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G'night b3ta...have a paintmash...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

That's rubbish.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

good...tis its purpose

sad existance really

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Born to fail.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

If you're sorry why say it?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

Quiet, you.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

I didn't say a word

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

PAINTMASH THREADWASTE DECLARED!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

sorry, no paint, but slightly related...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Groan!!!

Ning Sir

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

a hearty 'ning to you sir

and to ever peep this morning!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Pfft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Shouldn't it be the attractive daughter of a missing military general

opening a fortune cookie in front of a big black mohicaned 'Chinese' waiter, and it contains the message "You've just hired the A-Team"?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

hahahaha, great idea!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want sleep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

yes...

gah why am I still here responding to comments!?

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Leprosy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

'ning Cap'n

*handseats*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Ningaling! *perches*

How's vous?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

I'm awesome, ta!

How's the housey stuff going?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Well our offer was accepted

We're meant to be going in with photo ID stuff and everything tonight but We can't find B's passport.

GAH. And his birth certificate's gone missing too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

he is an unperson!

UNPERSON!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

Cor!

Thass ace. Who's that then?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

That's my first (and only) vector

So thank you!

I don't know who he is- angry Getty Images blokie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

Here buy this

www.tescosoftware.com/photo_functionality.php

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

yay...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

Sehr nett!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Huh?

Looks like Shadow of the Beast II's pointless unskippable intro..?

(As if Amiga games didn't load slow enough).

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

She has weird hobbies....

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

Woo

I still like that Ealing Comedy poster idea.

'ning matey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

helga verses the gwoemul!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

ning

something ewy and something yummy.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

or..

a yummy Chloe doing something ewy

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

one of the tron bikes pulling over to the side of the information superhighway so its driver can hop out and take a leak

or some kind of slightly pornographic anthropomorphisation

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

Some loutish English sheep

mocking some Welsh sheep for their reputed bizarre habit of dallying with humans.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

some stuff

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

What?

Like that Stuff from the 80's horror film 'The Stuff'?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

that'd be cool...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Yeah it'd have to be

'The Fluff' though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

ooh

i like where this is going

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Is it a film about Alan Freeman?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

It's a video nasty

IT's about Freeman's boy bits.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

nah i was thinking

empty cotton reels, half eaten snickers, congealed egg on a plate, a fly strip.
Mundane is where its at!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

not forgetting pocket lint, 6p in pennies, a few reciepts and a stray button

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Piece of lego

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

I wish I still had lego in my pockets

those were the days

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

*Checks pockets*

Actually I do. There are a few bits of LEGO on my keyring. For a very geeky reason.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Thorazine and red wine is where it all at these days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

crap

i thought it was mogadon and Bacardi breezers~

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

that's like so yesterday

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

haha

I feel both proud and ashamed to have recognised a quote from the FFF Brothers..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

nah

he did that yesterday

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

some other stuff?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

Pip chatting up a ladee, trying to look cool

with a beer.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

This,

a few seconds later.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

woo!

why don't you draw Kat impersonating tubgirl or goatse or something

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

o_0

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Kat taking delivery of a rather powerful motorbike

to replace Art's scooter

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Rincewind, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

~~motorbike~~ *random sexual innuendo*

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Sexy tanks

in sexy adventures

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timothycrippins, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

A panza in lingerie?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

KingTigers in a saucy night dress.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

T-34's doing anal.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

oh yeah baby

you know what gets me going.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

Tetley Tea chimps.

The XXX version.

Dare you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Mecha-helga with missile or gatling gun boobies.

being operated by the hamster.

Ents chasing errent south american loggers with chainsaws to teach them a lesson.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Top o' the mornin to ya Mr O'Fodin.

^ this - Ents ftw =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Henry Kelly

masturbating in the dark

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

"who am I?"

Uh!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

going for, going for GOLD!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

*sings*

The heat is on
The time is right
It's time for you
For you to play your game
People are coming .....

