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# ning
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Ning chap..
Great stuff again :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# ello mate
im over in cov tomorrow for the kite festival
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
# We have a kite festival?
I presume its at the memorial park ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# yes it is
horrible might go with his kids as well
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# if it'sthe slang for using stolen cheque books
then yes you do, alright fella
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Alright skipper.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# cor
astro boy watching the proles on parade
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)
# best
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)
# comic
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# ever
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# eaten
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# out
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hairy
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# arsegoblet
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)
# "I'm a cat for some reason"
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
# pfft
a stand for hats!
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Very good
if you like that sort of thing, which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Fanspastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)
# "Lol."
"Three thumbs up!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox, ex-President of the Galaxy.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Bummingmore Bummingwhore Barrymore
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# urgh!
thass nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)
# haha
I haven't laughed so much since grandma died.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Or
Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# just messing about
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Should've gone to KFC...
That is very, very Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Yum!
Needs gushing blood
Edit: Woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)
# this
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Yay
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I hope he takes his watch off
It won't taste nice. (will it?).
(I'm Like Fish On the boil since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# EEEEK
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# is
that you old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# yar
tis i
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# arr
ye be having the loose limbs old matey
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# ^ this
most certainly... by the way, I've heard it tastes like chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# that am very good!
looks like something Sheep would do.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# but without the smug git look on his face
/runs

EDIT: sheep's face i mean

/runs again
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Alas
You've mistaken smugness for what is actually a look of profound wisdom and melancholy - it comes with being brilliant.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# mmmmm
yum
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Mmmm!
Some brown sauce with that?
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Absolutely Wonderful
you've beaten me at my own game*


*special effects rather than cannibalism
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# As the late Angry Pierre would say: another!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# haha, look at him be in time with the post below!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# hehe yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# So..hypnotising...
zzzzzzzzzzz etc.
(I'm Like Fish On the boil since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Woooo
I love all of these
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
i luuuuurve these. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# the best one yet!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)
# YAY!!
it made my sad sad day
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)
# aaawwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Yes!
*eyes up Samantha by the paper shredder* :)
\edit woo as always! love these to soooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Told you
I'm not stopping until you get some
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Fantastic, get all of these in an online gallery somewhere!
they're great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)
# due to the viral rage that has been going on
I already did just that :)

b3ta.hnldesign.nl/index.php?list=4
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)
# awwww!
the best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)
# not sure why I did this

it must be those amazing teeth
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)
# *Sings*
I don't want to die a virgin....
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Dale Winton with a touch of
youthful John Craven
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Haha - ^this!



x19
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee
He can't remember the words!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# "get away from me you psycho....... no can't buy me a drink"


actually, looks more like he's putting on aftershave, not that he looks like he needs to shave

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# sexy time


huge, yet somewhat erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Nope,
without being able to see the teeth her sexiness quotient drops from a respectable 8/10 to a pathetic 3/10
(Marwood, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# holy regurgitated rectal retreads,
and a godfuckingdamn as well - woo & yay for dinner time blitzkreig!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# phwoar
i've got the right horn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Who has the left horn?
And if there is no left horn, have you in fact got the central horn - meaning you have a unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# I think you'll find
that's the wrong horn.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# And when don't you?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Crikey O Nora.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Great!
but I'm thinking 'nice quiet time' rather than sexy time I must confess
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Gah!
that fears me :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# That photo just warped my fragile little mind.
I think we need some kittens to make it better.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ahem
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# suspect mongychops may be killing them as I type
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Not if they're ninja kittens...
There are a few more of them than there are of him. They don't need those pointy star things, they have claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)
# great
but shouldn't the studded thing go in front of her lips?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# UM
it`s.. perspective


     . o O ( fuck )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# there's always one...tcoh!
gives it another dimension - NOW THAT HE BROUGHT IT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)
# PERV!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# nice lip stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# mongychops post further down bought this to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Haha! That's a good idea actually.
(Marwood, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# It would be a bit crap really...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Pfft!
The old dears would have to consume GALLONS to get a good read
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# or there's this....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Pffft!
thats great and yet useless
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Chewy!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# not so funny now is it bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Is that tara reid?
she has very shiny nipples.

EDITIO!- M'off! Ta-ra! (geddit?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)
# RIS?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Hehe justice or revenge?
Woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha

mongy's back woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)
# only today
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# oh fucksucks mother, mongy shan't be staying after all,
thats a bugger and a damn shame - back anytime soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I only just realised that's a Slinky at the top of the stairs. That's fantastic. Woo Yay Houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# haha, sweet
those pointy shoes give me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# i
can't see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good to see you back.
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha needs more tomato
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)
# ah, cheery tomato
them weres the days
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# blurringgg
(noaa109, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I made this in a caravan
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
How's about that then?
(soundrome www.soundrome.co.uk, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)
# oooooh, nice
And quite fit.

no I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# It'll be the mullet I expect...
.
(soundrome www.soundrome.co.uk, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Unsuprisingly no
I think it's the vampire thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Vampire?

