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[challenge entry] If my Mrs had her way
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# the present mrs. architect would agree
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# So would Mrs Scaramanga
Why?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# and Funkypixie
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# everyone loves the hamster!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# pffft
yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That is some shoulder to cry on!
*swoons*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# he could be on the sofa
with you crying on his sholder whilst his hands were in the kitchen making some hot chocolate.

he is a real ladies man.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I want to see this!
I may make it happen!

*invites Andrew over for a weepy movie*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# erm . . .
Damn, bandwisth is out. *goes to warren's anus*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# mine?
my bandwidth is out??? you sure?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# No.


Mine
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# hehe yay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# eh?
What happened?

did you delete?

I sure you posted this dan dare . . .


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I did,
It's a pearoast, and I new threaded via Warren by mistake.

I liked this one, but I am utterly jinxed.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I only shouted reeeepost
so I could do the Dan Dare joke . . .


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# bloody hamster faced ponce
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Cor!
*votes*

He's nice (if very short), and his Missus...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# He's not that short
it's just that Clarkson and May are giant (he's 5 foot 10)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# that's short
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:52, archived)
# i'm 5'4. now THAT is short.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# co-presenter on Top Gear. Tries so hard to be like Clarkson it makes me sick.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *fluffs*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Richard Hammond
presenter of Top Gear and Brainiac
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Gingham?
You are John Straw AICMFP
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# you have Gingham on the brain!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# draws to a close
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Prettied up pc
I love it, but should it not have been in pink?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Keep off me cigs
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I dont get it
who is that?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Mr Maggot
member of Goldie lookin chain innit
and celebrity big brother contestant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ah right
thank you... so he is a celebrity then. k.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Dennis Rodman
the american bastard ball player nicked his cigs the other day.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# did he actually nick them knowingly?
i only saw it when mag confronted him
and dennis seemed to blag his way out of it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# He took them
even though he does not smoke cigs. He then shared them out to Pete. Maggot got in a right strop and tried to confront Dennis. But Dennis just went boo... and Maggot went thank you very much.....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha!
well, wouldn't you?

/pussy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Barely
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# poor maggott
dennis was a cnut to him!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Mortgage advisors make Lord Manley of Ven want to murder nuns.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# RIS?
what the hell is that in her knickers?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# The cnut off the halifax ad


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha!
you have better eyes/ larger screen
than me!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# He's just less gay.
He's seen cunts before.

I should point out that it was NOT Halifax where I went to, it's just that Mr Brown is very recognisable.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# pfffft!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# this is my screen res


don't know why I'm showing you this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# showing off?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# yeh - that's it
with my new vaio with fingerprint doodah and built in camera
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# that's nothing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Exactly that.
I went to the bank and they said they'd lend me enough so that I could buy a house for £115,000 (not enough for a two double bedroom house down here).

I went to work and got a pay rise of £2,000.

I went back to the bank.

Now they will lend me enough so that I could buy a house ofr £80,000.

I feel most despondant.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
serves you right for wearing a flowery dress
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# fuck the bank - go to
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Fuck that
Rob the bank
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Howard?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha I fecking love that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# yee - har!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# nuns - wait a bit…
Nun
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# waitforit, waitforit, waitforit
....
yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# pfft!
I like it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Sexy Nuns!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# it always happens just as i look away!
damnit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] G'noon.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# This has gone too far.
Everyone knows that there's a special Monkey Beer Light for the ladies.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# pffft
that smells of elderberries
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# And its mother
was a hamster.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hummusey!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# eh?
It so is for boys.

Yorkies now, that's be different.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# someone done Yorkie


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Nice!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Wrong, on so many levels!
;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yay!
*drinks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# "Would you like to hold her?"

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# breatsfeeding = OUCH!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# NSFW
/nazi
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Nope..
..thats ugly!

The baby looks a bit funny too...

