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The fact

youre going to resort to "ya mam" jokes shows how pathetic you are.
ya mams so skanky, she masturbated with a cucumber and pickled it. etc.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

hahaha you made a reference to my mother's vinegargina

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

You are a vengeful Paul McCartney

AICMFP

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

AICMFL

maybe?

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)

loverboys?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)

haha! nice one, I was thinking on the lines of false leg though...

*groans at self*

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

haha that made me laugh

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)

haha

That's great.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

lolzorz

your mum's so fat i swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)

I think my favourite is : Your momma's so fat,

If she got a flesh eating disease she'd take a year to die.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)

i like

you momma's so fat when she gets in a lift it has to go down

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

My favourite was always

Your mum's so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)

not to forget

your mum's so ugly when she was born they pulled out the afterbirth and shouted "twins!"

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

I'll chip in my contribution

Your mommas so fat, when she sits round the house, she sits round the whole house.

Your mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family

(Wize, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

Tu madre esta muy gorda

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)

heheh.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahhah

you made this thread worthy.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

this is fairly boring now

i'm bored off my smack

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

please don't go

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)

did you get your microphone back?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

*coughs up an egg*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

OI!

b3ta.com/board/6553220

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Err

Funny. I have a job, unlike most/all of you. I'm willing to bet youre all a bunch of year 10s, shuuned at school with no friends.
Points to whoever says "i know u r lololol lmfao" or words to that effect.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

i know u r lololol lmfao

or words to that effect

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

points to you.

have some jelly. and ice cream.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

See folks, this is the result of Maggie scrapping free school milk in the 80's

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

LOL!

OMG! U R so funny! I'm ROTFLMFAO!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

i bet you didn't like it when your daddy took you up the ass.

and your uncles, and your neighbour, and your neighbourhood etc.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

you fail at life

seriously.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

yes.

i spend my days posting meaningless annoying messages at a messageboard, so i would finally get some attention. i like attention, even if it is negative attention.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

listen

u fucking cunt face, you have a real unhelthy obsession with bumming!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

you have an unhealthy

obsession full stop, young feller m'lad.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

i know u r lololol lmfao

*earns points*

What do I get for 100 poins? Do I get to fuck you in the eye with a rusty fork?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

I seem to have slept through Monday

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

haha this

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

does it involve offering people

fries with that..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

How much are you willing to bet?

I suspect you'll lose.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

someone's angry cos they caught mummy being fist fucked by the milkman again didn't they

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

yeah

but I'm not taking it out on anyone.

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jentulman carnt spel, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

JAMES BROWN!

GET DOWN

*strums guitar*
/The Boss

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

A paper round doesn't count. Not does the tenner you get from your dad for 'services rendered'.

I'm on a free period, actually
i have no lessons now, you knobs. Send stuuf to our mailbox. I don't care. No-one can touch me for freedom of speech. Cretins. I am actually a respected member, this is my fuck-around adress for annoying all you focktarts.

Funny. I have a job, unlike most/all of you. I'm willing to bet youre all a bunch of year 10s, shuuned at school with no friends.
Points to whoever says "i know u r lololol lmfao" or words to that effect.

Contridiction is the sign of a lesser mind.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

WTF's happened to the main board?

Oh dear, and its not even Tuesday....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)

Yeah

there's a lot to be said about day release:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

I spose at least he is taking it out online

Rather than getting himself an AK and going columbine...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

Every now and then

we get a twunt like this who comes on the board just to feel a bit less hated than he is in real life.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

It is pretty funny to think tho

B3ta has upset him THIS much - hahaha shows we are doing a good service!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Heh..

It's funny because you're a cunt.

/Late reply blog

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

umm....?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

FIGHT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

Top norks.

Also, what a lovely cat you have.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

agreed

twice

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

problem is they won't let you play with them

cause they get very tender..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

testify brother!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

sorry

am i showing how frustrated i'm getting at the minute..
and another 6 months to go as well..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

don't worry

i've been through it (mictobaby is 14 months old)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)

Unless you give them some Whiskers first

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)

hehe

always wanted to find the best way to play with a pussy.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

However...

avoid the fishy kind..

