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# suddenly there was an eerie creak and a snap
and the funniest cartoon ever written was ruined forever...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# So your piece of shit fell apart
but what about this funniest cartoon you mention?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Oh come on now
you cant tell me you lot really have gotten that soft in my absence?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha, apparently so.
It's the sunshine, and too many jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Well i cant argue with jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# you could but people will call you mad
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
# You are weak, like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# resists urge to pearoast...
...fails
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# no!
lick it an stick it
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# *grabs handbag*

oooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# yay
thats fab :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Awwww
That's really sad. It could have been such a funny cartoon. It is still fucking brilliant though! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# now that's
thinking outside the box (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# The background's starting to leak out too!
Oh noes! Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# That reminds me of this!


/pearoasts
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Why am I the only one for whom Photobucket won't work today?
*cries*
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Guitar tabs.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# puntastic :D
*sparks up a riff*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# ghehe
(Deus_Ed, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# It vasn't me, honest.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# it fuckin' was not!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# maybe he was a schitzoid
(Deus_Ed, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# that's plausible
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# well you started it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# No
we didn't.
(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# that's another fine mess you've got us into
/L&H
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# I vas onleee followin Eva's orderz!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Devil Duck
NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta
bigger!

Previously: 54 53 52 51 50 49 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41
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21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Biro art
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# too....much....talent
*steadies rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# stop it now
stop being so damn good
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Great!
Have a Woo for that: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# woo too thee.
have a cheap hull post


(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Cor!
Thats stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# that is cocking acetastic
and will please him no end :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Fantastic
I love his slice of toast.
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# hey, that's top
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# YAY!

im profiling that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
# *waits for his*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# ooooooo
Do me. Do me!!!!

Then draw me a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# sooooperb
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 30 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Woo
I am officially jelliss!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# These are amazing
These random Ants and monsters are awesome.

Before I looked at the other 70 jillion pics I thought you were making portraits of people's b3ta names...

I envy your drawing abilities to no end (my fav is the headcrab porn pic)!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:21, archived)
# probably bin done atleast a thousand times.
but im proud of it. so there.
and it took way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# ...funnier in my head...
(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# better out than in
cute kitten though.
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Uh Oh!
(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# that just......
........scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Teh fear!!
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# JEANS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# dont make me pearoast my Xmen puns!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# oh gowan
i dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# them is fighting talks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# O RLY.
*waves spoon menacingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# *pulls out a japanese fighting spatula
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# egads
wasnt expecting that one.
*wields bin lid shield*
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# *cuts through bin lid like it was made of butter

*Realises it was made of butter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# :(
that was my tea.

meany.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Camera phone a bit fuzzy but....
When you see a chance you gotta sieze it.



Rough, be-edged, quick, nasty. I know. I don't need telling. JK/TCHNQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# ahhhh, the old menswear gags

it's about time they reformed shirley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# ^ oh God no
They've only just cleaned all the "Menswe@r are fit" graffiti off of the girls' toilet door in the Good Mixer. It now says, to my great pleasure, "ROB SEX GOD". I am that Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:29, archived)
# there's an 'r' in 'Infomation' by the way.
revenge pettiness
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# On your website...
"Here you will find some examples of my artwork, infomation on my published work and ..."

"Information"

You can thank me with roses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Can I have the coffee cream please?
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# I'm sorry, there has been some misunderstanding.
I wanted the Outkast track.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# now all is clear
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# ahhhhh

and the revenge bit?

Did I offend your honour in a previous life sir?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I must be full of shit cos every post I've made in the last few weeks
seems to get the smackdown from yerself.

Of course, they might be rubbish but I'm trying, nonetheless...

EDIT: However, is mindful that what you read in a post is not always what was intended by the author.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# goodness! I had no idea
never have I spoken a word intent on harm.
Any comments are purely in jest, you have my humblest apologies. :)

I shall investigate just how much of a cad I have been!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# No there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# ....
the word "infomation" has no R. its not even a word.

*in argumentative mood*
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# This is a sort of pea


But I've modified it, and the boards quiet, and it WAS posted at ungodly hours this morning.

/making excuses
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Woo!
Terriers are best
when painted in white and black.
Collar optional.

Did you make his body and head out of 'speech bubbles?'
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha, FACT
Nice haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Collar?
I thought it was his TEEFS
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Nah.
The diamante look is very in this season.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Oi Nobby
Did you ever draw a suggestion from Biromash time the other day?
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# This one
www.b3ta.com/board/5947589
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Love it.
One of those chaps ripped holes in my hand.
He was playing, so i'm told
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I say compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Haha, but is he leet?
I should give him bigger bloodshot eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# he's better than 90% of the entrys so far
and all computery and square.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I'll make him say "omg roffles"
That'll be original! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I have nothing to say on the subject of dogs
although I do love the look of this guy - like a robotic mutt

have this anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# they started making Texan Bars again

and they are just ace lovely as they used to be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# I heard that
but haven't seen any

are they just as difficult to chew or was that simply because I was 7 years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# this is a sort of pea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Thats a very lovely sort of pea.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# how "sweet" of you to say

hahahahaa
d'ya geddit?

ha ah aha ah aa

"sweet", hah aahah a
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I have a pea, too
I call him Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:29, archived)
# "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Ooh, hello.
Did you see them? Were they ace? They were so ace!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Not yet
Sunday night...really excited.

