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# Breaking News! Not Quite Movies, I Know, but seemed too good to miss
meh


Edit: And Apologies to Happy Toast. I know this kind of thing annoys him.
Taken out of Compo.
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# in the thames?!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Where else?
swimming alongside John Peel..
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# That's REALLY good!
have a woo and a click!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# it was a real bugger to 'shop out the male presenter...
thank you !

*blushes*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Very tidily
done, sir!

(the 'shop, that is, not the blush)
 
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# Cheers, Chap
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# Has he done one?
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# they have the same expression!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# John Peel?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Haha
Nice big old red phone in there as well.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# er, *cough - Anchorman - cough*
then it would make sense you adding it to the challenege entries
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Yep, you're right.
I'll get my coat. Apologies.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'm saying to quickly either add the Anchorman film logo
or do a new one before someone else does
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Lully
that is really well done! Woo YAY! and also hello for I have not seen you in a while *tips imaginary hat*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] My First Compo
Hi All,Long Time Lurker, First time poster..and I hope to God this hasn't already been done!

Presenting Optimus Swine in...



oops....fixed, sorry about the large-ness
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# with sexy results!
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# very nice
bit big though
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# BIGGER!
My day is complete
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# OINK!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Love it!
*clicks imaginary button*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Crikey
they actually look like Transformers

unlike the movie versions
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahah
woo
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# you might want to compo it then?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if it's done yet
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# PIIIIIIGS. IIIIIIN. SPAAAAAACE
woo
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
#
SPAAAAAACE KNIIIIIIICKERS!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I don't belive so
nice work!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# thanks,
gee, there's some brilliant entries on the compo this week,
more than half are really good
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# that's cos adding a muppet to a picture is usally funny anyway :D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha!
very true
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
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# Wonderful
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Now THAT's the best take on that so far
t'riffic
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I don't believe you
you work for The Sun
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
Trevor Kavanagh tells me it's the best version so far, so it MUST be true.

Hang on, Keeley's calling
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# this just in :
Emap needs strong leader with web expertise

Brand Republic

LONDON - Emap will be looking for a chief executive with online experience who is 'not necessarily from the media' but can 'restore a little bit of faith' in the publishing giant, City analysts have predicted.
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# hahahaha
fantastic. Go on, apply
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# has there been a recent corporate beheading?
or sword standing upon?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Heh - was trying to think of a way of doing this one
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# it's been done a few times already anyway
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# just paged back
seen a few green miles but not a lime green - course I can't be bothered to check em all..
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# yar, I meant the film
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# subtle and sexy!
woo
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Bahahaha
Wooperb!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# nicely done, but
shadow?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# good point
but after cloning clouds with added noise, I think I shall have a rest..

EDIT - fixed - ta!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# beautiful fixed
as well.

;)
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[challenge entry]
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# Haha!
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# Hahahaha
Woo!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# thats more than enough reason for a cheaky pearoast!


Also - WOO!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# have a badge .psd file - to make your own badges
just coz i am in a good mood.

rapidshare.com/files/42507956/BADGE.psd

direct linky "right click save as" or whatever.

and a picture as well.



and that is shopped.. (two exposures merged into one)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# oooh multiple merged exposure action
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oh niceings
i am but learning. and thats the 1st try :-)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I'm going to have to read the wiki entry on HDR
as I've never heard of it
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I do love these.
Oh there's more!
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# coo!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# To increase the dynamic range?


Didn't seem to work. :|
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Do I need something that prints on metal?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Oooh, gorgeous
Where?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Just outside Omeath
Co. Louth Ireland.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Yum - looks lully :-)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# tis nice
I drive past it every day, and thought "i must take a picture of that" so i did.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Corn tower or medievil lighthouse?
Discuss
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# There's only one way to find out....
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I'll get the scientist working on giant robot versions of each
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Corn Tower by a knock out
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Medieval Lighthouse
Built at the top of a corn tower
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# we know them as "round towers"
and as to what that was used for I have no idea. But there are ancient navagation markings all over the place.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Probably some sort of Watch tower
But that wasn't an option
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# what does the badge look like without downloading your file?
do you have a jpeg preview?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# yus
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# Ta!`
many thanks
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# Here:
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# haha
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# Ha ha
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# ATTENTION DEFECT DISORDER
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# ATTENTION: DEFECT DISORDER!
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# yeah, that's
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#
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# hurrah!
you may offically have this badge then.



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[challenge entry]
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# Hahahaha
nice.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# IS THIS A JOKE ABOUT THE FRENCH?
I AM CONFUSED.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hehehe

I might have a shot at "The Fast and Furious Wank"
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Unfortunate choice of words
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
God - I hate that film...

also Vin Diesel is as queer as a 9 bob note, FACTOID!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I remembered what it was

!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# go on
...

