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# birf
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Its a miracle
is birf
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# beautiful.
miracle of life at its creepiest.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# scary
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Wow.
Thats excellent.

But wow.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Is that
a young Wes Brown?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)
# been hard at work...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# FP THIS!!!11
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# *laughs like a goon*
You nut.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# FP THIS!!!!!1111
NOOWWWWWZORZ!!!!!!!1111
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 3:44, archived)
# ASSPENIS.
FPFPFPFPFPFPFPFP.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:04, archived)
# Prezza for Prez

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# dont forget the big head
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I wouldn't mind a little head
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# ehehehe
nice
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# ministers without departments
a one part series starting on itv
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# And
Old men like to drink him.
Badum dum dum dum teeesh-AH!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)
# 'Ning all
This is my first go with illustrator. PAAAAAAAAINTBAAAAAALL.



EDIT: Ta StickyLabel, tis sorted now.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
#
It's a bit jaggy,
but apart from that
it's cool.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Yeah, I've had great fun trying to sort that out
Not entirely sure how it happened, somewhere in between saving it and it getting onto photobucket it seemed to go a bit...shit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# I take it then that it was jaggy edge free before you uploaded it?
I've only used illustrator a couple of times and the results were very smooth, but the controls I found quite cuntish.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Dear god yes
I was trying to figure out how to save it as a gif for ages, in the end I gave up and sent it into photoshop for that bit.

I shall figure it out, even if I have to freeze to death all night.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Lovely.
Thankyou SO much : )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# I do believe you are most welcome.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# loverly!
err....play around with optimising?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# This is a good idea
Why on earth can I never think of these things.

*goes to give it a go*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# oh
and for wonderfulness, dunno if its gc, can't be bothered to check

www.flickr.com/groups/isquishyourhead/
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha, ace!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I remember that show
from years ago at about half 4 in the morning on channel 4
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# It's cool!
Though for some reason reminds me of a sanitary towel advert :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Haha
You sick bunny.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Aww....
The way you say that makes me feel all warm and squishy inside...oh no, wait...er, i'll be right back...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahaha, eeeew!
Sir, you never fail to amaze.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Aw, thanks!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I want
to eat it.






/munchies
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I always get that whenever I see the new Orange advert
Mmmm, paint...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Save it as a .tif if you want nice smooth edges to a transparency
.gif always give jagged edges otherwise.

Very nice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# .tif?!?
Is that allowed here?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# png, I meant
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Haven't used one in a while
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Are .png's allowed?
I seem to remember someone getting bearted for it a while back.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# If they're not, I don't know about it
sometimes they make stupidly big files, and they don't work in IE, though.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Oh, right
Well this filesize is fine. And I'm a great believer in firefox.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# see, it's all nice and smooth now!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Yays!
Now get ready for PAAAAAINTBAAAAAAL

*covers and rolls*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# *crawls forward rather unstealthily, while missing*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# sploooooooooooooodge!
(my one and only thought of the evening. i think it's bedtime)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Good thought
Night
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] They'd introduce a man tax....oh shit hang on
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# would hmmmm um would
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# and thats how it begins
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I think all three of them deserve it

*phwoar!*

edit: I have an unexplained attraction to sweater girls and 50's style so I may be biased and/or infatuated.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I dunno
i'm having doubts about teh middle one.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# yeah, I can see what you mean
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# god
*goes flaccid*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# This'll get ya going again.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# bless all of their wee misshapen heads.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# agreed
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# cause it's fucking hot
I love it too, but it's hard to find good sweaters and 50s style to match.

this is my new favorite 50statsic outfit! actually wearing the sweater now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Nice!
But you need bigger hair to carry that look off properly!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# you remind me of my cats.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# weird
how does that work?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# they're vintage sweaterlicious too.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# KNITWEEEEEEEEEAR!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# i have yet to apply said garb to newkitty, sadly.
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heh, i love that.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Just give me a minute..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# crazy man.
we named him, by the way.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# eeeeeeee!
 
No reira e hoa, ko wai tana ingoa?
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# close.
meet squee.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# named after
Jhonen Vasques's Squee?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# yep.
and because he squeaks a lot.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# A lot?
 
Gus only squeaks when you pick him up.
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# he has a few miaows, a grunt and a couple of squeaks.
we hear the miaows mostly, but a good 30% of his utterances are squeaks.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# is it actually a reference to that?
cause if so, you rock.


