo
proper words.
*huzzahs*
*Sips tea with little finger raised*
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09,
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*huzzahs*
*Sips tea with little finger raised*
yoush knowsh watttts!
i wuv woooooo...... *dribble*
i miss the stats board :'(
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51,
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i miss the stats board :'(
you have drunken logic down to a T
you had the random love quote and love for all in locality, then you tangented off onto a completely different topic which made you sad
that was fab
*claps*
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53,
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that was fab
*claps*
Mandrill
I used to be a mandrill, then I moved to Leicester. Be back on Friday tho
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50,
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get into
exeter at 5ish after a 6 hour coach journey. Will be out on friday, hows the Logic?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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The usual...
...loads of n00bs starting for xmas though...
look what I made just for you!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00,
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look what I made just for you!
Lard
is the rendered fat of the corpses of diseased mal-treated animals.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52,
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Much better
now I've eaten this lard sandwich ;)
I'm going to be honest, I've been better, but I'm not bad :) Hope everything's well with you?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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I'm going to be honest, I've been better, but I'm not bad :) Hope everything's well with you?
mm I remember that
from Brain Damaged back in 1990....
(but you did illustrate it better)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48,
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(but you did illustrate it better)
Nope
It's even older than that... 1986, in the book "How To Be A Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson. An advert just like that one. With the exact same wording.
/smug
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:39,
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/smug
I don't think the margarine marketing board
would say "margarine is the devils spunk" do you?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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well, if his spunk is that good on toast
i bet he gets all teh ladies
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50,
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You have read
"How to be a Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson IIRC AICMFP
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:05,
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Yes
it didn't look right and I couldn't quite figure out what was wrong.
If it's any consolation, nobody else has ever spelled my surname correctly. Ever.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08,
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If it's any consolation, nobody else has ever spelled my surname correctly. Ever.
it's about 90% of the time they get it wrong
it's not too bad 'til you get letters from the government and they spell your name wrong...
edit: it's just one of those things I s'pose :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11,
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edit: it's just one of those things I s'pose :)
and yet your still here.....
dedication ladies and gentlemen right here. ^
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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*huggles*
calm down hunny bunch,
*stokes forehead*
shhh now, shhhhhuhuhuhhhh :P
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45,
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*stokes forehead*
shhh now, shhhhhuhuhuhhhh :P
hmmmm
Famous b3tan goes mad.
Ginger Man Blamed.
I can see the headlines already, you should see Mux Clifford
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53,
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Ginger Man Blamed.
I can see the headlines already, you should see Mux Clifford
yes top marks for holding up a camera
and pressing a button
/wanders off as is grumpy tonight
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:44,
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/wanders off as is grumpy tonight
TJ
My brother is quite colour blind. He's just started building my website and insists that the bars on top and the lettering is greeny grey. He says that my contrast is "borked". Would you kind people please confirm that it's 'king BLACK?
www.uke-jhb.co.za
(I'm not spamming because nobody on the board lives here 'cept me).
Is anyone up for Acro tonight?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45,
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www.uke-jhb.co.za
(I'm not spamming because nobody on the board lives here 'cept me).
Is anyone up for Acro tonight?
oh blimey
I can't keep arguing about colour with colourblind people!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49,
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True
but if you want any advice on cornering the lucrative colourblind market, then I am your man.
If you brother is unavailiable
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51,
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If you brother is unavailiable
pffft
My parents got called into my primary school because they were worried I was being abused because all my paintings were in black and dark blue
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55,
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edit... i can get such things in the local shop
the convenience !
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49,
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unfortunately we can't
Thanks for the confirmation, connor. I KNOW it's bloody black but I need back up so I can shout at him.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52,
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I'm not yet old enough to be patronised
wait until I lose my teeth and get incontinent :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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*waits*
actually... im tempted to go and buy loads of jaffa cakes.. to mock those in other countries.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59,
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2
very top greeny grey, underneath is the colour of satan.
sorted
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:07,
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sorted
From his stylesheet:
/* background/border colors for the selected tab */
.TabBg {
background-color: black;
I think that's the bit you're talking about. The black bit.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27,
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.TabBg {
background-color: black;
I think that's the bit you're talking about. The black bit.
I don't know what it is...
but i'm scared of it. I bet it gets terribly agressive at milking time.
woo.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:42,
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woo.
that's odd in a pleasant way
or pleasant in an odd way ...
or both
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47,
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or both
Pearoast
Of my first ever animation. I was just looking through some stuff on my computer and remembered this. I think I posted it here, but have it again because it took me so god damn long.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:30,
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redex
and dont repost, tis bad
edit: redex gone, but pearoasting is still bad
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:31,
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edit: redex gone, but pearoasting is still bad
You know
I actually used to think that's where rainbows come from.
That whole water droplets explanation still seems a bit far-fetched to me.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37,
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That whole water droplets explanation still seems a bit far-fetched to me.
hate to disagree but...
this is actually quite nice. at least it isn't the inside of a toilet.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:36,
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well yes i suppose
but theres no reason why dome people should get away with re-posting when lots dont
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:38,
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everyone should get away with it
shouting at people isn't nice.
As long as they don't make a habit of doing it in a new thread. I grant you, constantly posting the same image is bad.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40,
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As long as they don't make a habit of doing it in a new thread. I grant you, constantly posting the same image is bad.
shouting?
whats all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here, this is a local shop!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:43,
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You've been to Grenoble and you didn't tell me !!
well, of course you probably don't know me and therefore don't know I live there, but still !
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46,
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Orange is the only one
that has a half-intensity RGB component, therefore it shouldn't be included anyway.
