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# warning, you might need this


edit: oh, a mod linked the nasty goatse. save this for later
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hah... this is in the same folder as that ^^
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
*looks around for JJ*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I bloody love this, I just laughed so loud the cat legged it out of the room in fright! Click click click
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# They worrying thing is
You don't have a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Or functioning vocal chords to laugh with!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# And none of us exist!
Were are creations of the over active imagination of a flange monkey in a West Byfleet service station.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# "But the flange monkey is a dead give away, isn't it?
It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# 'not again'
You ever hear DNA's biscuit thief story? It's funnier when he tells it as it happened to him rather than when it's mentioned in the Long dark tea time of the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Mwahaha, ninja edit strikes!
Yeah sorry, haven't read them for a few years and forgot that bit

also had to google to get the quote right, my memory is shitty
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# No, but it sounds like my kind of thing
might go hunt for it
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Haha!
V.bunny!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Strangely aroused...
and strangly desiring of carrots.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# "rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit "
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Yay rabbit!
Sorry but i can't help posting this as a form of woo!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# how very happy hardcore :-)
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# OooOoo
bookmarked that to look at randomness when I need a chuckle. A few clicks supplied a emo like bunny dancing round a sword stuck in the ground, and captain picard in a tiny pirate ship on wheels singing as he drives it downhill. promising
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
#
you got a beautiful chin,
you got beautiful skin,
you got a beautiful face,
you got taste,
you got beautiful eyes,
you got beautiful thighs,
you got a lot wiv'out a doubt,
but i thinkin bout blowin u out,
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# i've actually got this film
this pic is the best thing about it!
have a woo with a side of yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# yeah, the film isn't really that good
I liked shivers much better
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# shivers is o.k
but night of the creeps is funny as hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# i've never even heard of that
/googles
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# i'm a huge gore fan
i can recommend loads of great, obscure horrors if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Well now,
that's darned good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Haha
Wow, i really like this
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Can you do this:
mod edit: man pulling bubbles out of his goatse
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# oh dear
that's pushing it

quite literally
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# pea roast!
EDIT: I love the mod edits.

It6's like the scene at the end of a who dunnit. Everyone is gathered round in the lounge room wondering who to point the finger at.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# thats hide clicked
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Err NSFW.?
The swingy knackers alone have given me the heebie geebies.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

(*ducks*)
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# yep, i don't need to see that
:(

Edit: Yay modedit. Now modedit my scorched out eyes

mod eye edit: *cleans off the nasty images*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# now that
just gives me the skeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I have nothing to say
on this subject
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Click ignore?
Yes, yes I can
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *ignores*
yay mod, shame you didnt save my burning eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# congrats!
I think I made the ignore list of some users a couple of days ago.

I even changed my user_id -- kind of a homegrown witness-relocation program

I don't understand why people actually click 'ignore'. Even more puzzling is the fact that they announce the action.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Not the sort of thing I really want see
Nice Mod edit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# is it sheen time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Praise be to the Sheen!
May he save us from the Anti-Sheen!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# it is never sheen time
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# anti-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# merge our minds and we shall be anihilated!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# it is always sheen time
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
AND I LOVE CHARLIE AND ALL HIS VENTURES
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# the charlie to the right of heather locklear has a brian peppers feels about him
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# purely unintentional
poor old peppers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# The courtesy vehicle was a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# the turdis?
had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# many years ago....
i had a website that, along with lots of other crap, had about 200 photos of Turdis's in unusual locations.

sadly it fell off the net in 1997.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# what kind
of unusual places?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# various

places where they wouldn't normally be.

be one was on a the roof of a petrol station somewhere near Lancaster.

i might restart this stupid idea.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# sounds like
a good idea to me
btw, you a pratchett fan, coobeastie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# yes, yes i am.
edit....


i'll have a trawl through my old hard drives see if i can find any of the old pics.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# nac mac feegle
wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# aye
dere can unly be one 'ousand!

one ton tetra - hup!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# there's a new
tiffany book coming out soon. i've just finished small gods for about the 8th time.

he's actually autographed some of my books
*gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# not read wintersmith yet. waiting for paperback, cos i'm poor.
i've got the 1st 4 books autographed, somewhere.

i had to entertain my friends very small child last week for a while.

i am sorry to say that i did the whole "where's my cow?" routine.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
is that my cow?
wintersmith is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Heh,
Sounds like you should get it back online..


