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I'm Famous!

The Story
On the early morning Commuter train to Glasgow to get some new flesh tunnels and plugs for my ears.
I hear my user name from B3ta being shouted at me.
I look up and a fella I don't recognise looks at me smiling.
"I thought it was you!" He practically shouts, so of course this being the commuter train its a bit packed and everyone now is looking,
"Hi there mate, how are you doing?" I say smiling trying to figure out who he is.
"Sorry mate whats your name?"
"Gary, I don't post though I'm just a lurker"
"Oh right, You're not one of those Reporters From Zoo or Nuts are you?"
Yes I asked him if he was a reporter, at this point two middle aged women start to film me with their Video Phones.
I would honestly pay to hear the conversations they have with their kids that night, probably thought I was from big brother or something.
"Here Stephanie, I got a vide of that Dave Draws fell on the train this morning!"
"Dave who? Whats he off of then?"
"Buggered if I know, I was hoping you could tell me"

And thats the stroy of my fame on the 0815 Commuter to Glasgow

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

flesh tunnels?

must tell the wife to get another one.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Up to 8mm now :D

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

saw a guy with a plug in ear. was HUGE

like... this big in diamiter

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

whoa!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

That's not very big.

I could fit my fist through my ex's ear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

hehe :D

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

already to wide

damn

(pdjpdj, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

what for?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

for him too...

you know..

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Sounds like fun :D

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

it was amusing

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Bizarre!

I've been recognised in the pub before now from my shows, which a very strange experience!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

what shows do you do?

can you pick up a stack of pennies between your bum cheeks?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Yes I can

But the shows I do are with the local am dram. I don't live in the village where they happen, and the last time I was in the village pub a woman brought her kid to the table cos 'she wanted to say hello to the fairy'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

awwwwwwww bless

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

I get that

but it's unrelated to theatre

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Donkey shows?

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

inter-species erotica

if you please.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

*signs*

ha ha your that bloke off the internets! *waves*
(i've had a simular experience, but the weird thing was i actually knew the guy already "hey i saw you on the internet" - me: really? "yea" me: wow...)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

*waves back*

its funny and gives me material for a strip, win win

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

ARGH put some clothes on

oh... comic strip... phew

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

not taking my clothes off infront of the camera again until 10k

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

i bet you set it all up for the cameras.

i know how this all works.

this is one reason i don't post my picture on they interweb.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

to stop the police from finding you?

'ningles

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

shhhh

*hides under table*

*poke head out*

'ningles dave.

*re-hides with added protection of tin foil hat*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

You don't want to wear one of those

look

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

you're assuming i want to block the signals.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

*Checks YouTube for footage*

Haha, better than my appearance in ~~The Times~~ TimesOnline.

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

what one was that again?

linky?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

It's near the top of my profile.

They used my Jesus/Dino as an accompanying illustration to a Libby Purves article.

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

ha ha top stuff

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Yeah but

Lurker Gary is probably reading this and thinking "Yay I'm famous!".

May your new found fame rub off on all of us.
^{I'm sure you'd like to do that too}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

*rubs*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

*Becomes Famous*

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Nice one

And so he draws again...

But shouldn't there at least be a raised brow?

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

what for?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

So we can recognise you

of course

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

if you ever shout my name at me across a crowded train I'll be sure to raise an eybrow

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hahaha

great story.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Can't wait to tell it down the pub

~~tell it~~ get rat arsed and chat young girls up

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

How young

should these girls be?

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

over the age of consent by at least 24 hours

minimum!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

too old?

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

there is no 'Too old'

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

See below V V

I'm taking over those duties, miss.

: )

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Checked ya profile

I look like that girl in your profile, spooked me for a second. Except I do not have a tat on my breast nor do I wear so much lipliner- otherwise she looks like me, down to the glasses!

