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# 1st post on main board (shake it up baby)
(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Haha, nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hehe
it's a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha magic
Woo, welcome, pull up a kittin, avoid this weeks compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Cheers guys

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# How are these compos being chosen!?
this week's basically implies that you have to make an image that is only funny if you already know the rest of the joke..

So whilst looking through the entries, you'll either have heard the joke before, or not have the faintest idea why it's supposed to be funny.

/unrant
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# yes it is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# That's a given.
I wanted to expand on the concept.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Shitsticks
I never knew about the compo. Should have lurked first. Dagnamit!
(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# What are you on about?
Don't worry, you're doing fine, great first post, don't worry about the compo.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Nooooo dont deprive us of such animated joy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)
# don't bother!
not every pic has to be a compo entry

in fact, sometimes it's better if they're not
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Its chosen on a voting system, just like the winners
This is all mictoboys fault and his SHAMELESS self-promoting :)

(I love you really micto, but boooo. poor show)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# we're up to 14 people now
he's a gonna be sore!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Haha, joy
only one hour 8 minutes left...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# eh?
i suggested an idea
people voted for it
it's democracy in action people

plus all compos are shit to start with, this'll soon perk up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# "this'll soon perk up"

buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


*breathes*



buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Pfft, I'm kidding
This isnt anybodys fault, you're just the obvious target for our own amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Is further proof needed
that democracy doesn't work?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
good start
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I am 2 hours ahead of the UK
so it's the 22nd.
May I start cunting you in the fuck now?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# yay!!

gawd bless the internets
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# *girds loins*
*shuffles feet*
I'm still unsure how to go about this so I shall start by doing this...
*shakes fist at Mictoboy*
I'm warming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# that's the ticket
now, evil glares in his general direction... and...... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# shall i just not tur up tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Ooh there you are
*glares*
Please turn up tomorrow.
We ALL want your babies really. This is the only way to get your attention ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Psst
I can't find him. I think he's scarpered
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Loes *waves*
pull up a kitten and shop a chair
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I knew their music
was wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Massive cocks tho
I mean they must be circa 30 inches!
(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# 'grats chap
it took me 6 months to learn to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# just used gif movie gear and paint
it's free, well for 30 days.
(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ^this
woo to the anim!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# fantastic, great start.
TJ : I came back from a b3ta break to this compo? AAAaaaargh

*runs away again*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Yay!
woo for first post cdcness
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Sexcellent!

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# this made me chuckle
see at him go! What a happy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# top first post
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ^
although it does have CDC's, which are in and of themselves complete thoughtless wank

but either way, welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# nicely done :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# i might even print this one
i would put a "clicky for biggy" if i knew how.
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:38, archived)
# oooooo how dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Oi oi!
*bows in presence of Image Challenge Suggester*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)
# PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# That's rather splendid!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)
# i do believe
this is my first woo anim
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Excellent stuff
To allow people to click for bigger, use this html code - [a href="http://linktothebiggerpicturehere.com" target="_blank"][img src="http://linktothenormalsizeimagehere.com" border="0"[/a] but change all the "[" and "]" to the greater than and less than symbols if that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ok
will try now
edit: will try tomorrow, am to fucked now
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# lol
ok, send me a pm if you get stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Why do you need the border="0" bit?




/html spacker blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Well
I stole it off the link photobucket autogenerates and amended it for my own fornicative needs.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# so
in answer to your question, I have no idea, these new fangled japanese things are beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Right, fair enough.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Awesome
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] On the same theme . . .


Again, pretty much just a stolen image though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# this weeks comp?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# badum tisch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:36, archived)
# has a compo ever been pulled?
I mean one without corporate sponsorship of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
#


SIGN UP!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# we choose our own comp once because it was late (i think)
that's the only one I can think of
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Happy B3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Why do you have a chicken sat on your snail?

Or 'why do you have a bird sat on your slimy thing?'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# evening
do you have any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:27, archived)
# liberation!

wouldn't be the first bird that's sat on my slimy thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
It's a pecker too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# you said you wouldn't tell!!


*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)
# But but
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# What he said!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha!
happy b3taday
and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Brill!
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahah, hatstand
But also, I love that your source pic appears to already have the horse with a natural spong

Edit: Er, yes, and happy anniversary of joining brethren!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was going to do that but now I've seen yours I'm glad I didn't.
because yours is better than anything I could come up with
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:38, archived)
# awwwww
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
# It's your b3taday!
So why the long face?!!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Ha hahahaha
yay *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# It just seemed so obvious.
I can't really see how it can be bettered.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# well you could have drawn it yourself for a start :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I coloured it in!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# GLEES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# awesome!
one of my favourite jokes.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Ooh!
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pearoats.

hope you don't mind if i put it in your thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)
# needs more gillian mckeith
('tis the best one yet)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:25, archived)
# nnnooooooooo!


beaten :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I prefer your stick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# *clicks*
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...

Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Lime green hairy lipped squid:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# mild?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hans that does dishes is as
soft as gervais
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# with mild green
hairy lip squid
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
Glad you cleared that up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

fucking.....brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ...
1172095880?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Ha ha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Alaska

(exyzed, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I'm already in fear of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Haahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# well
it was bound to be done at some point. possibly not this poorly, but still.
(exyzed, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
#
thread
week
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# That is a beautiful hat
/weeps
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:17, archived)
# she has been
stolen liberated from mr.spoons

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# IMAGE THEFT!
Well liberated, was she in inhumane conditions?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# she was found pecking at a cock for dribbles of spluff!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Good heavens!
You have done chickenkind a great service. You'll be like a poultry hero :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:28, archived)
# she had grown to love it
stockholm syndrome is a wonderful thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# IMAGE THEFT
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:17, archived)
# LIBERATION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:18, archived)
# indeed
*calls off lawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I'm sorry dude but seeing your nick...
...Metallica's I see fear in your eyes...
...Iiiii seee Jeebus in you r toooooats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:18, archived)
# :)
I changed it ages ago, don't know why, it's rubbish! I don't post much so never bothered to change it again.
(exyzed, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Aww, it almost looks like art...


I have a thing for the Kokopelli, probably because I want to dance around
at night making love to women, but anyway, here is my first attempt at drawing one...

(All it needs is Ripley, and it will look like an Alien.)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)
# for a moment that made me think of kellogs
it's quite odd and relaxing, is it the beginning of some kind of bloodbath?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I thought
"Sideshow Bob"

but it is a nice image
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
# mebbe
who knows.. bloodbath's have tended to start from the most unlikely of moments
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I could look at that for a looong time.
Most good.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# HUGGLES!!!


edit: drawn for saidthekat, because she's the bees knees
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:11, archived)
# HUG HIM!
HUG HIM YOU CHEEKY SLAAAAG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# This, albeit it with added
AAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Bad trip boy needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# YARGH!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# This guy'll hug him
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I shall give him a kiss too
Mwaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# thank you
for the pretty picture!
(saidthekat would like to congratulate you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
#


SIGN UP!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# you're taking this almost as seriously as prodigy69 usually does
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)
# when you don't like a compo
you usually make it very clear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# fuck up you cunt!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# there you go again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:11, archived)
#
brings back memoriesnightmares
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# yeah you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# brown wings! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:12, archived)
# wtf?
explain and i might agee
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Thursday is the 22nd?
edit: aw! it was more fun when it was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
so it is.

I think someone just bummed himself in front of the whole board.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cha ching
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Must be next year's flyer.
 
OH SHIT THAT'S A LEAP YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# OH YEAH?!?!?!?!
well...

oh...

you bastard...


*clicks*

*secretly wishes HE was a cool MOD too
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# thursday is the 22nd you mong!


bugger..b3tan :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
I almost don;t want to change it now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah cunt him in the fuck
How is it going to be different from any other day?!

PS mictoboy we all love! To some small extent.

no really, no really?

oh damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)
# It's all been done
there is no reason to live anymore...

*drinks strange tasting kool-aid*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] or summat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)
# needs more "taps on the window"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)
# to be honest i don't have a joke in mind
i just think this challenge is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# It may produce fewer coprophagia jokes than last week.
 
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)
# same ol' shit..just a different week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Stevie Wonder went for an interview...
(boy_of_cow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)
# A word of warning Boy of Cow
be sharp minor.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Whats Blue and Fluffy?
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Pink fluff holding its breath.
(Seanus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha!
that's my new favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Mine too
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# alan freeman?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)
# tarrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)
# fantastic joke
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)
# lovin it!
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ghahahah!
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# his face rings a bell...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] yum.
(tommclaughlan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Tenuous joke repost time
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)
# pfffft
but its colonised
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# maybe not
maybe only people called colin get to live there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# this did occur to me just after I posted
or every planet was renamed Colin, or re-shaped to look like a giant head. That resembled a Colin
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Ok,
I give up!

(I was trying to figure out what the latest compo was from looking at the entries - but this'uns got me befuddled :-s)

I'm gonna go look at what the compo is...

(incidentally I just lost the game)

[dit: Oh! I get it... I might get an entry or twelve in in a few mins..]
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Orestes pursued by furies

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# glad to be of service
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Otis Thge Aardvark is a Fury?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# pffff
fft.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaa!
Thats brilliantly funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)
# larf
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Arf!
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# YIFF! GRRRR.
 
Gotta say woo, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah...schooldays...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# don't you mean "yes it does"
I didn't get that joke for a whole year when I was at school

EDIT: forgot to say - there is something about your post that is vewwy pwetty. WOO!!
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Joke? What do you mean joke?
I like to think it describes a true event...i like to think about it a lot...frequently...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# yay and dont use that plumber again, thats some awful shoddy plumbing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# schooldays?
i wish i'd been to your school
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I second that motion
seamy nuns...mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate this compo, and I hate this entry

However, I do like listening to the new Bloc Party album.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
# THANK FUCK
and thank you!
After years since i first heard that joke i've only just got it!
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Ok
I'm RISin' like an idiot here. Anyone explain the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)
# your tyre is wearing down
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
that brings a smile to my face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hahehaheha!
'happy'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

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