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

the tune is going to be stuck in my head all day now :¬(

I have nobody to blame but myself (and maybe Henry Kelly)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

you'll ahve the mental image of henry kelly

frantically wanking his semi limp cock over the pages of 40plus.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

you sick little monkey

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

haha

this^ phrase needs to be used more often

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

correct

you go through to the first round proper

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

is he 'going for gold'?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

hehe

he's trying for 'four in a row'

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

is 60 seconds?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Time passes to you, and continues....now!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Lorraine Chase

seated in a restaurant tucking in to a plate of live badgers.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

A tiny giraffe wandering round Northampton with a sore leg, buying stuff for its friends.

'ning JJ - ready for tonight? \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

*brings in the pies*

yup.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Winston Churchill

Wielding a phase plasma rifle in a 40-watt range.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

YES!

Yes, yes, yes.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Good point. I only see two.

Is the missing one lodged somewhere in the voluminous cleavage?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Cortana from Halo

Irate at a bumbling critter of your devising

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

draw nothing

break your pencil and find a celebrity to penetrate with the broken end

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

This appeared at work this week....

(click for bigger)

The question is - is that just the packaging?

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Jonoton, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

It's inside,

but it's bigger than the box

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

It's a value one

The outside is eerily bigger!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

And contains a Tesco-value time-lord's assistant

like Wee Jimmy Krankie, or one of the Chuckle Brothers

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Rincewind, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Chuckle Brothers ftw!

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Aenesis, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I don't know

why don't you open it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

I like the sticker!

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Aenesis, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

It's a multi-pack

of twisty trees

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fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Police release...

...first picture of missing John Terrier...
Click for bigger (224KB)

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Ninj, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

I like that

please have one of these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

pfft

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

at first i thought...

chump manbear

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

I posted a work in progress pic last night

This is the finished one

this is the work in progress one

not sure which one i like better

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

fwoar!

not sure about the gangrenous mimsy tho ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

silly

that's a green thong

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

Spoilsport

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

he didn't mention

the green thong is covering her gangrenous mimsy.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

I like the finished one

but they're both rather sex-woo

I think we need to see the original for reference tho :)

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

sorry man

it's on my computer at home

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

Dang!

now I'll have to find some other *ahem* reference material

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Large flaps?

Still rather woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

Finished one ftw

The skirt shadow is making me girl-gay

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

is it?

damn.
i need you to be boy gay!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

Fear not

I shall recover my hetrosexuality as the day goes on I'm sure

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

*gays up*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

the finished one

the wip one is just too flat without the shadows and stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

Looks good!

Needs more bum and back definition. No idea how though

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

working out....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

I thought that, but turns out maths isn't sexy at all

'ning horrid!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

Pi r squared?

PHWOAAAAAAH!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

*Breaks out some calculus on the dancefloor*

*plots dance moves on graph with line of best fit*
*crotch thrusts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

ISOSCELES TRIANGLE!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

*spluffs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

*measures volume and velocity*

*plots*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

i'd love them both

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'm not sure how I feel about vector porn

but I can confidently say that if I did like vector porn I would like this vector porn

and the first one is better

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

'ning and woo

I like the finished one because of the bum shadow.

but like the other one too, cos she's suffering a lip slip.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

cameltoe!

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mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

a poor rendition of a piss poor pun

business as usual then morning all

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

oof

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

Jambomb?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

now THAT'S clever!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

Hahaha

The Ham Busters!!

'ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

'nign ghosty!

Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

Very busy at the moment.

Just having brekkie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

'ning KW

Sorry I was away testing my recently programmed experiment. It's fucking boring. I expect to be taken to the ECHR by my subjects.

They get 10 euro for the pleasure though.

How you doing?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

meep

What are you doing to them?!

'ning sex-pants!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'm testing how much electric current they can withstand

while hanging upside down and being poked repeatedly with cheese-sticks and being asked 1980s trivia.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

gotta love science!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

*tickles pits*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Aaaaaah! Stoppitstoppitstoppitstoppit!!

