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# sorry, had to do it
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Why didn't somebody tell her to turn up at the Marathon a day late.
So she'd be running into fucking traffic.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I particularly liked...
...the boss head on it!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ..
they used to bully him in school, but at least he could still yell at the kids with glasses... FOUREYES!

edit: grumble.. pic wrong... here it is now..
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*shakes*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# ROFL!
LMAO!
WTF!
LOL!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# this makes my eyes hurt
but not as much as those pic with two sets of eyes on top of each other...these things always seem to make me hurt
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that photofit cracks me up. Has he been on the parexel drug trials?

/topical
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# the faces
poking round the corner are the stuff of nightmares
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Sexy nightmares?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# there are another kind?

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Now that you mention it
no, there aren't
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha
can't wait for PantSeatFlyer to get hold of them
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
#

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Great! I knew I'd see that fellow on here today.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# BONUS IMAGE:
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# The mongolian mauler
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# my friend was in that film
she had to take her clothes off down to her pants & bra
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Was she playing one of the nurses?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# bit late
but yes she was :¬)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!! great hummus!
top shop!

*clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# The Ice cream man was found dead...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Was he playing the music
cos he ran out of icecream?

:o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I scream
u scream
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# one bad pun deserves another.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# and its goodnight from him...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# get out!
hehe

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
#
/slams door and fading footsteps
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# where.....

Does that expression originate?

(the Sherlock but, not the Angel Delight)

It's something I've wondered for some time.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# woo! I know that ice cream van
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
Git yer git yer git yer free cone!

LOL!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# It'll happen I tell ye!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# So has he got a tube
up his arse to shit through?

Doesn't seem wise to me.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# nope...
he'll just do a ong stringy shit like my old goldfish.

Before it died.


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(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Haha!
Is he actually doing that?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# That's pretty much how my goldfish died
damn I was an arse when I was little. :/
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ooh a chance for a cheeky pearoast
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
I fucking love that
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# This is still ace
and hooray to being named after a Robert Rankin character.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I actually LOLed
Woo to you sir!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Heh :)

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# You don't hear much about him on this side of the world.
What's he up to this time?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Max had a very special relationship with Freeway


(Inspired by the moider post below - but thrown together far too quickly)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Moider!
Freeway loves it.

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I love that monkey
he's totally insane and they've given him a pet dog
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# so does lucky


(cor I'm on a pearoasting roll today!)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Dog-fucking pearoast frenzy!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Hurrah! It's dog fucking tuesday!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
your fucked in the head box! but funny!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
did you have to move snoopy into position in the final frame?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Top Tip
Top Tip from Benny Bridge: Ever been in on a car journey and wanted a coolie but found them all hot in the boot? Well then, wet a sock, put the can in and hang it from the wing mirror as you drive along. Hey presto, cold beer (for the passenger of course) - as the water evaporates it cools the beer. The thicker and longer the sock the better.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# what do you wet the sock with?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ACETONE!
or possibly stomach acid
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# stuff
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Blood
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Blood is a lubricant, not a coolant
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you open the beer and we the sock with it
can you not see the picture detailing the whole thing?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# manjuice

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(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# there's no other way
there's no other way
the only way the is is spunk
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Liquid nitrogen
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# err ok.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Arf!
Top hummous sir
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# While stocks last.



.. and pants filled.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Haha - I know those trousers


(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# those 7 months and 14 days in a solitary chamber
planning your introduction to b3ta were entirely worthwhile.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
^^this

best use of lurkage???
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *clicks*



*doesn't really click*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I wee in a thermos to warm my cold chocolate
is this the same principle?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# depends if you are driving
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# and whether the beer is carling or fosters
what with them both being distilled from piss
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# both made by
the same company in the same brewary, fosters is 0,1% stronger

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I told you ducks were
a great Idea

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I was just having a conversation over msn about shitting in a thermos
when i saw that. How strange
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# touché
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I'll save that in my Gmos/schnurr folder when I get back from lectures
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# };->
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# i think
you should keep on lurking.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# It certainly does cool the beer.
but not by much.

*has been a bored geek.*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# First a link

and now a Talk


whats next?