I know it's from the lost boys, but on this pic you can't tell he's one. So to some it's just a rather good pic of Kiefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Fangs a lot
!
(soundrome www.soundrome.co.uk, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *insert Jack Bauer joke here*
Aha, I will bite you now...
*sun comes up*
DAMNIT, THERE'S NO TIME! *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I agree
but the one with the long dark hair was much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Hmmm
He looks like an acid attack victim. In a good way.
(I'm Like Fish On the boil since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Nice!

pffft mullet
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)
# very
(noaa109, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: may cause chavs to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# God, I hate them
That Don'cha song, or whatever it's called.

You're not that hot.
You're not a fucking 'freak'. You look about as vanilla as they come.
And no, we don't.


*seethes* Plus they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You put that much better than I could
but I wholeheartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# The lad
gets even more irate about it than I do. Angry face, teeth grinding and everything.

EDITIO!- nice scrubs quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I just turn over usually

edit: that episode was on this afternoon too. It did make me chuckle. Have you seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)
# we do, but he gets uncontrollably annoyed until I can find the remote
And they're EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# See, that's his mistake
the remote should never be out of his reach.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I commandeer them and sit on them
He's too busy writing his book anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# i think he's knocking one out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# That's an entirely different face
Same amount of shouting though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)
# To comply with the freak part
I demand they dress up like old punk/shock-rock acts. Minus the transvestism of course.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Huzzah.
I thought it was just me who couldn't stand them... damn MTV. I was in Hastings recently visiting a friend from uni and saw two chavlings of about ten, swinging on some swings singing that Dontcha thing... I don't know where to begin with how wrong that is. At least your kid has taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ...I don't have one
But if I did it would be impaled if it sang shite like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Agreed...
... part of the reason I don't want kids is I'd be too worried I was going to spawn a Pussycat Doll, a Vicky Pollard or a Posh Spice, and then it'd be too late because I'd be a gran.

*could rant for hours about not exposing kids to wrongness*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)
# i like the videos
alot
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Even though 3rd from the left
has a concave face?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# i think the old saying about looking at the mantlepiece
while stoking the fire goes just about right here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# but she's deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, but "beep" was a let down.
All that innuendo in the "lyrics" but they have more clothes on than ever!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# an old joke, but one of my favorites
(kidb Not any more, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hehehehe
good
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)
# That's
fuckin' awful - but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Everyone does realise
that the are all transvestites don't they?
(Marwood, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Have to be.
No woman alive is that thin. Fuckin' weirdo transvestites.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:17, archived)
# If by 'Noise'
you mean AIDS..
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Or that.
*potters away singing Everyone Has AIDS*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)
# I'm so sorry

Star Trek was on BBC2, and I just had to...
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Bin on a dun!

Edit:Not meant to be un-fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Question:
given the choice would you either be blue fluffy, purple suedy or green rubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Purple ANYTHING
beats any colour anything else . . .

FACT!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I love green the besterest.
but my best friend's obsessed with purple. Her bedroom is ridiculous, your eyes take 5 minutes to distinguish shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# 'Noon Dave,
Having a quick Saturady afternoon perusal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Aye!
off to a gig soon

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Ooooh, what gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# a wedding

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# You play stuff?
Or do you not like these people, and are going to mosh into the bride at a choice moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I shall play my double bass
at them, but I won't smile . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# You goth.
Double basses rule, I wish I could afford one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hey Dave,
can you tell me the secret of
"brian text"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# yes, yes I can . . .

EDIT: Gorra go! Ta-ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Blue fluffy
Like Scully off monster's inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# :D
Sully you daft monkey.


Someone needs to shop this NOW, as I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Scully and sully?
or me and scully?
or me and sully?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Agent Sully
Or Scully the fwuff monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I'd do it
but being at work leaves me with no software, but i might be able to fing a pea to roast......Or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Well there are others here
Come and look all pretty and beg them with me.

Now, after three...

1

2

3

Pweeeeeease?! *bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *begs*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# What?
No magenta option?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Or magenta silky then.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# It's a muthafuckin' Commander Riker on a muthafuckin' plane!
(Toist, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Pearoast you say?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# THE HORROR!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Has anyone done a rakes on a plane feat. Sideshow Bob yet?
I'd do it, but I fear the wrath of the fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *Is on her 11th cup of this today*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# cor
fancy a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# At the moment I don't think you could keep up with me
Plus I'm all half married and shit.

*vibrates uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# i'm half divorced
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Which half of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# the one without the house
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Oh noes!
Swap halves when she's not looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# meh
she can have it, she needs somewhere to operate from, the streets aren't safe for working girls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Attaboy
aim, ready, bitch!