I HATE that!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

tee hee

*runs away*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

KISS CHASE!!

*catches*

*pecks*

*blushes*

*legs it*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

*puckers and pursues*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

*Hides in boys' toliets*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Bah!

*wanders off to put slugs in jam jars*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

You are a credit to modern science

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Thats alright, I've been good

Not enjoying the rain recently, but it looks to be getting better. Might get a coffee.

How're you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

knackered.

and someone kneed me on the arse cheek while playing football, so I'm a bit John Wayned today.

I need coffee too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

'ning ghosty!

'ning all!

:D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

'ning

lady =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

'ning-a-ling!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

'ning mate.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

'ning ghost with the most...

(scans of zoo and nuts)

How do?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

*feels violated*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

hehe jus jestin

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

hehehe

yeah Kink wasn't too pleased with getting his Wrapper one nicked.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

'ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ning!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

'ningles!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

pfft

Hams away!
*busts some ham*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

pfffft :)

and woo

tj: today's xkcd wins

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

haha

I love that comic
xkcd.com/c246.html

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

ning!

and hamwoo!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

Brrrrb brrrb brrrrb br br brr brr brrrrb!

Hams away!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

pffft

Mark HAMmel approves!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

jam rolo also approves

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

as does jodela

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

haha

'ning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

'ningles mcflingles all...

This seemed much funnier in the pub last night...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

Smeg!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

pfffffffffft

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

Tricity-Bendix! LoL!!!11!!1

Oh, hang on...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

HAHA

woo

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

pfft!

'ningles Joe

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:50, archived)

yo dawg

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ello chief!

Hows things?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

grand my little furry friend

just grand.

how's things with yourself?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

I'm pretty good.

I think I'm going to have a slacking day and spend it on b3ta =)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:10, archived)

I had much the same thought...

We're nearly out of work, so I'm gonna have to have a multi-shirking day (make it look like I'm doing loads when I'm actually doing fuck all) or I'll end up doing all the shit jobs that no one wants to do...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

Smart move, some jobs are left last for a reason

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

my job is a totally new job

so they're not quite sure how to
organise it yet so work is coming through
sporadically. gives me time to fuck about
a bit!
YAY \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

Yay!

What's your job?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

FUTURE MAN

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

*does shifty eyes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

did your time machine crash over yonder?

/turin brakes blog

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

the job title is

"premium designer"

it's a bespoke web design job don't cha know
*smug*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

Oooh, "Premium"

Do you get to sneer at those Tesco value designers as you walk past?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Ning KW

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:00, archived)

you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off when the flan is ready!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

'ning joe

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

You're only supposed cook it for 20 minutes

at 200 degrees!

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

hehe

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

All lifestyles, sizes, shapes and forms

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:18, archived)

MOM BUSTED IN AND SAID

WHATS THAT NOISE?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:20, archived)

*fights for his right*

*realises he's getting on a bit and decide to learn to play instruments instead*

Their new instrumental album is ace by all accounts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

The in sound

from way out!

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Ace as usual

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:22, archived)

I guess

George Michael
The Sheen
Uri Geller

*awaits £5*
*reads filename*
*awaits more*
.............
*is thick*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:23, archived)

Surely the filename saying

Beastie Boys is enough.

Or do you need someone to actually say

It's The Beastie Boys? :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:29, archived)

I shall drink coffee and reflect

/not vampire blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:49, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:49, archived)

that is ace

I love you.

are you still doing zombies per chance sir?

Edit: btw, gotta do it like this, like Chachi and Joanie, cos sheee's the cheese and I'm the macaroni. ahem.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:23, archived)

maybe, possibly

no harm in sending in requests. At worst it just joins the others on the big pile of things to do.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:29, archived)

Good morning db!