Chances are you could get a book deal out of it these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# pachey once did a Tesco Value Tardis
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# nice filename
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# When he shits
he shits back and forth in time*!
Woo!
*and space
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# DON'T DROWN, JEAN RENO! I'LL SAVE YOU ON MY GIANT EEL!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# i don't believe
your eel is so giant. admit it, it's mostly socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# perhaps the eel is not drawn to scale!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# that's okay
i wouldn't try to scale it, i'd skin it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# then serve it for dindins?
yay! the orphans won't starve!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# sod the orphans
they can eat the poor, more eel for me! mwahahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# yay!
feed the poor to the hungry!

that's real freedom!

/american way blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha!
i've been watching soylent green(again). it seems like a good idea to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ah give it time
it'll happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i could feed a family of four
for about a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# if the eel doesn't work out
frank spencer on mothra will save the day

cutlery

tho if you are in water you are buggered as they won't go near water
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Where are his arms?
DEAR GOD WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# they are er.. in his pockets
er..

*whistles*

/can't draw worth a shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Silly
this is a child-friendly design. his lack of hands stops him 'interfering' with them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# but he still has his feets
you should see the suprise when he puts his foot in it yet again!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# not even to save
Jean Reno?
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# if you can find 3 pairs of waders
then mothra might consider it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Giant Eel Riding FTW!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I've always said:
"Don't knock eels, you know they are good at rescuing french actors from drowning," and how they mocked!
But not now, they will be eating humble pie!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# does humble pie
taste like eel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# No, it's tastes like
Kate Humble's minge!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# humble pie
just pastry

no filling :(

much like what the typical high street chain of bakers sells

YES GREGGS YOU FUCKING SHIT I'm TALKING ABOUT YOU and your steak pie or as it's technically known the "Gravy, small lump of fat and air pie"

but anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# ah, air pie
i've tried them, too. i don't eat them anymore as they're so obviously shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# you had shite in yours?
blimey, actual filling

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# the only time a gregg's pie had filling in it
was when i took the top off and put chips in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# haha yeah
or you could be brave and have the "steak and kidney pie"


which contains no steak and an apocalypse of kidney+gravy, lump of fat, and air
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# manky kidney
boiled to fuck in steak-scented watery gravy with added fat lumps pie. my favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Bindun?

Sorry for lack of hummus.
Click for animated goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# what
the
shuddering
fuck


....

?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# >
?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# \/
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# < >
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# DoEs NoT CoMpUtE

*frazzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# mmmm...bacony
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# A + B +Start?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# SHUDDERING
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Confused

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# The pope will meet the McCanns
This is implying that a priest paedo has her.

Not very well...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# i thought it was harry potter
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Well..
Typing "surprised priest carrying body" didn't get any results worth use.

So I improvised...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# LIEEESS!!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=surprised%20priest%20carrying%20body&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

i particularly like second row, 3rd across

also, flicking through the pages, these are probably the strangest image search results ive ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# tis great!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# No, I ment I am stuck to a con man

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7230874
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Dear Bruce Taylor,
What the buggering fuck is occurring here? I'm no stranger to oddity in my posts, but I'm entirely bemused confused and something else that ends in 'used. I have enclosed an SAE and hope to hear an explanation shortly.

Yours sincerely
FAAMTS
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I am your father
I am your father
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ffs! haha
happy 30 years birthday Starwars! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Is that for real
30 years, shit how many shags have I had in 30 years. four maybe five...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
#
shags aids outbreaks
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Ahaha
Took a moment...
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
How daft!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Pfffft!
Next time you'll be calling him a saint, some sort of saint...that pushes people out of windows...now that's an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# More tea Vicar!
wooness!

