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NSFW APPARENTLY.

Right, so I was selling stuff on ebay a few months ago, Libertines mp3 cds (which may I add were uncopyrighted)

I sold one to this monkeybasher bloke, and now he's gone and stolen my listing word for word, as well as hotlinking the images.

I couldn't resist changing them my end.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/libertines-babyshambles-sessions-pete-docherty_W0QQitemZ4794283936QQcategoryZ30146QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

(p0rk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

haha, nice work there

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

But a NSFW warning.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

you`re a bad man for posting such a post

.. so I`ll pretend I didn`t laugh

- it`ll need a NSFW warning type thing though ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

too tame...

You should have gone all the way.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

i'd of goatse'd it

but that'd just be silly

(p0rk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

He'll probably sell more now than you did ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

you'll probably earn him a fortune...

being gay = no kids = loads of money for porn*

*probably

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AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

Set up a new ebay account

and bid £250,000,000,000 for them!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

I've already had my mate bid, then retract...

so he can't edit it.

(p0rk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

clever

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

i didn't know it worked like that

you* learn something new everyday!

*I

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grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:59, archived)

Nice work

Whats the Isle of Wight like then?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

full of old people

and inbreds.

(p0rk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Woo

An ever growing army of mutants and the undead for you then

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

hahahah

thats class

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

Hahaha

Serves him right. Wonder how long it'll take for him to twig.

But of course... he might leave you... *gasp* NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!!! AAARGH!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

NICE ONE! :D

Tho I see no NSFW problem.

Unless that translates as 'someone looking over my shoulder might
think I'm one of them' of course.

NSFW

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..wil, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

I don't know where you work

but getting caught apparently surfing ebay for gay porn on company time wouldn't be too safe at my company.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:51, archived)

Bastards!!

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..wil, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:07, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant!

(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

HAH!

I love seeing hotlinking scum get whacked.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

excellent work!

if he bought one from you, you must have his address right? I'd post him a dead kitten if I were you.

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grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:57, archived)

Trying to make this for work

I know, I know...it doesn't need to be good or anything but I can't work out how to keep the background colours flat when I save it in ImageReady.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

hahaha.. spiffing

what program are you using?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Raaahhh!!!

Ninja edit!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

ahh in oven ready, you`ve got little tabs along the top of the image/anim

make sure you click from the normal view to the optimised view

then make sure the optimise tools are showing, and you can turn on/off dithering, and set all teh palette options.. should sort you out as you see what will be saved before you save it

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Yeah

been doing that but can't get it to work.

Oooh!, Actually. Changing it from'custom' to 'perceptual' did the trick. I forgot to fiddle with that. Haven't played with those before.

Ta muchly.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

I dunno what any of them do, and just click like mad :)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

The finished result.

Thanks.

My boss asked me to find something for her powerpoint presentation to illustrate the fact that the supply chain manager keeps chasing her to release batches for him to send out.

She was probably expecting a bit of clipart but she's getting this.

Now to start on the 'demand team scheduler always phoning her to see when batches will be ready to send' picture!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

hahaha

brill

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

excellent!

I like the way the lighting changes on
his arm.

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:48, archived)

I'd tell you where I got it from

but you'd only get the song stuck in your head and not thank me for it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

it was a good song before it was adopted by the chav masses

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:54, archived)

^this

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:55, archived)

you oldie you

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:56, archived)

Yes

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:58, archived)

great movement

what are you making it with?

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mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Photoshop/ImageReady

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

try using no dither

and trying different colour palettes in the optimisation window, maybe

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mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

yeah that "perceptual" palette seems to do the trick most of the time

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

hehehe

did you leave dithering on?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

Yes

but turning it off seems to screw up the colours of the faces.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

play a little with the different palettes

such as adaptive/exact/perceptual etc.

it that doens't help, add some more colours to the palette

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

it may do as GIF only supports 256 colours, but as the background isn`t crazy with colours, it could be that the colours setting in the optimise doofer is set to 128 or 64

edit: isn`t crazy with colours - it`s flat colours

damn I need to read what I type

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

now I understand it too ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

Use diffusion dither.

