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[challenge entry] A waste of an hour's photoshopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
that is all teh ace!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# It made me chuckle quite heartily.
Surely that in itself is worth an hour's 'shopping? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# If it makes people laugh
then yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# haha
great!

*clicks too!*
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# brilliant!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Arf !
Well done !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha
that domo sex doll gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Something for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

top cock ring.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Cheers
I wasn't sure whether you'd find it funny or just plain wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# wrong=funny
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I gotta get ma an A McD cockring!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Odd post?
I got a free sample of lubricant in my letterbox yesterday. It was also adressed 'To the Reverend'. That's cool.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
You said 'lubricant in my letterbox' !
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# top o' tha mornin'

Happy St. Patricks day :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# woo to this
yay too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Gold!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
thats really Quite Interesting..........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I'll ahve to drink some Irish beer tonight then
and sing some songs
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# just drink any old beer,
like every other night
(tea&toast, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Ah - that's super!
Quick non-b3ta related TJ:
When filling your car up with oil; how do you know when to stop pouring?
I have a paranoia about filling up over the 'Max' bit. Sorry for the odd questioning.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Do Not Fill A Vehicle Up With Oil
Unless it is an oil tanker

It will be messy
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I have to - or my engine will explode. Fool.
Edit: Just seen your post below. Sorry for calling you a fool!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Nae Probs
Also wipe off dipstick before re-inserting to check levels.

/used to work in lubes on technical desk

/cue lube jokes heard them all - and laffed
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Pour a bit
leave it to settle for a couple of minutes. Then check your dipstick (fnar fnar). Repeat to fade
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# This is what my Dad said, so I shall do this.
However, he gave instruction as: 'Take dipstick out'. 'Take top off'.
This won't appear highly amusing to you, as your parents didn't call your ex-significant other 'dipstick'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hurrah
for me and my fatherly advice. your fathers advice just sounds pervy....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Siriusly
DOn't forget to replace oil filler cap & CHECK otherwise you will Red Arrows on the motoerway when oils splurts over the hot exhaust manifold.

And necessitate steam clean engine (£50)
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Mini. Motorway. *Laughs self to death*.
But yes, like I say, my father gave instruction.
So hopefully all will be well. Was just checking :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Have you got an old mini?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah - I'm only joking though.
She regularly does 70, which is fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I would love another one
My first car was an mini. It was the tits. Dunno what speed it did though, the speedo didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha - fantastic!
I've done 80 before, but it's not healthy.
There's one for sale 'round here for £595. Red.
Might take a look at some point, but at that price. Hrmm. Something wrong.
Plus, my current Mini is an Internet-star, so I can't ditch her! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# They're ridiculously over priced
and I don't really like the new ones. They're just not the same

/edit an internet star?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Yeah, my current one wasn't cheap.
I learnt to drive in a new one. Not bad, but yeah, not the same.
Edit: Yes. Regularly featured on Flickr, like here and also, in the eBay ad here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Aw the poor thing!
Can't hear the advert as I'm at work. I'll look later.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# That sounds like rather a
personal question!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# trial and error i'm afraid
just keep checking the level on the dipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Aww, that's luverly and fluffy....
TJ: I don't theing the B3tan backgrounds has been updated in yonks... Is there anything similare out there with some of the lovely wallpaers made by the talented folks at B3ta?

I'm getting bored with my current one. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# you could have a darkling :)
[clicky]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Perfect!
Thankyou muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I tought youse weren't Oirish
woo pic
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Yay!
*steals pot of gold*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# and my birthday!
woo to that though
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# haha
that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# oh dear, not again...
... i'd keep running if i were you.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# arghhhhhh
*runs*

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Come on then !
Bring it on !
*Raises Hackles*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Ning!

Click for super huge wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# AGH!
*ducks*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# thats ace
i love gun pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# noice!
that is super huge and woo! although, is that a hint of emo?
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Nah
Its a hint of the cool gangster unkempt look.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# sorry!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(dieselmonkey, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# we got fun and games
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ouch
while looking for a pic to do for the compo I did come across an inflatable buttplug....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# .
(goober, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is that a hammer drill?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# poor parexel
they only want to make you better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ^this^
I actually registered with them last night to be a guinea pig/tester. I figured no fucker's gonna do it now, so might as well make some easy cash through drugs testing.