*looks insterested*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# it wasn't a question
it was a statement

you're back in the top 30

but I'm not.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# yeah - my postwhoring efforts yesterday
kept me at number 29. I'm hoping the national tour I'm about to go on will push me back into the top 10.

also - didn't realise it before but this looks a bit like you
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Jollyjack-esque.


Slightly inspired by the Ringmistress from Timesplitters 2
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Rough trade.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Wowzers!
they are some powerful thighs.

nicely done.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Ooo that's lully
Yes it does dear.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Core!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Didn't they make tomb raider?
which also featured rather powerful thighs?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I don't know
but I might wear my own thighs away rubbing them at this rate :P

Nicely drawn
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# yes they did
:D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Nice arse size.
I do like a woman with a nice round backside.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# you and me both sister
something you can bite into
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Good boy!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] One, two, Elmo's coming for you...
Another probably-too-obvious one.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Evil Elmo!
Never thought I'd see the day!
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#
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# has he been sainted?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# No.
He's just been beatified. Sainthood lies at the end of a long, long process.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# No, just eating Ready Brek
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha, and another...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
"why hello there Keyboard"
"oh hello there tea, fancy bumping into you here"
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
He's been eating Ready Brek
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# by the power of sesame street?
and the numbers 4 and 7, and the letter B
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE BOARD IS FULL OF MUPPET PICTURES?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# No.
/work webfilter blog.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# LOL
YOU NOTICED NOW WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO NORMAL IT WAS A GOOD JOKE LOL
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I thought you were mugatu for a second then.
Nothing new then...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# this^
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# No
Mictoboy is Mugatu.
I'm Mictoboy.
Er...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# ROFL.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# No!
When?!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
There's some great nightmare on Elm Street fonts in the movie section of 1001fonts.com
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bloody work pc
won't let me install photoshop or even fonts. Grrrr.

and I'm off to The Now Show tonight, then away for the weekend so if I don't do them in Paint, they're not getting done.
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# My mistake
It was Friday the 13th
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# That's tomorrow
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[challenge entry] ..

Click pic for bigger
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# brill!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Yes
and Yes
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# what does 'puppet' mean?


I am confused.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# a female puppy
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# That is fantastic - Woo Yay Hoopla!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Debbilgrrrl's had him
edit: sorry honey, love you really
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# heheh
shut it you!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# you're not helping yourself
with comments like below
=D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I can't help myself
that's the problem!

;)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it's a picture of meeeeeeeee
except I have a little more head hair... and a body
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Debbilgrrrl's had you
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# I'm sure I'd remember something like that
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# she uses rohypnol
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# apparently so
as long as I had a good time and was in bed nice and early, I don't mind.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# sexeh!
:D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, that is just
marvellous. You win the internets.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# can you just take it as read
that everypost you do
carries a "fucking hell mate, that's really well executed"
from me, just to save time typing?

ta.
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# hahahaha, as it's you....
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# ^this
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# ^that^
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# Arf!!!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# genius.
simply genius.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] citizen kermit: a classic
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Pigsblood!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# FAB!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I like that!


(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Sorry but EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!
I was by my front door having a ciggy (thanks smoking ban) and this really seedy looking old Egyptian bloke come up to me and put his hand on my waist and says 'Do you know if there are any massage parlours round here?'

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

*Gets out the white spirits to cleanse himself*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Did he pick the biggest bloke he could see or something?

Edit- read about the news in my area. Go on, I know you want to.

www.bucksherald.co.uk/sectionhome.aspx?sectionid=789
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# He was so creapy!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Local news is the best.

"FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO FIRE!"
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# That's a thought
are firemen allowed to smoke at work? And if not, why not?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# PIE CRISIS LOOMS
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Well if you will stand there in your towel, fag in one hand, baby oil in t'other...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# It's not true!
It was lard.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# man
fat
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# silly
you're allowed to smoke in your own house!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I run a hostel
A public place.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i know!
i was joking!
sheesh!

i saw a pic today of strippers nipping out for a smoke.
and not bothering to get dressed first!

hummina
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# I've got two Swedish strippers stayign here
One's got fake boobs though, which is a real turn off!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# And did you?
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# 50p is 50p!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# perhaps you could expand your business
gap in the market for massage-hostels
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# My 'business' is big enough as it is thank you very much:P
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# Oh well done
that's lovely.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# very very nice
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Excellent first post!


(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# a director film mash thing....
ok it's just nonsense...



