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# You've probably all seen this..
but

clicky woo
NSFW
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)
# you've probably already seen this too
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)
# Glass
cock

:)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Woo I've got a load of creased up notes
I'd be rich!!! If only they were dollars...

oldpueblocoin.com/error/error.html
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# bah i've got to go back to work.
See you later.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# "This note is super sexxy"
umm, right. It's a misprinted bank note. Woo.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)
# What the...
Abe Lincolns beard is shaved off, thats cool.



Deary, deary me.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Hey!
Just thought i'd say hello......
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:12, archived)
# Hullo :-)
Pull up a chair...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
# You're
smooth.;
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)
# it's pronounced

schmooooth... ;-)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:33, archived)
# whilst performing a 'smoothiing'
hand movement.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)
# Aharrrrr
schmoooooth. Got it.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Hello
been lurking for 40 days now! how comes you only said hello now?

Welcome anyway. Nice to hear from noobies...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Welcome,
so you're a duck named Clare.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)
# Too obscure?
Anyone get it?
That's neat that's neat that's neat, I really love your tiger feet.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:12, archived)
# that's
neat
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)
# that's
neat ;)

*edit* damn you monkeon! i'm sure you've done this to me before
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)
# i really
love those tiger feet
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)
# genius comedy timing there
*puts thumbs in belt and rocks*
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# just got in there in time...
was thinking someone else would do it
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Gave me a momentary
"paws" to think
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
# cuteness
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)
# .
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)
# hope the twunt is playing attention
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:12, archived)
# i just hope
he fucks off..

along with the rest of the bigoted ignorant bible bashing childmolesting asshole racist hypocritical scumbags that seem to roam free in america..

(not all americans are evil.. just looks that way to me, I know there are some lovely people from there.)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# good afternoon

(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# please-fuck-me songs
my friend steve is looking for songs that he can learn how to play which will make women fuck him, for example foo fighters "i'm on your back" is one. the musical equivalent of fuck-me boots.
anyone got any suggestions?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# If you're not going for subtlety
you could always try this Tenacious D song...
www.tabalorium.com/tabs/16196.html
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:10, archived)
# *ahem* Walking after you
is good.
And Pink Floyds Wish you were here.
Perhaps something by Sting - just not Every breath you take. It's about stalking.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Wayne County is, as ever, the master of subtleness
How about "If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off".
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# that's mistress of subtleness now
Unc
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# more than words
extreme
cheesey, but my guitar playing flatmate swears by it...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# urgh...
I had a friend who would do the same.
Until I battered him with an old acoustic..
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)
# yeah.....
but if you can play the outro tapping bit on an acoustic you should get laid just for being able to do that. I can barely play it on an electric.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# RHCP - Under The Bridge.
Got laid three times because of that little number
*edit* Of course I was younger, prettier, hornier and it was a popular tune at the time...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# was that 3 times
in the one playing?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# No - months
apart. Terrible acne. Well, off out for a jar and a sambo. See yawl in an hour or so...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Does he like the Smashing Pumkins?
Some good ones there, course I can't think of the names now but.... try Mellon Collie for a good start.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# "Beautiful" off the second CD
Almost guarantees action...
the tab is at www.guitaretab.com/s/smashing-pumpkins/17504.htm
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Today
Soma

there is a SP video that features a couple of acooustic versions of there songs and they sound quite nice
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)
# I'm sure
Adore goes down well ;)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)
# how about...
Burt Baccarach - What the World Needs Now (is Love Sweet Love)
or
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Motley Crue's 'She goes Down'
She goes down
She goes down, down, down
Alllll night long
she goes down
flat on her back she goes down

etc etc
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Or...
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.
The Tap = action.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)
# I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

AC/DC, Big Balls.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# close your
tag
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# I have.
So ner.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:45, archived)
# close your tags!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# I said I have!!!!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# well
you hadn't when I closed them for you, mr stroppy pants
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# my but that sounds a classy number
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Girlfriend in a coma - the 'happy go lucky' smiths
.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Oh Manchester
So much to answer for...

The Smiths rawk, d00d
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:09, archived)
# So What
by the Anti-Nowhere League. Just check it out. Trust me. That goes for everyone.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)
# I've been here - I'VE BEEN THERE - I've bin fucking everywhere -
SO WHAT

happy memories
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)
# I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So What?
So WHAT?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?

