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# Is it just me...
or is google advertising getting less subtle by the day?



(appologies for the lack of shoppedness)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# heh
good spot
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I went to check what it'd come up for me
and provided me a NOVELTY ASBO

I can send a friend an antisocial behaviour order for just £1.99 allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# genie-arse
says I
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
hee hee he
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# did you see my find on that earlier?

I don't advertise on google at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# neigh!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I love the smell of
gay palm in the morning
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Ah.. But what about Wild Palms?
(Or are they the same as Gay Palms but with Less Shimmy?)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# What, that weird sci-fi series from way back when...?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106175/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha.. That's The Kiddy...
It was the 'New Twin Peaks' Apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# For BBB
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# yay
when it's raining it's raining
tears from my eyes
oh tell me caaaaaaaaaan't you see
that my baby has left me

sorry, i am not BBB
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Why are you sorry that you're not BBB?
Is it because you envy his manly good looks and suave manner with the laydeez?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# i envy most his abilty to flog overpriced apartments to london's elite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# PFFT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# internal viewing is advised!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Really?
Then how do you explain this:

Quote
"I am BBB." said Ironman tetsuo.
/Quote


Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ahhhh
bargain bucket bonanza
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# ELEPHANT HATBROLLY
ELEPHATBROLLY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# oooh ta
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# She's such a poo muncher!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hullos!!
today i am struggling with Flash
whilst resisting the urge to throw my monitor out the window
:)
P.S. how was the holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# took me a while to read the extra letter S
you norty man you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# shiny poo!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeee!

'lo you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# LOG!
fun for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Does anybody in the world like her?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Other poo munchers?
I dunno . . . no-one I've ever met


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I like her. She's great.



Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# no
and she's just been forced to remove her 'health' products from sale for false claims.

the stupid bint and a correspondance course doctor, she not a real doctor, she is a fraud and a shit muncher.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *applauds*
Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(dognutz, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
marveloose
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Pantonamo Bay
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

edit: Sorry about the quality. the file ended up being too big. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Haha!
Ace.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# tee hee
except that was Abu Ghraib
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# ...
I know. But, guantanamo was a better panto name. poetic licence etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# well
ok then
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I'm now starting to like the
idea of Abu Ghraib the musical, but i really should do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# *pictures*
loads of arabs running around in formation, being chased closely by army folk, with the occasional jump. As Adbul Haqh stands on a box with no clothes on, singing.....

Allah, Allah
Why hast thou forsaken me
Allah, Allah
Why hast thou forsaken me

you have left me here
upon this box
nothing on
not even socks
as these infidels
*harmony* IN-FI-DELS
TAAAAAKKKKKE MMMYYYYY PRRRRRIIIIIDE!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Close every door to me...
Hide all the world from me.
Take all my clothes off
and stick-prod my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
#
Its a travesty...
Oh allah, stop the hypocracy
Warlord bush, please
let me taste the bittersweet democracy!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# We go together like
Ramadanadanadana doobley doop dee doop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# They are linked
www.bloggerheads.com/abu_ghraib/

Love the title, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
what a great casting choice :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Sorry
Thank you. *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# :D
woooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I hope that cunt Ross gets a beating :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# If only for getting
his Mum fired from Eastenders
(Ssco, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Paul Ross!
*Chuckle*
It's all About those little touches!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# get your filthy mitts of my children!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Oh Sorry...
Had you Baggsied them?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# sorry, that was rather unfair of me
here, you can have the ginger one if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# See Sesame Street was right...
Everything is better with:
Co-Op-Er-A-Tion!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# inspired casting sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I thank you
kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# well you never bloody thanked me!!
*huffs*

bloomin favouritism
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# that's cos I let him touch my weewee
the other day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# ...
*denies it*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha love it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# thora hird dead?
i thought she was made of ageless wrinkled adamantium
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# how did you get that so artifacty and still so big?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# what do you mean
by that?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# maybe you mean,
how is my quality so shit?

I saved it as a 1 for quality in an effort to avoid pissing you lot off with a large file size. I'm so fucking altruistic, it leaks out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# BONNIE!
*books front row tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Happy Candle Day...
Congrats Your Lotions!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# nice hat :)
happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# congrats on your b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I've seen Hamlet done as a Panto
There's this crazy lot in our area who do Shakey's plays as pantos... Hamlet was cool but Othello was better.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Oh no it wasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Shakey's?
As in "Green Door" and "This ol' house"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Pffft!
I saw an advert for a panto at West Croydon station yesterday (the advert was at West Croydon Station, not the panto) but I didn't have my camera. You wouldn't believe the guest 'star'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# crazy frog?
.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# You live near Croydon then?
Or is he doing loads of pantos this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I'll have a look see on me lunch
I have the unfortunate luck of working in Croydinium..... Concrete shithole!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# It's on the wall near the bottom of the stairs to platforms 1/2/3.
I didn't stop to read it as I was going to catch a train from the other platform. Presumably he gets kissed and turns into the Crazy Prince or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# nah
I searched T'interweb...
probably is doing hundreds though..
georgina Bovzova (snow white) would get it though..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Has to be a reality 'star'
am I right?