(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS IS (B)RAW!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I was going to ask you a question earlier
when you weren't here

and now you are I can't remember it

I should have written it down
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# maybe you did
but then forgot.

have a look
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# well... hit me up with it when it comes back to you old man
until then I'll try and think of an answer
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Haha
Compo it!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# lack of muppetage
:(
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I dunno
Woosnams close enough for me
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] More Potterey goodness
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha Ha!
Lully!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# :D
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# Fook yeah
top stuff
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Fankoo :)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# have you been practising?
This is bloody ace


(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers hunny!
yes, yes I have
The joys of having no work to do :)
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# oops
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# blimey
there's a surprisng resemblence..
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The board's full of 'why didn't I notice that before' lookalikes today
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
arf!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# compo it
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Heather Mills looks most excited.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# well spotted
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *bows*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Genie-arse :D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *poses*
Does this get me sex?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Meet me behind the bike-sheds after school :)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Ahhhh, this brings back memories.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Remember when walking round with bloody massive love-bites
made you think you were cool? Yack!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Ha!
Indeed!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# compo it
super
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# he did this morning when he first posted it
I assume this is an "uncompo'd" version seeing as it's not a film
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Deja Vu or ham touching?
Edit: *checks profile*
Ah yes Ham touching
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# That's a repost, innit?
Or am I imagining things?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# ... upside your head
woo yay compo it
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# you're just going to annoy people
doing that
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# What the fuck do you think you're playing at?
Hmm?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# That's brilliant
Exceptionally well done

great attention to detail

fantastic.


(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# that was such a good film
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# aye
I liked it very much. I thought it was going to be meh from the trailers, but was pleasantly surprised.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# t'was
fucking depressing though..
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# this
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I really liked it
Fast-paced, brilliantly shot.

And Michael Caine RULED.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Michael Caine was very good in it
I thought it kind of ran out of steam towards the end... like the scene in the tower block happened and then [rush to the end, die]
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah, I wanted more
but you know what they say...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ...?
What - what have they been saying about me?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i think i am
the only person who dislikes Michael Caine. Just seeing his face makes me want to commit genocide

/pol pot
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I don't like him much at all
but he was good in that film.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# he was given a good character
in a good film.

I dunno, i think its just my anti-Caine kicking in, he may have been good. The bastard.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# You bastard...
...you've made me snort my "roomboter super gevulde koek" with laughter! :)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I concur
I didn't really like Clive Owen as an actor until I saw that filum. He was ace in it
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# nicely done
and *clicked*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Top stuff
*Clicks*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Splendid
Nicely done.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Excellent
Has he even got Miss piggy's eyes?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# aye
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok then, have this.

/edit - this compo is whipping along, innit?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh 'eck
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Ooooh
nicely done! *has it in the face*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
Badger Badger Badger Basra Badger Badger
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I haven't done an update
on these since last year or so, but

new mask!
I'm considering making a third from the same mold, same basic paint-job only with celtic-ish designs coming from one of the eyes.
Any ideas?

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I think that would be awesome!
red with gold and black knot work would be uber cool

edit: what do you make them from?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# it's just papier maché
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# and the mould?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# comes from storing it in a warm, moist and dark place
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# air-drying clay
I bought vaseline to put on the mould before putting the maché on, but sometimes you have to cut bits away and steam a little before it comes off.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it reminds me a tiny bit of that one from Saw EXCELLENT
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# afraid I haven't seen Saw
edit/ Oh, I know the thing you mean though. The puppet with red curls on his cheeks.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# MAKE IT OUT OF BAT GUANO.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# No.
I was considering making the flour for it myself, but I'm not sure how to go about the paper.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# BAT GUANO.
OR RICE PORRIDGE IN A BLENDER, POURED OVER MESH AND LEFT IN THE SUN.

PREFERABLY BAT GUANO.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# is somebody's capslock stuck?
'waves capslock-unsticking-stick'
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# OH FUCK, YOU'VE FUCKING SAID IT, HAVEN'T YOU?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# YOU ARE AN INSULT TO MY LIFESTYLE.
YOU DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW DEEPLY HURTFUL YOU HAVE BEEN.

I DO NOT USE THE FUCKING CAPSLOCK
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# oh shit.
'cowers'
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I HATE YOU FOR LIFE.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# oh shit, oh shit.
'considers changing name and moving to Jamaica'
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# HOW DARE HE INSULT YOU?
CAN HE NOT SEE YOUR GROSSLY ENLARGED LITTLE FINGER FROM SHIFT-PRESSAGE?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# THIS IS A DISCRIMINATION.
I DEMAND SUCH A VENGEANCE.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THESE THINGS.
I BET YOU ASSUME ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS AND THAT JEWS DON'T EAT BACON.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# wait a mo...
'scrabbles around'

[edit:


sophisticated!

]
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# interesting
I'm not sure about the mouth, though
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# heh,
but that's what makes him look sophisticatificated!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# give it a metallic effect
ad a few hoses and get yourself some dreadlocks and bingo, predator fancy dress costume.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# not quite
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# see here
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# yes, I know what predators look like, thanks
it's not the same
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noons all
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Nicely done.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread....
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Not that Im not busy of course
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# oh, nicely.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm ham nyom nyom nyom
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha
she'd be FIRST to go
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Ham
tastic.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# noooo!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Yes!
She had it coming.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# wow
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
Win! Win! Win!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class! *click*

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# tip top
*dry humps clicks*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# haha
nice one boss
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
*nyom nyom nyom nyom*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

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