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

I promise not to act too spooked if you look like that

Though you'd have to pardon my shaking hand if you're going to have me sign anything that's, um... flesh-colored.

tats are overrated anyway,

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

hehehe

Just so you'll believe me, although I couldn't find a pic with me wearing make-up or posing in anyway similar to the gal in your profile, but I thought this might qualify me for Sexy B3tans with snacks... I know a Singapore Sling isn't really a snack, but it does have a little pineapple and cherry (I ate already) and I am in Singapore, so apt really!

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

*picks up pen

* steadies shaking hand
* attempts to sign Dave's autograph
* drops pen

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

*bows* Thank you

and Thanks Gary, who better bloody register soon the lurking bugger

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

If your arm gets tired

I'll offer to take over the signing of the boobs. Just you let me know...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

sure thing

You can be my offical boob signer

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Ah, I can retire a happy man now.

Go find me some boobs to sign!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

*flexes*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Hahaha!

Gary looks just like Kenny!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

yes, funny that

/can't be arsed to draw more extra's blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

This is the best compo ever

woo the pic.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Cocking ace

That is all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

ha ha ha

very good

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

playground humour.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

can he now pee in 3 directions?

and WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

no, but he spent several hours bleeding in A&E

and although 2'4" is easier to use, he does miss the rest of it.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

please tell me someone remembers the

original rhyme?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

Billy could be a boy of girl

but I think they will both remember it.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

girls don't have

willies.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

well not tradionally...

but your mother does have a penis
*sings GLC song*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

*hums

along*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

YES THEY DO

Chicks with Dicks. lots of site full of them.

- the girl will not forget and billy can be a girls name, so they will both remember not to forget that day.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

tenuous

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electric cocksmoke, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

hehe

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rogan, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

tada.

My first attempt at drawing something with a graphics tablet
(excluding a cdc)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Any tips? (apart from not doing it in paint)

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Has he gone rusty?

Very nice. Really must get myself one of them tablet thingamajigs.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

I decided to add the background last, was just going to be him.

but meh :)

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

I was going to get one of those

but realised I can't draw with a mouse, pencil, or pen, so a graphics tablet would most likely be a waste of my money.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Splendid.

R2 just out of shot?

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Very nice!

I'm having fun with my cheapo tablet, but since I have trouble writing nowadays, my results are crap :)

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Don't think it's bindun.

But the compos are coming in so fast I can't be sure.

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

yup, it has ;)

good stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Psst - compo it

Has been done, but still lovely :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Mee forgets :)

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Any time!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Nice :D

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Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

tis moving

way too fast to keep up

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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Yay, by me...

but yours is ace.

But why don't you get flamed because 'fraggles aren't muppets'?

having shit day, feeling oppressed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

But you broke my argument in seconds!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Joys!

that made me feel better...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Flamed for that?

That's ball cocks. Muppets include Seasame street and Fraggles.

Ta for your comment on my American Werewolf thing this morning :)

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

No bother.

T'was top!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

It doesn't take too long to look through the image challenge pages

www.b3ta.com/board/7397422

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Saved me the hassle...

Cheers Geoff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Saw it just before...

Fulton Mackay?! You win for including him alone :)

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

Ya think?

o_O

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

this must have bindun

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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Excellent furtive

Love it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

ver' nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

That am woo!

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

top class

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

...

Directed by "Seam"ven Soderberg

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

haha i like

top shoppage.

here's an old compo pea to celebrate

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Haha!

Love Kermit's face in this!

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Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Yes I know this has been done a million times

But I'm rp'ing anyway just because. Okayyy?

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SqueakyG, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

nicely done :D

quite disturbing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

^This. I never feared him before now...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Then you need this site:

www.bertisevil.tv/evidence.htm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

No! I refuse to listen!

Bert is not evil, no not evil, don't listen to the voices, they're lying...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

That remake is like porn

when Ryan Reynolds goes all mad and homicidal.

Mmmmm.

Woo!

edit for proof: us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0384806/M-105.JPG.html

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

He's better looking than his dad

but with half the charisma

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

'his father, Jim, was a Vancouver food wholesaler'

Did you know his dad or something?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

I thought his dad was Burt Reynolds?