Edit - Crazy Frog? Now i've seen everything (have you seen a man eating his own head? etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# popped into my head....
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# needs more AOL chatrooms q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Bon Jour.
Ogenki desu ka.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Old/Woman/Shoe
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *sick joke book flash backs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# big family?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# The Soham case really gave school caretakers a bad name
They're not all murderers.

Some are just rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# haha
hehe
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Oh noes!!1!! Don't bum the kiddy!
This is an unshopped phone snap of a safety sign from work advising you how to un-choke a child.

I think it is dubious.



Sorry for blurrrrrrr, was in a hurry.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# perhaps its just you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# It must be all the
"he's behind you" posts
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I think its terrible
that people would think that before memorising how to save a kids life.

Society eh, what have we become?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# is this post before or after the green one?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# i'm worried about the "or victim is unconscious" bit...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah, it sort of sounds like the intended outcome
"Congratulations, your victim is now unconscious..."

Tsk, Public information, who'd ave it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I think your photographing skills are the thing that's dubious here

Did you take this while running by?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# No, just with a shit phone.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
#
"Sorry for blurrrrrrr, was in a hurry."

In a hurry to buy a shit phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# for once
i don't fancy sitting in the front row

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Also anybody who didn't see this from the other night, knock yourselves out...


Online static version here if you want to fill it in? www.simonsheridan.co.uk/b3ta/crossword.html
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# how cool is that
got 1 across and 2 down already :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# :o)
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Puzzles!
Yay and Congrat-Your-Lotions...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# :o)
Enjoy...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Your mother stuffs socks in hull
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Damn my secret is out!
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] la lala, lala
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# have yourself, a very merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# 3 days off?
Slackers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Directed by Ridley Scrooge?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# that spong
is cocking great. with extra cock.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Redeciprocituatactualisistocraticalisingly annoyanceising N00000B...


InFACKtious dickwallopings and teatcheese!

and Simon Amstell ('s [pet)] rocks.
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I'm going to take this opportunity to pearoast from last night
Because this took me HOURS.



And yes, I know, animate it hard, but EVERYBODY did it last night. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# i like that Sis
I made something yesterday that should have been animated
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Then animate it!
but show me first.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha, yes, agreed
It IS super.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# watched Alien Autopsy lasy night - excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# the granny makes me laff alot in that filum
watched it last week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# do you want a biscuit dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
that's it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# stop talking about your bowel movements
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Ewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# i am animating today :)
i got the job of doing our electronic christmas card this year

flash MX is giving me major headaches...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# ROBOT ROCK!
*guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# this is AWESOME
and i love it

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Woo!
that's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# body pop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU
you are a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# he's a troll, ignore him
I thought it was Stemil, but Stemil was much better than this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# i think the pic is quite funny ashally
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Morning all!!! Hope you are all super!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I am eating an apple
it is satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# that reminds me
I have banananananananananananananananananananananas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I also have a banana
I am yet to open it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I am now eating one of them
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# bee
ay ~ en ~ ay ~ en ~ ay ~ es!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I have an apple here on my desk.
It is very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# mine was quite large
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# My apple is
44mm tall with a diameter of 48mm and a 165 mm circumference.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Pffffffffft
Properly.

I have a stomach ache. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Oh noes.
I hope you feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# er?
no

this morning I'm Bats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# To rescue the lovely Verity from her black hole:

Click to see how big the rabbit hole goes
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Awwwww
Manley, you've gone soft :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# ...that's old age for ya....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# if you weren't, you'd have cut out BOTH hands like a man, not just one and mirrored it ;-)
and 'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# or at least shopped the ring out!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# He did shop the ring out
or it would have been NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# zomg a circle!1
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
exactly what I think whenever anyone says "looks like goatse".

and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# polar coordinates?
'ning christy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Indeed.
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# not bad, not bad
although I have a lot of work to do today

et tu?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# good, good
I'm off for another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# View from above
Slugs in a blender?
at night?
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I'm loving these!
How's things Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Oooooh, lovely
Looks like Picassos version of a milky cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# see ron and his comedy gold racist bigot phrases.

'ning BBB
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha, needs more heather mills...
/Ren and Stumpy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha!
Excellent.