It looks like you used "pattern".
Edit: actually, you just want flat colours, and it's dithering them? How odd.
If the background for some reason isn't flat colour to start with, sending the background through photoshop's posterise filter (on the "image" menu) should fix that. Or maybe you've got the web pallete on, and so it's turning flat colour into two different "web-safe" colours, dithered.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

^ nice use of filters

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

*starts shopping a rikmunk*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Pfft!

*waits*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:48, archived)

Well the background was flat colours

and selected from the web colours palette.

meh. I need to make more use of my Photoshop for dummies book.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

Oh, I see, you were stuck on "custom".

That's just a saved set of colours from the last image you opened, or the last image you saved, or something like that, I forget. Wouldn't have contained any of the exact colours used in the background of the new image, so that's why it ended up dithered.
By the way I recommend the built-in online help, it's very good.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Aaaah!

I'll remember that in future.

So what does 'perceptual' mean?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

Perceptual

Creates a custom palette by giving priority to colors for which the human eye has greater sensitivity.

Selective

Creates a color table similar to the Perceptual color table, but favoring broad areas of color and the preservation of Web colors. This option usually produces images with the greatest color integrity.

Adaptive

Creates a palette by sampling the colors from the spectrum appearing most commonly in the image. For example, an RGB image with only the colors green and blue produces a palette made primarily of greens and blues. Most images concentrate colors in particular areas of the spectrum. To control a palette more precisely, first select a part of the image containing the colors you want to emphasize. Photoshop weights the conversion toward these colors.

/help menu

Hmm, I might have been completely wrong about custom, it says it's the same as adaptive. Meh. I always use perceptual. Unless I edit the colour table, which makes it into custom.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

I'll probably just stick with perceptual

until the next time something goes wrong and I'm forced to try stuff out.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:47, archived)

it means it`s all done with mirrors and elastic bands

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

That explains

why the kittens keep attacking it then.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

good old memes

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

haha, nice one

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

woo!

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

oowrrrhrhhh

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Bastard!

My first bandwagon, too!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

sorry

i'm a well experienced bandwagoner

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

Shit, I am too late

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

Gah, mindpiss

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

mindpissus maximus

too slow man, much too slow ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Is there a reason you're wasting new threads with these?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

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..wil, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

this is the best one yet

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

woo!

keep it going...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

these really aren't worth a pile of new threads

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

and another one

dno why really...

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:43, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

Huzzah!

Most top shop!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

very nicely done!

woo yay!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

busily making a hat to make people cringe

the amazongirl had to go and piss in my mind two topics down. ;)
.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

Sorry

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

my dad stayed at a hostel with him once

before he was famous

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abaddon, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

woo yay bloodwee

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

hehehe IT'S HAT TIME!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

woo

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< you, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

that gives me the fucking `orn

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

i still love that one

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

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< you, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

We need that little bug girl that usually

strokes a rabbit, but replacing the rabbit with a cock.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Hmmm

is it possible to use a CSS {position:relative; top:10px;} to position the hat so it obscures the icon, thereby replacing the icon with something of your own devising?

/edit:
OK, maybe not 10px exactly, and maybe -10px (or whatever) - I always get confused with relative positioning

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

before her ninja edit

she was going to make a gullotine

like this

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

made one a while ago...

kitten guilotine. (~350k, before i knew what i was doing)

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Jews?

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

gettin a bit excessive?

...pass

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

..etc

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

woo

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Don't do that!

It's funny when RAND does it...
/hate bandwagons

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

I hope to make an animated guillotine someday

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

i love hats - they're the bestest! woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

pfft

never seen that one

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

*digs out*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Sweet

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

i have tons of them

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

hey

off topic, but did you ever make the new Chad I requested?

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xHellfire was here on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

oh crikey!

some other time perhaps - i'm have a very bad time atm :/

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

yeah those cash machines are right bastards

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

i'd laugh, if only my dad hadn't been mad redundant today. *sigh*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

oh cuntymints to that.. fantastic timing on the part of the company

bastards

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

sorry to hear that.

gives big hug.x

(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

I would post my hat

but I fear it would knock my already teetering transfer limit over the edge, after I linked to that mpeg earlier...