Edit: I've met him!
farm1.static.flickr.com/191/516695496_c9948bfcb3.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I've noticed
that the background in that image looks a wee bit like he has a stack of marshall amps - was the darth a heavy metal dude?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Found this this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# ummmm
well wbat can you say
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# woof?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# run away!
it's arf vader!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I seem to have a theme running here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# that
made me laugh so much my chapped top lip has now split and is bleeding, that's how good that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# BLUD!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# oh yes
there will be blud...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Good heavens you boys
blue blooded murder of the English tongue
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# if i'm a boy
this is one hell of a disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# *psst*
I'd wax that top lip if I were you!*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# ummm
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# This has been on my mind

had to clear it out sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *spang*
*groan - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# thats too good.
...too good...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# That
is complete class! CLICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# you have snuck into my mind
and pillaged the wierdness that lies within
woo & yay for AT-AT's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# the most impractical fighting machines since the trojan horse
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# pfffttt...
they do make better pets i've heard tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i too am extremely bored
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Haha
made me laugh like a fool :)

Edit: and that's a great idea for a compo if it hasn't already been done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# aye tis quite a good idea for a compo, i cant remember if theres been one
but it sounds familiar, or theres been something close before.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# bloody good compo idea..... i'll see if its been done.
this was the other one...


closest previous compo was "rubbish bond gadgets"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# yay!
Do a Wooden Toaster next
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Perfect for people
who want others to believe that they are having tea, but just want hot water,thus ending ridicule by said persons to the water drinking tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# majik!
right up there with insoluble instant coffee and absorbent umbrella's - pick a woo any woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# inflatable dartboards
and glass hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# glass hammers
can be quite sturdy and strong.

Glass Skateboards however...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hmm, im not sure if saying an object made out of something different really works

as my car made of knitting needles is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i once had a bad mood
constructed entirely of 'seconds' matches and used gum!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# </lurkage>


sorry for hijacking your idea coobeastie
(cidersavedmylife, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# More Queeny goodness

Last night
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# i have to hawk this now
it is the law

www.b3ta.com/links/92592
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# This frightens me!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# That's great
but yesterday's was better. Please repost it here, I'm pretty sure no-one will mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Okay :)
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# : )
I clicked it last night but there weren't enough people around to get it onto the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahah
weird and scareeee
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# For Nightmare Hippy Girl and Lord Foolius:


1: The mother: Oreo
2: Kittuns
3: Moar kittuns
4: Even moar kittuns!

Apologies for shiteness
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *spluffs*
ahhh that's the good stuff
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# That's a bad St. Defenestration!
go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# 71kb for that?
Not really worth it...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Awww
the mum looks like mumu, the mother of our two :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# They're lovely!
I'd love some kittens.

Ta for posting!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# awww
but are 4 and 3 exactly the same picture or what :P
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# shit

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# why am i looking at your furballs?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# yay for kittens
they win hands down each and everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Defenestration is my all time favourite word too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Is there a hidden joke about Nazis?
... I can't work out why but I can't stop looking for one; I've got a nagging feeling it's there somewhere.
(Junathan testing..., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] bored, bored, bored, bored, bored
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Absinthe and KP nuts?
Classy bird
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# .
absinthe maykth the hearth grow fonder
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# hahah
she looks so bored :)
either that or shes totally muntered and is thinking about the dry roasted treat.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I was about to point out how suicidal she looked
but then hesitated, thinking it might be a shop

but your comment!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Er.. Houston, it's kinda busy up here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# i thought that was a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# apollo 13 was on tv yesterday
what a brilliant film
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# It should've been on the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# That is fricking ace
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# That's one huge redex
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Fixed
I hope
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# she canny take any more!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# oh thats poor
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# unfortunatly i learnt from the b3ta best...
3 months ago this sort of shit would not have popped into my head!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# haha....yes
you've got me whispering in a scottish accent now :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
I need a Rab C Nesbitt filter !!!!??????
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# stuff his vest in
it filters to 3 microns
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Who
Was supposed to be watching the fuckin' transit?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
[/Vincent Van Gone]
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Orange cabs?
They've gone back to the dark ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# nothing wrong with orange amps.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# except for the way they sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# They sound ok.
They did make some really bad models though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# good for bass tho
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Rembrandt actually.
Night Watch or The Night Watch (Dutch: De Nachtwacht).