W/Y.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# The nurse?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Nurse! The screens!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Heh.
Meet his brother:

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Kill it hard
lazy eyed freak!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# then fuck it and eat it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# of course!
with chips...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# No, I'd like to kill her
HARD!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# then fuck it and eat it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# No
i would like to hit her with a spade...


...hard...


...in the face.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# 'lo Meester


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# 'Lo Dave
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *waves*


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *tsunamis*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# no
and no
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Waaarrgghh!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# sexxxxy!
;D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Ahhhh!
The Rev is BACK!!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# eh?
Someone's engaged to that?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# is this orange cute or scary
i cant decide...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Both
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I just wants to be loved
dammit!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# brush teeth
plaque'd to the max
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# 'Special'!
I'd say
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# scary
scaryscary
scary
scaryscary
scary
scary
scary
scary
scary
scary
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# It just wants hugs
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I want to mother it
So it must be cute.

That or I'm insanely hormonal again.

Edit: Actually, it reminds me of something out of Trap Door.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry]



(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Arrrrrgggh!
Runaway!!!


Edit: How rude of me, Woo.


Edit: Oh yes, the fear... AAARRRGHH, RUNAWAY!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# thass better . . .


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# everyone loves the carrot cake!
*hungers


woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Haha...
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# you loon
haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I apply the same logic to cider!
well, it is apple juice ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Not forgetting crisps and wine!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# aye,
and stawberry milkshakes, cherry coke and pear drops!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# AND CHOCOLATE!
FFS! It's made from vegetables!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Good point!
well made.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Woo!
I like the look of your diet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Let's do it together!
Any news on your stall?

Or is this dream going to be a reality for you over the weekend?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# STILL haven't heard back from them
But I'm gonna make them anyway, the worst that can happen is I have a freezer full of cake and chocolate tart
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# yeah . . .
ghastly . . . C];0)


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# what the fuck?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
Woo!

Fab!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha!
that is amazing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# my sk1llz are legendary!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Oh!
I din't realise it was you dancing . . . C];0)


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# nice hat!
@];0)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
*sharpens giant spork*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# animatedgifs arethe future~
yestheyare!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# what the fuck indeed!
brilliant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# The yanks are coming
More foot soldiers making the world safe for democracy…
Yank-manYank-woman
Suggest another subject at the politically incorrect alphabet.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# BIGGAH!
i mean fatter!

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# much fatter
wide screen cards
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Fanta-stick!
:)

Needs more disableds...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# no Yids?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Yids
Jew
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# haha looks like a jewish Bod
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *dies*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# argh!
*oh dear*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *buys*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# 800ml of spunk -
odd thing to buy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# yes
very good indeed
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# pfffft!
Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Indeed
"I bought some used paint the other day, it was in the shape of a house". Steve Wright is fantastic.

"Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# defiANT
NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta
bigger!


Previously:
26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Ignorant?
Woo as always!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# woo!
b
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic!!!
Bloody brilliant Sir...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# heh heh! i like this series so much
also watched a thing on ants on bbc2 the other day
was fooking amazing!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# can you please just make a crap drawing JUST ONCE
bloody woo of course

EDIT: I've just checked your site...that inhuman pyramid is fucking ace
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Fantastic - love his angry little fist
I am liking this series very much and a lot.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Fantastic..
..as always!

Edit: oooh, fANTastic!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# y'know . . .
Fab an' all that . . .


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# tastic
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Cigarette Kiosks woud be much simpler...

*Also works for Silk Cut
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
bang on!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i'm a lady!
have a woo!


i always sorta knew
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Winner!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# arsebaskets
i can't see it. :(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# open your eyes then! *runs*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# 100% Fact
Monitor/Tea interaction created!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
Spot on.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# can someone do some explaining....
I am thick...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I think Archie is suggesting
that all ladies smoke marlboro lights, when in fact almost all people under 40 smoke marlboro lights
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Now look here Moses..
..theres been a lot of nasty rumours flying about recently, so just you take these to my people and put them right!



