I'd be rich!!! If only they were dollars...
oldpueblocoin.com/error/error.html
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18,
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oldpueblocoin.com/error/error.html
umm, right. It's a misprinted bank note. Woo.
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Abe Lincolns beard is shaved off, thats cool.
Deary, deary me.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29,
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Deary, deary me.
been lurking for 40 days now! how comes you only said hello now?
Welcome anyway. Nice to hear from noobies...
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19,
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Welcome anyway. Nice to hear from noobies...
neat ;)
*edit* damn you monkeon! i'm sure you've done this to me before
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:13,
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*edit* damn you monkeon! i'm sure you've done this to me before
was thinking someone else would do it
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:22,
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he fucks off..
along with the rest of the bigoted ignorant bible bashing childmolesting asshole racist hypocritical scumbags that seem to roam free in america..
(not all americans are evil.. just looks that way to me, I know there are some lovely people from there.)
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27,
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along with the rest of the bigoted ignorant bible bashing childmolesting asshole racist hypocritical scumbags that seem to roam free in america..
(not all americans are evil.. just looks that way to me, I know there are some lovely people from there.)
my friend steve is looking for songs that he can learn how to play which will make women fuck him, for example foo fighters "i'm on your back" is one. the musical equivalent of fuck-me boots.
anyone got any suggestions?
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:07,
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anyone got any suggestions?
you could always try this Tenacious D song...
www.tabalorium.com/tabs/16196.html
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:10,
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www.tabalorium.com/tabs/16196.html
is good.
And Pink Floyds Wish you were here.
Perhaps something by Sting - just not Every breath you take. It's about stalking.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14,
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And Pink Floyds Wish you were here.
Perhaps something by Sting - just not Every breath you take. It's about stalking.
How about "If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off".
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extreme
cheesey, but my guitar playing flatmate swears by it...
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17,
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cheesey, but my guitar playing flatmate swears by it...
I had a friend who would do the same.
Until I battered him with an old acoustic..
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23,
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Until I battered him with an old acoustic..
but if you can play the outro tapping bit on an acoustic you should get laid just for being able to do that. I can barely play it on an electric.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24,
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Got laid three times because of that little number
*edit* Of course I was younger, prettier, hornier and it was a popular tune at the time...
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*edit* Of course I was younger, prettier, hornier and it was a popular tune at the time...
apart. Terrible acne. Well, off out for a jar and a sambo. See yawl in an hour or so...
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Some good ones there, course I can't think of the names now but.... try Mellon Collie for a good start.
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Almost guarantees action...
the tab is at www.guitaretab.com/s/smashing-pumpkins/17504.htm
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the tab is at www.guitaretab.com/s/smashing-pumpkins/17504.htm
Soma
there is a SP video that features a couple of acooustic versions of there songs and they sound quite nice
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:21,
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there is a SP video that features a couple of acooustic versions of there songs and they sound quite nice
Burt Baccarach - What the World Needs Now (is Love Sweet Love)
or
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
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or
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
She goes down
She goes down, down, down
Alllll night long
she goes down
flat on her back she goes down
etc etc
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20,
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She goes down, down, down
Alllll night long
she goes down
flat on her back she goes down
etc etc
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.
The Tap = action.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:26,
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I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.
The Tap = action.
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
AC/DC, Big Balls.
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And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
AC/DC, Big Balls.
by the Anti-Nowhere League. Just check it out. Trust me. That goes for everyone.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:30,
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SO WHAT
happy memories
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:34,
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happy memories
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So What?
So WHAT?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
The line about throat-fucking a goat is hilarious. Ahem.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37,
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I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So What?
So WHAT?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
The line about throat-fucking a goat is hilarious. Ahem.
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat!
Classy, and always a hit with the laydeez ;-)
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I rammed my cock right down its throat!
Classy, and always a hit with the laydeez ;-)
I even f****d a schoolgirls t**t.
SO WHAT
garage days
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:38,
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SO WHAT
garage days
bound to be a winner that one..
I even sucked an old man's cock....
how could women resist?
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37,
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I even sucked an old man's cock....
how could women resist?
Or 'All The Time In The World'
Or 'Fuck The Police'
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37,
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Or 'Fuck The Police'
so i want a new pc running win xp pro with at least 256 mb ram a dvd rom drive plus a cdr/rw driveshouldnt need more than 20 gb hdd space errr as fast a processor as possible. all for under 600 squids
am i living in a dream world in beleiving this is possible?
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:01,
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am i living in a dream world in beleiving this is possible?
goto www.pcindex.co.uk for all latest compared hardware prices
should be able to get a nice kit out of stuff from there.
but i would say Scan haver some nice starter packs avaliable but ebuyer prob cheapest for eveerything at once.
good luck
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17,
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should be able to get a nice kit out of stuff from there.
but i would say Scan haver some nice starter packs avaliable but ebuyer prob cheapest for eveerything at once.
good luck
wholesale parts from Uni - I can build you a 1.1ghz athlon, 256mb rm, 20gb, geforce2, cdrw/dvd for around £500.
mail me at paulevanspae(at)hotmail.com if you're interested.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:59,
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mail me at paulevanspae(at)hotmail.com if you're interested.
i reckon you could get that for under 500, less if you already have a monitor.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:05,
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www.savastore.com & configure your own
I got similar to that for under £500. (without XP or DVD)
[edit]sorry its savastore, have another got!
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:08,
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I got similar to that for under £500. (without XP or DVD)
[edit]sorry its savastore, have another got!
if u build it yourself or get a mate to do it on the cheap.
I built mine with XP pro, 256 mb ram, 40 gig HD, CDRW, DVD, 1.5 gig processor, 64 graphics card, soundblaster live for about £500
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:11,
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I built mine with XP pro, 256 mb ram, 40 gig HD, CDRW, DVD, 1.5 gig processor, 64 graphics card, soundblaster live for about £500
So I did a little "putting things into perspective" research.
Today in the United States of Unconciousness,
1178 people will die of tobacco-related diseases
303 will die of alcohol related diseases
83 people will kill themselves (several of boredom after reading this)
112 will die in road accidents
76 will die through the constitutional right to bear arms
0 will die through marijuana use.
And my point? It's rude to point.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:00,
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Today in the United States of Unconciousness,
1178 people will die of tobacco-related diseases
303 will die of alcohol related diseases
83 people will kill themselves (several of boredom after reading this)
112 will die in road accidents
76 will die through the constitutional right to bear arms
0 will die through marijuana use.
And my point? It's rude to point.
and the gun toll. I've fired guns when stoned. Most fun. Playing clay pigeon with beer cans was fun too. People can die from dope; just in a secondary manner.
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...but hey, legalising pot should be pretty far down anyone's list of priorities.
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"...aaaaaw maaaaaan. I'll do it next week..."
:)
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:)
not stoned according to some australian study a few years back
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i don't recommend you try it round the centre of london though.
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By drivers on a mix of booze, dope, e's and speed. They would pull over to the slow lane for bongs and then back to the fast lane. Its terrorfying but I've never been in a crash ever. Other dead friends were not so lucky though.
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i've driven drunk, stoned, drugged up etc. i'm not proud of it, but i have. i've also almost killed myself and more than a few of my friends. i shan't be doing it again.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29,
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stoned drivers drive slower than normal whilst pissed drivers drive faster than normal, therefore stoned drivers crashes are more than likely to be lower speed and less disasterous
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theres a naughty word on there...
it says bap
alright, ill leave now
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:50,
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it says bap
alright, ill leave now
That sign strikes again :-)
**BLATANT REPOST SPAZZ ALERT**

