That's what I said....
(that would've worked if I hadn't left the pooter)
25 minute ninja edit
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25 minute ninja edit
Icons Time. Again..... Forgive Me.
Blakey from 'On The Buses' without a hat on, and er, an Eyeball.
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Blakey from 'On The Buses' without a hat on, and er, an Eyeball.
Or the two stick people holding hands on the cover
Of OK computer
Id buy that
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Id buy that
oooh yeah
i like your name.
i live in a town where you cant smell a thing, you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement.
love that line
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i live in a town where you cant smell a thing, you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement.
love that line
Why thanks!
First time ive met a Radiohead fan on here!
And i'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me, probably think that id lost it completely...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
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And i'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me, probably think that id lost it completely...
just what I was thinking!
I think there was a Blakey one earlier.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:49,
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Wasn't the emo hitler done last night?
Or am I just imagining it?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:46,
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Nah.
Like all their later work, you've got to listen to it a number of times.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:54,
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I couldn't bear to listen to the newer stuff "a number of times"
Gimmie pre 1979 anytime.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
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Yeah
Likewise, but the newer stuff's still better than a lot of tosh out there.
Except Daphne and Celeste. They rule.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:03,
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Except Daphne and Celeste. They rule.
mission plan:
go to copyrighting office
copyright "mach 5"
make gillette pay you when they want to bring out their new product
Woo to the pic, it makes me giggle
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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copyright "mach 5"
make gillette pay you when they want to bring out their new product
Woo to the pic, it makes me giggle
hahahaha
It's funny cos it's so true.
Quite soon you will have to mortgage your house to pay for those things.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:46,
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Quite soon you will have to mortgage your house to pay for those things.
What a lovely photo.
No really, I mean that.
/hides
Edit: How rude... Hello Jessie my dear.
*hugs tightly*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
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/hides
Edit: How rude... Hello Jessie my dear.
*hugs tightly*
Dang!
Strange, this pic was a red x for a while, then it wasn't, then it was again. It's fine today though.
Awww, that's a nice pic. Great caption too.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:04,
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Awww, that's a nice pic. Great caption too.
In a humorous way of course.
I could have cuddled you all night.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:17,
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She was just in the other room!
You could have, but your were all snory and stuff.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:19,
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It's a flux capacitor!
woo.
I thought it was a pair of Y fronts to start with though.
Why do we say "a pair"?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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I thought it was a pair of Y fronts to start with though.
Why do we say "a pair"?
Ta chick :)
If nothing transpires we could always start our own (pretend) one.
....
Ooh I like your dress, I had one like that when they were in fashion.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:51,
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....
Ooh I like your dress, I had one like that when they were in fashion.
Because they go up your two legs.
Same with trousers, socks, tights . .
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:54,
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I can't see that.
I think adblock+ is trying to be too clever for its own good.
There we go. Woo!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:50,
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There we go. Woo!
Ford recently introduced a new Transit Van
Personally, I can't really see the difference.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:43,
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Personally, I can't really see the difference.
From that angle
it looks like it's going the wrong way around a roundabout.
Therefore I shall keep it.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:46,
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Therefore I shall keep it.
HAHA!
needs more daily star on the dash!
They drive so close I swear its for you to read in the rear view mirror
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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They drive so close I swear its for you to read in the rear view mirror
nice.. but they dont drive close behind me anymore...
not since i had these fitted..
www.swps.com/11-9000-r00.html
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www.swps.com/11-9000-r00.html
Jack O'Lanterns Are People Too...
Think about them next time you stick a candle in their heads.
(crapness for crapness' sake; happy hallo-wee-n)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:28,
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(crapness for crapness' sake; happy hallo-wee-n)
it proves that the 'custom css' settings in 'update your profile' do nothing in this case
you can always view source if you're nosy ;)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:42,
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Beautifully put,
quite frankly I vote you B3TA poet in residence
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:47,
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haha
yay! swearing is both big and clever!
my mate convinced another mate he hasnt seen in ages
that he has tourettes! twas classic! you cunts!
woo to origonal pic
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:47,
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my mate convinced another mate he hasnt seen in ages
that he has tourettes! twas classic! you cunts!
woo to origonal pic
ha ha!
he's great!