... yes I did know him...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Nope, not according to IMDB.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

hahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

this amuses me

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lemony, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Mee me mee mee meeeme!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

meeep!

Anyone got any paracetemol?
My head really hurts

I blame Archie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

No, but I can kick you in the leg.

That'll make you forget your headache.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

cheers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

I have tea. Tea cures everything.

*pours tea*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

except tea allergies

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

or heroin withdrawal

I'd imagine...

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

you never know

Just might do the trick. A good cuppa can do anything, after all

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Picky picky picky

No pleasing some people

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Milk, one sugar please :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

*makes tea*

Biscuit?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

cor, ta!

what do you have to offer?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

*checks biscuit supply*

Chocolate crofters crunch, caramel digestives, fig rolls and those pink wafer things that make me go funny...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

i'll have 2 each of the first two, and one wafer,

no fig rolls ta

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

*feels blamed*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Fantastic!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

This compo is really good

Nice work Proddy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

hahaha, brilliant!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

love it

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

You, sir, are a genie-arse

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

[woo/yay...

..."Execute Attack Plan R"...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

best compo for a while

and great picture!

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fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big Image Challenge board!

this, I like.

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

first time on this....sorry a bit shite

(Daveyd821, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

What film is this?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

never say never.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Debbie does Saddam

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

randomly posting...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

I left my Magnet in San Fransico

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Magnets and Broomsticks

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fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

gone in 60 Magnets

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Magnet

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

0-60 in 45 minutes

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fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

use the b3ta hosting

geoshitties sucks donkey balls
RED-X

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

I'm missing the film connection

that's Saddam Hussein under there isn't it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

You may not like what you find

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allen, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Planet of the pigs?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Good grief!

Hahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

the day Dr. Bunsen Honeydew pushed Beaker too far

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Beakface?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Not the best known film, I admit...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

ITS A MONSTER!

*clicks*

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

HAhaha!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

This is one of my favourites ever

*would save as, but already has it saved*

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Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Ode to Monkeon

He is number thirteen
And his FP power's mean
And he's using the muppetty prof
The joke is you see
That where his eyes should be
There's only specs when the bandage comes off

Debbilgrrrrl, aged 36

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

There was a user called monkeon,

who lived on frontpage where his posts were put on

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Ha ha!

You are so old!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

And one day

you may get to have sex.
But don't count on it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Yuk.

I don't fancy it much. It sounds just horrible.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

haha brill' :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Survival tips

Click for bigger and less compressed.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahaha

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Hahahaha

"Do the Ray Mears shuffle..." dow dow DOW!

/10cc blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha

superb

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

'I've found this bed'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

[Excellent...

Keep these things coming!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Doesn't have Muppets in

Which is a bonus this afternoon *clicks*

(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

this is amazing

I LOVE IT

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

You am ace

ace

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

quality

Please sir, can I have some more?

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binnster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

This post am WOO

Edit : Ray Mears am Legend

(Jazz Pirate never says die, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Brillo!

WoO!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

Haha, ace

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Its banks

It's its banks.

That's the only thing I understood.

(LokiMD, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

'ning. Have a Meerhat.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Thank you

and 'ning

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Why thank you.

I think I will!

*has*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

How cute

Have a US Meerine, by return of post.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Why thank you

I shall keep it in my back pocket.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Apocalypse Sow

cfb (53K)

I love the smell of bacon in the morning (Bindun?)

Edit: - not bindun; checked myself ;-)

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

hehehehe

Sow, hahaha

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Why ask if it's bindun?

Can't you check yourself?

WHAT ARE WE, YOUR BINDUN-CHECKING WHORES?

woo.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

indeed

www.b3ta.com/board/7398584

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

yeah yeah yeah yeah

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nocturne72, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Aporkalypse

surely?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

haha very good :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Heh, nice pun

and nicely done.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Can over-frottering...

....break the 'I like this' button?

Anyway. I dun click it.

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

frottering?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

You askin'?

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

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