/is not a goth, but still appreciates fantastic sick graphic art.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# it is, really.
i can't claim naming him, though. the husband did it (and he's the real vasquez fan).

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEE!
 
Sorry, got a bit excited for a moment.

*remembers to speak English*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# no need for english.
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# (and while you're waiting)
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# ahahahahaha
crikey!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# won't you sing along?
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# "Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet."

/Kliban
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# The skirt's quite fifties but the sweater's definitely seventies.
As I believe I said before.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Crikey!
I say!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# you have all teh boobzorz.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# all of them?
i would like to see such a creature.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# nonsense.
there are three or four there, tops. nowhere near all of them.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# man wax?






woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha,
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# heh.
reminds me of my childhood....

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Pffft
Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# brighton bitch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# mom?

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# ?
yo mama!?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# * roffles elitistly *
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# What, it's elitist to like classical music now?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# liking it's not elitist.
pretending to be amused just because you recognise someone who can't play Elgar for toffee is.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Ah.
 
Or indeed, pooh-poohing Elgar altogether, would also be elitist.

: )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# no, that's snobbery.
elitists are allowed to enjoy Jacqueline's 'cello concerto, the violin sonata and his orchestrations; they reserve judgement on the completions and have a soft spot for mrs winslow's soothing syrup.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# I think elitism and snobbery overlap to a large degree.
 
Could just be me.

: )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Yo Ma Ma.
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# brighton is shit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# aw
why do you say that?

I like Brighton! Mind you I've only been there once, on a lovely summer day.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# living here...too many junkies, hippies, arses with flyers and prats.
and it's expensive..i'd love it if i didn't live here but as it is it's so pricey and hard to live down here in the sense of jobs and housing, it kinda takes away all the fun.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# that's depressing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# but you sent me a lovely postcard....
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# haha I saw that
personally, I like my real face better :S
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# as do we all.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# hah
cheers
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# o rly!?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# rly
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# No it's not
It rocks...

BTW TJ

Prolly glasscox but

Seen this?

*edit* give it time...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# but do you live here ?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# yep
I've tied to move a couple of times

Keep coming back

(mind you, I'm a junkie hippy and my name's on a few flyers!)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# you poor thing !
but you probably earn more money than me and don't live with your parents...so have more reason to like the place.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Well...
My parents are dead
I'm 45
I earn nothing
cos I sold my house
and I'm using the money to go to Uni
I'll have to work again sooner or later, though
(hopefully later)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# at least your doing something with your life.
being piss poor is fine if your acctully doing something, it just becomes shit when your not.
what you doing at uni ?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Nanoscience and
Nanotechnology
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha..now i feel dumb.
so what does that invole exactly ?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# very small things that can only be seen by people who never tan.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# well darn.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# that's pretty close
actually
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# i cribbed that joke from nicole hollander.
i think she was referring to quarks, though.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Strange!
(joke)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Chemistry
Biochemistry
& Physics
all at molecular/quantum level
with a healthy dollop of Maths


There's only 2 of us in the entire uni: me and a guy a year above
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# oooooer i bet someone feels special !
that sounds like hardwork
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# It is hard work
but I've always been fascinated by science

and as for special, do you mean as in?

www.b3ta.com/board/5584209

*edit* sorry, I just feel like me, really
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# *sings in a "Johnny Lee Hooker" blues stylee*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I can see that
earning crap money and living
with your folks would get you down but
that's true all over
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Quality
isn't it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Kids! they've released auntie Flowland again...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hell there, lonely post.
i'm eating coleslaw. it tastes wonderful.

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Google will have to up their game for International Women's Day
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Norks!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Loobs
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# *lubes*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Norks!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# who is sydney?
why does he have a clinic for square breasts?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# RARGH!!!
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(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Domo is always welcome
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
#
lairy cunt
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Domo and Nohands
are like brothers, I swear
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# my god I'd hate to see their mother
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# how dare you speak ill of your mother.