TJ : I've done some pretty text in tattyshop, but when I try to save for web, I get a white halo around the drop shadow. Am I missing something?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:32,
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TJ : I've done some pretty text in tattyshop, but when I try to save for web, I get a white halo around the drop shadow. Am I missing something?
On the 'save for web/optimised' tab
Try setting the matte to c5c5c5 (close to board colour)?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:35,
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Then set the matte
close to the background colour of the site your saving for?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:42,
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that's my other option (than png)
but it'll fuck up if the background colour is changed in the style sheet.
thanks anyway
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:55,
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thanks anyway
It's your only option
other than turning off anti-aliasing and making it all of the chunky around the edges.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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Gifs only do On or Off transparency- no levels in between.
Try changing "Matte" to none.
Or you could try a 24-bit PNG if the file-size isn't too big, but IE6 users won't see it properly.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:35,
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Or you could try a 24-bit PNG if the file-size isn't too big, but IE6 users won't see it properly.
Oh, certainly.
There's a fuck load of them though and I don't want to be responsible for x million broken-image emails :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:38,
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I've been considering a bit of CSS trickery
to inform users their IE browser is crap.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:50,
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ta
I thought png would be the answer but at least I know why now.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:41,
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png is an awesome format
I use it for worky stuff all the time - it's ace for diagrams... super sharp!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:46,
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my favourite pumpkin ever
swearing is BIG and clever kids, so don't forget
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:35,
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It's cute
However, it is a bit large, file-size wise.
Maybe making it smaller dimensions would help?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:29,
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Maybe making it smaller dimensions would help?
Aww, bless!
and no, not until you've optimised that gif by about 50%.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:29,
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and no, not until you've optimised that gif by about 50%.
You can for me,
but theres are Board Nazis now, 1k over and they'll shoot you down!
top panda car , woo
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:29,
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top panda car , woo
508110 bytes
is a bit more than 1k over so I feel justified in moaning. Some of us have restricted bandwidth (I don't have a choice).
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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I know,
I was talking in general,and before I knew the filesize.
and just having a little dig at the Nazis (THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE); P
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:36,
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and just having a little dig at the Nazis (THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE); P
So it's a really good idea to complain once the large image has loaded
so they replace it with another one slightly smaller.
What a smart thing to do. 'cause that'll halve the bandwidth you use, right? Right?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:38,
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What a smart thing to do. 'cause that'll halve the bandwidth you use, right? Right?
Here we go again.
Please bug somebody else. You're getting very tedious.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:42,
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hopefully
the humiliation will ensure that the dickhead doesn't do it again
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:42,
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Personally I'm not bothered (unlimited bb).
But there are lots of peeps out there with limits,and some still on dail-up!!I like to see the nazis in action (I find it funny), and it is nessecary to do it,cos people don't listen.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:47,
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Don't bother Mr Essential
He just enjoys picking holes in my posts. Let him have his fun.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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icons again
being polite and not starting a new thread
apologies for lack of spurting....
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:31,
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apologies for lack of spurting....
nice animation there
it won't get chosen because it's in colour and moving, but it's nice anyway :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:37,
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Meh
Why don't I ever seem to read these challenges properly? Ta muchly though.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:48,
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it doesn't actually say so on the challenge page (which therefore needs to be edited)
but it is the case.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
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heh
he's a bit special.
whose turn is it to moan about filesize? *checks rota* nope, not me
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:32,
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whose turn is it to moan about filesize? *checks rota* nope, not me
That's smaller?
just shy of 500k and that's the smaller version?
holy rubbery fuck, what on earth are you doing?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:41,
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holy rubbery fuck, what on earth are you doing?
