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# hmm


Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# arf !
dot good
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Das ist LOVELY
Have a genuine laugh out loud moment

Mini me
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# I'd cross the street if I saw him coming
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
#
www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/Menu%20Pages%2003/Comedy/Comedy03/bas&manewch.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# WILD HASLETT!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# hey, did you see your man died... the freaky looking one
chevallier or something
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# you`ll get a slap in a minute!
LONG LIVE VINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# but, but... he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# oh
er

LONG L..DIE VINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Braw!
have this link to an old webshite which I made years ago which I though was lost

www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/churchoflen/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Duke, may I please have a link to the doughnut eating competition?
please
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Yes, yes you may
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/doughnuts.swf
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha absolutely frikking hilarious!!!





Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# who's that beauty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Your Mum?

/doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# ?
it's me, and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I always assumed you was a bloke!
hang on *checks profile

YOU ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# it fucking is though!
its sneaky undercover tricksters like this that we need in the invasion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I know, it's hard to believe but you have to free your mind of these
preconceptions of fatty, tasteless spreads
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Indeed
Very suspicious...
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Ah!
I always though that you were a feller, I have to stop assuming these things about people here
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# You are all of the
Woo!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Praise indeed, how's the kittie with the worms doing?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Still having trouble with the wurms...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# No, you REALLY are all of the
Woo!
(But Maggie is lovely to stroke)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Wants to click "I Like This"...
Option not available in an already existing thread. Denied! *Does imaginary click anyway*
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Liar
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# *looks at date*
nope
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# *looks at orange*

you so are.... hey, wanna have a sleepover?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Orange?
sleepover?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# i thought you were a man
you can't be a sexy lady

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# it's not him
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# ok
*stops fwaping*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# What?
You only want to wank if it is him?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# missing your hump?
(blind corner, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# LIAR!
Only I know the truth!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


I've nearly got Abandonnnnnnnship to agree to a sleepover
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Ooohh!!!
Cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Did you then?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# *rumbled*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Gutted
*weeps for the second time this afternoon*
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Aww, don't cry
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Hugs
and lets you stroke my kittin :)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fanfakingtastic

the music's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# there's plenty more here right at the top of the page
*spam

www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# You utter loon
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# okay, what are they dipping it in?
and the tune is stuck on my computer!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# hahahaha Tea, lovely, lovely tea
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Do do doo d-d d dddooo
*bops reluctantly*
It wont go awaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# hehe
That's a tremendous choice of muzak too
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Arf!
I don't want to know what's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Shes one hot chick
ach ill be in my trailer
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Ouch
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# i had a wisdom tooth out today, it hurts like anal buggery
from a shopping trolly, in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Double Ouch
Did you



Afterwards?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Couldn't resist


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# These
make me dizzy.
In a good way, I guess!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# like being drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah
Or trying to understand the Coriolis Effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# ...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Was it really
that bad? *weeps silently*
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# i think perhaps
we're a little tired of chucky-boy. Nowt wrong with your effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Point taken
and noted. I shall spit if there are any more Charlie efforts this evening!! Grr!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Time anyone?
I haven't got time to shop this one.

popsugar.com/4583

Rachel Bilson - The OC's Summer

Is it to purile?
(quimdaloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Too busy playing with
THIS! Awesome Java sand toy thingy. Sucking my day away.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# I played with plants and water
for so long the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah.
Plants + water + fire = lots of playfun.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha, exactly
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# though it's quite upsetting to spend half an hour
making a complex crazy prison thing before experimenting with the '???' button!
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# DON'T
USE THE ??? BUTTON

That means you have to, I guess, but really - don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# I learned a hard lesson, watching my dreams vapourise.
pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# This has mes
sed with my head and now I can't stop playing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# here it is:
www.whoareweyourrachelbilsonbitchesorsomething.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# S'been a while

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# so
breeding cats and dogs together DOES create a super animal... Interestingly woo

(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# liog?
noice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Clearly it should be called a doing
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Dion?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Nah, it doesn't have the hideous teeth/chin for it
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# the meaky-freaky cat raper?
/nlo
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Raaaaaaaar!
Very nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Arh
So Cute
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# "he who believes in god am gwan up t'heaven"
(mr_haze, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Bloody brilliant
Comedy gold, well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ;)
(mr_haze, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha bravo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# haha yay
i also like the zz top guitarist who's sneaked in behind him
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# heh
the sunglasses give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# And Hagridfrom Harry Potter
behind him
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# he sure is a sharp dressed man
I saw zz top in vegas once - was ace!
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# haha, I like that a lot
*clicks*
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# woo for
orthodox humour!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I knew we were jew
for a pun
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# they're orthodox christian, not jewish
thus proving you, sir, to be a cuntface
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# oops, oh well
I find them all equally silly
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hahahaha
*choke*
(mr_haze, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# "cuntface"
wanker!
(Pasanonics Mum, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Jesus Christ
some people don't know anything :)
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Haha, great!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I thought it was just a rumor
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# ewwwwwww
aqua vita!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# He's got the shakes!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
he's been on the booze again!
edit - its a little faster than i thought i would be as well, so sorry!
(pickles, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha
Yay for smeary bleary
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Previously
www.b3ta.com/board/5504600
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# My but that's a big speech bubble....
just asking for some bandwagonage
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# no!
bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Jesus god no
Please no.

