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[challenge entry] are there limits on the mini icon
other than 15x13?



Is there a bytes limit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# *pats lully raccoon*

Edit: I don't believe there are, but unofficially I bet there will be. There are questions over how many times it will have to load, and obviously even a small increase in file size will affect how much is loaded every, obsessive, refresh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# *nuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# *muzzles*

/kin-kay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Except that, technically, it shouldn't
The theory being that in this day and age, browsers cache files so they don't have to be downloaded every refresh.

Of course, I'm forgetting about the two and a half users who don't use a v4 or better browser...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Thus the 'questions'
That's been pointed out, but no-one seems really sure how often it happens, and whether it would be be an issue even if it was only the once
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:40, archived)
# erm?
Cache?

If your browser doesn't cache images then you really wouldn't visit B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I`ve a browser cache and a caching proxy
and still some cunts insist on posting 2MB bitmaps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# an animated icon would be cool to have
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# I'm not sure I agree
It'd constantly catch my eye and annoy me

like lots of tiny flies ditting about on my monitor

ARRGGGGHHH

I KEEL YOU MONITOR FLIES

*throws monitor into space*

ASPHYXIATE YOU FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# how's the bruce campbell outfit/cardboard chainsaw going
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I'm lazy I haven't started
party is saturday

/lazies
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
# but halloween will be over then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# back when it were all fields around here, many of us old-timers had animated hats
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Cor!
I bet that was cool :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
#
cool 90% of the time incredibly annoying
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I can see how it would be
INCREDIBLY annoying

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# very much so, INCREDIBLY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Must be greyscale
but i thought you told me that
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:33, archived)
# dark side alternative


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:34, archived)
# aww, I was just doing that too
so shite, I'm posting it, damn it

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
There! I feel better now
*edit* yay! I made an arse of it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# mine works better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I must have left some frames on by mistake
:/

how competant!

I'll never make it in showbizzness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I think it's not replacing the transparent pixels
as it goes round
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# oddness
it's set up right in imageneddy too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# We tried an animated icon once,
years ago, for Bonfire Night. It was cool for about three seconds, but rapidly became eyemeltingly annoying.
(tomsk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Hahah, this


...though I still like the hats
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# It was back when there was only one icon,
and we replaced it with the gif, so nearly everyone on the board had little exploding fireworks next to their names. Bit daft.
(tomsk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# something different from me
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Do you do Tattoo Designs? I wants a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Ssschwing!
If i had a nice square patch that would fit lully.

More Tribally things are my kinda thing.

*needs food, be back later*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Now carve it into a pumpkin.


woo
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Woo!
Am liking this!

Have done stuff a little like it myself, but a hell of a lot more basic than that.

Yours is most woo & yay.

My pitiful attempt:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no....



first time having a go at this icon malarkey - evenin' all

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:58, archived)
# ....t been done
Edit: i was thinking that was already an icon, but maybe not. Seen it somewhere though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Alot!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# 'ning Archie ;)
looks good to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# looks like someone has ripped one of zippy's eyes out
meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# i checked zoo
the bastard that sent it in won 240 quids worth of DVDs! And i got nada

not that i'm into csi but some twat on ebay is
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ouch....
I didn't cop what the 'prize' was
but does the fact your work is in shiny print make up for the fact that
some tosser got £240 of dvds?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# it wouldnt have bothered me, if they left my username on it

*see profile*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# they've started removing the general tags on the pics
and making very small print *most pics by B3ta.com notes*, and then asking
that if the original creators fancy getting in touch, they'll credit them,
so might be worth
Fanj dropping them a line and asking for £240 of dvds.... As credit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# i don't think they'll give me anything
but i'm going to buy it tonight (if i ever leave work!). i didn't have any change on me earlier. i couldn't find a phone no or address earlier either, but there has to be one in there
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# they might give you a good bum shafting
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# one can only hope
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I had to flick through an entire magazine of softcore boobies to see your pic.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
# lol...was it worth it?
Which pic was it btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Port Veil :)
What Zoo lacked in quality it had in quantity. Dear Lords of Kobol!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# dunno that pic soz
not GC either...still real bad though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Get in touch with them
and claim the prize - I have been fighting them for ages, initially for Zoo to give the same prize the 'contributor' gets to the creator.

However, when they agreed not to publish any more of my work and then the following week published 2 of my pics, I withdrew my original suggestion and after dealing with their solicitors for several weeks - we will probably soon take them to court.