The line about throat-fucking a goat is hilarious. Ahem.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat!

Classy, and always a hit with the laydeez ;-)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# I f****d this, and I f****d that,
I even f****d a schoolgirls t**t.

SO WHAT

garage days
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)
# I prefer
the Metallica cover.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Indeed
bound to be a winner that one..

I even sucked an old man's cock....

how could women resist?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# 'Aint No Sunshine...'
Or 'All The Time In The World'

Or 'Fuck The Police'
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# PotatoGnoppery
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)
# Ohyes
two for the price of one.. class
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# w/y/h
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# heres a different kind of challenge for you
so i want a new pc running win xp pro with at least 256 mb ram a dvd rom drive plus a cdr/rw driveshouldnt need more than 20 gb hdd space errr as fast a processor as possible. all for under 600 squids

am i living in a dream world in beleiving this is possible?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)
# nope
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)
# very possible - however novatech are shite..
goto www.pcindex.co.uk for all latest compared hardware prices

should be able to get a nice kit out of stuff from there.

but i would say Scan haver some nice starter packs avaliable but ebuyer prob cheapest for eveerything at once.

good luck
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Well yes,
assuming you don't 'pay' for Win XP Pro. ahem.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I get
wholesale parts from Uni - I can build you a 1.1ghz athlon, 256mb rm, 20gb, geforce2, cdrw/dvd for around £500.
mail me at paulevanspae(at)hotmail.com if you're interested.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:59, archived)
# totaly doable
i reckon you could get that for under 500, less if you already have a monitor.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# try
www.savastore.com & configure your own

I got similar to that for under £500. (without XP or DVD)

[edit]sorry its savastore, have another got!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)
# err...
cannot find server
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# It's that big black box
sat in the corner of the room humming
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# :)
am i the only one that laughed at that?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# no
i did too
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:41, archived)
# yep
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:31, archived)
# been there
didnt like it
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# nope
if u build it yourself or get a mate to do it on the cheap.

I built mine with XP pro, 256 mb ram, 40 gig HD, CDRW, DVD, 1.5 gig processor, 64 graphics card, soundblaster live for about £500
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)
# I was bored
So I did a little "putting things into perspective" research.

Today in the United States of Unconciousness,

1178 people will die of tobacco-related diseases
303 will die of alcohol related diseases
83 people will kill themselves (several of boredom after reading this)
112 will die in road accidents
76 will die through the constitutional right to bear arms
0 will die through marijuana use.

And my point? It's rude to point.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# I look at the marijuana stat and also look at the road deaths
and the gun toll. I've fired guns when stoned. Most fun. Playing clay pigeon with beer cans was fun too. People can die from dope; just in a secondary manner.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)
# there is also the risk of cancer...
...but hey, legalising pot should be pretty far down anyone's list of priorities.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)
# After Crack and Smack?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# "Hey Dopehead! Just sign this form and you'll get free legal marijuana for a lifetime...."
"...aaaaaw maaaaaan. I'll do it next week..."
:)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# surely some of the road accidents could be caused by stoned drivers
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)
# safer than when
not stoned according to some australian study a few years back
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)
# i'm sure it is on a road that's straight and 1000 miles long
i don't recommend you try it round the centre of london though.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# I have been driven on mortorways
By drivers on a mix of booze, dope, e's and speed. They would pull over to the slow lane for bongs and then back to the fast lane. Its terrorfying but I've never been in a crash ever. Other dead friends were not so lucky though.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# *holds up hands*
i've driven drunk, stoned, drugged up etc. i'm not proud of it, but i have. i've also almost killed myself and more than a few of my friends. i shan't be doing it again.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# statistically
stoned drivers drive slower than normal whilst pissed drivers drive faster than normal, therefore stoned drivers crashes are more than likely to be lower speed and less disasterous
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)
# first yahoo.com,
now Amazon.com

get over it!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# Gawd bless google
Business as usual
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# what the hell are you on
about?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Can you see what it is yet"

/coat......./taxi....../ta-ta!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# They're a-cute ;-)
giggle
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# i didn't get that for ages
i'm so fucking obtuse

/shoehorn
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)
# gawd
difficult!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# heheh
took me all mornin!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I feel better now


It's official. Yay!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# heheh
but didnt need Jesus to tell me that :)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)
# heheheheh
theres a naughty word on there...

