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(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo yay to you.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Tea
almost came out my nose! Yay!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant
I knew she had stubble
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# is it just me or....
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# It'll make you cry and stuff.
www.twohundredpercent.co.uk/supersquatter/movie3b.html

/edit: my god it's different than I remember!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# i'd forgotten we were still hosting that.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# It really needs to be continued
I was suprised it had changed, but it's still a cool thing.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# i was delighted and somewhat surprised that he took the time to thank us at the end of it.
nice to see that my £2 a month isn't neing wasted.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# It's only one of he best things ever.
It's worth £2 a month, even if Spacefish is a twat (which he actually isn't, occasionally).
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Spacefish is never a twat.
That Cunt Supermoore is, though.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Err... It was Supermoore, wasn't it.?
Never mind then. Delete the fucking thing. He's a spacker and stuff (of legendary proportions).
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Spacefish
is the anti-twat, actually.

edit: The end with furtive is fucking great.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Spacefish is better than chocolate
I made a mistake.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I hear teh Fear's looking for an assistant
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# no
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I'll give you a clue
two heads and cowboy boots. who else could it be?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Jodie Marsh!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# S.T.E.P.S!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Zaphod Beeblebrox on holiday at a dude ranch!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# He eats all the cows.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Edward thingy hands
...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# pfffffffft
*chortle*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Teh Fear!
ARGH!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# woo
yeah it's the new and improved robo-fear
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# noes!!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# sage advice
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Cor - that badge really suits him!
TJ: Is you still wanting a lift to Blackpool?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# well, Rik was going to take me, but I think if you didn't mind It would make more sense for me to catch a ride with you as you are just down the road
is that ok? :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ayeeeee!
just need to sort out hotels and stuff now...

MNS recommends that we stick to the Travel Inns - close and clean! - £55/night for a twin/double. Fancy bumming sharing with Fanj?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# yeah why the hell not!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# 'cause he's a drunken pervert with a penchant for yam-yams!
;)
but then, that's why we love him so...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# haha aren't we all? ;)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] If women ruled the world
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# not bad

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# The woman in the bottom picture has a scary face
it's like her mouth is just a gaping hole.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# you DO know
that's a bloke, right?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Hell if I know
1.) I'm not British
2.) I don't watch that show
3.) I don't watch British shows (not of that caliber, anyway)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# binndon?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# When Charlie Chaplain aproaches light speed
he gets somewhat ignorant.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I knew there was something strange about snoop
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# His mirror is much cleaner than his shirt.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# he's obviously just polished his mirror
with his shirt.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# He also works at Hooters.
It's kind of disgusting.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# ROASTED PEA!
aargh!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# pea
roast
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# he's wearing a special anti-sepia shirt
which only works when viewed in a mirror
AICMFP
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I hope you
like my sepia overlay. I love it...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh my.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Brian Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
not so quick but dirty...dirty DIRTY man.
Image hosting by Photobucket

been done?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# yes....
but have a woo! anyway

edit:

(you could optimise that a bit)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Oh
Damn, knew it...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
/fears
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# WOO!
and I believe a "yay"
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Shopped images only please ; )
woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Probably
but still fun.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty for the Compo!
'Hosted
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Perhaps
I should have changed the "Bigger isn't always better" in the bottom right to "Bigger IS always better"
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# you could have done
but i tink it is also just as good the way it is

woo
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not sure whether it's actually funny or not
but if you fart at a cat, they get a strange expression. Like they're pretty unsure about it, at least.

They're curious animals.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# useful information corner is that way
*points*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *fucks off and stuff*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# who are they?
must be nice if they let you fuck them.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I don't think they do
they bite feet and eat crickets.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ...