/and then possibly touring as a carnival freak.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Excellent
I look forward to injecting you with poison

good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Meh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# pffft
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# haha
great!
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Pffftt!
Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
I hate all of these.
Are you fucking trying to wind me up ?
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
*listens to the voice or reason*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Watch it
I'm quite happy to take on a badger too.
*Has got out of the wrong side of the basket this morning*
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# The temptation to 'shop your stairdog is strong
but fleeting.

See? there, it has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Just you try it !
Go On !
I Dares You !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# err
does anyone else
wipe their bum standing up ?
(kitten vice, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# i'll stand up and wipe your bum in a minute!
or something

good rapid reposition of bum-based query!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# no but i did hear about a technique entitled 'gloving'
Where the emabarrased wipee uses lots and lots of tissue paper to catch the poo to avoid noisy splashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# thats women
making fucking boxing gloves out of toilet paper then pratically fisting temselves up the arse!*





*maybe slightly incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# and i had
a mental dream last night where i was wiping and wiping and yet still it wasnt finished. rubbish.
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# No, but I understand it to be common.
Which way do you face in the shower?

Once my dad was talking about walking in on someone in the shower and said 'and the worst thing was he was washing his arse, so he was facing me.'. Up until that point I had never questioned that everyone faced away from the shower, but it seems that I am wrong and there is a fairly even split?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Surely it depends
On whether you are rinsing your front or back ?
Or which armpit ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Well, for general standing around pretending that you're not going to be late for work?
In fact, I never turn to face the shower, I look away throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Is that because
You are a big Jessie and afraid of getting soap in your eyes ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Then it's because
You wank in the shower
and standing facing inwards rinses the soap off too quickly !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# depends on wether I'm washing my back or front
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Phew !
It's not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i tend to face the shower
for general standing around, unless i'm unwinding then i face away.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like to vary
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# So does Furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# nice
variation is good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Incidently,
The original joke was 'bi-polar'.
Bee Dumb, and indeed, Tasche.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I've always been fascinated by this...
...no, unless I find it was inappropriately wiped and after having sweated a little, find it needs a re-wipe.

Interestingly, without undoing your belt, from the front through your zip, you can reach through for a rapid sweat-induced post-wipe; it's risky though.

But, my general wipe of choice is from the front, sitting down.

Most that I've surveyed tend to lean forward and wipe front to back.

Interestingly too, I've found that you can avoid being moaned at for dribbling on the floor or leaving the seat up by simply pissing in the sink; though I must also confess that when passing the lady’s toilet at work, I often nip in (sniff the seats of course) and sprinkle a little water on the seat and floor, just for fun.
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I wipe, whilst seated, from under my right thigh, using my left hand.
I'll be going for a poo in a minute, I'll let you know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Me also, it's not fully-brewed yet though...
...I could perhaps take a snap ready for Sunday.
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# no
that's plain wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I don't get this
despite being an avid reader of vonnegut
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Breakfast of Champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'll re-read it tonight
and get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Very early on, you can't miss it.
maybe page 5 or 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# i may have finally made a gif that is under the size limit..........
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# wow
the limit for animations is usually 250kb, but the smaller the better :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# 200k shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ha
i normally produce wonders exceeding 1mb....
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I also have this problem,
then when optimized they look absolutely shoooocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hmm,
from faq:
"animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable."

so 250 is like the upper limit.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Recommended Maximum
shirley?

/NO LIMITS!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# depends on how much you want to piss off the dialup users :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Not very much
Unless they are cunts not nice
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Damn it
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# You don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss.

Sorry, I didn't mean to take sides, I just kinda got carried away with the rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# .
(goober, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Me too


(pearoasted from the wee hours)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# hahahhaha
hahahatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Out of my window I see the best planning in london!!

its the smoke coming out of the top too...

/ready for flaming as 1st image posted and is crap, and unshopped
(far q is still lurking, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# pfft
I love phallic buildings
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:38, archived)
# and how it'll look when completed
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Thats great
they just need another 'bollock' unless of course its Hitler. Are you in the punk band Far Cue?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:38, archived)
# punk band
me ... no... soz
(far q is still lurking, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# you best be sorry too!
punk!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# no harm in
a real photo on a friday.........
(The Director of Directing, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:39, archived)
# HERESY!
*burns Um Bassey*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# pffft
and that crane looks like a pube
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Pssst... you're in the Flickr group now.
Just thought I'd delurk to tell you. Have fun! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# ah
great! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# That's great - and a good spot!
No flaming - it's funny and under filesize limit :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# do you live
just south of tower bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# nahh
thats teh view from old street looking towards bank
(far q is still lurking, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] unt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# iRISh?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# strawberry bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# it's the in thing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
#
 