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

stick it up warrens-anus, ukdragon, or b3tards

easy peasy

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

me made that :-)

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< you, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

Coolio

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

you sure did

*hug*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

actualy you made them

i just animated them :-p

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< you, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

haha

well it's all very much appreciated

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

Awww, poor raccoon

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

*hears a hollow "klonk" sound when it hits*

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Crab!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

*tests*- edit/ Hurrah! :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

hhaha

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Evil

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

I adjusted your hat

Hope you don't mind.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

You've erased some skin

but yay, ill do it myself later

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

apologies

I must have chopped it when changing the layer size.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

I adjusted your hat

Hope you ~~don't~~ mind.

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

i'm a little confused

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

Huzzah, lovely axe-action.

(Andy-, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

The Illustrated Dangers of Japanese Porn

Well I thought it was SFW

No. 5: Rubik Pubes

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

I think I am noticing a theme here....

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Spaniels Ears, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

I don't..

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Damn those japanese pixles

Always getting in your way!

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

interesting

how long did it take you to find a suitable source pic?

(qdamik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Woo!

Even tho I er... don't get it. Why would I?

Er...

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Hhaha

nice.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

oooh no no no no

even with teh Rubik it`s still dodgy as fuck, mate

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

well i have now got the sack!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

I have learned not to GIS "sack".

Especially when some cock has turned off safesearch.

(qdamik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

Sorry,

i couldn't find any decent pr0n on your computer :)

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

teach you to trust b3tans to be sensible!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

Awww

he's vere cute :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

hehe

*wobble*
his face makes it ace for me! :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Woo!

Top stuff!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

haha that`s top

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

Crazy Hammer!

He just can't shake it off!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

hahahahahahah

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

hee

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

I love

your hat

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

thankoo!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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< you, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

This is SERIOUSLY

NSFW. Please linky.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

I dont really get the whole NSFW thing. If my boss caught me on b3ta at work I would get a rollocking - pr0n or otherwise!

although he would probably like teh pr0n more than me, the dirty bastard

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

this

(qdamik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

some of the IT people trawl through internet access records and caches at work

so you`ll get naughty filenames come up, which is the first signal, then they go and trawl through the files..

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

so surely dodgy filenames are the problem, rather than dodgy images?

(qdamik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

nah just the first sign that somebody`s internet access should be checked

they regular filter our place, looking for gambling sites and stuff as we take a lot of credit card numbers

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Well where I work

there are about a million people sitting around me in a cube farm. It's not that no one surfs; but no one surfs for pr0n.

And over the shoulder, this looks suspiciously like pr0n.

It should be linked.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Well

I've linkified it now, you can relax. I did take great care to pick an image that didn't show anything n0rty though!

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

pfft

you probably made it worse then

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

maybe you shyould avoid b3ta when you are supposed to be doing work then?

Is it just me, or is this like people moaning about getting speeding fines.

If you werent speeding, you wouldnt get the fine in the first place ;)

/refluffs

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

MAYBE

YOU should not talk. This is how it's done, and arguing about it is making me unfluffy.

:P

edit: nevemind, it's no big deal. I merely call em as I see 'em

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

MAYBE YOU should GO to /talk

100% SFW

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

Nah...

don't think so.

:D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

shh you two

unless you want to go and stand in the gay corner...TOGETHER

with no lube

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

narf narf narf

and me, without my butter.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

haha sorry.

No offence meant. Just palying the childish 'backchat'. When Rik is telling me off I know it's time to go home! ;)

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

fuck.. don`t listen to me

*wanks over an otter*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

can I join in?

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

the front page gets the most traffic on b3ta

and you don`t see baps or noony on there!

:p

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

Apart from

the spunking bear's cock, of course?

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

hahaha

damn your powers of observation.. I missed it due to bad eyesight

..`nuff said

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Let's see

Does the bear look conspicous enough to bee confused for pron ACROSS a crowded business floor?

NO

Does a girl TOUCHING HERSELF (even WITH a wonderful pixelation) look like pr0n from acros the room?

YES

end of story.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

She's not touching herself, even in the source pic

apart from covering up a nork. Maybe it's your imagination that's NSFW?

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

second this

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

I made the anim

when I should have been working... ahh the joys of beig your own boss!

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

I thought it was just me

ANARCHY!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

This

You're making Blobcat cry

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

I should repeat myself

being as fluffy as possible.