Still in Merka at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Aah, thought you meant this weekend.
You're in for a treat, they were fantastic. And the new sincle is INCRED.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Excellent
I'm really glad you enjoyed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# : )
It was fantastic enough to even get the chance to. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# I do so like your drawerings
:)
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Thenkyou lully!
You'be been on form today, saw your cartoons earlier. Made me chuckle like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Cheers honey
:)
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# he is maybe a little too closely cropped
but otherwise lully (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Haha, cursed illustrator wouldn;t let me
But yay! Thenkyou.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# wow
which bubble bath do they use?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# ...Freaky....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# that's crazy
woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# you are michael jackson
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# strange
I'm reminded of Eddie Murphy in his Delirious stand up talking about playing the fart game in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# This makes me want to hum
"be dee bab bip bab diddly do" when I watch it.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Thats terrifying.
Really terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Waiter, what's this african doing in my soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:15, archived)
# claiming asylum
*ouch*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# argh! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# hehe, that is a good source image...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# soruce?
thought she looked a bit Japanese?

/not happy with two race-based gags in one thread wtf?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# 11 points if you can name the tv show it came from
hint: graboids
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:48, archived)
# I would claim my 11 points
but I was around last time you mentioned it was from the tremors tv spinoff
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Woo for shovels...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Been done, but a bit different
(i.e. this is more wanky me thinks)
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# The Da Vinci Turbot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# close
but there are only two possibilities, it seems, after the number of attempts that have been made so far.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Halibut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# RIS?
Just joking! lols! woo and a dollop of way!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# *gasp*
Da Vinci!

what an ace post, but what a fucking shite film. it makes me wish philladelphia was a documentary
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# it's a soft cheese isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# DaVinci
mackrel
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:13, archived)
# My brother says
Da Vinci Haddock

*slaps*
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# tried to animate them all, just couldn't do it


so you get just a few of them
(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# The Hovis Kid is Based on hitler.
All yu need to do is give him the tash....

see?!



xDDx
(xDDx, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# needs more gifulating
but the n00b has a point by Jove

his sister looks like a right cartoon slag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# so
does he also like the whole bread.
with no crusts cut off?

// ends antisemtic nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Purity guaranteed


(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# love this, was waiting for it to rise again
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ba doom
tssh
(whatsinaname, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Bril
liant

(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Ooh, how rare!
A springy Pooh woo! Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
www.b3ta.com/board/5967886
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# lol
no, really, i did. prolly for the first time ever when i put lol.

click for that
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I don't overly trust
that "King Smill" either.
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Hah, I thought that when I watched it
I love the blue tache too.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# ..Tonight in the Big Brother House
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# sorry BBD
am not getting this one

*feels silly*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Also
feels silly
(biajw, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# hurrah!
I'm taking you down with me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Pick of the day
is on 5?
(manifold, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# 5 has more worth watching than 4
which isn't saying much.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# i remember the good ol' days
when 4 was intellectual entertainment, and five was low grade smut and filth
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Channel four, home of Mini Pops *shudders*
or Kiddy Stare, hosted by Chris Packham
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Big Brother House?... maybe...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I don't get this either
Is it posting unshopped stuff from telly guides hour?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# the best hour of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# all UK soaps are atrociously bad
full of characters who are horrible, bitter, vindictive, nasty, arrogant etc. etc.

complete cunts in other words, *nobody* is ever happy in them
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:02, archived)
# OI! BUTTON IT YOU SLAG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# You ain't my Dad!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# actually I might be
describe your mother - in detail


*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Well, her name's Dot...
*watches Griffin Saver's manhood detumesce*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# my manhood's not posh enough to detumesce
in fact I'm all done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I HATE YOU!
/plays along
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# how long before we start snogging furiously?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# when Christopher Reeve learns to walk again?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I can wait
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Could zombie Christopher Reeve walk?
or would he drag himself along the ground?

