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[challenge entry] bollocks to you
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# this compo is shit


TJ: why is hotmail being such a cunt?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Because it hates you
and wants you to drown yourself in raspberry custard
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# awww
I was hoping it wanted me to surprise sex myself
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I could probably do that for you?
I have very competitive rates, and will throw in a little dominatrix for free getting you to clean up any mess you make
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Cripes! Theres an offer you don't get everyday
*pre-orders*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# no, no, that's gmail
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Because there all cunts.
Another Fredjack. Teh Quo is on Radio 2 right now.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# zomg teh quo!!1
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# because you play with yourself at night, that's why
possibly
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# damnit
i knew the internets was a watching
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# A BT router is buggered and throwing lots of big sites into disarray.
Disarray, I tell you!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
i'm now officially tires of this compo.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Paul's had an accident
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# eh?
why the cut down version?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# tis better than deleting a thread
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# best nonsense reply
EVER
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# just showin off my new print!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Cool....
odd subject matter, but cool non the less
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Oooooh, that's....well, that's vile, but it's very good.
;-)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ace!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# that's lovely
nothing like having a lovely shiny print of your artwork is there :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# echulente!
you should try selling them on ebay

the fee is worth the advertising alone
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# you're a bit of a star, you are
if only you could keep those filesizes down!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# ^
aye, this really...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
now do one with fwuffeh bwunnehs
;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Nice
marginally psychotic, but nice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# vere nice
but 172kb? come on, you know the score.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# my word
I bet that'll cost a bit. Lovely I would so love to own something like that.

humm I should set up an site for artists to peddle their wares easily and nicer looking than the ebay.

/thinks out loud and loses ideas to others blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Smashing

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# i likes.
odd... but i likes.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Hehe...
he's gonna sleep good tonight!

Nicely done!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] she paid for her one
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# at this rate
one is bound to end up on have i got news for you.

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
is this compo still going?

'noon all
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# amazing eh?
and 'lo Danny Boy!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# 'lo Broadsword
I'd have thought every avenue of one legged/beatle jokes has
been done in the last 24 hours, although I haven't been here to see
it myself, too busy up to my knees in the norfolk countryside with a tape measure
meh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# There are worst places to be....

have a fun evening!~
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!~
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Arf
I quite like this one.

At least it's not that damn picture of him pointing at a poster.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# original
and funny
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I had a child's version of that jumper
I used it to dress up like Uhura. Which is ever so easy when you're a white blonde little girl.

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# if you add a "d" to the name Uhura, it sounds like "Du Hure" which in German means "You whore"
/'german language is fun too' factoid blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I've forgotten most of my German
Which is a git as my dad still chunters on in it.

Best thing is to say 'augenblick', then just go away. :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha so true
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ;-) And still if I go to Germany with friends I'm duty translator.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# has
Bill Bailey flashback
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# oh dear, soz to hear that
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha!
oldie but goodie
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# i dont get it.
whats fun about a building?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# What IS wrong with that fucker's eyebrows?
Kirking Sheamless
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] My wife ? She is dead.
HIGH FIVE !



Clicker
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# haha
i like this compo

for the moment
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# sup homes
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# pfft - I did a nawty
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# That was stolen from your Flickr "Thailand" group wasn't it?
phwoor
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Hehe
Pwned!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# haha
you're single handedly turning this compo round and pointing it the right way
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# now that gets a big chuckle
form the night shift crew!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] HELP....


mod edit: quite...

Pah... I have been moderated... See Original Sized Image... damn you gadget.. I'll get you next time!!

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# man man man man man
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# sup nigz
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# troll off, arsehair muncher
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I like it.
I have a very high resolution monitor, so it's nice when an image is large as I no longer have to squint.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's very good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# subversive
I like it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Great
Doesn't stop the image being 288kb though.

Plese optimise or link it

/Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# a member for 2 months and 24 days...
if only wine vintaged as fast
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I laughed at the dry sardonic irony in your reply a whole lot.....

Then I looked at your profile and realised you were serious, and so I laughed a WHOLE LOT more....

hahahaha... JESUS!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# excellent...
...but am I being a tragic Beatlemaniac pedant by saying that Help! was a Lennon song?

Yes, did you say?

*gets coat*
(, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Oldschool L33tsp34k
I was bored, just like in Maths class all those years ago. Probably bindun a million times, but what the hell.



Besides, I'm sick of the sight of Paul McCockingCartney...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Jesus
Why did I click that?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
#
it's the antidote to the original

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Lemon party has videos now?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# 71077345
55378008
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# You said 'liollehs'
???
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I can say what the hell I like, you damn board nazi
*giggles and pokes your tanned bot*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# My arms & face may be tanned
but my bot is red - as red as a London bus.

/Mrs Overall blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I love you for quoting Mrs Overall
:D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Yes well sometimes that's God's way of making Shredded Wheat look exciting
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *loves*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I was sick of the sight of him
before the bloody compo started
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# You love me & want to sex me

/hahaha!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Gah
caught out again
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# this gets a woo for just not being paul cocking mcartney
i think i shall take a b3ta holiday until this compo finishes.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Splendid.
woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "Nooooooooooo!"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# haha nice
and nice petition too.