This is NSFW. I can't even scroll past it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

I always figure if you're naive enough

to go looking at fairly unmoderated board at work you deserve to get caught looking at something like goatse, cartoons of characters shitting on each other, tub girl, lemon party or any other content that requires mindbleach.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

make us a cherie blair pic ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

Heh

She just has one of those faces doesn't she?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

is it you, Sigma Chutney Breath?

edit: heh and "hairy ballbag"

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

Since I don't know what that means

I'm going to have to say no?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

ack bums

never mind then

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

unshopped...

it seems the people maintaining the gardens at my office are protecting some of the plants from frost... so now every day we have to walk past a selection of oversized spliffs...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

they'll suffocate..

(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

bloody hell

(finds giant lighter)

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abaddon, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

/passes lighter

Take one big toke

/falls over

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

*passes giant ash tray*

*takes big toke*

*also falls over*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

*gets roasted alive by giant cherry*

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abaddon, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:54, archived)

/Gets Munchies

/Eats giant cherry

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

the last time i posted this half of you went aaaaah

and the other half were baying for blood

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

aaaaaaah

*bays*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

Aaaah!

Blood!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

awww

blood

Hat test - adjusted for Amazongirl

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)

Hahaha..... He needs.....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha

loveley

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

Another doodle

Click for whole thing

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

This is a surprising turn for you

Your stuff usually consists of characters shitting in other character's mouths, characters shitting on other characters or just simply characters shitting. Does this mean you're going soft?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

The shitting stuff has just been the last few days.

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

That must have taken ages

Were you bored at work/school/prison/whatever?

Edit: Oh and sorry, it am lully, have a woo :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

I did it in class.

It took like 15 minutes. I didn't really know what to draw, so I just quickly doodled crap all over the page.

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

nice

Some of your stuff reminds me of Ren & Stimpy - which is most definately a good thing

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

cracking moobs

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

As the actress said to the bishop

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

Here, have some vaseline

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

nice

moobs.

he seems rightfully proud.

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mrRush, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

i think

he served me lunch yesterday

his milk was sour

(woo, btw)

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

My dad

proberly looks like that now

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

Woo

You've probably epitomized 'party-line' chatters with this one image. Which isn't a bad thing if you like hairy-moobed middle-aged truck drivers.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

looks a bit like charles clarke

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grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

nah

the ears aren't big enough

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

Woo!

Self portrait?

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

I'm far more seductive looking

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttttt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

Reminds me of the Fat Man of Maldon

Famous dead bloke in the town I was born in (well, grew up in). Had to lift him with a crain to his gave and 7 men could fit in his coat

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

I went to Maldon

to watch the football team play

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

Never saw them play

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

ha ha

lovely

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

Young Jeremy Beadle?

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

God

He must have gone all over the place during puberty!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

haha

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

haha nicely done

aw the iddle tiny hands

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

sorry

piss poor, I know, but I had to get it out of my head

had to flush my head after seeing this news story.

it's not even shopped... oh, the shame!

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

Does that say tony or

tonay?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

Ah,

he *is* a board veteran :)

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha

Does this mean I'm busted?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

Unlikely

since unless my psychic skills are off, you're not a shit boy band.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

Haha,

no. But would that be bad? Don't they get 'the chicks'?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

If you like braindead teenage wannabes,

then go for it.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

*goes for it*

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

Norks are norks

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

oh yeh?

picture the queen topless and then try saying that again ;)

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

I stand corrected

*uses mindbleach*

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:44, archived)

is it Bugger Breath?

*hopes*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

whereas

I've obviously been away too long.

tonay?

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

Famous troll-cunt.

Which would take far too long to explain further.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

's enough fer me, ta.

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

Whatever happened to him?

He sort of disappeared after I published his home phone number and address.

(hehehehehehe)

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Spaniels Ears, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

It was perhaps the first time in her adult life

that Caroline didn't welcome the arrival of a fresh ten finches...

Kneeovermick

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

I wish the punchline involved

ten-and-a-half finches

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

..little bastard

NeoNazi

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

All kids need Orcs!

(just dont read the small print out loud)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

hah!

very Dangermouse :)

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

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