/runs

around in circles
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Jerry Springer's next show:
My mum was a bipolar wheetabik and my dad was a kitten with a taste for ECT
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I'm sure Sarahbear could do a fantastic version of that
she has too much talent

*sulks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# awwww, he wants to be let in
before the giant domo eats him
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# play it now. back then.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# wow
the graphics on that thing are amazing
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# FUCK ME
Look at the kids heads!!! haha! mongs!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# haha
let him out of there!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# oh noes!!1!
puts on high power for 3 minutes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not sure out would be any better
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# he's still in hell though.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# lovely!
'night all


*clicks*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# he's such a little character!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# he truly is!
and he gets around too!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# only in my mind
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
#
oh i do like that!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# poor chap, I feel his pain
and don't we all feel - in some way - trapped in life's snow globe, surrounded by the fake snow of doubt and uncertainty.


woo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo
.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
#
dsf dfdasf sfadsdd sfds
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# On the mantlepiece of some fat cunt from Greenbay
with 'Welcome to London' tattooed across our persons.

Just me? Never mind then...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# life's mantlepiece
next to the ornaments of experience and knowledge
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# And that birthday card they forogt to take down
with a remarkably unfunny cartoon on it depicting something less interesting than even Garfield. That and a coffee cup stain.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# life's birthday card....
*stops with the metaphors*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# life's metaphor...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Check out the wallpaper
I feel his pain
/Emo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# he reminds me
of the Brackenwood fella... the evil one.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# he reminds me of
the horny guy from dungeon keeper

"A new creature has entered your realm" - the samples from this game still trouble me!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# big deal. we're all in hell.
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(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# cat says what?

(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# MEH
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hurray for plane crashes.
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(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# TWIN TOWERS!





whizzler
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# funnest day ever.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# That. Is. Great.
 
woo, and yay!
 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# If they will make em so big....
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Man, I never had a problem with spiders
until a freakin' huuuuge one crawled onto my hand in the dark from a box of grapes. As a result this now gives me many creeps of the the variety.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# that's what you get...
...for buying grapes in a box.

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(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# This is true
but they were seedless black grapes, how could I resist?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# pray for help.
pray for eyes!

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# I didn't realise that was a spider till I read the reply^
weird me...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Zippopotamus

Animal Object #1
(More to come)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# hahahahh
Hatstand!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# top punngae
woo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# At least ,I know my word has caught on
also woo! to fiery Hippo

also also g'night b3tans
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# nnnnnnnnn
ight
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# g'night!
I'm off too
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# g'night
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# that never fails to make me laugh
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i still have lots of love for that
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ahahahaha
that = ace
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Aaaaah hahahahahaaaa
thats brilliant!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# everytime
hehehehehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Awesome.
 
woo!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# More of this~
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Woo!
Hatstanding!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I was bored so I made this
no offence nintended dude ;)

(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# now my shirt
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# response so far
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# a guy on another forum....
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# kasto! Kasto! Krut!
Poligen Ha!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# aaaaaarrrrgggggg
teh recursion!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# That is one of the best things ever done!
Ever!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ha!
/ninja edit
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
#
Emoticons can't express this emotion.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# thats your 3rd response so far...
a lttle strange

1.) hehehe
2.) wow
3.) Emoticons can't express this emotion.


so much ninja editing going on tonight
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *sniffs*
The night is full of ninja action. Let's hope they don't flip out too much.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# red hot ninja action?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# barely legal ninja action
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# dude -
those were my feelings at those times - live updated by a php script directly connected to my feelings.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
#
1.) amusement
2.) shock
3.) confusion
4.) profit?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Yay!
I love your use of lists!

There should be more of that! It looks so good on a board full of bitty comments.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
#
1.) no problem
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ChannelFEM

(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Pfft, bindun
Several times. Just pick anything involving Rhona Cameron
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# School boy pranks are fun.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# say oh ah daily star!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I like this..but can i threadjack?
Woo and sorry..

I have a FP (woo..thanks etc..) but what is the ettiquette? I want to make it a
touch narrower so it doesnt ruin the front page and also want to take robs advice on giving a tag mention to b3ta...
suggestions please...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# crop it and tag it
then edit the post and replace the image

BUDDABING!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# and that is not frowned upon?
..If not then great..
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# It is not.
 
Yes, some silly buggers have replaced FPs with porn in the past, but they get taken down pretty quickly.
 