Previously:
1 2 3 Fanart!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Marlboro lights shirly!?
who smokes the dirty red ones?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I used to
before the bairns came along.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# i used to
only amateurs smoke lights.

(oh and nice pic too)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# only people pretending to give up smoke lights
*pretends

*sparks up
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# amateur
smoke proper fags or save yer money

yer ponce!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i prefer them in teh reefer
the red ones have too much twig and bark
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# oh dear
you're descending further and further in my estimations, not that it should bother you.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# it doesn't bother me
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# well....
you say that, but you still responded! ;D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# damn, you see through me everytime :(
*snivels
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# jesus
giving up smoking is turning me into a right argumentative cock.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# giving up smoking?
or spending too much time on B3ta?

simular effects
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Ponce Ponce you say.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# stand up and be counted
that's what i say
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# i raise you....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# that's excellent!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 9 times!
i got woo'd 9 times!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 28p
thats 50cent is worth..



(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# But his real Name is Arthur Dollar.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ?
is that true?

You made that up. I'm sure you did...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Ris?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# pfft
wonder where the video is of him getting bottled off. (hunts)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# As I'm an GEEK.....
I had a character on EverQuest called Ponce.

Oh how I laughted.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# just thinking of that
you get one Woo of the pic and one Woo for the speed of it.

so thats

Woo
Woo
to you.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# RIS?
EDIT - ah! compo entry - I get you now.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# EVERYBODY else gets it and you don't!!!
hahahahaha thicko!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# haha this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha! you clever bastard
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# i like your logic!
have a woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
i like
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# More of my photoshop tutorial results
While b3ta was down yesterday afternoon, I utilised the time by following this tutorial in an effort to better my skills with photoshop, and did this:
Bleh

Next I might do the line art thingy, and combine the two.

Note how I didn't use a photo of myself for once!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# thats very nice!
:o)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ooh veh good
and shouldnt you be at college?

edit: and did you see these? www.b3ta.com/board/5586506
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yes, yes I should
*busted*
Don't set your bitches on me, please.

And I hadn't seen those, although Colin told me about them. They're very nice *applauds*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# he told you about them?
crikey how strange, he normally doesnt give two shits, or even half a shit.

i am at college, in the media room doing "drama coursework"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# performing tarts?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# damnit im hungry now

*wanders off to canteen*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Well there we go, he does care
Having said that, I think he only mentioned it because I was showing him one of mine.

That would explain why you're not on MSN. I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me :p
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# haha
deal
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Muhahahahaaaa
*steals soul and runs off with it*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# erm
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# doh!
and thank fuksocks i've finished eating :)

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice!! *bokes*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *Thunderous pun based groans*
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# you are Professor Gunther von Hagens
and I fear for my life
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Bodyworks was a great exhibition.
... although they'll be cleaning my spunk off of some of the cadavers for quite a while.




/hull
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Arf! Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha - how odd
Did you know if you search for 'middle-aged woman' on Google Images, you get pictures of autopsies?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Im guessing from your username that you saw the BBC quiz of the week?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Yes, Waspy sent me a screengrab
It was also in response to this: b3ta.com/board/5584815
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, saw that on the front page.
At least it shows the BBC can take a joke.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Argh
I was contemplating doing one involving removing ceremonial uniforms

But woo, nonetheless :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft!
*falls over*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Mnnfgh.
Image hosting by Photobucket

I've had a bottle of apple and lime juice.
Later I'll have a glass or two of apple squash.
And alcohol wise, I'll be having some Carribian Twist, with rum :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I'm having Guinness later!
and mebbe a gin and tonic . . .

EDIT: Woo! to your drawing and excellent public service broadcasting


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Carefull there Mr. Reed!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Gin and tonic sounds good.
I have had a very bad day.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Awww . . .
*slices lemon*

*passes slice*


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# that glass has lipstick on it!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# eh?
what glass, IT'S A LEMON!

