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I heard the rumbling tummies so logged on quickly

Today I had a small cheese and herb muffin and a glass of water. If I manage to keep it in I will have another later

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

aw you pore thing, are you ill?

I'm having:
chickeny soup rich in noodles and croutons, with toast
followed by six white cheddar and fine sliced tomato sandwiches
followed by a sponge cake with cherry jam inside

(gianthead, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

SIX sandwiches and all that?

Cor you must be a hungry boy. I hope that's as beezer as it sounds.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

they aren't very thick sandwiches

unfortunately, but they're very tasty

nice facts by the way

(gianthead, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

braw!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

ploughmans sandwich

salt and vinegar kettle chips, choccie fudge bar and a white crunch!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

mmmm

Braw, especially the white crunch (assuming that's white chocolate).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

salt and vinegar kettle chips

or my personal favourite salt and balsamic vinegar?

Kettles are the king of crisps

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

i might go to tescos in a minute

but i'm undecided on what to get

maybe a pasta salad maybe a blt sandwich, or maybe a sit-down meal.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

If you have a tesco sandwich

be sure and check it for lies

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5713222

/edit hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

A sit down meal could be good

then you could be satisfied that the chips you order will not have wilted.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

I REALLY like

Tesco's Chicken and Bacon Baguette. Mmm *drools*

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)

I'm having

A cheese and ham and mustard and onion and spinach and tomato sandwich

With nobbys steak crisps and an oxtail cup a soup

this will be followed by a banana, tea and a cigarette.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

A good well-rounded lunch

Don't forget to shove a few crisps into your lovely sandwich, if there is enough room.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

You haven't had a very big lunch

are you poorly?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)

Yes

I have been quite poorly but I am getting better now and have only just started experimenting with food again (since Monday).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

Hope you get well soon!

I have a dribbly nose and that today, but nothing could keep me from my food

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

Houmous and roasted pepper on a flatbread

farmhouse cheddar and spring onion crisps, and balackcurant cherry and rosehip smoothie....

thank you mr sainsbury

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

humus!

argh

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

Cor

That sounds delicious. I may have to come round your house/office/park bench to sample some of that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)

a really shit

packaged thin turkey sandwich from the canteen that stunk of farts when i opened it

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Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

hmmmmm fart sandwich!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

it didnt

really hit the spot to be honest

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Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)

Oh dear, that won't do

Can't you return it or bin it and see if there is something else? Maybe you should just forget butties for today and have chips.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)

I'm going to

the 'Freshers' sandwich shop on York uni campus for a chicken tikka baguette with a bottle of water and an apple :) *feels healthy*

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

Yes that is very healthy

Have a Tunnock's wafer to go with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)

Gone Thai.

King Tiger Prawn and Noodle soup
with lots of spinach, spring onions chillies and garlic (Miso soup base)

Clementines, Strawberries, Nectarines.
A handful of Pistachios.

Take the bike for it's MOT.
Then off to the pub.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

Cor! That is truly a braw lunch

I have a crusty roll nearby. I would like to dunk it in that soup.

After that I would like to steal some of your fruit.

And for supporting the Thai food industry and selecting yummy types of fruit...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)

You'd be welcome

I've made far too much as usual

/Edit : Thankyou very much !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hello Stand-in Duke

I yam having a pint of guiness and black, two carrots, a banana, an apple and a bit of choc-chip flapjack. Sounds healthy but i did have a sausage, egg and black pudding bap about an hour ago

Hope you feel better soon

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

Thank you

I've been like this since Monday and am only just managing to eat without... oh well never mind the details. It *is* lunch time after all.

Your lunch is very well-rounded. There is a bit of everything to let your tummy know that it is well cared-for.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

Sadly my tummy is also well rounded

hence so much fruit and stuff

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

hoorah!!!

mean beanz on toast for lunch

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)

Yay!

Minimalist lunches are braw. Fact. Yours fits that bill perfectly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

some

lovely cheese on some lovely toast, with lashings of ketchup :)

moisture comes courtesy of sainsburys summer fruits juice.

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)

Replace Ketchup

with Worcestershire Sauce.
(Lee and Perrins natch !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)

found some Worcestershire, so i got both on there now :)

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

lashings of ketchup..

also I like lashings of some sort of chilli sauce

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)

I have to toe the party line on ketchup

despite what I might think (although of course my opinions don't count because of being female).

Ketchup is for girlies and those who have the ghey. You need brown sauce on that or Worcestersashiyere sauce.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

Or no sauce

and ground black pepper instead

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

Mad Person Alert !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

ground pepper

on cheese and toast is awesome!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

Mad Person Alert !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

nay!

well i hope thats not true, i have ketchup on everything! my current stocks are 10kg's of heinz and 375ml of Canadian ketchup from teh Canada!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

Today I ahve

A Cheese and Pickle Sandwich

2 packets of Chili Heatwave Doritos

A Mars Bar

A Can of Orange Tango

lovingits redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)

mmmm chili heatwave doritos are the best

Like the hot monster munches

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

mmmm

A tasty lunch indeed.

