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[challenge entry] I hope my legs don't break...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Sting where is thy death
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# SERRRRRMOOOOOOSH
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Crikey!
*smooosh!*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# what's all this crikey about?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# unexpected smoosh whilst roflcoptering
makes me crikey
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# didn't know?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
very clever...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hi I'm A Vagabond, and I endorse this comment.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# yaaay
lookit 'im go!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# well you can start by NOT CALLING ME A PUFF!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ffup
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# sorry... I'm a dapper dan man!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# '... get Sting to sit on it, he's an idiot!'
woo yyayayayay
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] stopped into a church, I passed along the way
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hahhaha Yes! Splendid!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# and the sky is gay..and the sky is gaaay
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I went for a wank
on a plastic tray
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# all the leaves are brown (ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROOOOOWWWNN)
and the sky is grey (AND THE SKY IS GREEEEY-HEEEY)
I went for a walk (I WENT FOR A WAAAA-HAAALK)
On a winter's day (ON A WINTER'S DAY)

Genius Karaoke song :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# correction
Genius "5 drunk mates trying to share the mike" karaoke song :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)
# This would probably be funny if I knew the song :(
I expect I'll be thinking that about a lot of posts for this challenge.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# how can you not know California Dreaming?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I prefer the Beach Boys version :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# By, er, not encountering it during the course of my life
Just like how I'd not know other things :p
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Are you under the age of 12? :P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hmm. Well the tune is familiar.
But I didn't know the lyrics, the band or the song name. KNOWING THE TUNE IS NOT ENOUGH
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I agree
Seems a tad pointless to shop obscure lyrics - although this song IS quite famous :P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] come with me now on a journey through space and time
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
HOOF!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# time and space*
BOOSHWOO
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# are you sure?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Yes :(
Why do you doubt me :(

Might as well just go and kill myself right now.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I'm on your side
*pats face*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# oh no
don't do that.
it's not that i doubt you, it's just that...well...usually i'm so awesome

=D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# TOO LATE I ALREADY DIED BECAUSE OF YOU
TYPING BEYOND THE GRAVE MEANS CAPITAL LETTERS
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ah well
*gets on with it*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# calm a llama.. *sees no ding dong*

/wrong song blog
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# He was hoofing everyone!
... he was a hoofing nutcase!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hoofing doctors, hoofing vicars
little girl comes in "can i have a pencil top?" hoofed her out the door!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Freddie doesn't like being stopped
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# he's havin' a good time
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hes scratching his balls
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Okay....
And in other news: Cheers mods !

*buys beer*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# oh, it was the mods
i was going to start leaping about shouting about thread deleting bastards.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# that lot was all getting
a bit boring really.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Seams like he's
Having a good time.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# stop pinching images from worth1000 LOL
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Heheh



(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I thought about shopping the line "I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball"
But it would be NSFW
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# o_O
you're so naughty
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I KNOW, i KNOW
OOOH i KNOW
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] All I needed was a knife
But I improvised...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i'd like to meet the man who fucked her over and buy him a beer
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# needs 9,997 more spoons
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# He sees all.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yurks!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# pfft
hahahhaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Oh crap!!
I think i just pooped a bit!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# can we have the harry hill pic back please

that cat gives me the fear
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yes the harry hill pic made me chuckle
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# thats gets a click
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# i actually stopped picking my nose and wiping it under my monitor then
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that is 100% rank
eat it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
i save them on the monitor til they're crispy.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm not alone then...
I thought it was just me, but since starting my latest job I've been picking and grazing constantly.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Lovely pupil dilations!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that's an exceedingly specific fetish you have there
.... uuuuuuuhhhmmm - dilate those big ones for me you dirty tramp... you love the dark don't you...?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Who said anything about fetish?
I said lovely!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ban this sick flid
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Haha
I'm going to report you to the RSPCA
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# those pupils freak me out
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha crafty cat!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# he's watching me throught the internets...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Not beeing from England
This was what I thought of the first time I heard this song
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Misheard Compo time?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# What you meen?
My lovely horse?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# my love for horse!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Dougal!
We want to keep out of the whole area of, you know, actually being in love with the horse
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Control yourself man!!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Research i tells ya !
hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# At least his goggles
Will protect his eyes.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
#

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# It all links together!
YES!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
'POIT!'

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# where the fuck do you get the inspiration for your sound effects!?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# an alarm with a scandanavian accent?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# It's a vomiting squirrel girl with tits.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# it's pretty self explanatory really
if you think about it...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yes, squirrels speak norwegian
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# wtf it is scandinavian?
H:oRK

fucking umlauts
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# fück öff
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *HöRKs on you*
HöRK HöRK
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# yes!
this is fab!
w/y/h/p
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# THE PLANETS ARE IN ALIGNMENT!!!
I foresee Leonard has an important tole to play!

TO THE PLATIPUS CAVE!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# eh who what....
Dam i have missed something.