zombie showjumping horse or zombie wheelchair I reckon

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# dang - that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# But
watching happy people is boring. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# yeah
but watching happy characters who you know are at one point going to crash and burn in some social way isn't boring

the characters in UK soaps are unhappy more than they are happy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# You left me at the altar you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:12, archived)
# just like real life
and that, my friends, is why I visit this board.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# am it fluffy teim yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Well, i like it atleast
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# OMG!!!! Please feel free to slap me with your favourite body part if this is a glasscock...but have checked glassco.cx.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5030814.stm
OMFG!!! Recognise from newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Meh
Typical Iranian
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahah!
And HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# I still don't understand why it is 'hate'
the bloke ripped him off, he is entitled to his revenge.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
# it could be libel though
its all on the burden of proof
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Is it still libel
considering that technically, the guy who put up the website paid for the images and data he uses?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I dunno
I do computers n that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Ditto
I know nothing of such fripperies, Mildred!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# I believe the libellous bit
Is saying the guy sold a duff laptop.
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# or when he said he was a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Well, he did.
Shouldn't be too hard to prove, right? As well as the long deliver time, surely that can be proved.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# also that he is writing it in the first person as Amir wotsit
If he simply wrote the facts rather than faking a blog he might have a stronger position

however b3ta.com/board/5968397
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Yeah good point
but im just saying people need to stop with the OMG HATE! People of different nations, colours and creeds are still allowed to fight each other in courts of law without ever concidering such shallow things.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# right on brother
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# could be the offish tone of some of the comment
site did not contain hate but was prepared in an environment where some hate may have been present

/hope the little cunt gets fucked right over & added to the sex offenders reg.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# can you imagine the conversation at the police station though
I hope this goes further - the blog guy says he has left the hard disk intact

this could be very funny indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# *slaps with body parts*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Was it Prunes?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# The Daily Mail have an article about it too
Why do the papers seem to be sticking up for the pervert scumbag who sold the defective laptop in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Well,
it is teh Daily Mail... 'nuff said
(biajw, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# What?
The Daily Mail sticking up for someone called Amir? Whatever next.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Good point
well made.
Must be hard for them to pick a side in this case..
(biajw, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# they were also on the side of the angels with the Stephen Lawrence thing
still trying to make up for backing Hitler I suppose
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Readers are siding with the buyer it seems
based on the comments page www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=388189&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:20, archived)
# DIY films!!!!
Love it, love it love it! My husband spent weeks making and editing a number of DIY films, only to find that a number of the people who buy them have copied and sold a considerable ammount of them on e-bay. These people think they can earn money off other peoples' backs. We have been threatened and abused for trying to protect our products. To read a story of such appropriate revenge really lifts my spirits. Well done that man!

- Claire Whitehead, orpington england
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Because..
The person who built the website knows how to use the interweb, it's a well known fact only perverts and kiddy fidlers know how to use the internet.

ergo bloke who built website is a nonce and should be destroyed for obviously grooming teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Yeah, the whole tone seemed to be
"He HACKED this poor man's hotmail account!"
(He didn't, it signed him in automatically, and if I recall correctly he didn't do a damn thing with it.)

"If the laptop was so 'defective', how come he could repair it to get these images?"
(The laptop was arsed, the hard drive wasn't.)


Etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# it could be libelous i guess because he wrote it from the perspective of the guy
who screwed him over.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Mail & skanker have common interests
perving, repressed gaietyness &....profit!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Is this the site?
www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Think that's the comments page
The link should be in the newsletter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Just read the auction itself
Apparently "it just needs a charger which needs a charger due to he stole the charger childishly".

WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Oooh!
What's the URL?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# The seller is a thieving little cunt : )
Ebay is full of them. This one is particularly stupid though, by the sound of it. My bet is if he could have booted it up he would have cleared the hard-drive. Hope he gets cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Disappointingly,
last time I looked "laptopguy" (the guy who was ripped off) had taken down the comments page - where the guy that ripped him off had called him, among other things, a paedophile and other stuff.

This was clearly defamation, but the guy took it all down because some of the comments made by others got a bit fruity.

As the guy that did the ripping off also claimed that the site was "racist" - despite no mention being made of his race by the guy that was ripped off - I am guessing that the guy that got ripped off is also going to have the police all over him.

Best bet for him, I think, is to hijack a plane and claim asylum in Afghanistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I like this more

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:44, archived)
# or this
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# this was the first
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# how can you lose 12 billion pound?
I mean after the first 4 billion or so you'd bound to notice something wrong on your bank statements wouldn't you?

perhaps Amir Massoud Tofangsazan has started working for them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# If you owe the bank twelve grand, that's your problem
but if you owe the bank twelve billion, that's their problem!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# ha ha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# meh..
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 30 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Is this
sexual?
(waxdart hello., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# do you want it to be?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 30 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# mah!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# have a boingy woo
when I was young, my parents bought me something that looked like that whilst on holiday. It was basically a balloon full of flour with a face painted on it. I broke it after about 10 min, and covered the inside of my Dad's new car in flour.

ah the days...
/end of blog
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# it is one of those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 30 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# YAY for bouncy orange things

i think i should stick to lurking
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Zing zing zing bar?
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# you know your boobahs well
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# that's so odd looking
I like it
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Sproing!
I "won" one of these from the machines at a service station a few months ago. They're full of some kind of bloody horrible goo.
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:15, archived)

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