 
 
                     you're
 
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Hull, Hull, Hull, its so poo its untrue, yes its Hull!!!
(cjuasdkcvuiovhyovukvhju.oac, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# no wedding ring!
FAKE!!!!!!

but, minor woo-age for you sah
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# two zingers please
and some hotwings
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Erm, thats KC, as in Kingston Communications
Hull is the only place in the country to have a comms company seperate from BT, and the service is shite!
(cjuasdkcvuiovhyovukvhju.oac, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Ah, I see
In that case, I'll just have a chicken fillet burger and a vianetta please.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# You wouldn't say that if you lived in Grimsby!
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# HULL AND PROUD OF IT
I dont care, the KC's the greatest soccer stadium in the world, THE WORLD I tells ya!

I agree with the arsehole bit in fererance to Hull (rather than the fab stadium) tho, the Gov's filled it full of shit, bleedin refugee's, thats why I moved out :-(

Nice pic by the way
(Hoofdog, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:39, archived)
# yeah
those damn refugees get all the breaks....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)
# londoners will have seen enough of these....

(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
although you need to add at least a tenner
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# yeah £4.30 is a bit of a bargain really.
payment comes in all forms though.....

(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Including the third form
Woo at yer pic
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Haha
Ahh she lives in the dark for the rest of her days.
(bonzos, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# 654654606064064 ?
Maybe?
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 654654606064064!

/edit: gah! mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# 654654606064065?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# explain!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 42
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# heh it spells 'BOOBIES' on a calculator
if you turn it round *sniggers*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# That's funny,
But so far, from 7 years of living in London and using illegal minicabs my friends and I have experienced:

- A sexual assult
- An arguement over £1 that resulted in a baseball bat being drawn on us
- A robbery at gunpoint
- A crash in a stolen car by a drunk "minicab" driver (this resulted in us being accused by the police of stealing it while drunk after the driver ran off... not fun)
- Being given the hard-sell on class A drungs instead of being taken home.

All in all, I'd rather walk home these days, and wish death on illegal minicabs and thier scumbag drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# yeah i'm still relatively new to living 'in' london...
i was threatened with a knife in nottingham, over my shitty mobile. it wasn't insured though, so didn't give him it(!?) he had gold teeth and everything.

good times.
(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ermmm
just take legal minicabs (???)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ^this^
noobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Well absolutely.
After the car crash incident, I never will take an illegal one again. I tried to lecture my friends on it, but they didn't listen, and then the other incidents occoured. They all agree with me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# yeh
stupid friends in plymouth had a similar incident and thats the point that they agreed with the rest of us over the issue.. ahh what a loverly place that was, front door broken into, one car stolen, another broken into, murders just down the road..
memories :)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
it does seem like the obvious solution
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# you ever tried to get a legal minicab in London at night?
they don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Fair enough.
But no I haven't. The only time I have graced london with my presence was on a school trip when i was in primary 7.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# is that the trip
that got you into bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# No my first trip
to dumfries got me into bumming. I was shopping, and an older boy touched me up. i think it was you.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# those were the days!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# have you ever thought on not using illegal mini cab and getting one from a licenced place?

[edit]have you been taking class A drungs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# The "A class"
are indeed the bestest of all the drungs.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# They are the yummi
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Government Approved - Class A
The bestest of all the durgs
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# And pray
Why do you keep taking them? I've lived here for 5 years and never bothered. You can ask any club to get you a real cab or a licensed one.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# you can ask, but do they do it?
I prefer contending with the nightbus losers.
And falling asleep and waking up in chipping barnet, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I've only used a minicab once
it took over an hour to get from Hyde Park to Docklands at 3 in the morning. The driver tried to charge £120, pulled a baseball bat when we refused. Lucky for us we had a Rhodesian (he refuses to recognise Zim) called John with us, who promptly grabbed it from the driver and smashed all the windows while we legged it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You are Malcolm McDowell
AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Yes, I don't think that sort of incident is rare sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# John is a silly name
for a Rhodesian Ridgeback !
How did you train it to play baseball ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# sounds like solid entertainment
to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Errrr...
if she's drunk enough to fuck a minicab driver how would she remember the fare?