*edit*
*tumbleweeds*
Hello? b3ta?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:34, archived)

' Weasel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

' saver

I've always wondered, is you name about Saving griffins (like save the whales) or like Pound saver (implying you can buy products for a reduced price in griffins)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

my profile provides all

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:50, archived)

I feel more educated

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

I have that effect on people

.
.
.
.
.
now send me your bank account details including sort code and you shall receive a large surprise!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

I never got the GS bag.

I had army surplus rucksacks for years. They were the only things that didn't wear out too soon.

I know what your username means, but it will still leave me with images of someone saving up enough Griffins to post off for a badge.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

I've only got 7 so far

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

If I get any in my cornflakes

you can have them

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

ooh ta

Aldi don't put griffins in their cornflakes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

It's clearly an age thing (people not knowing)

*has to admit I had that blue dictionary too*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

and I bet you looked up all the rude words

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

hahahahahahahahah

yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

like 'tax' and 'inflation'?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

Inland Revenue fuckers

they've just dropped my personal allowance by £1500 and I already owe them as a result

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

hahahaha i remember griffin savers

i didn't have an account myself

i was distracted by the shininess of the nat west piggies

didn't have one of their accounts either tho :(

/deprived blog

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

*sheds a single tear*

*silently presses a shilling in mutsters101's hand*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

*bites shilling to check it's real*

*receives chocolate*

\o/ win!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

and now it's my turn

in our little 'arrangement'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

why are you drawing the curtains?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

haven't a clue, err I mean it's the Beastie Boys!

It's goodnight from Patrick

and ning from me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:25, archived)

Backstreet boys!

No, wait...

'ning toast

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:36, archived)

'ning weas

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

I like my sugar with coffee and cream!

But do you know which one is which?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

yes coffee is the one from beans and cream is from cows

which means by a matter of deduction that sugar is the one sweets are made from.

_{also yes, of course MCA, Adrock and Mike D.}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:41, archived)

sodding postman coming to the door!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

You sodomised the Postman and came over the door?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

well he wouldn't open his mouth

rings my fucking bell though doesn't he eh, eh

Did anyone see Virgin School last night on C4?
I'm not sure if that guy was incredibly brave or incredibly stupid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

I saw the advert but couldn't watch the program

If you're a freakishly shy and inexperienced bloke who's never done it, why on earth would you want to tell the world about it and then do it all on camera?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

it was very interesting and very cringeworthy at the same time

especially when he did a striptease for teacher.

There was also a bit where she wanked him off - the first time anyone other than himself had ever done so. He looked like he was having a fit he was convulsing so much

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:06, archived)

this^

0_0

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

it has just dawned on me

I voluntarily watched a 26 year old man get wanked off my a middle aged woman.

0_o

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

o_O

What exactly was this show?
Did they just get virgins and fast-track them through the process?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

virgins normally fast track without help

don't they?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

twas the first in this series

www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/

Virgin School

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

The next one looks shit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

haven't we all at some point?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

I'm on my second one just today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

are you sending yourself parcels?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

haha

he makes an effort to tick all the "I want junk mail" boxes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

You bet yo' ass, nigga!

free mail, and a chance to sodomise the postman some mo'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

sugar is a sweet tasting substance made from carbon and oxygen

coffee is a drink made from beans - it contains caffeine
cream is sort of gone off milk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

Well, it's fifty cups of coffee and you know it's ON!

aceness, mister Happy

and good 'ning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

damn. mom threw away my best porno mag.

WOO, sir. WOO.

edit: must order your book at some point too!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

Damn!

I thought (l-r): Steve Frost, Mark Thomas, Mark Arden.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

NO SLEEP 'TIL BEDTIME!

WOO!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

but ya cant and ya wont and ya dont

stop!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

let the beat...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Drop!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Divine Judgement

(xaniac, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:41, archived)

Where's the Bryce in that?