What, reload it
and waste another 200kb of precious bandwidth?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:50,
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no
just keep moaning about what it was half an hour ago
give me your paypal details and i'll pay the 300k worth of bandwidth for you if you like
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:51,
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give me your paypal details and i'll pay the 300k worth of bandwidth for you if you like
If that's how you carve a pumpkin
I want to see you make dinner.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:32,
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And Now You Can!
In My Step By Step Guide Of How I Made A Pumpkin Latern And Then Some Cake!
Just Click Here
/spam
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:40,
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Just Click Here
/spam
It's purposeful sir
Silly* b3ta joke
...*like there's any other kind!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:25,
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...*like there's any other kind!
I know :)
but I was attempting to respond in some form of almost demeaning manner.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:28,
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Aww
I keep forgetting how lully you are
*resumes normal programming*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:30,
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*resumes normal programming*
Pfft!
You should see her with lots of rubber wrapped around her head!
/edit:
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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/edit:
Hahah, I have
...and looking slightly worried at the weirdo chewing on the other end
/almost posted the photo but thought better of it
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:37,
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/almost posted the photo but thought better of it
Haha. I couldn't turn round to see what you were doing,
I could just hear the noise and feel something pulling at me.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:41,
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pff
no, i just thought of goatse when i saw it so added it in. It said something about the us army on it
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:24,
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Frequently Unread Questions, Officially Formed and Filed
Usually.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:27,
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your all crap at posting
sorry, but i've just been put into a grumpy mood
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:21,
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sorry, but i've just been put into a grumpy mood
I have defected from /talk just to tell you
FOOCK ROIGHT ORF MATE
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:22,
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you have a lot of nice pictures that I may look through.
you also could have linked the medium one to the large one, in order to avoid being bummed by the nazis.
edit: what are you doing with the image code, you spanner?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:22,
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edit: what are you doing with the image code, you spanner?
Haha!
I should get your admin team to allow you to hotlink images, Mr. Branson.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:24,
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as much as I love them and I love you
its halloween not bonfire night
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:17,
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ah but....
in Northern ireland we dont have bonfire night... its all done tonight instead
/pagan religion hijack something blog
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:18,
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/pagan religion hijack something blog
If I were a board Nazi....
...I would point out that the combined total of both those pictures is just under half a meg at 403830k.
But I'm not, so I will say:
Wow, that's a nice effect.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:18,
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But I'm not, so I will say:
Wow, that's a nice effect.
If i were to post them in seperate posts i would be acused of
post whoring or trolling or something else.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:19,
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But you are 'allowed' 500k
for animations! So it's a good job you are not a board nazi then .
; p
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:21,
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; p
erm, shit yes
Carry on , there's nothing to see here!
/fucksocks
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:24,
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/fucksocks
These are really lovely
Can I be ever so rude and ask what software you used to make them?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:19,
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bluff titler dx9
tis easy
the hard part is getting them shrunk down....
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:20,
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the hard part is getting them shrunk down....
wow! thats awsome!
w/y/h!!
thats reminds me, better go purchase some fireworks
if/when i get paid friday! :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:24,
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thats reminds me, better go purchase some fireworks
if/when i get paid friday! :)
There's nothing worse than
undead in yer tap water. Except perhaps elementals in your electricity.
Anyway, I have got to do some washing up.
brb.
ASL?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:11,
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Anyway, I have got to do some washing up.
brb.
ASL?
*needs more Gestapo hat and Ark of the Covenant*
btw Blackmoon, did you ever do the 'working for yourself' thing? I know you were quite keen some time back...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:31,
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I was very keen....
However, something happened and I lost all my keen-ness. I feel for my friend who is still very keen.
I'm hoping I will get it back on track.
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I'm hoping I will get it back on track.