Don't forget to shove a few of those yummy Doritos into your sandwich.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

a packet of milk chocolate digestives

as many cups of tea as possible and maybe a cottage pie (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)

I have seen a picture of you

and there is no room in that dinky belly of yours to fit an entire packet of milk chocolate digestives.

You are suffering from "eyes bigger than belly" syndrome, ma'am and I suggest you eat the cottage pie slowly and THEN see if there is room for biscuits afterwards else it will be all tummy-grasping and moaning later :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)

corned beef bap

nice stand in facts

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

Have Pickled Beetroot with that.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

It's Thurday

so it's corned beef! Well done!

And triple score for having a tufty club badge.
*eyes with envy*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

and it is that time of the working day again

for lunch I had;

pork or chicken or turkey steak/fillet
with sheep's cheese, tomato and goulash on it
spicy carrots
Bavarian noodley things with Tabasco
and a pretzel

all washed down with spezi, powerade and water

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

It sounds braw but

I suspect from what you said and because you've already eaten it that you had...
mystery meat! OOOOH

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

Mystery Meat !

and WTF are
Bavarian Noodles ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

haslet and cheese sub roll

various walkers crisps

tea.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)

Yay Haslet!

Braw! (so I am told)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

a omelette with chopped mushroom :)

'lo pot :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

'lo Proddy :)

Omelettes are braw and with mushroom, they are brawer!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)

Today I are having

Potato salad with Polish sausage
A bag of cheese and chive crisps
Ribena
and I may have some chocolate buttons later

(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

Your lunch would be perfect

but I am always suspicious of meat in salad products. They should be on the side, however, the fact that you had cheese and chive crisps and may have choccy buttons later has saved this lunch and even elevated it to braw status.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

Oooh, I'm late today sorry

I shall be having a bacon, tomato and avocado sandwich, with a side portion of crisps, and treacle tart for pudding

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tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

Cor

Yay for low-fat diets that other people stick to).

Treacle tart eh? ooooh *quivers*. With custard? cream? ice cream?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)

Evaporated milk

is my topping of choice with treacle tart

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)

i've been eating

an absurdly large chicken + salsa wrap and a medium sized apple pie. And drinking lots of tea.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

Yay for absurdly large chickens!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)

Argh I'm late, sorry

Just munched on a shredded chicken, watercress, mayonnaise and avocado bap from the baker's in the village (though I very nearly got waylaid by a really nice looking cake shop and tea rooms next door... I haven't spotted that before! Wahey!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)

Phew, just in time, Mr Not Pachey ;)

I was just about to comment on your wonderful as always lunch when my eyes spotted the "nice looking cake shop and tea rooms). I (and probably many others) await a full report on the contents of said shop.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

I shall provide the FULLEST possible report

quite soon, I assure you!

Thankyou, Miss Pot!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

Also Starring Shirley Bindun

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

wahey!

nice one there, careful now

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

quick & crap

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)

The pirates of penzance!

lolzer!! crzy!

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hypnochimp, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

yes to the second one

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

spamtastic

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

oi stop nicking my catchphrases

- patent pending-

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

another one? ok then

just like that

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new_matt, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

that's a lie

he got to suck teh american cock too

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

...

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

Regard your soldiers as your penguins, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

soldiers are well shaved

as should be teh fluffy penguins

*sharpens rusty razor*

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

In a fluffy world we'd all do knots

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hypnochimp, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

groan

hehehe

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

Pffffft !

(Pedant moment : It's Akela !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

I know

as I am one, however I had to spell it like that for all the mongs on here

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hypnochimp, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

Ah Well !

As long as it's just for the Mongs !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)

I was too until Christmas...

25 years and I needed a rest!

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

more fluff nazis

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

ooooh

nice work james

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha. Walk this way.

If I could walk that way ducky, I wouldn't need to goosestep.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

'noon b3ta :)

doink..doink..doink!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

pfffft

'noon

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Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

DOINK THE CLOWN!!

*wwf memories*

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

I worry

about that large blue dildo...scary clown... gives me the fear...

(radja, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

For the fluff competition

McMilk

(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

i had a mcdonalds yesterday for the first time in ages

oh how i was disappointed

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

i avoid it like the plague

which is closely resembles.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

i shall resume avoiding it myself

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

^this^

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

McMuck

yeah, last time i had a mcdonalds it didn't fill me up and gave me a bad stomach for a few days after :(

(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

It's hard to see over the dash...

when you're only a foot tall.