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)

*checks over shoulder for mrs*

let?
let!
there's no let about it!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

but a swift knee to the misters

and you don't go back for seconds.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)

Tsk amateurs

"Allow me to gentle massage some baby oil upon you to prevent stretch marks"
Simple, job done

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

cunning

usually just wait till shes asleep Rohypnol is fantastic.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Hahaha

and it keeps mini-b3tan senseless from kicking too!

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

but then you don't get the bonus hand-job

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

you are a bad man

hehehe

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

phwooar

he's gorgeous!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

haha but he only looks about 6!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

the best age

old enough to know what to do, young enough to still believe the threats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Also the best age to be,

Old enough to do stuff but young enough to not have responsibilities.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

and also, you're not going to get anyone pregnant at that age

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

and feline.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

hahahaha!!!!

What a looker :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

animate this!

and woo.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

GASP!

you all talk like retards. and for someone who has a cock as an avatar, you mus have some gay tendencies. Ignore, therell always be a host of you skanky morons to annoy. and laugh at. as i reel you in, easy as pie.
RETARDS!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

*Hugs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

it's part of the b3ta ethos that we try and groom anyone who feels they ought to be groomed

*grooms*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

you must be their poster child

perversiontracker.com/archives/000219.html

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

what fun this all is

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

*high fives*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

own up, who forgot to give him his milk and cookies last night?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

That was it then? I'm disappointed.

Oh, freedom of speech isn't universal. And if you think 'noone can touch you', you are in for an advanced lesson in "Tech", my tiresome friend. :)

G'nite Gracey!

P.S. You were right about the "gay tendencies" thing though. Loved the magenta cocks you drew earlier too.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

I'd be interested to know

what you plan to 'do' to the Baron. Is it going to hurt?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

I'm on a free period, actually

i have no lessons now, you knobs. Send stuuf to our mailbox. I don't care. No-one can touch me for freedom of speech. Cretins. I am actually a respected member, this is my fuck-around adress for annoying all you focktarts.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

wow a free period

I always have to pay for my menstruations :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

Mmmmmm!

Raspberry surprises!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

that reminds me...

what this board needs is a spellchecker

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

I've found

it has. They're called board nazis aren't they?

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jentulman carnt spel, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

nope, nazis don't worry about spelling

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

Unless Spelling is your surname.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

he he, true

and 'ning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

Morning

Week off work! *cashback*

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

bonus!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

look for /pedant blog

endless fun ensured!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

It's true! You are

a respected member.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

you're definitely a member

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

your play time bell will be going in a minute

whats sad is that to have a free period you must be over 16 ie in 6th form.. Therefore you could be out drinking smoking shagging etc instead you're in the I.T. room being a cock. And as for freedom of speech well I don't think insiting racial hatred and homophobia fall into that category.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

I see we have a problem with an irritating cunt

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)

don't feed the trolls

just use 'ignore'
posting images that will annoy a troll is just as bad as threadwasting, imho

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

Do you still hate me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

i've always* hated you

*never

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

^ This

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

ning!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

ning!! *man-snuggles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

cor!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

but i said goodbye in that thread

cunts

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

I didn't see you say goodbye.

Goodbye (but you aren't going for another week or so?)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

today

i leave today

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

what's happening for the next nine days then?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

I'm masterbating.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

'masturbating'

/mr pedantic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

NO!

That'd be disgusting.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

bangkok

oh yes

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

cool

bonus penis!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

bye mongy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

goodbye to whom?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

to my b3ta chums

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

i don't know why, but that expression has tickled me

i hope you have a lovely time in australia

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

pfffft!

*clicks*
that is all.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha

I had put him on ignore within 15 seconds of logging on just now.

Edit: SHITTING CRIKEY ITS MY B3TADAY!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Hippy b3taday.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Ta!

