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#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# pffft and woo!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *click*
brilliant!

woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# hehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Haha
Me likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Gloop
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# very gloopy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# ARGH!
bacteriums!
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)
# lovely
glooping
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I shouldn't have bought him that keyboard

he plays the same damn tune day and night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# WoOP!
I can play a keyboard
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# How queer.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Woo.
This place needs more Axolotles!
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
he's ace
(steben, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# 97x BANG the future of Rock and Roll!

Edit/ obviously a lot funnier in my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hah
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Thanks Edd!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
i just scrolled down and found this wee gem - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Cheers Zank!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at me and my Woolly Chicken!


The chicken is the one on the left. I am on the right.

I won it in a raffle. It lays teh lully knitted eggs!



(Note: May be a Pearoast for Compo. Not sure if I ever b3ta'd it)
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Which came first?
You or the chicken?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# nice egg-laying expressioning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# This is what me and my dog think of the new Tory logo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# is that a dog?
I thought it was a polar bear
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Silly Cog
It's a Polar Bedog!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Quick question
What program do you lads use to make the animated gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# "lads"?
not very politcally correct there!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# We prefer entities
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# or plants
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Can anybody show me an animated gif made by a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Hey hey!
Clicks just to make sure it was what i thought it was
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# contains a lady
but by a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Can anybody show me another animated gif containing a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I think
she made it herself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# She made it herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)
# talent
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)
# this picture was taken shortly afterwards

in the very same cell
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha! Ew
What are the 'eyes' from?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# she picked it up with a plastic bag
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# try these
here
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# They are NICE
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hmmmm
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/nightstrolling.gif.html
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Ta
That's who i was thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# why did you ask then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Because
I wanted to show that there are ladies who make animations, but i couldn't think of any cos i've only just woken up
And i thought it would be nice to start a conversation, and thought some girls might post them in this thread to make up for the lack of an image
And girls make nicer stuff than us and i needed some fluff
*hungover* :'¬(

Edit: also, whenever i try to think of the word eclectech can only ever think of the word electraset
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# any of eclectech's fantastic stuff
or Tutts

there are loads on here you muppet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hey
I'm on your side
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=2
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha quality
Havnt seen those in ages
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# so exactly what time are you leaving???
for the Norwich Bash
*checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Can't afford it :¬(
Thanks for the offer though. Hope its good
I should be able to go to the Blackpool Bash..
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# fuck off, /talk, etc
adobe imageready
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# How the hell do people afford adobe stuff?
I use gimp, which makes the whole thing a bit more manual. :(
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# "afford" is such a vague word
some people (not me i hasten to add mr computer gods), use bent copies...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Mine isn't bent
*holds up perfectly flat cd-r*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# well
I didn't "afford" it as such...
more of a sort of borrowing from a friend...
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# /Talk won't know
better off asking a board related question on the board








(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# preferably not in a new thread though
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Granted
I know how the world ends if someone posts a non pic thread here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# a good freeware gif animation program can be found
here
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# haha
i use imageready (a really really old version)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
#
will have a look at imageready, cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hah!
Havn't seen you do that in a while, but as soon as I saw it, I knew what was coming!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Blue Peterre
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)
# 6 midgets and a tub of glue

and imageready, animation shop3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# piss off you sexist pig

Are you saying that us girls can't animate?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# But yous am a man?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# but it's the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# we all like to dress up a bit

don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I prefer
dressing down

*uneverythings*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# pass the lippy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I'm using
the power of voodoo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# the voodoo, who do, what you dont dare to people
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# hello proddy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ello you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Strong cheese
and the power of steam.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# and the chicken to measure it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# naturally
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I will tell you
If you know how to make my mp3 player work
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# has it got batteries?
have you put mp3s on it?
is the firmware up-to-date?
is it really a calculator painted white?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Yes
Yes
Yes
No, I would never buy a white mp3 player

Why does it play the 13th mp3 on it first? (Track 13 off an album)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# what sort is it?
if it's an iriver it decides what is number 1 track when you load shit on it (mine thinks an episode of HHG2G is number 1 and defaults to that every time for no good reason; if like the wife's it's a cheap knock off, it's because it's a cheap knock off
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Maybe I should put the installion cd in, and see what it has on it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# nah, installation CDs is cheating
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# It's working now
And I didn't use the installation cd :)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# press "Play"
that usually works for me
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# imageready or fireworks
imagereaady is probably technically better, fireqorks is much easier.

ignore these rude cunts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# fireqorks!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i fucking love fireqorks
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hurrah for fireqorks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
Thanks I'll try that as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
IR:

FQ:
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Love the sheep

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# May I woo
to your wonderful zoo,
and also say,
a well-earned yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# eclectech!
I remember when I was a lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# the one I use came free
with a free html editor
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# -
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Pip! Pip!
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I love puffer fish
best of all the marine animals

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha! spiffing!
I was just googling fish pictures too!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I say!
That's a neat one right there!
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Top hole!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Oh I say!
woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# oo thats really lully
mr weebl have a
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Say what you see kids ;)

I need a graphics tablet
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
I have a tablet for sale *nudge nudge wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# how much?
how old is it too?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# ^this^
I'm sorely tempted....

Edit:Mugatu - thought you were coming to the bash today?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# The random killing of caravans must stop!
Unless it's a whore-house, in which case it's dirty and deserves to be killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
#
Actually, I tend to have very serious doubts about this addition, being the reason for a cat to claw (the behavior is usually also called stropping) is to break off any part of the claw which has become blunted, so as to sharpen it again (consider the analogy of an X-acto knife: you break off the tip to get a new, sharp, clean blade). Keeping that in mind, the cats need to exert pressure on the claws for them to break off and regenerate the sharp edge. Usually, that pressure should leave marks on most materials softer than the claw itself, which would include pretty much all fabrics, most woods and a few other things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
#
Actually, there is a reference to the cat having been domesticated over 8,000 ya at the beginning of the article, complete with reference (pointing to the findings in Cyprus). And I'm afraid you can't by any stretch of the imagination call cats "still wild in form and essentially in behavior as well". That has more to do with a common misconception than reality. If you're talking about the ability to survive and thrive in the wild, it is shared by at least dogs and horses (excluding of course the urban habitat for horses). If you're talking about the diversity and number of breeds, while there are fewer breeds than dogs, the number of cat breeds today (including extinct breeds and those still in development) numbers between 200 and 300.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Wha.......
?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# yup
that's how I read those lines
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# You cannot kill a caravan with a carving knife
for it has a bevelled edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# LIAR!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an eggyfant!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Woo! I like this
Don't delete it this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)
# *tickles it's ears*
*gets bun ready*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Mmm
I just got here, and the first thing I did was read "tickles its arse"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Pffft!
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)
# noice!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)
# damn!
*scraps that idea*

Nice!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)
#
Is the source of the test cited? What I've always heard (but I don't have sources to back it up) is that cats have trouble seeing things that aren't moving (which is why they often bob their heads from side to side when looking at something), and that they're quite nearsighted compared to humans (can't see clearly more than a few meters away). That doesn't sound like it's superior to human vision at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hmmmmm
wrong thread perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT MY COCK IN YOUR EAR AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)
# IN MY PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)
# sweet!
that's why there are footprints all over the butter in fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# thats lurvly :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I tried to paint Jonathan Ross, but something went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
his poor fat, brother
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)
#
poor talentless
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
#
brother boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Mortal ComCAT


It's stick ninja versus a funky cat

who wins you decide...then i make the death picture...so who wins?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)
# A ninja never loses
but the cat wins.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)
# .
so its one for the cat to win
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)
# There is no real winner in situations like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)
# true.
i fear tragedy is the only possible result.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Where have all the flowers gone?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)
# young girls picked them, every one.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:47, archived)
# TO JAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)
# perhaps
they sit down and have a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)
# CDC Jesus


This is what being all alone at work with ms paint can do to a person... so enjoy the CDC Jesus
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Sheer brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)
# arghhh
arghhhhh the monsters
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)
# 256 colour paintmash
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS IS MR. EGG.
SAY HELLO TO MR. EGG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# "Weiner".
(shit shit shit shit shit, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Oh my god, its him.
Get away from me you evil bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Oh, we all know you're davew27.
Stop playing around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)
# he's a complicated man
but no-one understands him but his woman
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Mr. Egg's woman is a man. This is because Mr. Egg is gay. He will come over and molest you if you cal him on the telephone at late night times like now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hello mr egg
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Mr. Egg wants to know if you will join him in a game of intercourse.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)
# why of course
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)
# MR EGG CAN SUCK MY ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)
# "Eat like a king for £1"
- Mr Egg
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not funny now, nor have I ever been.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I am spinal tap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I AM TEN RACOONS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Ten racoons makes the world go around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)
# BED TIME
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)
# It is 9.57 am
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ITS 1:58, WELCOME TO AMERICA, ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)
# YOUTUBE ARE GOING TO BE SUED
QUICK! DOWNLOAD ALL THE VIDEOS OFF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)
# I WANT PORN ON YOU TUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)
# try xtube
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ITS 7PM, PROFESSOR RETARDO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Shut up. This is the boot I'm going to put up your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)
# IM GOING TO KICK THAT DOG WITH THE SAME BOOT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)
# any advance on 7?