The Lords work is never done. Lots more of
those assholes for him to round up. WooBTW

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 6:14, archived)

^^ hopefully he's next

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 May 2007, 6:20, archived)

Bryce

I can do photoshop too
and Flash and am learning Maya

(xaniac, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:28, archived)

So we can expect some mad Maya beasties eventually.

I'll likely woo and/or run from them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:55, archived)

I got your godly seed right here, motherfucker.

***KABLAMMO!!!!!***

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:59, archived)

yes yes yes

woo woo woo

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 May 2007, 6:20, archived)

amen to that

(no pun intended)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:14, archived)

ZOMG YANKS!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!

Good feckin riddance, the old fool.

'Ning all!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:17, archived)

Is he that nutter

who blamed 9/11 on gays and oborted foetuses or something?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

here, have half an hour of my precious time i just flushed down the toilet.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 5:14, archived)

LSDlicious

Wants to be animated w/ parallax scrolling and color palette cycling, though...

(onomatopoeicneologism, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:16, archived)

that could be arranged.

but it most likely will not be.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 5:18, archived)

Yay!

Looks like the colour/pattern combos evil_twin uses. Here:
www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5030359

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:22, archived)

Also:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:27, archived)

yaaay.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 5:30, archived)

i still have no fucking clue how you made that in 13 minutes.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 5:43, archived)

fucking with da pallette innit?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:34, archived)

Huh? Like in the thumb hole?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:57, archived)

DEEP in the thumbhole

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:18, archived)

Phwaaar!

*nudges and winks*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:21, archived)

Yay!

I dig it.
/old hippy blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 6:15, archived)

its late, its quiet, and i'm bored

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:45, archived)

should've shrunk one of her melons, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:48, archived)

nah, just enlarged them both

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:50, archived)

her poor back.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:52, archived)

specially braced with girders

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:54, archived)

Yes but . . .

she must be a big front for organeyesed crimes?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:55, archived)

.......................

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:57, archived)

i have... nothing to say to that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:18, archived)

shh

Its morse code, but I think he has a studder

(maninthespoon, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:21, archived)

that is sooo sexy - woo

original?

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:34, archived)

here

img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album37/kelly-brook-09240605.jpg

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:36, archived)

wow - you improved her!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:37, archived)

Yer fukin wit da wrong guy

They hate it when the crowd chants "Cat fight! Cat fight!"

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:32, archived)

not real.

kirk maltby should kick that bastard eric cole's ass, but cole is busy golfing right now.

_{no-one here really undetrstands any of this.}

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:48, archived)

Sure do . . .

ice golfing is very popular in . . . Hey!

Cat fight! Cat fight!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:53, archived)

i do

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:02, archived)

look everyone

i'm in an advertisement!

sorry... have a pic

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:32, archived)

needs more punishment

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:44, archived)

you're a south korean airfare sale?

sweet.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:49, archived)

fourth one down.

I'm a human sized robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:18, archived)

Do you take circular currency?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:50, archived)

I'm confused

but I like the frog slapping

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

It's not ancient

And it's not justified.

That is all.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

I just can't be arsed finishing this

and I doubt I'll return to it again so you can have it as is. Bedtime. Night b3ta.

Click for bigger (151 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:16, archived)

what's there to finish? it's fantastic!

have a good night, sweet dreams

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:16, archived)

thas a bit sexy...

nice!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:18, archived)

all of the woo

a full woo!

not 'arf!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:20, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:22, archived)

Puffin'

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:30, archived)

Woo

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:33, archived)

"i'm so kinky even my swords are pierced!"

nice, that. 'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:51, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:46, archived)

Ooh nice!

Did you draw, colour or both?

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

is it tooosday?

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:10, archived)

was

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:15, archived)

well i got up late

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:27, archived)

its either because its nearly

3:30 am, or im dumb, but i just dont get it.. i mean wtf is going on here?