They have claimed (and I have proof that they have done so) that some 'contributors' say the images they sent in were their own work.


I'm starting to wonder if there really are contributors.

EDIT - Next stop their sponsors - I find it ironic that TV and movie companies are sponsoring a competition that is based on theft of copyright.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I have noticed that a lot of the contributors are called 'dave' or 'tom' or some such name
very 'convenient' names
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# You mean...
DAVID THOMAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hehehe *just cottoned on*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# hehehe
I was in school with a David Thomas....he was a right cunt too.

It's like the names from the articles in Viz - Peter Evans from Cardiff, RC Hole from Stoke. Sounds like complete BS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# :/
this is sad

makes me glad I'm too crap for people to nick the stuff I make
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ^this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# not really
though it has chuffed me somewhat
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# morons
cheif

thats all they are
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# unbeleivable that's what it is
evening freind
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# a breif hello from me
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# so someone entered a compo with one of your pics???
that deserves sledging...it's worth emailing that to Zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# the Zoo mag
someone apparently entered a comp using Goldenfanjita's pic, and won. Not really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Ta!
Feel less clueless now..

Edit: The swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# lmao!!!
HAHAHaahahhaHAAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
# he should be chasing rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha!
it reminds me of doom
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hehehe
I wish Flash understood me :(

I started a drawball Branson if anyone wants to improve it/deface it.
www.drawball.com/nsvprw
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Actually, thats very impressive as is
and I don't want to deface it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
# i concur
i just removed the branston pickle from his forehead cos i preffered it without.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
# i made him say something rude.
pffft! what am i like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# While we're on the subject,
how do you actually draw on drawball?

Whats with the dots thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# all you have to do is connect them
so they make a envelope shape, i have no idea what the theory behind it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# maybe it's to stop bots from logging on and drawing macro-driven advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# I think so
Or macro driven CDCs for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:33, archived)
# ^this
*feels enlightend*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Join all the lines up without going over any line twice.
Start from the bottom corner, go to the opposite corner, then back down the side. Can't do much wrong from there.

Edit: looks like you worked it out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
# me done 'at first :(
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# dang woman!
make me a Death Star
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# ...

(although I can't make it transparent on Paint)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# why is it you are great at everything?

*re-reads name*


*feels stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# lucky stupid....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# ooooh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# its a harsh life in the arctic.........


previous

previouser

previouserer

previousererer

previouserererer

previousererererer

previouserererererer

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Mediocre wins you
but these are all great
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# he wins me?
but how?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# cause he has done this willy on this clip previously
.. or so my memory tells me
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# nutsax
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# there she blows!
he?

er
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
i can hear his high pitched ululating scream from here
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# *erotics*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ahahaaha!
HA!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Punch it in the throat
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahhaa
love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# faster!!!!
with more eye flash
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
the house is rocking with laughter thanks to you

except the dog. he's hiding from the fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:58, archived)
# tah muchly but,
silly dog, fireworks am not dog-killers.

buy him some dog-muffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Here's my latest pumpkin.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Was a proper fuckarse to do.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# You did it with your cock?
damn, now THAT's hard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Quick and nasty

Not me btw. Any way to speed it up a bit? set to no delay in image ready.

Edit: woo! cheers =)
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# set it to 0.03second delay
it goes mad
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:50, archived)
# not sure but I look forward to the results*
*dread

He's a handsome fellow and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
#

That he is... that he is...
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Marty Feldman's Grandson
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Isn't that
Giles of BBC South East Today fame?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I'll see your spack...
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I can hear the Tomorrow People tune!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Yaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# YAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I like this
a lot. woo!
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# That is raping my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# I'm sure it will
call them in a couple of days...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# i'm still laughing at the articles
do we really have over 100,000 members? or subscribers?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)
# newsletter does
main board prolly only has about 60'000* registered, with only a coupla hundred actually ever posting anything


*actually about 52000
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# And only 3 or 4 like me that are actually amazing at everything.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Well...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100000

*appears* to be a registered user.