*makes you a coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Pssst!
Bake him an enormous rohypnolly cookie!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I don't have any rohypnol though :-(
Wasted all of it on Salma Hayek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oh well,
In all honesty, you probably won't need it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I know
She's a dirty minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# SHE!?
Mongy's a SHE!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# He will be when I'm done with him
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Marvelous
Did u do that in paint?
I'm bored. I have to tidy my rooms. I made a badly looped emo woo instead, of which you are the first recipient
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Eeee!
Ta v muchly.

And ja, I did it paint. When I'm on a pooter with the net I have a choice of paint or....like, word and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Impressive
You are worthy of my woo
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# +d
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# :¬0
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# That's it
Open wide
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# :¬O
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Trusting fool.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Filth
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# You love it.
Now come on, put this rubber glove over your head and raise one arm.... *takes a run up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# \:¬.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I'm on my 5th..
but it's cafe mocha not tea, and I should be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Mine aren't tea either
Work's only got shitty earl grey, and when I have tea I have TEA. Preferably Yorkshire tea.

It's coffee with a splash and two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Cool
you like ISIS, thats the 2nd person i've met (or at least encountered)
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# They rock my socks
Saw them again few weeks ago at the Supersonic fest in Brum- they were ABSOLUTELY ACE and they played a new song.

I was proposed to in an ISIS pit, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# wow thats pretty unusual i guess
isis was the best gig ive been to for ages, they had no roadies or anything just set up and dismantled everything themselves and basically drove themselves around the country LOL. pus they were supported by Jesu who were great, but i saw them since and they're.. quite variable actually!
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Jesu I find a bit boring
The first time we saw them it was ISIS headlining with Jesu supporting and Bohren und der club of Gore, whi are fantastic. Apocalyptic jazz.......nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I wish I could drink that much coffee
without having to live on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I've been quite a few times
But I always do as I drink so much water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# bit harsh, but fair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# f.a.b.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I'd take my alphabetti spaghetti back
if it had that few letters in it.

And also if it insulted me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:03, archived)
# OR.... if it said.........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Hehe
Mongy's here.
How do
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# horny as a bull
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Wotcha Mongy!
long time . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# sorry, saw the post below and had to do it
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# xD
my house is just a little way below the bottom of your logo.

and my girlfriends dad made his own steam engine!
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I forget which part of Yorks I'm from.
Hmmm.

*googles*

Nether Edge, Sheffield, South Yorkshire.

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# You from Sheff?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Originally, yes
But I'm a deserter and I've lived dahn sarf since I was 4.

Still get the accent back if I'm talking to my mum/dad/family though. And also still use most of the words. I've been explaining 'nesh', 'parky' and 'mardy' for most of my life down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Nesh!!
I haven't heard that for yonks!
It's still essent up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I miss Yorks though
Places like Hanging Water etc. So pretty. Bucks has got it's leafy charms, there's no denying but it's never going to be home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Nether Edge you say?
I'm currently paying £200 + rent a month on a flat there that I don't move into until September.

Fascists.
(Willhouse Fear, the thief of Dreams, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I bought a new game!
it's called 'Super Shoot Them in the Face Brothers!'
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# it's wrong to lie
self esteem issues?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Ho-ray
Now mit Status Epilepticus!
(deljani riggweltered yer ma, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# If your a bloke
and then decide to become a woman through a sex change operation. can you then have womens car insurence? this has been eating me up for days...:(
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# try it and see
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I HATE WOMENS CAR INSURANCE!
its so sexest! its segregation i tell you!! why should women get cheaper car insurance!? it should be based on driver skill not ability to put make up on while driving!
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Because statistically
We make less claims, have less accidents etc...

I read a Sheila's Wheels leaflet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:04, archived)
# but still, tahts like saying
ermm, islamic peopleare more likely to be terrorists! jsut because most of the ones we see are doesnt mean they all will be. theres the IRA and stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I don't think you get terrorist insurance though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# well maybe you should
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Grease lightning
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# this was an old bandwaggon not long ago
it's like living in a fucking time warp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# so's watching that film
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Yes?
I've just fotoshoped it..Already done this one...I could know that...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Surely not ;)
.

.
/ Did you see that one LOOMING !
.
// coat
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# It's true
A beaver's straddle is 15 - 20 cm (6 - 8 in)
(deljani riggweltered yer ma, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# This was on tee-shirts
in the late 70s!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hahahaha
do the sequel "SNB2: Got Wood and Out for Tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Bummingmore with Barrymore

(i am so sorry Jack)
Edit: i have to blame thank the person who did the "quo - fuck off barrymore" pic as the inspiration,
...and - Jack's thingy looked like it needed a good bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
donkey punch "ftw"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# haha
bumming barrymore cracks me up every time!....can you see what i've done there corrr...i am funny.


/coat
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# nice
is jack still drawing those fluffy women that i find so shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# welcome back,
yes to teh fluff and we all wear flares - lets do the time mindpiss warp again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hehehehe
you silly man, I love the way he walks
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Creamy Goodness
(rsignal push it to the limit, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# baddum...
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# hahahhaah~
they live in a caravanagram
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)

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