Cake for all!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

yay!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

happy b3taday dude

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

ta!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

Happy B3taday

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

*Dances*

Been reading wintersmith?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

Happy B3taday :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

Hahaha

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

hahaha yay!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

happy b3taday!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)

happy b3taday

hope you read this before it gets knocked off the board by trollface of there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)

He cant push them off

as his posts dont show up thanks to el ignoro button.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

profits!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)

*GASP*

*i* *also* *Think* *that* *writing* *like*this* is* *funny*
*t*w*a*t*
and i am actually probably smarter than you, despite being half your age and not a paedophile.
i dont care about being banned. anyone with half a brain should realise that. im surprised you stupid bunts of c*un*ts havent done it already. That goes fior ALL of you.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)

We all learnt a lesson today.

Thank you.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

don't steal puppies from people you've never met or they'll go on a murderous killing spree involving murder?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

You only make THAT mistake once.

From now on, my puppy stealing is only from people I have met.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

*bunch* *for*

and you don't use *actually probably* together, it's simply 'I'm probably smarter than you'

lets hope it's an English lesson next.

Here, this will help your future...
www.mcdonalds.ca/en/careers/restOpp_apply.aspx

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

you're great

I want to grow up to be like you

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

You speak like a retard

you post like a retard

= RETARD

Thank good for trackable IP's
Expect nice things to turn up in your mailbox Cunt

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

I'm sure you don't care about being banned from a message board - if you *did* care about that, I'd be worried.

You might care about what happens to your schooling as a result of a half an hour's racist comments on a public message board though* :)

*obviously that is if you are as intelligent as you claim.

OK, I'll be looking at 2 more posts - make em good, big fella!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

high five!

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

'ning all!

you can tell when a week is going to be good!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fuckwit. There's actually a 99.8% chance that you are less intelligent than me.

And that's being quite generous.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

so long my b3ta chums

mongy is off to the far east, the oz, have fun
(no doubt i shall next be posting from exotic heathrow)

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

*blows kisses*

have fun baby

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

thank you

i will see if i can find a sexy aussie goose for you

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mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

nah, have your own fun

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

have a good 'un!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

Have great time mongy

enjoy Oz

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

have fun

make sure the ladyboys at least shave first

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Bye Bye :(

*waves snotty hanky*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Enjoy

Mongy McChops!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

*bums*

good luck matey

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

Have fun!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)

Good luck mongy

get your cock out for me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

if u saw shirley ghostman you`ll know who this is.....

if you haven`t seen it, watch it!!

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

Shirly Ghostman you say?

*goes to look for torrents*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

to be honest I thought Shirly Ghostman was dire

ace pic' though

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Shit,

how rude of me.

Woo for the pic indeed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Fred

and Rose West?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

^this^

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

Doctor, doctor, I have a large goth Elvis coming out of my arse!

Hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

Never watched it, but nice pic :)

TJ: What a lovely morning
The first thing I did was hit 'Ignore' & half the board disappeared ;)
'nings folks

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

Bless!

he thinks he's funny!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

What I *do* think *is* funny is that you obviously know nothing about trackable IPs.

I'll look at your next 3 posts then choose to wipe you from the board*

*from *my* board anyway :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

could we not just find the school he's at?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

That'll be the IP :)

*taking screenshots of racial abuse for forwarding on later*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

can you set somekind of virus that emails his headmaster/principal

calling him a cnut from his email address, 1037 times?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

how about 1337 times

oh the irony, it being the Tech class 'n all :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Funny or not

I imagine he knows how to use the paintbucket tool.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

i would buy it

but it's been delayed so many times that it's just not worth it now.

much like you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

Your application for a loan has been declined. You are now bankrupt, and owe £1,000,000,000,000 for stealing the internets.

Can I have your babies?
Will you have my babies?
I will love you long time and will sucky sucky for a doll-ahhhh.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

JESUS

i really think you should all wise up and stop being homo. i hope you all get crippled. Jesus, we're so toying with you.
Death to the chocolate men!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Aw come on

I like being homo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

It's what gets you up in the morning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

It's what gets up him in the mornings,

shirley?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

and makes me go down at night

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

he he he, arf!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

'we're' indicates more than one

thus schoolkids in an IT lesson perhaps?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

no him and his gay lover

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

its

actually a tech lesson.