Vote Kennedy

Edit: Arsebiscuits! Wasted by 400th post on this :/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# why even think it?
jeez
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha

don't understand but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hehe!
Ace 'bottage!
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Oh Duke!
trust you to make it all seem worthwhile!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I can never resist the old 'time you got a watch' joke when the opportunity arises
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Look, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# *frail yell*
I'm not dead!
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# *spangs*
*places on the cart*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# See you on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha

*sees something similar to the 'waiting for the Pope and George Best deaths' happening*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaaa
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# !

well hello sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# i'm goin' back to my roots :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Only posting through sheer boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Allowing you to become...
...the daddy on your landing
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# genetics is overrated
(or should that be "genetics are overrated")


/pedantic bored phd student
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# if you're talking about the subject area
it is is

/bored science editor
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# what kind of science do you edit?
and can I have a job?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# medical science!
and maybe, if you ask nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I'll overrate your genetics in a minute, if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# speaking of overrated
I`ve ordered the new Mike Oldfield album

I hope it`s not pants :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I ordered a Wicked Weasel Bikini - Pink Candy Stripe M/L
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# "TGMTFH"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *parp*
wickedweasel.com/usd/categories-items.asp?id=175
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# christ man
I`m still in work!

.. but not for much longer

SO LONG, SUCKER!

/flits
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Because
he is, after all, the daddy.

BTW would it be pedantic and awful of me to point out that in the 'pissing on a dog' pic mentioned in the newsletter, there's a REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS hose on the ground beside the dog, spraying upwards?

Yeah, I thought it would be.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# top shop
does he wear Dick Quax running shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Double YAY!
And a Pfft too
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Greek Tatus?


Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Gayl over who?
martin?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# game over man, game over......
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Nice font.
Huzzah for tattoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# For the benefit of .NET magazine
I warned the bastards

And what is .NET? I need to know where to send it.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# *associates self with that statement"
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Arf!
I'm not sure. I think you could get it in WHSmith...


Pick me up a Neo while you're there, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pfffffft
send it this way.
www.netmag.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Note the liberal fudge
still experimenting...

(mmmkay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# like an angry woman on a scone.
with seams.

needs more jam and cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I take it you don't mean the scone?
(I helped save b3ta! DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# teh
pun is scone but not forgotten
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# oh teh punnage!
it's chew much for me to take
(mmmkay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# DTH current-ly holds the title for punnage
will he raise the bar today?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be along shortly
if anyone should be raisin the bar, it's DTH
(mmmkay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# oh good god!
it burns...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# big in germany
daves looking forward to the soccer ball world cup
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hooray for the soccer ball world cup
and the ticket allocations what i have!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# who's taking the opening ceremony penalty this year?
I hope it's (cannot think of a famous german songstress) (oh wait) that bird what did sing about them fucking balloons
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Nina?
With the hairy pits.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# never, ever, shout NINA around here
it can lead to trouble
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
#You and me, and a little dog Shaun...#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# How many Balloons?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# 66?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Stevie Wonder
Bet he's a better shot than Diana Ross

...and yes, Nina was the 99 red balloon lady (and a bit of a sex-pot to boot)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I'll have a fiver on that right now
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Can't we have Claudia Schiffer or something instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# They should get Herr Flick from Allo Allo to do it
It would show the world they had a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# or Helga

bring in ZE GOALKEEPER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
Yes, they could have The fallen Madonna with the big boobies doing the opening song.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# haha!
that'd go down a treat! especially since Poland are in Germany's group....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Nena
With the hairy pits and the things wot rhyme with pits....
(w1rral, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Hoff is god
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# The Hoff-Meister!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# biscuitboy

or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# cunty fuck woo
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue210/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Language...
;op

Edit // 1050 had to eat three fecking sprout, now I feel sick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Jings!
bit oot o' date on the wank monkeys though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# YAY FOR WANK MONKEY
that is all
if only i had it here to post, where is Rik when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# mmm
tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
just as I though I was going to have to do some work...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Rolf drinks his own...
Pisss?????

Christ, imagine if Charles kennedy did?

*EDIT* *EDIT* *EDIT* EDIT*

Drank his own-wait a min---the drunk old bastard would probably still drink anything.

*ENDS*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# drank Rolf's piss?
what a thought.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Jinx!!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Can you taste
what I've been eating yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Aspragus!!!
Arrrrh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# What drank Rolf's P*ss?
Eeewwwww!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# cunty fuck woo
to you too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# *worships*
Thank you for giving me something to make me non-bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I quite like sprouts actually.


Edit: MY E@YES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Scarlet goes a bit....weird......

This ought to keep certain people quite for a while....and freak out others.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Sexy squirrels.
Mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
*has flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# 0_o
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *Freaks out*
Most resist sexyness.
(checkers, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh
Hot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# blimey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# almost as good as the post immediately below
woo!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# So she trebles in size and then jumps on Pip?
I gotta get me some of those apples
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Next blue moon
..is June 2007.

Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# OOOOOooooooo.................
Scarlet is all of teh sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# ok you got me...
...I'm now officially scared of squirrels.

Edit: Woo! How rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I dunno if I should pity
or envy pip
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] At odds of 20,000-1, Mort will go on a diet


A little bit of satire from earlier

www.morttheostrich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# mort looks like a dildo! huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# with clitoris stimulating legs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Like these?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
a weetabix cock with a rabbit attachment!

It's just what the randy cunt ordered!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# ahh, Giant squid!
check this out

b3ta.com/board/5496533
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# mostly harmless?
I'll show 'em!

*makes bomb shaped like a willy*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# oooh
What is .NET magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# a UK magazine about the interweb
new technologies and such.

in reality it's just a mag full of cool links.

(the first .net mag i bought had a whole page on b3ta, geeks bearing gifts or somesuch)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# One of his lesser known works...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hehehe
loon
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Yup!
Well it is Friday... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)

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