Have a woo anyway.

Woo

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# YES!
EDIT - not getting into another Ferrero Rocher mindpiss scenario with Trellis again
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# pahaha,
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenius!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ilove crossovers!
best of all comics

:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# cross comicsing?
cool
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# it burns!!! my eyessssssss..
Hopefully Scarlet knows how to close the wormhole/vortex/whatever
or else it will be ..
" Spider and Scorpion going to the big city "
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
*prays for Spider and Scorpion to get loose*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
#
*pictures Pip chasing them with a rolled up newspaper *
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# spidery and scorpion for mayor of big city!
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# crikey!!!
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# With Sh*thouse as chief of police!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I love leonard, he's so cute!
/mrsbadger
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *hugs JJ*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yay
nicely crossed over :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# everything you do is ace
ure a god etc.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# That's absolutely smashing
nicey
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# what the fuck
were those little fuckers doing in the teleportation matrix?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Turn around...


Not posted a pic for a while, so have a quick dirty compo entry I haven't seen on here yet.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
Aswad!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Aswad? really?
I was thinking cheesy 80's ballad rock...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Oooooh....
The heart isn't breaking...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Aaahhhh!
Bonnie!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# nice, shit song..but nice :)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# 'tis cack
but I got this image in my head while thinking about the compo. Sorry if I've put the song in anyones head.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Beelzebub has an elmo for a sideboard!
Wheeeee!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ah ha
marvelous
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# st elmos fire!
:o)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
top
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# arf!
bloody smashing
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# had to read image name.
well done
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I thought it was Bony M
Ra ra Ritz-Putin, sittin on the cracker tin.....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# oh dear god!
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# oh YES!

/edit: clickety
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*dies*
*resurrects*
hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Thank god.. a funny one!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# If you like it there is one place to go
♫Giving you a clicks.♫
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahahhaha
Top stuff
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
wunderbarr!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
It took me a minute to get it!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Top quality!
*applause*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Genius
haha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Say what you see!
It's good, but it's not right!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Awesome
you rock!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not sure Mark Knopfler will forgive me for this
even I feel dirty...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Stoppit! stopppppppitttttttttttttttttttttttt!
We've done missheard lyrics before, this is if the lyrics were literal!
*head asplodes and goes off to do some work*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# This isn't compo'd though.
HOOWAAAH! CHOP!

but I don't get it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# phew!
carry on then, could have sworn it was, ninja'd?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Nope
It was just better than the version I did with the sultan of Brunei.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you do work?
where do you get the time from?

are you freelance??
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I wish.
PhD student. I'm trying to avoid reading a big stack of papers on my desk. :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# what about happytoast?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# "Oh, I really must leave Cambridge on time this morning to do lab work"...
My arse. I could've had five more minutes in bed with the other half, but I had to get up and drive you around.

Think of what we could have squeezed in to that time!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bon Jovi
Although living on a prayer will leave one bordering on malnutrition if the prayer is printed on ordinary paper, older works produced on papyrus may sustain someone for several days or even weeks.

Prayers produced in Gothic script by monks were often penned using the juice from berries as ink, which also adds many nutritious properties: plant produce with fruit and vegetable extract in addition to an archaic system of belief can be enough to suffice a man's belly and his soul.

I know, I need to get out more.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# BEST. COMPO. ENTRY. EVER/
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# there should be more text entries
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Oh leave him alone
at least he's tryi . . . oh

C];0)


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Is this Amateur Night?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Amateur spelling night maybe
;p
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *books eyetest for HT*
*whistles*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Starting to look that way.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# you need to go away more
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# What is this....
Imbecile Thursday ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you've gone wrong
read the faq
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# text on a pic board
but a fair point and well made.

did you write that?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Apology
Yes I did write it.

Sorry about the text but I'm supposed to be working and Photoshop gets noticed.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# really you don't say?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# He's awesome
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# There's a reason it's called an IMAGE challenge, arsewipe
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I haven't heard ARSEWIPE in yonks...
I also haven't heard yonks in.... well.... yonks!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# words is not a picture
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I think you need
to post a picture...Rather than just 'Paintinfg it with words'....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# A bit hammy
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# anal receiver issue
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I like spoons
they are good for eating soup with
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *checks url*
hmmm...I am at b3ta....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# 910 more words
and you'll be fine.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha, that's brilliant!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# yay!
I fucking love the specials

I won't dance
In a
club like this
all the
girls are slags
and the beer tastes just like piss..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Oi
Stop your messing around!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# bah-bahbah-bah-baaahhhh! :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# You can't have one last fling with all of them!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the last frame makes it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# genius!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
silly boy
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I am RISsing
but it's monkeon so it must be funny
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahahaha
winnar!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# That's not protoplasm...
*clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# how exactly do you hump a ghost?
I reckon crossing the streams would be ill advised
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Caerphilly!
no wait, wrong joke
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Les the end is class!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)

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