(cfb)

(Brundy, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

he must have a feckin huge head then

wooo for bunnies

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)

BIGGAR!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

done

click for big (and an example of dodgy late-night photoshopping :)

(Brundy, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

storm in a teacup

perhaps

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

menstrual leakage

in a teacup

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)

Here, borrow this then...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

hahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

haha

super..

(or regular, hell i don't have a clue about your flow)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

noice

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

Waiter!

there's black gunge in my tea!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

storm in a teacup

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

Just spotted this on BBC7...

The only surprise is that, after 10 series over 4 years, they managed to fill 30 minutes...

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

ack!

well at least Round the Horne is on today

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

yay!

"Stop messin' about..." etc etc!

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Arf!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Zombie campinologists rawk!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Job

I wrote those words! It's my job.

And a boring one it is too.

(Crude But Effective A weapon of mouse destruction, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

sunbathing squizzel courtesy of Doc G's shed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)

yarr, tis a redex

(edit - no longer a redex. very nice ;)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

I thought the redexes had been

scared off all thescared off by all the greyexes?

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

*Barks and jumps up and down in a frenzy*
I hate squirrels !

(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

pfffffft.

I just decided to lurk! :)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

hullo, lurkio.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

ZW!

*shakes hand firmly*

*picks pocket*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

Ta!

* remembers he was fortunate to place small dog turd in each pocket this morning.*

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Oh well.

*puts on eBay*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

well you're not doing it very well!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

hoorah!!!

MSN's b0rked!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

A depressingly

regular occurrence these days.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

is it SQUIRREL DAY?

i do hope so (: woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

Yay!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

yarr

tis squirrel pirate day!!!

woo

(and that is trés woo!!)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

inspired by the 'smoking causes kittens' post earlier

mr johnson. all your smoking has caused 'kitten of the lung.' your life is going to get better and better until you achieve imortality.

[edit] whoah pics come out a bit big. whooops.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)

I want one

*buys 3*

woo

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)

hahaha - if only !

*sparks up another kittin-causer* (:

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amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

you should add that

to 4rthurs dictionary

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

Bah!

and i've just given up the kitten sticks as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

I suspect

a lung kitten would be a fairly serious condition!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

thanks for the good news, doctor!

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

Fluffy shit away!

pee po belly bum draws.

(D.Anger, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)

Comp entry

woo, everyone is getting in the mood for fluffy

edit - Not worth a new thread, so I'm just clinging on.

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

Hurrah !

(You haven't actually compo'd it though !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

I realised

when I was looking at the latest entries. All fixed now though

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

Edward is no longer allowed to play with Mark.

Previous adventures of Edward Bear:
www.b3ta.com/board/5709216
www.b3ta.com/board/5712846

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)

mmmm! weird!

and a biscuit for dessert?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

you are a bad

man

:)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)

*phones childline*

hello, yes, that's right, again, indeed, neighbours with elton john, well you know what they say, yes the jacket, yep, and the cattle prods, just to be sure, ok, bye.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

pffft!

This is what the poor feller looks like today... chicken pox!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

ooooh

poor little blighter
*adds calomine lotion to bath*

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)

posting toples pics of your children again

you'll get into trouble again, just like that nice Mr Gadd.

and tell him not to pic the scabs or he'll look like a hispanic detective in a new york cop shop.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

We're trying!

His twin bro recovered from it recently and he's just about blemish free, although he had fewer spots!

Worst bit is that ZW Jr jr jr jr up there has a nasty spot right at his Gary Glitter, and he woke Mrs ZW and me up at hourly intervals last night to put cream on it... yeeeech - the joys of parenthood (and the skills of pretending to be fast asleep so the missus has to do it).

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

Gah!

poor chap.

just 14 weeks until i can experence the joys of this parenthood you are talking about.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)

random compo entry

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

pffft

arf!

I am enjoying this compo greatly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)

This

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

Sleepy-time at Auschwitz would have been cosier..

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

I saw Mick Hucknall in Tesco's

last week.

Ugly fucker.

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drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)

I hope you headbutted him.

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)

naturally

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drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)

I hope you

Set fire to his head,
then beat the flames out -
with a shovel
.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)

yay for nice nazi's

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

It's a bit late, but not to worry.

(wingnutkj, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)

hehehehehe

what are you laughing aboot?
/misses southpark

wooyaya!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

it's funny cos it's

~~true~~ a stereotype

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drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

haha

can I finish?
can I finish?
can I finish?

I'm finished

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

My local radio station

(Minster FM in York, Woo!) has been playing Cartmen's rendition of 'in the ghetto' this morning. Has me chuckling and rofling

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

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