...I'll get my coat.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# She could
have calculated it from the remaining change in her handbag?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# aHHhh
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
# ..or
found the receipt!
(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
# something like
Cab ride: 4,30
Gratuity: violent bum rape
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Mind you, they're short changing
cunts too, I hate the way they charge you forty quid to go home then look in awe when you present them with a fifty, then fiddle around with tiny change till you say 'aww fuck it mate have a good night'
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# in days of old...
In Milton Keynes the licenced cabs used to not switch on the meter, then make up the fare when you got home, making a £6 fare magically into £10 etc.

So after many weeks of this I kept a load of change, actually about £6 in 2p/5p coins.... Cue taxi driver claiming excessive fare. I explained the fare was being overcharged and he said "well I'll fucking take you back to the city then". At which point I dropped all the coins on the back seat and said "fuck it, pick that lot up and use it to get your meter fixed!" I got out and walked down an alleyway while he frantically picked up all the coins.

Amusingly that summer there were a number of taxi driver assaults and 2 taxis burnt out :-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# :)
Legaly if a taxi has a meter they have to turn it on, if not you dont have to pay them. FACT
(chemicals1234, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Try telling that to the driver when you're pissed as a fart at 3am.
Actually that's probably the time you would tell them...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# DRINK!
FECK!

GIRLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)
# ARSE!
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)
# I picture him in a metallic gold lame' body suit
with a green belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# garry glitter?
perv
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# oh dear
there's gonna be trouble!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Prepare the 'bindun' cannon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# the birth of abu hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Yaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
spooky, I'm working on a Beadle pic at this very moment :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hehe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# yarr
that be original pirate material
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well repost this one
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# WOO!

i think it'll sell, do one with mercury in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)
# it already has the blood of freddy in it
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Special Edition!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# you scumbag you maggot
you cheap lousy faggot
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# may a crisp fist your arse
and pay colditz in glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# And the boys with the NY peadophile
were singing your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# and my bell end was ringing out
for Martin Day
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# The Essex FM DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)
# :)
he's so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# teh seam!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Lully bottom on that one.
err. Ick!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# and no teeth as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# BONUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# would,
/mumbles something about fireplace and mantlepiece
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)
# it was during the previous special edition
that paper bags were invented
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# That gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Did you have to change his skin tone?
He's normally a lot yellower than that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)
# You wouldn't believe
It took me about an hour!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# 'tis
teh funnegh!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# today i am made redundant
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)
# then spend the entire day wanking!
nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# ^this
im off to school now

thank god your NOT me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)
# pffttt!!
your not one of these people that has a shuffle at school are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# ...



maybe

...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# WANKER!



;) TM
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)
# so what if i enjoy the
occasional shaking of my john thomas

who doesnt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# *tries to look innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# well said!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# A Noncy Teacher?
yerk
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# haha
That would have been "Mr Durban" back when I was in school, dodgy fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ooh we got so many now adays
were do i start

mr morris the pedo PE teacher...made us shower naked and came and watched
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
I shouldnt laugh, did he have his hands in his pockets fiddling with his whislte??
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)
# oh dear
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Have you got a new job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)
# nope
got three that i'm waiting to hear about. 1 i really want. 1 that would do and 1 that i'm not sure will pay enough...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# is this the one that has been impending
for a while?

or have you been made reduntant AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:55, archived)
# this is the one that's been dragging on for fucking ages
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# So is this your last day today?
Do something evil
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
#
about this... Upgrade from FF 1.0 to FF 1.5 to get your browser behaving itself.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Cheers!
Aye I've got 1.5 at work and it works fine. I shall upgrade at home later
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)
# yes
wasn't there a QotW about this some time ago?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)
# shit man
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# what a great day to go and get pissed
find an irish pub and you;ll probably get pissed for free.

bad luck on the redundancy and all that, at least you're not stuck at my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# damn that sucks

good luck with the job hunting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)
# that sucks
or have you got something else already?

/edit, oh never you mind, I just read your replies above ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)
# got reduntified jan 1st
stuck through till now, ended up with a blinding new job (not literally silly) doing amazing things. very excited, worth the slow agonising drift into madness. have faith..

what do you do?
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Spend the day...
... "cleaning out" the files on every pc you can lay hands on or better still on the file server...

Don't forget to leave a "gift" tucked out of sight in the staff room. Milk or fish ought to do it!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Mother?
Sorry about your redundness.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick with no style


(Untitled1, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Mr Fwibble!!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# and yay!
(norumbegan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

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