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:29, archived)

duno....but 12 minutes have dissappeared since your post.

scarey

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:42, archived)

*burns embassy*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:05, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

hahaha ok then

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:10, archived)

hehe

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:12, archived)

BWAUGH!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:15, archived)

Haha

he loves it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:16, archived)

hahahaha

and hahahaha, "shit midas"

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:17, archived)

it's the insult of choice amongst my mates

ever since Nick got a text message from his friend saying "Nick, you're a shit midas. Do you know what that means? You know king midas, everything he touched turned to gold? Well everything you touch turns to shit!"

Our rule is that the insult is not complete unless you say "do you know what that means?" right after. :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:18, archived)

Gronkpan's "future winner" remains one of my personal faves. I like it because it pretends to be kind.
www.b3ta.com/board/7066511

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:24, archived)

i like the one at the bottom of the thread better

"I walked past him in the street and he was pretending to drive a bus while he went around a corner"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:49, archived)

Ha ha yeah

"so what if I did!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:02, archived)

i'm having issues with a particularly cunty person down the hall

i think i might actually do this one, just to annoy him... we only have a week left here anyway

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:16, archived)

aaa

hahahahahahahaaaa

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:53, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:30, archived)

awww

hahahaha

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:32, archived)

Hahahaha

yes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:45, archived)

shame the execution is so poor.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:46, archived)

it's funny exactly as it is, seriously. When's the last time a worth1000 image made you laugh out loud? You'd probably just think "that's clever".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:01, archived)

would have been better if i'd found a suitable pic without the beard.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:02, archived)

We sow the seeds.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:36, archived)

why do all the pics of the mona lisa on teh webs

have that green stripe just left of top centre?
it's not on the original, as far as i remember

/dull-as-shite blog

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:11, archived)

sssshhhh!

don't give dan brown any new stupid ideas!

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:13, archived)

dan brown has never had a new idea.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:15, archived)

i've read all four of his books

they're entertaining to read, to be sure... but they all have the same plot skeletons (ESPECIALLY angels and demons vs. the da vinci code)

Digital Fortress was pretty good.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:17, archived)

i enjoyed the da vinci code.

it was harmelss airport fun.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:23, archived)

I thought it had:

- a fun if unoriginal premise
- a cracking plot (for, as you say, an airport book)

unfotunately it was:
- so badly written that at times I dropped out of the literary trance that books drop you into because I noticed a particularly poor piece of prose. I am by no means a great writer or particularly discerning reader, but that book had some shit passages in it.

please take a ticket and wait for number to be called if you wish to laugh at the words "shit passages"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

"Digital Fortress was pretty good"

i never thought i'd ever see or hear that sentence.

the problem with Dan Brown books, is that he has no idea how any technology works. therefore all his books are riddled with errors regarding computers.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:29, archived)

like this:

www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-127
???

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:31, archived)

"People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data. (See the opening credits for The Hunt For Red October) "

anachronistic at the time... but "hibernate" on any windows laptop now.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:36, archived)

the most amazing thing

is how they never use the space bar

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:38, archived)

or for that matter the mouse.

most of it is tapping on keyboards with no thought for where the letters actually are...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:39, archived)

watched Red October last night

the most glaring error in it is at "Heathrow"...

all the cars have British plates, but are driving on the wrong side of the road!

another one from war games: after he severs the connection with joshua, his screen keeps updating the time to launch.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:41, archived)

Clearly the internal clock form his workstations...

...is calculating the time based on the launch time.

How his display turns from raster to vector is the real mystery. Uber leet 80s video card?

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:27, archived)

meh, I'm not interested in factual accuracy

it's dan brown. the shameless appearance of factual accuracy is what's important

s'why I always point and laugh at fundamentalists that protested the da vinci code movie... it's just fucking fiction

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:51, archived)

just like the bible then?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:56, archived)

haha this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:15, archived)

Yeah, it's fiction

Problem is, some people actually believe it and get the wrong idea.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 16 May 2007, 3:33, archived)

it's not dan brown's fault that these people are misguided and stupid

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:16, archived)

are you refering to the bible, dan brown or both?