it says bap

alright, ill leave now
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)
# hehe
oops, tried not to giggle at that.

bap hehe...bugger
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Cool :-)
That sign strikes again :-)

**BLATANT REPOST SPAZZ ALERT**


sorry :-)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# That is
..much better than mine. Love it!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Hee hee
yours is much more subtle ;-) I think I was in an odd mood that day ;-)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# Ooh, can I spazz too?
thanks

(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)
# I work in a call centre
and all our systems are down. As a result we have to transfer all our calls to the USA, who have about 2 people working today due to the 9/11 thing. As a result I've got a lot of people moaning at me. Osama you sod.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)
# ouch
callcentres suck, I used to compile the stats for a huge call centre, you lot are treated like slaves..
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)
# 'tis but
a summer job
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# I used to work in one
Never again!

/shiver
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Seconded!
I used to do the same... glad I'm well out of it...
Altho call centres seem to be a good source of ladies....

/coat
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)
# It has probably been
a year long plan by Bin Laden, just to piss you off for a day!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Arserabbits
I was bred in Wales. Not far from here..
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# do you pronounce that as
huckhuckhuckhuckhuckhuckhuckhuckhuck?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)
# Nah
You just have to put your tongue to the side and blow.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh Missus.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] After the faliure of the House party, Noel tried his hand at action films
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# EDMONDS IS, CHUCK NORRIS, IN,
DELTA FORCE 2

(all in best trailer voice over man voice.)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Coat on standby.
she scares the fook out of me
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Great minds
and all that....
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)
# har har lol
fools seldom differ :)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)
# I'd start running now, you two...
I really hate that phrase.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# My mums fave saying is...
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"..

But I have changed it to
"A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush".
Why? Coz its TRUE!
[vroooooooooooooooooooooooooom]
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# like this you mean
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Um,
strange how similar she is to the nasty, nasty, nasty warder in Oz.



(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)
# She gives me
The Fear - poor O'Reilly. Think he's gonna get it from the doc? She must be some tulip.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)
# I think
he was liking it for a while:-O

The doctor is unbelievably stupid.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Yup yup.
"I know he had my husband killed, but I want his shamrock, baby!"
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Wooo!
And Joan "The Freak" Fergusson from prisoner too!! :-) What a Brucie Bonus :-)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)
#
"shut up Birdsworth!"
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Whilst looking for the pic of the bitch...
I found this

Some people NEED to get out more. Fuck sakes.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# youch!
did you know, prisoner cell block H used to be written by Harold Bishop?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# he scares me.
deeply.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)
# I love
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# help!!
Soooooo problemo..
4 tasty ladies ask me to network them up.
3 computers worked like a dream.

the last was a sadsack old win98.
I decided to upgrade the fkkr.

Unfortunatly once the upgrade was complete it asked me for a password for an old user.
the girls don't know it and never new it (win 98 lets you bypass that malarky)

all there infomation is locked inside.
agh what should i do?they are panicking

if i take out the hard drive plug it into another machine.
get the info that way?
what problems can i expect?



please help me obi wan kenobi. your my only hope




(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# I'll fix it dude..
Whens the machine arriving?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)
# a couple
of hours away
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)
# never
network another mans rubarb
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# have you tried
user name: administrator

and all the usual passwords

password, blank, admin and so on?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Secretary,
Name of the company - that's a popular one in my (limited) experience.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)
# i think these people have a password backdoor for 2k/nt
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)
# thankyou
now your talking......

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)
# what did you upgrade to?
was it win2k? did you choose NTFS?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)
# presume
you u/g'd to NT/2000...if you didn't convert to NTFS then you'll be fine!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)
# he did though (hehe)
I'll sort it for him.. once the frocking thing turns up that is.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:38, archived)
# err
bung it in another machine - look for the file called (oldusername.pwl) under windows probably.. is there in plain text.

Great security.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:38, archived)
# it's not in plaintext
the encryption is shit, but it's defo not plain text
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# And it doesn't matter
You just simply delete all the .pwl files
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)
# oh yes..
been a looog time since i dealt with win98
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# same here
i was blinded by it....

a case of errrrrrr how does anything work.
quick upgrade.. make friendly.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Might be overkill.....
Use NTFS2DOS from here

get all the info off the HDD that you need

reformat and start again :o)

Edit : or get it free from here
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)

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