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[challenge entry] Be you Angels?


(Apologies that it doesn't really have actual lyrics)
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# AHA
yay i love Jack Black
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# wasn't me!
i swear i didnt do it!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# IT's OK he meant to say
I love Jack White Supremacist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# umm
he she
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# +
rah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Awesome
*RAWKS* \m/ ^_^ \m/
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ferry cross the mersey... la la la
oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Musical Youth, huh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*poot poot*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
I live there!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# are those black lines really there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# *looks for white lines*
NINJA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# my ninja skills are weak!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# What? On a dotted line?
shirley not?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He was a Boy, She was a Girl
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# can you make it any more obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah
A TOAP:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# tenticles on a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# No thilly
Topiary on a Palindrome
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# testicles ossiclatting accordingly, phemoniminal!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# tricoloured olympians aroused precariously
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# tits on a squirrel... erm wait possum - yes
hey look over there ----------
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Argh!
Fucking Stab It With Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
much better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# The fear...oh the fear..
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# she was a boy, he was a girl
can i make it any more ob-nox-ious?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# is this one of killer kitti's bands?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# for me 90% might as well be kitti bands.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I like to think that kk is a corperate fat cat who takes advantage of hundreds of little emo
bands and treats them horrifically, as they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick+lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Oh!
Brill! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# is that the picture underneath 'Discomeats' in the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# You have a dictionary with pictures?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# and with Discomeats in
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Wow
*glues together the R section just to play safe*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# is it full of pirates?
Rrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# My 'I' 'R' and 'N' pages are stuck together
leaving only 'B' 'R' and 'U' readable.


*creates implausible scenario*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Oh You
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# ahahahah
that's faboulosly horrific.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Seen as no one got my last one, i'm trying again...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Push IT? :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ahh, push it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# push IT real good?
if so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ^what he said!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# oh dear why
is this the first one i get without *cheating*
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *grumbles about people missing the point of the challenge
and wanders off




THE METAPHORS! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE METAPHORS! \shouting in the distance blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Salt and pepper pots pushing information technology isn't metaphorical?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# oh god... i wondered what the pc had to do it....
this compo makes my brain ache :(
mainly because its a challenge, its a challenge for me, and its a challenge for the chroicle, but mainly because its a challenge
/barry welsh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# "Never mind the metaphors"
?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# and
'If Song Lyrics Were Literally True'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
#
grumbles about people happytoast missing the point of the challenge b3ta!

*frolics in the distance for a bit and then fucks off for breaky!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *reads file name*
*SPANGS HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# it's got it all!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# she's got a chicken to ride, my baby donkey
ha ha joel!
btw ris? /doesn't get alot of these entries.... blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# filename !
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *smacks forehead!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# yea but who is that fat woman?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# claire rayner
everyone knows claire rayner!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# well i've not heard of her
/lives under a rock blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# claire rayner
an agony aunt - your basic media ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
outrageous!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha, surprised no one did it sooner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# me too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# bah you git, you did the one i was gonna do... albeit slightly differently :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# mind pish!
www.b3ta.com/board/7495032
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# /board's too fast

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Yay!
this is fantastic! *wants to click*
edit 2 : the antiris link www.b3ta.com/board/7494941
edit : any excuse...

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# no monocle, no hat, fake.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# if i could reach my mouse...
i'd edit em in but its burried under a pile of crap *alt tabs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ahhh
I see
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# needs more goats
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
#
goats biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# i missed that bit
but it's fixed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
tres grabde!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!
"Do you wish to save? NO"

*sulk*

woo. I suppose. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# :(
Oh go on, let's have a looky.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Hadn't got far
And yours is much more tasteful/better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I don't get that much.
Yarf!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Good one!
:-D
(KronA, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# 'tis great
Why the vicar? am I missing something really obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
#
hallelujah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yup!
very fucking obvious
/feels like an arse
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Crazy foo'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Halleluiah!
It's raining men!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# vicerage
suicide?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a proper military designation, but still....


Please be gentle, it's my first time. I know it's crap, but I had to get it out of my head.

Edit: I changed the image, cleaned it up, and added a little something extra.
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# seams ok for a first go :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks!
Ooh, first comment from Happy Toast! I'll take that as a good omen!
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
i was going to do this earlier, now there's no need.
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Thanks,
and you still could anyway (and probably better),
and thanks :)
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# If you know it's crap then why post it?
But since it's your first time, I will cancel the appointed bumming.

Woo, Welcome, pull up a WHOLE ROAST CHICKEN!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Awww....
that's so sweet!

And thanks! I've been lurking for ages.
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# haha
nice effort.
nice song too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I don't know why
But of all the entries so far (as clever as many are) this is the first one that made me laugh out loud :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I want it to be warm
so she wouldn't wear much more.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# That's spot on!
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] My tribute to the worst lyric of all time
At least in my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# what's the lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# It's from a Robbie Williams' song
God knows which one though

"When the truth dies, very bad things happen"

When I first heard it in the car I was screaming "THANKS FOR THE SCOOP ROBBIE YOU TWUNT" at my radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes...it's a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
You win the internetz!!!!