MMMmmmnnngggggghhhhhh!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# When life hands you lemon. . . .
Kill yourself.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Thankyou sir!
I should probably do some more, higher-quality broadcasting things.
It seems to bring b3tans together, which is nice to see once in a while.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Hyper strength coffee to begin with.
Moved onto Stella now that I've finished work.
Hopefully onto the, (proper) Absinthe by this evening.
A pint thereof if I'm lucky.
Thank you.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Absinthe?
Blimey. Dye your insides green!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hope so.
It's a good brand too so it gets yer ripped to the tits in next to no time but doesn't remove the enamel from your teeth whilst you enjoy it, (always a good sign).
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I'm a lonley soldier....
Come in! My location is........ bookshop!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# lots of tea in a kitten mug.
later on i think i will be on the wine. But whiskey is tempting me. (i like the orange blob)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# His friend is purple and is called Derwent.
Miss TUTT chose their names :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# aww what a nice name.
Edit: this is my mug

New Mug
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Your mug appears to have kittinz trapped inside.
It is fluffy.
I approve.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Irn Bru!
The orange nectar of the gods.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Lots of coffee and lucozade
to cure the effects of too much lager and not enough sleep
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I ahve had 6 cups of tea
An Asahi Beer (large size)

Leter, as Dave, I shall be aprtaking of some Guinni and some Gin and Tonics.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# You stalker!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I'll be drinking lovely French wine...
...in Paris, four hours from now. Great drawing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# i have just purchased a
minute maid fruit fresh from teh college shop

it makes 1 portion of my 5 a day
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Why does Vladimir want to know?
What's it to him? Eh? EH!?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# He's an inquisitive russian!
And has Vodka and Baileys.
Plus, he's a nosey little bastard..
Despite not having a nose..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# he lost it in a being nosey incident
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I've had lots of water
This evening I will perhaps have some Guinness.
Being pub night I would normally be having a few double JD and cokes, followed by a couple of shots of Aftershock (usually black. Or maybe blue). However, everyone is skint at the moment so pubbing is probably off.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Milk
in my cereals,
Water and a bottle of cock for lunch.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Cherry coke at the moment
A big mug of tea in about half an hour. Then beer after work hurrah!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Sounds like a perfect combination!
Kudos for choosing Cherry coke!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# 'tis the best of all cokes!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I didn't know they still made Cherry Coke
They don't sell it in my village shop.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# you live in Roysten Vasey AICMFP
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# so far: coffee
later: BROADSIDE FRENZY!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# One Glass of diluting juice!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Tea
Diet Coke

and i have a bottle of Baron De Lay Rioja Reserve 2000 on my desk ready for tonight.

i got it last week but it was corked so i've just taken it back and changed it today, £10 a bottle and it was bloddy corked, i ask you.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Ooooh, Rioja
Nice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I too am a fan of the apple squash (as long as it's weak)
Coffee.
Herbal tea.
The wine that I didn't drink last night. Yum yum.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Apple squash! Yumyumyum!
Tesco high-juice version. It's like having 10 cartons of apple juice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, that is the one I have
Nice and weak though, so I don't get overexcited.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I've just had 3 pints of Stella
with my calves liver lunch.... cos I'm classy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# That does indeed, sound quite classy.
And yet slippery at the same time.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# When asked by the waitress how it was, I replied.
"Unless you're used to having a hot piece of veiny meat in your mouth this dish will be a bit of a shock"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I haven't had a drink since Sunday so am gonna get wankered!
Probably start with a Tanqueray 10 & tonic, followed by an ale or 2 at me local and I have
a rather fine Chilean merlot that's not getting any younger which I shall drink with
some assorted cheeses later :¬)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Some water
Some more water
Then some more water.
2 pints of cider for lunch
probably some more cider tonight.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Idea theft is not a crime*
And God spake onto the masses and he said, 'Take these tablets and with them thou shalt draw crude cocks in paint programs'

And so it was done










*Apologies for the idea theft
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Oooh.
You cheeky bugger!

S'ok I'd given up on that series.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

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