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# not that i've ever heard of
but woo for you for being polite enough to ask
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# don't think so
just don't fuck around and post something different (see suggestion below)

also, congrats on the FP
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Done
and i didn't abuse the privelege..many thanks guys
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
#
BUDDABANG!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# change your image to goatse
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# or possibly
Buffy
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# you can edit stuff on the fp.
as long as you don't change it to something nasty or run out of bandwidth it will stay there.

i don't think you need to make it narrower though. it fits fine as it is.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# YES
BE VERY WARY OF RUNNING OUT OF BANDWIDTH!
dunno how imageshack tends to caop, you might wanna stick it in b3tards
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# THE 90S ARE COMING!
*Runs screaming*

Hehehe, okay, I laughed...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# ha ha!
the shit hits the fan!

*apologies to Daily Star sports headline editor, but it's the best sports headline I've ever seen...*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
#










And if you didn't get it:
The Deleted Scene

I know I know I know!!! Sorry!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# You should fecking know!
I've seen this once already today boyo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I know I know I know!!! Sorry!
I know I know I know!!! Sorry!

Want me to delete it?

Or scale it so it looks different?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# or
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Its a great suggestion
but I don't have a pc.... :(
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# I need a PC to play that game
I use Gellerism to connect to the internet!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# ah
ok
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# psst!
have you a clue what Gellerism is? i don't


(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# nor do i
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# For some reason ...
... i found that incredibly funny
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# stop poaching boarders
who else is gonna make me laugh with silly
pictures otherwise?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# well
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# oh
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# ha ha!
am gonna have to bookmark to get through all these

am liking white ninja so far, tis funneh
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Oh let me find the best one...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# hahhahahhahahhaha!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Yay!
 
No-one else seems to share my enthusiasm for this one:

www.hingos.com/patches/
 
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# i like 'em
he's got charm
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# This
is already pleasing me sooo much!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# "Holiday items bring about Baby Dango thoughts."
 
There's something sweetly sinister about her style that really appeals to me.
 
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# "sweetly sinister"
that is are a beautiful pairing of words.

*writes on post-it-note - puts on wall*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I can't even get on there
it says the servers are down
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# and it's been borked for most of it!
first time for me though, so have a woo sir Gaij!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# mwah
mwah
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# oh its a reposting thread, okey dokey then
*reposts one of my favoritists posts recently*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That really is something!
It really is!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# drinking kittens
make me happy
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# As do drinking monkeys..!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# nice work
but wouldn't he be more content with a nice cool can of monkey beer?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Possibly...
but YOU try telling him that..!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# that depends
do faces grow back?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Yes they do...
but sadly, never in the same place!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# the proof if ever it were needed


AICMFP
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Heart and stomach of a concrete elephant, that cat.
 
woo!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# why would you want to drink kittens?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# wel.....in that case....
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# oooh
you have this already?:

(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# ooooooh wooooo!
my sales have gone magenta!!! fuckin w00t!!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ha!
i love how he shudders at the touch.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# he loooooves teh cock!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# and
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Vinegar?
 
Sounds uncomfortable.


*prefers chocolate or strawberry*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# *adds to fact list*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Oh golly.
Reduced to pearoasting after reaching 4000? Sick. Sad. Fuck.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# I love you
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
;-)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# I already laughed at this
what now right
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# yeah.....
had a look over the post - tried to see if the same people were kicking around....
and hmmm apparently everyone is still here.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# you know we do! ;)
but now i'll be off... g'night!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Star wars stickman version...ish
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
all of teh action

woo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# none of the pain
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha woo
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# woo!
what do ya reckon
computer generated special effects,

or jim henson animatronics?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I would suspect puppets
or stunment.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# well they are kinda shifty i spose
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Seeing this
I don't why Lucas spent millions on special defects ;)

arf!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# I feel like a repost
I give you

this


how rude of me, woo for you and your post.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# double whammy!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# hell yes
rock punishment is the only sensible option
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# at least it distracts the mind
from the searing crotch pain!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# ha ha this is true
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# haha
dont wizz on the electric fence!
ren and stimpy am all teh woo!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
#
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
#
when nature's calling
don't be stalling
use your common sense
when you have to flow
find a place to go
just don't whizz on the electric fence


/from memory so may be slightly wrong
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# hhaaahhaaahahahhaaha
its good enough for me!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# was it you who posted the whole version of that
when i first posted that ani?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# afraid not my stinky friend
wanna see my nose goblins?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# it sounds so funny yet i have no context into which to put it
damn my uneducated..er..ness
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Maaaagic nose goblins!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Hey Ren
try out my new invention! StayPut Socks!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Don't forget your StayPut hat and raincoat.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# hahhaha
but how does it work?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# 'twas Lanc.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/5299243

That's the album version.