*folds into a paper aeroplane and sends in direction of the FP*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# The FP curse!
Thanks! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Nope
I did ever said it should be? I may have just mean Front Poopie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Pfffft
WOO sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# haha!
spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *mop and bucket to isle 3 please*
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# a giant purple meater beater
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# yay!
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Damn that's good
That has got to win surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# he's very
accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
LMAO!
(Eiserblew, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Its raining (se)men!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# did you like your skugosaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Yes yes i do
:D
Thank you (i've added to my profile have i not? - *goes to check* edit : yep and replied to it too! :D thank you :D) argh double chin :D)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Oh, so you have
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hahahah
fandabbydozey.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The world needs wannabes
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# the chances of eccles knowing any rap are exceedingly thin
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# foine, foine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *plays leather sousaphone*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *accompanies with string and brown paper harmonium*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] he's terribly untidy
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# is this something about him being gay?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Ememememenini coming out of the closet?
LOL @ insane clown posse version of slim shady : "slim anus"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# It's groantastic.
Woo!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ancient repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's an apostrophe!

EDIT: I know, I know, it's serious!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I know, I know
It's serious!

EDIT: Yeah: What I said:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# tragedy!

*does steps dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ahhhhh!
I wold never have got that without your little pointer
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Oh no! Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# groan.
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] from what I remember
this is pretty much the whole song.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Woo
Except that lions don't live in a Jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# they live in cardboard boxes on the side of busy roads and busk for biscuits
wearing a tiny top hat and monocule
often smelling of cheap gin
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# or sleep at night
the whole thing is a tissue of lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Not even lies use tissues!
I feel so cheated!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Jesus! It's all bollocks!

right lets start at the begining...I think therfore I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I'm pink
Therefore I'm spam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# do pedants?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# No
Just BBC documentary presenters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# awomaway awomaway waomaway
woo!
(el_meerkat, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# eeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooeoeooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooo as well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# A wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way
a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way

OOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEE

AOOOOOOEEEOOOEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# oh noes now its in my head
it's gonna take ages to get rid of it!!!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Mine too
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# THE LION IS SLEEPING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Nicely anim'd
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] plz pass the milk plz.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# METAPHORS NOT LITERAL TRANSLATIONS!
evening/morning Dr D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# *sign*
Note to self. When taking all the old ignores off b3ta, leave Dr Dyslexia on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# : - (
boo hoo. woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# no don't do that
whilst i still don't understand them, they have been rather artistic of late.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# ignore is for pussies!

Dr D Rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I would say "spend more time on your posts"
but then I saw it was you, and that I would be wasting mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] How many times
has this bindun?

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Not since Sesame Street
guest starring Douglas Adams
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i haven't a clue
but thanks for the thought.

also i now understand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# hehhe!
challenge entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# oh
yeah. *doh*
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# wtf?
(activethistle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hip Hip Hip Horray!
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I thought it was part of your look...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# no its aint my look!
it was a brand new hat!

i love teh boosh (:
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# This is rather Woo!
flame on!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# that took
me longer than it should.

It was the monicle that gave it away
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i even had to check the file name
dispite the subject line :(
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yeah
I may have been lying about the monicle
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Worked better in my head
(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# beeing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Dammit
Thought I checked it for errors:(
(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Sh1t?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Touch... meeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Arff!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Oh dear
Wasn't has name Pal?

/dim and distant past of sister's posters blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I thought so, but
not according to Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# isnt it pal but pronounced paul?
they were going on about this for ages on radio 1 one morning but i cant remember what the truth was.

Edit: Nice punnage btw
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# well its written as Paul on Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Oh well, it must be true then.

www.answers.com/topic/paul-waaktaar-savoy
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahahah
I can't believe this is going on so long :D

Er, but that says his name IS Paul, but birthname is different. So when did he have it changed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# its irrelevant
it means that we are ALL right. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# POssible
But I didn't know you could Pronounce of a keyboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Checked the official site
I think the changed it. Maybe Pal was too Noggy or to 80's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# you'd better phone them up too to double check their website is correct
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# No that's OK.
*glances through this 1986 Look In album*

Oooo a 5 Star cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Bah
I was going to post my entry but there's no way I'm following that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# hahahaha
WOOPLA!

nice one toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# evening squire, thought you'd like it :D
Are you related to them all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# they are my second cousins once removed.

on my mums side.

crunch time at work tomorrow, i'm having a bit of a showdown with my boss because there is no work coming in and he's given me a threat about being let go.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# aye, mrs thor said i should bite the bullet
but i think a few truths may come out.

hum...

tis a strange time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# i suggest re-enacting the scene from fight club
or threaten to tell his wife about him sexually harassing people at the work night outs.



I've had a plan for when the boss threatens to to let me go for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i like it
but there is only 6 of us in the office.

makes it a bit harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# What a pun!
*spangs*
*legs it*

*creeps slowly back to look again*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# always with my finger on the cultural pulse
have you praps been listening to the russsel brand podcast this week, in which matt morgan says he always thought aha's "sun always shines on tv" was literal?
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha, no I hadn't
I tried listening to that when it started and couldn't make it to the end. not impressed with his radio-ness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# i empathise
although at least on radio you don't have to look at him
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# DO IT!!!

ps woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# excellent
as always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
funny boy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# This wins
Simply because it has a-ha in it.
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Schürli bin dun...
But I just couldn't resist.
...we SALUTE YOU!
(Jokel, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Oh, dear christ, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That
is most woo!
(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahaha > groan
woo & *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

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