*goes off to try*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Try cabbage?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Needs pea roast of geezer shitting on cat
or have i got false memory syndrome?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I seem to not have many stock photos of this event.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Found it!
mC's

not mine is mC's

Apologies if netiquette does not allow such things to be done i will hang head in shame and throw myself on mercy of board if required
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# see?
They're kind of fun, even if they're ludicrous.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Cherie never would have got him if it wasn't for Edna's Beadle hand.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# there's nothing better than a scary mong


click the pic for a bigger version
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# why did i click that?
as if i really wanted to see a bigger version



*runs away screaming..............*



woo
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Would.
Its been over a year :(
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Crikey!
Time to go, methinks.
See you later, you lovely lot.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Oddbod?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# NASA rethinks manned Mars mission...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# whoah
the screen name threw me for a bit there...

edit: i meant user-name, damn you msn!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# blimey
your username sounds a bit familiar...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I made that comment
when he/she first posted...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# its weird, because when i first
started posting here my name was monkeymonty... seems to be closing some kind of circle

maybe i should just change my username to cyriak, since thats the tag i always use.... nah i like the monty
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# there's another mr horrible on here somewhere
and a Dr Horrible. COnfusion reigns.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Thinking of Turin and the Super Bowl and Barry Bonds
but not Gary US Bonds.

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(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Heh
Nice one..!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Kurt Vonnegut Jnr
AICMFP
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Give those champion atheletes a break
They have to run really fast every 6 years or so.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Hangovers drive me craaaaazy....


Thank the Lord for b3ta.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
to that
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
# haha!
good lord
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:30, archived)
# thank god your eye isn't at the top of the board anymore
it was good, but it was starting to really creep me out!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# :)
i aim to disturb
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# best avoid the front page for a while then
as its out there innit.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# yay!
*does the cowboy dance*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# IN
not ON, that's classy
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Not nessercerly



(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Either way is good.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Wooo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# / sings along
Hurrah!

Looks rather like a cowboy Asterix...hmmm.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Ta peeps
(Would like to add that I didn't draw the cowboy just annimmutatled it)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Tonight let's think of the poor freezing children in Europe

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
that is fab-tastic!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# chinese new year.... a sad time for the drunks around here, as
the local chinese fast food joints close down for 2 days...

and on a weekend as well....

boo!

(tis a good job we thought ahead and bought a few re-heatable meals for tomorrow then innit) :-)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Gmail hates teh B3ta!


A true story. Nerdy, but true. Of all the random strings of characters in the world...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:17, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Hullo! Not seen you around, recently.
Is it me, am I blind? Or have you been... 'away'.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Hello!
I've been spending time in that there talk place, but I thought I'd come back in here for a bit.

I'm surprised that I'm even remembered.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I never forget a face, or a username.

/May be untrue.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Well, it's nice to be back here, anyway.
All the pictures brighten the place up - /talk is a bit drab.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# 38RpMzg!!!
Hahahahaha i geddit
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# it's the pMz that makes it funny
it's the 38R---g that makes it true.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Noon all


Thanks to mr horrible for the inspiration.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Woo!
but needs more BBC! ;)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Hehe!
Very good!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# excellent as ever
and a nice refreshing change from BBC....
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:22, archived)
# takes opportunity to post a rubbish attempt
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# whats pink
and smells of holly?
D'oh!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
periods.

/is still wasted from last night
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# What the blazes is this?
The photo caption practically made me come with joy!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
#

[edit] why are we tagging? i missed that bit.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# oh lord!
hahaha!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:04, archived)
# You called?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# yes, have you seen my keys?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# There in the drawer with the allen keys
where you left them.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yes
and you came! ahahaha!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Heh
Hahahaha!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# *conceptual threadjack*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, Twiglets!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i'm just not that chatty
thanks
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Your nuts
or you're nuts
This will have the pedants worried for hours!
WOO!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# both would be funny
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# yeah, i agonised
but both work i think
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Hullo. Rob says:
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:17, archived)
# At the risk of being called a spammer
It's written up on my blog with links to relevant B3ta threads.