(As does any number above the current highest-numbered profile.)

edit: 52377 incidentally
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# that's ten thousand you silly badger
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Oops.
Fixed :P
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# i just checked
a noob on the links board and he's id=52000
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# feckin lurker. thats what he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# You quick bastard, I just found him too.
Long time no see incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Indeeed.
I was in Lincoln too this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Well I never, when you back?
We need to go for a drink again.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Indeeeed.
Weekend after next probably (11th-12th).
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I wish I could remember which user has the mysterious profile.
It's a low number and it returns nothing. No "not_real" user profile, not even one hidden by css, it's just empty .
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:50, archived)
# That is flashing so fast
It's like being on the real internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha
An explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Hehehehehehehe
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# :D
*broats*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
DENIED!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:34, archived)
# I knew it!
B3ta runs on toasters!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)
# B3TA puns on roasters
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# It also runs on coasters
to avoid spillages on the mahogany server racks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
his teeth are making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# haha wpp!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# SPAMCOCKS......
uh
yah
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(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I used to have them shoes.
But only 2.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Even the comfort kids
could not handle the seamage....

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I havent seen these in ages.
*goes off on an old advert character hunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Got them from Unilever site ;-)
here
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Those give me the absolute shitters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Police Want Flag Burning To Be Made Illegal
Government Moves Quickly With New Legislation



Blog and Archive
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# SATIRE!
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# IT'S BBD'O!
moo
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# KABLAMMO
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# I love this word
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(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:21, archived)
# spot on
everytime bb
impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# *stops burning flags*
*burns police station*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# *bums embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:24, archived)
# *bums neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Worryingly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:19, archived)
# what about... a piece of paper coloured like the flag?
(woo to this)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Ahh seeing as I posted it on /talk I thought i might as well post it here.
My pumpkin!

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(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# you posted a picture on Talk?
and you made it out alive?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# It's nothing short of a miracle that s/he made it out alive
picture or no picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
#
alive with anus intact
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I see from your profile that it is your birthday.
Happy birthday! Why arent you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I really don't know why that says it's my birthday.
I my daughters birthday in exactly one month, but meh, silly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Ah, cool.
*takes back the cake and jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# *chases you, pushes you down and makes you fall onto the cake with your face, followed by the jelly landing on you*
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# *cries*
*like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# *eats cake and jelly*
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:30, archived)
# You'll be pleased to know I dribbled blood on it when I fell
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Pumpkins !
Me Likey Pumpkin Tiem


(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Wooo!
Pumpkin tiem!

I'll post more as I finish them.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Please do !
Your pumpkin outclasses mine !

PS : You do know about
www.extremepumpkins.com/
don't you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I hadn't seen that one,
but I have been looking at this one:

www.pumpkingutter.com/

Insane.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# "go on, go on, go on, go on...."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love the way Paul is in Monotone :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# animate!
ツ
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Toyed with it...
...but haven't really got time....
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# ok, you have another 48 hours

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Can't you just make her leg fall off?
*loves seeing posts with her and that plastic leg*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# OK. 10 mins.......
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Yay!
Make that 20 minutes. 10 to create the animation and another 10 to get the fecker posted without the board borking.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] fire! fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# hmmmmmm
still makes no sense
^quo?
wassit?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Meh fire
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Just say what you see!
/catchphrase
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# a Bindun
:D

But woo yay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I am in a room
Exits are north
I see a desk
Gandalf starts to sing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# "It's raining Men, Hallelujah!"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# NSFW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# *curses*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# 'slip finger into Bilbo's ring'
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# you are eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# I fooking love that show
Yankee Bumble?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# it's a bus
(B-US)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# clue:
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# gah! the internets is slow today
(Peripheral Visionary, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# It isn't t'interweb
Just the board. Is /talk slow too?

Edit: Yep 'tis.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# That deserves a big ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# wow
I actually laughed out loud one that one!

Therefore, it must be fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# evil stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Why's the site so slow toda.........
AARGH!!!! QUICK!!!! STOP HIM!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# i KNEW it!
kill it with chainsaws!

also; WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahah! That I loves
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Stop this!
Please post shite so people don't come back!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# It's never stopped them in the past
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Fair point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# brilliant
extra bonus points for speedyness!

(: hurrah, oh talented one!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# That's about right!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Oooh, it just got speedy again
Haha, woo. This whole thing is amusing me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# ha ha
is that why the board is so fucking slow then? cunt.
and much woo.
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# oooft!
the vendictive cnut!

*waits till he pulls the mains cable*

.....


haha w/y/h
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:12, archived)
# hahahaha
he's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Nanu Nanu!
The Operations Managger of the company Exidor say's "We are building a tower of Cherios because oatmeal is hard to stack!"

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Virgin then asked b3ta to make their boss look cool..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)

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