(Calendar entry I guess)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# nah...
FP



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(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Top Tip:
C'mon over to /talk if you aren't going to post a pic.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# And with the money you'll have to spend
taking the dents out of your car door, you could have bought a fucking ice box in the first place
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Guess the play
Winner gets a prize.*



*Actual prize may be a figment of my imagination
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# romeo and juliet
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Winner!
*passes figment of imagination*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# one metric figment
or a traditional imperial sized figment?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I'm head mech for that show
in about a week.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Romeo and Juliet
What I win?? :D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# The honour of being second
: )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# romeo
and juliet

and no helicopter
no shark
not real
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# The Prince and the Pauper and his favourite Duck
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Romeo & Juliet
edit : damn, too slow
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Romeo and Juliet
gimme imaginary prize
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# row row row your mayo along the jew's back bruce at
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Magnet in the springtime?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I move the explosion, here have an orange
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# the microwave
has interfered with teh upload codez
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# it seems that way
I thought you could imbed youtube movies... I thought wrong
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# actually...
I wonder if you can as some pages seem to look like that.

And YAY! for electromagetically induced plasma!!

Not to encourage this sort of thing but how about a nice steel bowl of petrol? That might be quite nice to watch :)

*edit* hmm, orangey!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Aaaargh! My eyes!!!

Its a link!!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# wouldn't it be great to have
a board devoted to them?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# no, it would never catch on
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# sorry
i moved it, have a screaming orange
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# arrgh no!
*shit's pants*

can we have the link back? all is forgiven
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# You were both on many, many drugs
AICMFP

/edit - I now give it 3 minutes before the first "neato"...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Is your friend a spacker/mong?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# no
just a small persian man who is afraid of shrapnel
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# when they met

It was moider! Or should it be moida? I just don't know.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hold on......

*refers to the Book of Max


Yes, "moider" is correct
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
And now he's solving/committing moiders in heaven.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# buddum tsshh
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# yay! I shopped that quack too!
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Dr Pepper indeed.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# pah!
pah-te-pah-pants!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# me 3!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ...and your father smells of elderberries?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahah
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Aaaahhhhh Choo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft and woo to you too


edit whoops just noticed shitty bit, sorted
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Yay for Rocky!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# arf!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# arf too!


Yay! for cross-dressing butchsters!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hoff's preparation for panto is causing him some discomfort
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# top shop sir!
needs more woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Last one for now
it's pub o'clock
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# no time to lose no time to lose no time to lose
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# there is nee spoon..
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# What tricks does she do?
Do they involve ping pong balls?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# she can suck a dog
through 40 feet of garden hose
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# blimey
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Woo!
But TJ - ZOMG there's a video including the ambulance and its men in REAL LIFE!!!
clickclickclick
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# nice,
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# ppfft
someone needs spanging :)

and check out the menu at work for tommorow,


Kaiserschmarrn mit warmen Zimtpflaumen
omelet cut up into pieces
with warm cinnamoned plums

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
#
omelet=pancakes

Kaiserschmarrn is yum
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I know this but it
was more the plums bit that made me snigger

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Rock n Rollllllllll!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I have a horrible feeling
that plant is a fascist
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha
I don't know about being fascist, but it certainly has anarchic leanings!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Let's not draw conclusions too quickly about plantheads
if he hates black earthware, then I'll be convinced.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# trying to deal with it
when there's huge lines of potted plants at the garden centre could be leaving it too late.

I say, nuke em from orbit, only way to be sure
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# indeed
I wanna rock and roll all night
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# what is that lovely
foliage?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# ALOE!!
LETS RAWK VERA!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# IS THAT YOU?
ROBERT PLANT?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# nice
bookmarked it! :D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# oh no
giggle
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *shoots self in head*
*di...*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ..d you ever see a monkey with his finger up his c...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ...illit bang!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# They don't make songs like that anymore..
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Understandable really :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# stoppit
please


*groans*


woo?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# wince

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# mince
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# pince
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# quince

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# are you watching the Tim Vine DVD?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hahah
that's so bad! it gets a *cleek*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# hahahhaha likes that one
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# something's not quite right
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# agh! inbred family!
woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# would,
would, would, would. Yay!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# even the one
with the funny eye?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# keep away from the guy with the funny eye
keep away from the funny eyed guy
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# not funny
tragic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# especially that one...
he'd be first up against the wall when the gay revolution starts
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I know!
That tie's just fucking awful
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# quit switching faces on people
let them do it themselves... (pearoast from long ago)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# the girl 2 from left
Reminds me of Karl Pilkington =\
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# well...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Prescott is a spider?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *doesn't understand*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# this
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# thanking you
good sir
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# what a nice man you are :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# spider pie!
PFFT WTF LOL!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Yay!
Pieders and spies
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:40, archived)

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