*twats gavel on tortoise*

SEVEN IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# IT IS TWO O CLOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)
# TEN.EIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# GEE THATS FUNNY BECASUE I LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY AND YOU LIVE IN BULLSHIT VILLIAGE WHERE
AL THE PEAPLE HAVE TO PEAL THE BARK OFF OF PINAPPPLES FOR THE QUEEN AND YOU ALL GET MOLESTED AS CHILDREN BY FAKE SANTA CLAUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Private Pilot License?
Pennsylvania Power & Light?
Plasma Physics Laboratory?
Pakistan Petroleum Ltd?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)
# PEE, PEE, LIARS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# YOU ARE DAVEW27.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)
# nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam
nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam
nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam nam
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)
# BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# ow!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Is he riding a springy horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Yes and he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)
# HEY FOLKS HERE THE STORY ABOUT MINNIE THE MOOCHER,
SHE WASA LOW DOWN HOOCHIE COOCKER,
SHE WAS THE RUFFEST TUFFEST GOIL,
AND SHE HAD A HEART AS BIG AS A WAHLE,
HIDIE HIDIE HIDIE HO,
HEEDIE HEEDIE HEEDIE HEE,
OODIE ODDIE OODIE OO
HIDEI HIDEI HIDEO, HO,
SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE KING OF SWEDEN
HE GAVE HER THINGS SHE WAS NEEDING,
HE GAVE HER A HOME OF GOLD AND STEEL,
AND A DIAMEND CAR WITH A PALATNUM WHEEL,
HIDEE HIDEE HIDEE HIDEEE HO
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)
# I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)
# What a crazy bitch. The world needs less crazy bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)
# SILLY BUTCH YOUR WEPONS CAN NOT HARM ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Down on the farm is a funny person.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)
# I love you, Dr. Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)
#

For masterconnor :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:40, archived)
# And who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6337031
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:44, archived)
# thats fantastic
cheers sir, my favourite band.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:50, archived)
# :)
Bedtime for me I think. G'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:56, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:57, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 7:48, archived)
# The Strokes?
Let us all "der-ner-der-ner-der-ner-der-ner" for the rest of our lives in one monotonous overture.
And I thought Oasis were shit for everything sounding like the last thing they did everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:13, archived)
# der-ner-der-ner-der-ner-der-ner is the sound of the strokes?
I thought that was the police
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# very nice
I like this style.

I think Julian Cope has a much more interesting face though!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)
# fookin' ace
that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)
# character development

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:31, archived)
# I would love to see you do a big flash animation thing.
it would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:37, archived)
# i did do one
in the past. it had mice in it.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:53, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)
# awwww
bless their pointed little heads :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:40, archived)
# i couldnt decide on the faces.
i just keep drawing funny ones.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:51, archived)
# They're lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:54, archived)
# SANTA'S A COMMUNIST?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:46, archived)
# Smells like Pikmin to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I AM TWENTY CATS.

George Costanza exited the shower and his erection was firm, Elaine walked into the bathroom and much to her suprise she saw George's huge phallis. She smiled and said "I can clearly see, you were not in a pool".
.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:18, archived)
# LETS HAVE SEX IN MY VAN
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# egg salad
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)
# If the van's rockin'
ANTISHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:41, archived)
# ....Lee Meeriwether was gently strocking Anti-Sheen's soft blue skin...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Oh yeah
antisheen fan-fict pr0n. It was only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:46, archived)
#
Anti-Sheen's huge inverse cock was anything but inverse size, Lee started to unzip his pants, but then George Costanza walked in on them and said "GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET" and Lee tried to explain, it was because her and George never had sex and so george said "You wanna have sex with me? Right now? Lets go, baby!" and then Anti-Sheen offered to join the two and george costanza called him an as and pushed him out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 7:01, archived)
# This is the best fan fiction I have read today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 7:49, archived)
# One day at my last job I found out that the lady sitting next to me used to write Xena fan-porn stories in her lunch break.
I didn't talk to her much.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:13, archived)
# hhaahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Growthage?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
#

Selection-based vector.
It's the anniversary of his death, that's what prompted these.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:45, archived)
# ooooh.. lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

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