It's only convention that the colours of the rainbow are thought of as they are, because of the way Isaac Newton's assistant described them back in the 16th century. One could just as well include "lime" since it is a continuum. It just happens that yellow is sufficiently different in perception from red to seem to warrant something in between.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:43,
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It's only convention that the colours of the rainbow are thought of as they are, because of the way Isaac Newton's assistant described them back in the 16th century. One could just as well include "lime" since it is a continuum. It just happens that yellow is sufficiently different in perception from red to seem to warrant something in between.
Guess I've been eating Corn on the Cob again.
Is there ever a bad time for scatalogical comedy?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:25,
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Is there ever a bad time for scatalogical comedy?
sorry
very crap i know but i havnt posted for a while, and probably wont again after this.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:18,
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????????
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:20,
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?? ?? ?? ?????????????? ???????????? ???
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allways off line?
Maybe thats the joke and the emo stuff is to put us off the scent.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:23,
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Emo
Do the Cool New People with cool names like Leo and Grady get on with the Emo's?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:22,
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Too cool
for school. Do you get on with EMo's. Or do you find them to be a bunch of whiney knobs like we all do?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:25,
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the guys piss me off
but as soon as a girl feels insecure near me my hero complex kicks in and I start showering them with compliments to cheer them up, end up flirting, pulling them and eventually being told "you're just too perfect, but i can't be with you because...." followed by them saying they're married, engaged, turned gay or leaving the country.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29,
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i was watching a comedy show on rte...
so er
arf..
(happy now?)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:44,
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arf..
(happy now?)
woo!
i look forward to seeing your pics, there always inspireing (spelling?)
EDIT: your pics are sooooooo amazing, how come (apart from 2) their never FP'd?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:11,
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EDIT: your pics are sooooooo amazing, how come (apart from 2) their never FP'd?
yay!
cheers - i am pleased with this pic - its better in full view :o)
edit : i'm not sure why i dont get fp's i think that b3ta is more a funny site - and i do more odd pics! :o) but thanks - i'm glad you like them!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:12,
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edit : i'm not sure why i dont get fp's i think that b3ta is more a funny site - and i do more odd pics! :o) but thanks - i'm glad you like them!
from memory they have to be no wider than 280 pixels....
or something...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29,
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yeah your right
but my 2 fp's were resized by the magic fp monkey - i'm not really sure my stuff is FPish anyway! the fp's are always great! :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:33,
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hahahaha! i love your profile
picture after picture of deformed, rotting corpses and malignant beasties previously inconceived by man!
and at the bottom is hugh grant.
genius.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40,
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and at the bottom is hugh grant.
genius.
well the worst till last!
gets people's nerves ready for the ultimate evil :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:41,
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it's the size, and that's it
that damnable 280px wide limit. otherwise you'd be a regular on the FP ;-)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:29,
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Hey!
You promised me those when you were done, I've been waiting months!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:15,
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impressive stuff
looks like a clue to something
never sure which bits are shopped...so that must be a good thing :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:14,
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never sure which bits are shopped...so that must be a good thing :)
yay!
well that is very cool! :o) the shopped bits are the girl, the cat, the mouse, the angel, the condom, the candels, the wax, the syringe, the rain, the clouds, the water drops on the window :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:21,
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hehehehe
good point! theres a link down there to the original :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:28,
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"you nobby no mates cunt of a computer geek with no fucking life!"
haha
it must be ironic. no one would be such a cunt and stupid otherwise.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:19,
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it must be ironic. no one would be such a cunt and stupid otherwise.
Very nice
ghostkitty runs away with all the seams ;)
I wonder what you all changed in the original pic. I like the candles and the rain...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:16,
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I wonder what you all changed in the original pic. I like the candles and the rain...
this is the original www.deviantart.com/deviation/5342867/ :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:19,
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Ha! You didn't even add the hole/black thing! ;)
Devian Tart, I should've know...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:35,
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Devian Tart, I should've know...
:o)
i liked the hole - it looked good - i usually use a mix of devart and sxc.hu :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:40,
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Does that cat have horns?
Nice pic, looks like a scene from a computer game like res evil. Moody dark and spooky.
as per usual a harty woo from me Rev.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17,
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as per usual a harty woo from me Rev.
hahah no horns on that cat!
but a good idea for the future! i must have a look at resident evil one day! i think i'd like it! :o)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:24,
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The films are er watchable.
but the games are always good for a bit of spookyness. Wandering into a room to find chairs and table spread everywhere with a body dismembered and slumpt in a corner is a lovely experiance.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:26,
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hahah
I love that that picture is a serving suggestion, crab stick platter madam?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:07,
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I've seen better.
For instance the orange juice carton where the suggestion is to serve it in a glass, and the suggestion on the pack of wafer thin smoked ham which seems to imply one is expected to use the entire packet in a single two-inch-thick sandwich.
And of course the ubiquitous breakfast cereal suggestion. I would never have thought of putting milk on it if they hadn't pointed it out.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:09,
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And of course the ubiquitous breakfast cereal suggestion. I would never have thought of putting milk on it if they hadn't pointed it out.
On a packet of sainsburys cashew nuts...
"this product may contain nut traces"
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:17,
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I don't know where
but I once saw a serving suggestion corner on a box which displayed the various sacks of powder it had in it...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:37,
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hehe
the second one is the worst... the first one kinda looks like him - when the jpeg is only half loaded mind you.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:01,
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he's me, brain the size of a planet
woo-ing a paint mash. And you think you're depressed.
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