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# vincent
van gone was simply a failed attempt at hummous ashully ;)
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# i believe you.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!
we salute and woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Took me ages.

Click for desktop sized.

Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# its good, nicely done
but im afraid its been done a few times
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# bollocks!
I thought I was being clever, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# clever and original are not neccecerily mutually exclusive
and as i said, this one is probably done better than most/all of the others
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# You can tell he's spent a lot of time on it
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# haha
why did i only just get that...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# You was!
It's still ace though, even if someone else was clever too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I can see why.
Top shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# most splendid indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Blimey.
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Happy B3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# :D
Cheers!

(I dont get this many happy birthdays on my actual birthday! Yay for b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# issa good innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Most Woosome
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Cor...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# reminds me of my sister
/cruel blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# single?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# she is
recently single, yes

i was only yokin' though :) she'd probably be classed as 'a bit of a looker' in man speak
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# oof, that counts me out then
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Les Dawson's Sister?
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Sorry
iSketch B3ta room anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# that's pretty ace
or ace-ly pretty
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# It must be hot there!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Oh my,
top shoppery skills there.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# this is
x3000 woo
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# That's extremely well done
worth the time you obviously spent. click woo
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# oooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# And the dark dark pic
is big big big!

But I like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# a bit
still could do with being halved again, recomended size is ~50kb or less
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah, doesn't mean it
has to be under 50kb or you'll get lynch mobbed though, just a reccomendation
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# its reccomended
else you are highly likely to get lynched by nazis, and there are reasons, i.e to keep the page from taking forever to load for those on dial up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yes. Because the image isn't compressed enough already from the look of that red bit.
And it's over 2000 pixels tall for goodness sake, what the shit do you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I just do the polite thing
and post a smaller version with a link to the bigger version. If you use the b3ta uploader it will do this automatically for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# My most popular still image ever,
so popular it not only got front paged but newslettered as well, was nearly 1mb. No one complained.

I mean, no one's on dial-up any more.
No one who matters anyway. :p
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# i hate you now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hehe
I was just about to say to him "You better not let Mongy see you type that!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Whoops, I forgot to say,
"except Mongychops, who's the best person evar"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# i was just saying
i dont mind much 'cus im on broadband, but the nazis, of which i am not usually one, can sometimes get keen
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# turn on the showers and fire the ovens....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# *Starts the Goose steeping*
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Your usernumber could do with being halved if you're going to complain,
you n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# That is VERY scaring me

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i don't get it
and it is massive
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I was expecting
Maddy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Why, did she call you?
Do you know where she is?

The police are on their way.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Up yer bum
upyerbum upyerbum
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# that cellar looks quite well illuminated to me
ashly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# damn, i thought it was gonna be madeleine
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I PISS on you
IN YOUR BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# ha ha great
but don't you mean Rosemary West? Hindley put them on the Moors...
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about...
*looks around*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# what the ---?
heh heh
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Fab
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# epic.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVED THAT BOOK
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# did you ever read
"not now bernard"? /stillfears
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Woo yay!
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha-HA!

*click* Woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Excellent stuff... No shame in having a picture that size that "oh my god" goes over 100k.
Ignore the nazis..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 11th september 1727
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# they built 'em stronger in those days
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# just as well leonardo didn't
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
*doof*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
that's like extremely woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# It's:
UBER WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I was waiting for a Da Da Da to kick in
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# 'tis brilliant!
a classic for the ages
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Hull/woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 27 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Haha, Excellent!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha - brilliant!
w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# heh, perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:34, archived)

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