sorry :-)
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:52,
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**BLATANT REPOST SPAZZ ALERT**

sorry :-)
yours is much more subtle ;-) I think I was in an odd mood that day ;-)
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:03,
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and all our systems are down. As a result we have to transfer all our calls to the USA, who have about 2 people working today due to the 9/11 thing. As a result I've got a lot of people moaning at me. Osama you sod.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:42,
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callcentres suck, I used to compile the stats for a huge call centre, you lot are treated like slaves..
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45,
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I used to do the same... glad I'm well out of it...
Altho call centres seem to be a good source of ladies....
/coat
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:51,
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Altho call centres seem to be a good source of ladies....
/coat
a year long plan by Bin Laden, just to piss you off for a day!
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18,
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You just have to put your tongue to the side and blow.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh Missus.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh Missus.

DELTA FORCE 2
(all in best trailer voice over man voice.)
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:55,
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(all in best trailer voice over man voice.)
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"..
But I have changed it to
"A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush".
Why? Coz its TRUE!
[vroooooooooooooooooooooooooom]
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But I have changed it to
"A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush".
Why? Coz its TRUE!
[vroooooooooooooooooooooooooom]
strange how similar she is to the nasty, nasty, nasty warder in Oz.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45,
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The Fear - poor O'Reilly. Think he's gonna get it from the doc? She must be some tulip.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:06,
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he was liking it for a while:-O
The doctor is unbelievably stupid.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:16,
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The doctor is unbelievably stupid.
"I know he had my husband killed, but I want his shamrock, baby!"
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20,
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And Joan "The Freak" Fergusson from prisoner too!! :-) What a Brucie Bonus :-)
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:46,
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I found this
Some people NEED to get out more. Fuck sakes.
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Some people NEED to get out more. Fuck sakes.
did you know, prisoner cell block H used to be written by Harold Bishop?
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:54,
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Soooooo problemo..
4 tasty ladies ask me to network them up.
3 computers worked like a dream.
the last was a sadsack old win98.
I decided to upgrade the fkkr.
Unfortunatly once the upgrade was complete it asked me for a password for an old user.
the girls don't know it and never new it (win 98 lets you bypass that malarky)
all there infomation is locked inside.
agh what should i do?they are panicking
if i take out the hard drive plug it into another machine.
get the info that way?
what problems can i expect?
please help me obi wan kenobi. your my only hope
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:31,
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4 tasty ladies ask me to network them up.
3 computers worked like a dream.
the last was a sadsack old win98.
I decided to upgrade the fkkr.
Unfortunatly once the upgrade was complete it asked me for a password for an old user.
the girls don't know it and never new it (win 98 lets you bypass that malarky)
all there infomation is locked inside.
agh what should i do?they are panicking
if i take out the hard drive plug it into another machine.
get the info that way?
what problems can i expect?
please help me obi wan kenobi. your my only hope
user name: administrator
and all the usual passwords
password, blank, admin and so on?
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:35,
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and all the usual passwords
password, blank, admin and so on?
Name of the company - that's a popular one in my (limited) experience.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37,
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now your talking......
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:43,
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thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
you u/g'd to NT/2000...if you didn't convert to NTFS then you'll be fine!
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37,
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I'll sort it for him.. once the frocking thing turns up that is.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:38,
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bung it in another machine - look for the file called (oldusername.pwl) under windows probably.. is there in plain text.
Great security.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:38,
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Great security.
the encryption is shit, but it's defo not plain text
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:40,
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You just simply delete all the .pwl files
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45,
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i was blinded by it....
a case of errrrrrr how does anything work.
quick upgrade.. make friendly.
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Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:57,
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a case of errrrrrr how does anything work.
quick upgrade.. make friendly.
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