I'm sorry, but
I'm sorry, your picture is very WOO and far better than anything I could do, I just had to have a filter moment :D
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
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I'm sorry, your picture is very WOO and far better than anything I could do, I just had to have a filter moment :D
Icon time again - A Spacehopper
I should do all my pictures this size. I'm bordering on prolific.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:06,
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I should do all my pictures this size. I'm bordering on prolific.
Hey woo.
My little girl has one of those. She boings about like a good 'un.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:08,
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coo, lovely work as always
have missed all these as I'm having to grab a bit of B3ta as and when I can these days :-(
Hope you are well :-)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:05,
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Hope you are well :-)
I particularly like the mobius strip looking thing in the middle
nice symmetry.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:01,
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I think paris needs a few more of these.
Launched from the Sacre Cour Airbase.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:03,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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Liking this
I am disappointed by the lack of local scumbags to turn the hosepipe on tonight though. Boo. Hiss.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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I have also noted the lack of minions
and am also disspointed.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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Perhaps disappointed was the wrong word.
Delighted. That's a better word.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:02,
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Haha, woo!
That's what you get for riding a brolly rather than a broom!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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I'll get you, my pretty!
Clever, beautifully animated. Woo, and yay!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:04,
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Clever, beautifully animated. Woo, and yay!
no problem :)
as you can see from the filename, I was actually looking for the sailor's hornpipe, but this one seemed to fit just as well.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:06,
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looks like they're getting faster
my eyyyyeees!
but woo all the same!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:13,
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but woo all the same!
'k, I went cheap with the costumes this year, and have decided on silly hats.
Thoughts?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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Thoughts?
the chicken says 'i'm desperate for sex'
the purple viking hat says 'i'm desperate for sex with that guy over there'
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:50,
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Thought 1: put the shirt back on
Thought 2: sexay
Thought 3: what Willwillwritehiswill said ^
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:51,
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Thought 3: what Willwillwritehiswill said ^
same here
may be NTL or Norton being cunts tho. I can't see some of the imageshack domains.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:55,
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I went through proxify in the end
not sure whether that was a good idea though :P
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:13,
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God I can't see any of your images tonight
I must have DNS probs
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:52,
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If you wouldn't mind
I'd like to have your DNS server to investigate the problem.
barlowz.net should resolve to 208.234.8.70
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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barlowz.net should resolve to 208.234.8.70
I would give you my thoughts,
but all I see are two red exes.
Unable to resolve server or something I think.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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Unable to resolve server or something I think.
I'm thinking
all your stuff is turning up as a redex for me tonight
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:02,
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YOU ARE SEX BEAST.
I like the viking hat.
Those are my thoughts.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:11,
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Those are my thoughts.
\o/
My nutty GF says it's not a viking hat!
Thanks for your reassurance!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:13,
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Thanks for your reassurance!
*points at nutty GF*
See the kind of shit I have to put up with?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:16,
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internets is funny!
HAD Tessa Jowell, Geoff Hoon or practically any other leading Labour politician died over the weekend, it would not have mattered very much.
It would have been very sad for their immediate families and their departure from the stage would have been greeted with respectful obituaries, but their loss would hardly have been noticed.
The case of Robin Cook is quite different.
is this satire? I am drunk. At the moment it looks like it was written by a drunk person.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:45,
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It would have been very sad for their immediate families and their departure from the stage would have been greeted with respectful obituaries, but their loss would hardly have been noticed.
The case of Robin Cook is quite different.
is this satire? I am drunk. At the moment it looks like it was written by a drunk person.
Anything to do with politicians...
..my brain deactivates and walks off in the opposite direction.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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You're typing
like a monkey on crack.
I'll see you in my office in 5.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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I'll see you in my office in 5.
*appears in office*
What now? Want me to write your biography?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:53,
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Biography?
Er... no.
Just get your head down and do your job. *ahem*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:54,
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Just get your head down and do your job. *ahem*
nice!
here's mine - sod all these 3.5 inadequates, eat my 5.25 incher!
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