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

See you in Macdonalds in a few years

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

^ This with more sesame seed bun

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

and fries

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

Can I be just a little homo?

I'd like that.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

The Littlest Homo?

"maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

the littlest hobmo

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I'M ALWAYS GETTING LOVE FROM THE HOMIES

~~HOMIES~~ HOMOS!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

You are toying with us?

Wow.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

Aaaaw he thinks he's people!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Is he still about?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

dunno

but i have just christened by ignore button - 1st one in 4 yrs!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Yeah

I call this 'active ignoring' :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

i think i like it to

/poly-junkie blog!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

7 threads though,

and one of them a roast.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

I just lost my

Ignore button virginity.
It felt good.
Didn't hurt a bit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I have ignored many, many people.

Often for putting really big spacks on the board.

I always unignore them after a bit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

Tom agrees....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Don't feed the trolls...

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

this^

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

I think the best thing is to not spend time on the escaped abortion.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

he loves you really

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

who? :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

same here

Only way I can tell he's been here is when the Main board is showing me 3 posts :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

I slagged you off in one of his threads

to see if you were really ignoring him.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

did you?

you cunt :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

I may unignore him so I can go do it again.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

cheers :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Well I'd imagine there'd be a few Mods about soon

Think 20,000,000 sperm and his one won!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I'm sorry?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

his conception:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

I bet the egg was filing for eviction :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

Hehehe

The only time the Anti-Abortion League did a U turn on their policies:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

*thinks*

(BimbleBamble, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

It must be vegetable day today.

(Well, looking at the standard of some posts at least.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

He IS smart.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

but can he split the atom?

Now, that is smart.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Judging from that smile,

yes. Yes he can.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

No.

That's clevir.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

to be honest figuring that out wasn't really a smart move

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

I click ignore like a sensible person

so all the posts are good including this one

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Yay for Fresh Produce Mondays!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

They deserve it...

'ning joy b3tans!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

That's nice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

YES

^this!

c'mon!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Ning Kuroi!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

ning you!

this is also beginning to nark me!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Ah!

In that case RIS.

I just thought it looked nice - who are they?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

dolls from the new Corsa advert in europe...

...

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Ah!

(Europe? But most people here are British, shirley?)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

britishland

is actually in europe, and has been for quite a long time.

Especially when viewed from a mercan perspective.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

Ah!

I am not a Merkin. I am entirely and really quite definatly British.

I do not, however, own a television set.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

that's probably a good idea

except for when Lost is on.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

Never seen it,

but pxyzyzygy tells me that there is a character in it who looks like me.

I forget his name now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

also... a lot of b3tans are ex-pats....

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

hahahahaahahahahahaha

woo

damn. i came back

will people stop feeding the trolls!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Arf!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

YO YO!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

off sick today are we sonny..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Did you know that meatspin were a father son combo?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

whats more disturbing

the fact or that you knew it...
shudders

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Seeing as everyone's ignoring the cunt

have a cheeky pearoast from last night

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

*snigger*

And indeed pffft

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

zing!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

That's such a fucking repoast!

Hamtoucher ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

*touches*

you love it you slaaaaaag!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

hippo says:

I may touch ham, but I'm not a Pedro

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

hahaha

terrible, terrible stuff, woo I say :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

coons ihat muslims the fookin raghead wankzorz!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

Needs more cowbell

edit: When I think a certain place is shit, I tend not to go there.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

bye now *ignores*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

Yea, *ignore*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

I like the seventh one best

the others are all shite

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Jumps on bandwagon....

My favorite is the elevenyth one.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Fuck you

Never !!! hahahahahaha!

(getdown is not spanish, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

huzzah!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

jpg it please

50k or less if possible.
nice work, love the shading

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

goodbye

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

Needs more cowbell

have I missed some exciting things?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

please seet on thees couch and tell meh abbaht yu fassah!

HOW BIG WAS HIS COCK?????

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

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