Have an obligatory repost for compo.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# LOOOOOOOOG!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# happy happy
joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# "Does your grandmother suck eggs?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# ron you cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Idiot!!!
haha. Ning
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
#

Click for big.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# pretty vortex
is that a rotten appple down a plughole?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Oooh
that's a bit arty for this time in the morning!

*falls down black hole*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# View from above
of slugs in a blender?
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# That would make an excellent desktop
'Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Ning you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Morning all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha
that and a wig

One of my favourite Devo Couplets: "I saw you coming, you wore a wig : I wanted to laugh, but you looked so serious."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# is it a wig with gadgets?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# A gun with a hair trigger
/long coat, kgb hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# it could turn into some form of hairoplane...
/hears lenin revolving in his tomb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# and an online banking terminal
toupee your bills

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# what about his jam trousers?
/izzard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# *doesn't know much Izzard*
/tumbleweeds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I think the Sun's headline was
"From Russia with Drugs"

Those crazy tabloids.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I must admit I haven't read a single newspaper in nearly 2 weeks now
so all these puns over quite an interesting story have probably
been done to death by now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I have to wonder whether anyone would give a shit
if a new Bond film hadnt just been released.

Or perhaps its getting so much news coverage because people are fed up of hearing about bombings in the middle east.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# oh dear
trust them to make light of the poor man.

oh, hang on, this is b3ta isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Ah bollocks to him.
Defected (if thats the word) because of moral reasons my arse.

Got the hell out of modern Russia because its a crime-ridden shithole more like.

Edit - Before I get called a cunt, I do hope he survives but deep down I dont really care, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# nah
was "From Russia with Loathe" on the Sun cover.

Which I thought was quite tasteless of them actually. Then I looked at the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# haha - woo!
ning good Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Poor bloke has taken a turn for the worse :(
Good morning TGA :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# it's sad news indeed :-(
I have found the story interesting as its almost stepping back a few years to previous concerns in the news with the cold war,
and something quite different from what we're used to now
I really hope the poor guy makes it..

in other news, morning to you too m'lovley
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Put the Kettle on - There's a dear
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# gosh no
then your tongue will be far too hot for my sensitive member
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# try a goatworrier kitten then
mmmmm leathery clit ....
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# mmm warm tea tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# and she'll take her teeth out as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Tightrope job, that.


Best not to look down
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# indeed
best look to the ceiling and think of england.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# take your teeth out too
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I don't thing she has them in
edit: Chiquitita by Abba: Replace the word "Chiquitita" with "Take your teeth out" for maximum comedy value at karaoke parties
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Do you wear a nice slip, Madam?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# she has niothing on underneath the tweed skirt
i can report
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# You can see her uterus brushing against her ankle support stockings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
#
O sheeeet ... thats a bit rough round the ankles .... due to a prolapse i assume
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# How does he do it, ladies and gentlemen?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# the day is young yet
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Depends on your time-zone, I suppose... :)
Happy b3taday, btw, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
genuine LOL 'mug of tea in hand' moment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Wronger than a vole in a nightie
well done.

Your mum looks well BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# cheers
your looking quite fetching in that leotard !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] tis panto season
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# oh no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Pfft!
Happy b3taday!

Your sig made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# :D
hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# fankoo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!!!!
w00t w00t
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# thankah!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# thank you!
though that candle is heading for tragedy when it burns down to the face :(
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# happy b3taday squire!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# thank you, my lady
*elaborate bow*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# hippy burpday
xx mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ning!
and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that has given me a corking idea
this needs more woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# don't think the non brits will get this challenge..
might not be a thing though..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Woo!
*spins head*
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Tisk !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Haha!
Woo, prawns and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# furry
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# *yiffs it up*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# christ, that's a bit rough lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# hahahhaha
'leathery prawn' top work GW
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and can i ask what is the font that you used?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Cat Tongue Sans
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# pfftt...
for the "rough" look no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# verdana?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# veranda
ashally
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Arf!
BBC News, Written on walls in poo!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Brilliant! You are becomng a master of newsmashes!

I've noticed on my recent newsmashes that the font fucks up - are the dirty BBC trying to make it difficult for us?



edit/ Pachey's not been around recently, but I think you merit a club badge for your profile:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Woohoo, a BADGE !
: )

Does the font in mine look rough to you then ? It looks fine to me.

Woo to your fish too !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# it does look a bit rough to me
as does the font on my example above - but actually I've just looked back through some old ones of mine that I know were OK and they now look rough too.
Maybe it's my new computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Looks fine on my screen
may have something to do with the resolution or maybe it's cats sucking you off and making your eyes go all spongly ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# 'Gaylord Bumcock' pffffffft
Congratulations Sir, you have raised the bar for the rest of us.

Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

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