Gonna update it today to include my uncomfortable telephone conversation with the editor of BBC News Online. :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# haha! you're famous!
i prefer it when my pages go viral to be honest. even when the NHS send me snotty letters
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Somebody told me about your BBC Whale post today
over brekkies.

"THAT'S PACHEY'S" said I and Paul said to tell you well done. So I have :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks Paul!
And thank you for passing that on.

Weirdly, I haven't been sent it yet!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# oh right
i've occasionally had one of mine sent back to me, it's never really bothered me. i'm not in it for the fame.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I've not had anything of mine sent to me.
But I have had people see my full name and ask me if I'm CaroWallis, which was nice.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:22, archived)
# my little fat drumming kid
www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/drumkid.gif gets about a bit. although he's tagged, so that kind of spoils any point i might make ;)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Ah, a classic.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# eye eye
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# *Craps self*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Woo!
but how does he sm..*gets shot in the face*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# yay!
got 'im!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *puts pants back on*
*has a cigarette
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Jeepers creepers!
You frighten and delight me in equal measures*. :)

*nearly

eidt: I'm waiting for someone to log on in a couple of days and say "so this guy on another forum starts trying to get everyone..." etc etc. This has avatar written all over it. Emoooooo! ;)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Well actually
it has "Cyriak" written all over it...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Christ!
That's blinking clever!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Blimey, that's evil.
Depth perception may be our only hope...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Jesus
Thats scary.. Afternoon, sir!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# and good afternoon to you
and everyone else. I can feel the shops calling me now. Is it cold outside?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I haven't set foot outside yet
Maybe later :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Yes.
Well, it is in Lincs.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# yeah, but not if you run around doing your shopping really fast.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# That was my ringtone for quite a while.
I found it hilarious, but the shame of having someone call me
in Tesco and watching the other shoppers' faces soon changed it to In The Mood.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha, i can imagine!
Wonder what people think of me then, given that mine is this? :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# That's fantastic!
*Goes to find mobile, to record*.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
god.

ha ha ha ha ha

*breathes*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
the most excellent piece of music ever written.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# yes. and windy.
weather report from London at 2.40: sky blue. wind. no sign of beavers.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# My goodness!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That
Is bloody good
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# jesus.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *pokes*
woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# He frightens me
but not if i had a handful of sand!!!

tres woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hehe
birthday today? happy birthday old bean
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# chairs : )


(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Jeebus!
Woo :¬)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *pokes*
'lo

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# 'Noon, sir
:¬)

EDIT: have now :¬)

EDIT2: What's the "tag-it" story, someone been stealing pics?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Virals
mostly... Pachey's whale kind of triggered it..
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I dunno about any story
I jus' do as I'm tole

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# That reminds me to take my
Zofeyerax
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Excellent :D
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# that's rather scary
but very good
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Quite nice.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# so when you shave
you have no eyelashes?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Cor!
Woo!

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# That's a bit fucking
gross. But fucking woo too! You freak.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# that's
special!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I think...
the spotty facial hair is the grossest aspect.
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hehe
my beard is like manky old cobwebs at the moment
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Yikes.
Haha. EYE am naked, and just woke up. And it's looking at me, or eye'd say something smart here.
/Jamaica
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:58, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Soup herb!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Shitting badgers on pogo sticks!
*fears*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# That is brilliant!
Very well done sir
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:17, archived)
# aww cheers mr sheep
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Well, it's not as bad as that mouth one
But it's still damned fugly.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
#
"Daddy, why is that strange man staring at me?"
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# eye
deal
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# that is most fucking woo
but why


oh why!!!!


on gods fucking earth, did you have to do that when I'm out of my tree???
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# i absoloutley love this
did try to reply earlier but my monitor blew up quite spectacularly whilst typing
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Sweet Zombie Jesus
That's... it's... just... wow.
(, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Still, probably funnier than the original duo...
probably funnier than the original duo...

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# oooh
interesting hat!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)

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