: D
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# A little..
 
("before you let it flow")
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# i have never watched an episode of ren and stimpy
i feel ashamed
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# you stoooooooooooooooopid idiooooooooooooot!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# why you have to put everything in your mouth?
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbour's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Yay?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha!
i had totally forgotten about that!
happy times!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# ^this!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# and so you should!!
it is possibly my favouritest cartoon everererer!!
i never gave it the credit it used to deserve but you've just reminded me and i may now go and crimewire it all
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Am I completely alone
in considering "Courage the Cowardly Dog" to be deeper than most people give it credit for?

/NB: may have been stoned out of his tree when initially watching it initially in the U.S.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# dont hink i've seen that one
but i'll agree anyway in a stupidly loud and self righteous way
YEAH MAN RIGHT ON! THASS FUCKIN DEEP *hic* YEAH, YEAH FUGGIN DEEP!!
/beendrinkinblog
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I was sat there
ranting xenophobically while watching it, "There's Brits behind this cartoon I tell you! No way is this a purely American production, it's waaaaaay too fucking surreal!"

Turns out I was right, as well. Mind you the principle doddery old lady's faint Scottish accent might've been a giveway.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# this may be next
on my crimewire hitlist
it sounds too good to miss
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it
watch it watch it
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# woo!


(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurray! Peace and Love between all people and races and stuff

Feminist approaches to international
relations theory seek to explain the causes of
conflicts in terms of gender. They assert that
women are more likely to seek dialogue as a
means of conflict resolution rather than
resorting to violence. Also they are
apparently less nationalistic and racist and
so less conflicts would arise if women were in
charge. This theory was somewhat discredited
when Thatcher went to war over the Falkland
Islands.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
TJ: ACRO CHALLANGE
b3ta room2
password:quo

get there now!!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# that sounds like an order
how can I refuse.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# The theory was self-contradictory in the first place
Put it this way:
90% of the world are fucktards
Of the fucktards:
About half are women
About half are men
100% base their views, tastes and beliefs on largely comsetic genetic differences and stereotypes associated with them. People fail to realise that the beauty of humanity is the abillity to over-ride instincts and behaviours (If they can be arsed to) when and where they need to. Pretty much the abillity to do the seemingly fucking pointless to any other animal on the planet.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# if i jump out of your closet and scream WOO!
lets see you control your instincts then! :)

*hides in closet
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Hehehe, just remember
you brought this surprise sex on yourself. I'm sure you know what I mean, a lot of things take effort to overcome (Which is why Chavs exist.) but I'm sure with dedication there's not one instinct a human can't control. Hell, there are people who can directly control their own hear rates. Shame social evolution has been set back so badly by reality TV. (Okay, that's just me being snotty now but it was worth it.)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# my head hurts
Used to be able to, but I can't join in this kinda debate without drugs any longer :(
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# I wouldn't but my English teacher has made me read through a
NINE FUCKING PAGE FEMINIST RANT. Though it was very very funny, 'specially towards the end when she said "Feminism's goal is to remove tags". I swear I vented more spleen in the next ten minutes than is biologically possible under normal circumstances.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
This I should have liked to have seen!

Anyway I thought feminism's one goal was to emasculate?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# does that involve butter?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# No I think
that might be emulsification

you're picking on me while I'm drunkded on red wine, aren't you :(
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# never!
*picks
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Nah, feminism's goals are:
- To royally piss me off when reading literary criticisms
- To give the sad, insecure subscribers a sense of self worth they don't deserve simply because of a fluke of genetics. Go them!
- For people to be able to say they have a social conscience and then only take interest in causes that directly impact them.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Where the fuck
is the "I like this" button when you need it, eh? Eh? Grrr!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha, it's gonna be my epitath unless something better comes along
Spike Milligan had a good one, maybe I should read more of his poetry for ideas...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# lighten up everybody
i didn't mean to start a war
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# War?
I think a war needs disagreement doesn't it?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haha
probably
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Anyways, hooray for your postage!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# *offers drugs*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
Just. Fucking. Yes.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# that's pink and funny.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# bah.
your assertion that margaret thatcher was a woman is absurd. that thing was obviously a space alien made of barbed wire and itch.

Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# holy crap
do u do IR at manchester?


i swear that's an extract from a course handbook
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:58, archived)

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