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evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

A rugged male diver/engineer

teams up with a beautiful female scientist?

to save the world from a conspiracy!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:32, archived)

involving the government AND the church!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 5:31, archived)

Haha had to google that.

Now I know who you mean... I don't think there's any danger of Dan Brown having any new ideas, since he didn't have any of those ideas in the first place. They were all copied from other sources.

Edit: dammit, mindpissed

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:16, archived)

That's not dull

it's a interesting question. I do think the original is damaged there. Some pics on the net show what looks like a crease, crack or tear just there, and others show the green stripe.
My guess: someone ineptly tried to digitally remove the crease and the badly shopped copy has been propogated over the web.
I'd be genuinely interested to know the real reason though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:15, archived)

Was that not in the original?

Shit.
i'll have to amend the 4,000 forgeries in the cellar

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:18, archived)

hmm

clicky

somewhat non green damage

guess it's a case of someone trying to be clever

edit: meanwhile erm..
yes... quite

actually, google image searching for it brings up subtly different effects :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:24, archived)

do they have "this is a fake" scrawled in marker pen under the paint?

see Doctor Who "City of Death"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:32, archived)

maybe from a flash from a camera?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:16, archived)

i recognise that tit

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OneOfSome, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:17, archived)

hahahahaha

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:18, archived)

boobbonce!

lols

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:19, archived)

bahaha

a 'shop AND a vector all in one, very nice

_{although i'm sure you'd maintain that it isn't a shop at all :-P}

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:20, archived)

hehehe

high boobalarum \o/

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Kaiser, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:34, archived)

hahahaha!

FTW for sure

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:25, archived)

Aww go'awn then 1 more post!

Right now im switching my pc off!
G'nite b3ta peeps n co!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:26, archived)

Hopefully the first

But no doubt not best..

And why did I bother??

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

TV was so simple in the old days................

*watches*

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:03, archived)

mesmerizing

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:04, archived)

aye

back in the days when the tv had a little knob marked "BIAS" you could twist it left or right

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:04, archived)

we also had

horizontal and vertical hold.

something sadly missing from today's sets.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:07, archived)

ahhh

all crt's have that

you have to prod about inside tho with anything made in the last 20 odd years :D

prod prod prod! it's quite safe :D

of course, if you are rich and have some 90" plasma thing, well, then you don't and you're doomed

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:18, archived)

safe?

with the amount of voltage those fuckers can keep in their capacitors for years?

You jest sire!

*please note that whilst we have a laff here on b3ta, sticking a screwdriver or any other metallic object into the innards of a CRT monitor or televisual set could result in DEATH*

you have been told.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

well duh

if anyone prods randomly at even a basic mains powered object without knowing what they is doing and doing it appropriately

they is teh dumb

and something like a crt, which when fucked can emit xrays.. well, that's just silly

still, having said that, what you do.. is prod randomly in the back of a telly and see what happens :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

When does it finish? I could be up all night..

Top entertainment though,..

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:09, archived)

they never get tired them.

more effective than the Duracell rabbit.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:16, archived)

*checks Ann Summers catalogue*

Oh THAT rabbit

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:23, archived)

And I still expect them to do something new...

night all..

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:24, archived)

i love this.

who doesn't love this?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

Aw..

Mary Poppins!!

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:41, archived)

My first bandwagon post

and probably my last - the work that went into this is totally disproportionate to the end result - and not in a good way.

I'm off to bed.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:00, archived)

brian's more of a meme than a bandwagon

not that it really matters. have a woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:03, archived)

Agreed.

thats not going to help me sleep.
Well done mamilla_marsum...

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 2:07, archived)

HULK-BLESSED-TURTLE ANGRY!

HULK-BLESSED-TURTLE SMASH!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:12, archived)

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