Bah. Hotmail is buggered.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# haha wonderful
I signed up.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Nice!~
he killed John you know



got the email and registering now. cheers!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# aand
linda too!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# not at all
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Very stylish
a little bit RIS, but is still very good.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I am a little RIS too
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# thats the one
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# You're fucking odd!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# You're just upset I only posted two little dots of that image!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# 'spanks'
top work there!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Even your wonderful vectory skills cannot change the fact that
he's a fug ugly cunt

mm arse
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# nice vectoring
woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# this is life.
woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# captions on a postcard
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
#
'all those years selling pirate dvds were about to take an ironic turn for the worse'
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] you know she is...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft
*ducks*


woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *swans*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ( ' )< SWAN NOISE!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# HONK!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Haha! ( ' ):<
           ^Swan nose
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesa
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yes?
howdy pardner
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# have you been looking after b3ta in my absence?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# no - it's all gone to the dogs
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# arses
damn them!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# mictoboy has single-handledly been running the place
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# But a lovely cunt.
And ginger too.

And he got naked for us.

This isn't to say you're not a lovely cunt. You are. A lovely behatted cunt.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# why thank you
can you advise how to deal with utter jet lag?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Go to sleep.
Apart from that go for a nice massage. Or get Mrs Horrible to give you one. Or someone else.

failing that, grab the sort of web of skin between your thumb and index finger and rub in small circles between the thumb and index of your opposing hand.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Mrs Horrible is in California
hence my jetlag.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Ahhhh
Well someone else then. I'd give you a massage were I around. But I'm not, am I?

Or do that hand thing.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# that hand thing
might be good.

I'm in London and jetlagged, so I'm going to go to the pub!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# DON'T HAVE ALCOHOL
Not until you've had over 10 hours sleep. Trust me, you will end up fucking yourself up.

Alcohol and Jet Lag are like two bad things combined to be even worse.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
I gathered that one time after 4 beers on a jet. But I'm hardcore ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hardcore or not
I shall spank your bottom.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# What what what?
Nekkid? When?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Micto, lots of posts, vectored and nekkid, yesterdag.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *spazzes back*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# licks Bawls
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *giggles*
*is ticklish*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *retrieves bone*
too easy
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *howls*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *snogs clownfish*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hello flower
I've got a wicked shot of me & a Clownfish in Thailand.
I'll flickr up soon as....
I've been in work for 2 days practically asleep with jetlag too.
Never mind - Friday tomorrow!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# jetlag is a bit like taking drugs
/landed 3 hours ago blog
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# where ya been, fella?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# sunny Los Angeles
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Lucky shit
I got over my jetlag simply by going to bed until I couldn't sleep anymore, then waking up and going to bed at a half-decent time. Kind of worked for me.. The staying awake thing just made me feel fucking awful
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I stayed awake
when I arrived over there, and it worked.

But this time I fell asleep on the plane back, and it's screwed me :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Falling asleep on the plane screws everyone unless it's business or 1st class
fucking torture coffins
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# my arse went numb
and still hasn't recovered.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *bums*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# gi'it some welly
Hello BBBBobs.

Come in.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *slides into home for the game*

WOO!

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# pretty as a pitcher
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr & Mrs

click
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# haha noice!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
class.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# oh yeah!
that's the ticket.

WOO!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# haha
that's high quality
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
V.good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Woo Yay
*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] they had a good on screen chemistry too
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# [marsha voice] blaaaaaahdy ell.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# It's amazing how MBB went from funny slightly outrageous comedy to "smug middle-class twats pretending to be slightly outrageous"
I'd still do Martin Clunes though - although he is looking more and more like an old toby jug every day
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# cheese impressions
are always good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Brie
Brie is a good one
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# mmmmmmm
brie


put the cheese on the table....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# It's
BBBBBBBBBBRRie.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
brrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# oh my wife! my darling wife! you`ve been shopping, I see...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# My dad when he's drunk (ONLY when he's drunk) looks like Martin Clunes.
I'm bored and I want to go to a meet. Everybody come to Aylesbury please.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I fancy your drunken Dad
oh dear

come to Berlin

It's dark now - but it's lovely in the daytime.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Pfffft, Berlin,.
Let's go on holiday to Hamburg, I like the Reeperbahn or however it's spelt.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# The Reeperbahn is overrated - although Hamburg is nice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I liked it there
As with most red light districts, I felt at home. Surrounded by porn and 3 foot rubber fisting devices.

There's a nice pasta place.

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Is that Aylesbury
as in duck?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Yes, where the ducks are from.
Which is strange, because I live by the canal where all the ducks go and there's ONE Aylesbury duck.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# thanks and dont mind me
im round the other side of the planet!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Australian?
Ha, you're upside down.


You lot hate that.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# nah,
the only thing i hate is ticket inspectors!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i met him in a petrol station in devon
he was on his way to film doc marten.

he's very tall and was in an expensive beamer.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# inexpensive beamer?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# its like a shit eating grin
but with less shit and more grin!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ah bless :)
I love a grinner
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I just saw Tom Baker
*glees*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# arse
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrse
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Really not sure what was going through my head here....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

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