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(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ARGH!!
It's all too much!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *spangs hard*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# worth the wait
*clicks*

*hits head on desk*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you should make a shortcut key
so you could click while banging your head on the keyboard . . . save time


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *sets to work*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# this compo is driving me nuts
I'm assuming every post is a compo post. I thought this was Hello by Lionel Ritchie
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# cept...
this aint a compo entry

edit: re-reads and spangs self
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# errrr
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# nice name
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oh dear god man!
!!

:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hahahaha thats great
even if I did nearly die of old age waiting for the punchline
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I can wait to rob and rape your corpse


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oh good lord!
i can't take punishment like this.

WOO!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Wonderful!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *spangs*
*with newly bought cricketbat*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# OW!
. . . . four!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *gets it eventually*
Gah!

*spangs self to death*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hehehe!
I see you got a text! C];0)


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Oh
*spangs*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I've heard this gag recently somewhere
nicely interpreted fella!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Oh, does it need an ISIHAC credit?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# nope!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Argh
Took me ages to get that one!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Oh my ! Haha !
Have this last woo for a bit (got to go and do some w*rk) laters !

*waves bye-for-a-bit*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *huggles*
good weekend hun!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
genius
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Now that Mr Hat, is excellent!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *bows*
ta


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Someone told me(seriously) that they actually do have to answer the phone 'OK' rather than hello?
?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ahem.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# it's comin up its comin up its coming up
its dare
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ooh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Pahahaha
This is excellently w/y/h.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
nice!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ta.
nuff monkeying round.

not funny.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Dirrrrty!
Dirrrty!

she keeps flinging her own excrement at me.

WOO!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# You look like if I touch you
you'd be sticky
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hah argh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Very obscure INDEED


Think early 70s Krautrock
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Shirley was a banana watch?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ring ring ring ring banana phone
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# NO TED... ITS A JOKE PHONE!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
#
TED DOUGAL
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# He IS Dougal!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# what a wally!
pfft! :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
DOUGAL TED
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'm confused now.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ah yes
classic piece of completely misremembering.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Big Banana Saturdays?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Daddynanawatch?


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Baby banana watch!
Ohhhhhh!

Baby banana watch!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 'There was a man quite large
Held a baby on a barge
something about banana
but not an iguana
And his watch showed a date as well as a time and was quite advanced.'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# She's a
model on the autobahn.


I fucking loved Kraftwerk in the 70's, when half of you were still sperm ( but surprisingly twice as intelligent ) ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I have an interesting cover of that one
by Rammstein
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# bigdaddyistockphotowatch?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Big Daddy watch my banana
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# shirley peado nana oyster.
it was massive.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# big yellow hands
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Not even close
But some old fart MUST figure it out before long.... surely.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, it's truly nauseating - let's do the dance again....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yayay
there's so much in that one

I like the badge!

its not as good as mine though
b3ta.com/board/7496491
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pfffft.
I thought I'd be safe from binduns with that song. he even used the same deckchair source.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# HER NAME WAS LOLA... SHE WAS A SHOW GIRL!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
#
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I really want to skip work and go to the pub now!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# skip, be free!
I shall be going myself soon ( but only to look for my cunt of a ex tenant who did not understand that upon eviction you don't take the contents of a furnished flat with you )

Nads are getting kicked. I'd better start on the Stella so as not to wimp out when the sob story starts.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# what a thieving scumbag
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Stupid things like a rug
that the mrs picked up from Ikea. Kettle, toaster, cutlery and even some pictures from the wall. Did the fool think he acquired them by osmosis or something?
The world of people has me boggled on occasion.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Break his legs!!
Althoug my ex tried something like that. Shame I took pics of everything when I moved in first.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I've got a tenancy agreement
that contains a list of contents that he signed when he moved in. I'd never have took him on but the Mrs had some whinge about his bird who was up the duff. He lost his job within a month of moving in and I knew he'd never make it to 12 months without defaulting. Still, I don't want to sound bitter, I'm just a bit bemused by it all.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# do you still have his deposit?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry was /AFK
nah. He could not pay his rent for the last two months so like a prick I allowed him to use his bond as rent whilst he looked for another place.
This is why he's getting a kicking and not a solicitor's letter.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I'm planning to do just that in ten minutes!
Hurrah for Fridays! Boo for having a dentist appointment at half two.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Haha
Managed to get this with out looking at the filename! Brilliant song.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Perfection
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# It took far too long
and now I have the song stuck in my head.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# haha
serves you right

don't worry - something else will come along soon
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Well, it does say...
And now you you've heard it once,
Your brain will spring a leak,
And though you hate this song,
You'll be humming it for weeks.

Hooooooold a chicken in the air...

Oh crap. Get it off me. Get it off me!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Lost me on this one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
#
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *shrugs*
Song title and artist?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# himself
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# interesting
*gives up*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# i fuckin wish!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# San Ber'dino
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# thanks sticky!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# reading the word Discharge
is not advised when eating yesterday's lasagne heaped with parmesan
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Braw, have chips with that!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I have a cheese sandwich to go with it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Does it have chips in it?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# it has lettuce
does that count?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Is it made of chips?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# sadly not
its made from green
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Silly Griffy, chips cannot be made from green!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I have learned a valuable lesson here
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# What about soilent chips?
They could be green.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# chips FTW
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# DEL!
where the fuck have you been?

or should it be Who the fuck have you been?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# banned b3ta at work
have the day off today
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# go out in the sun and play!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oh
that makes me want lidl 90 gallon £2 lasagne with chips

:D

that's all of the yum!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I've had one of those bad boys
half a tonne of lasagne for 99p or summat
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# will be shitting processed cheese concrete for a week afterwards though
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Heaven is a Place on Earth?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Heaven is Mojave Airport?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Heaven is in the eye of the beholder
or something.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Heaven is a halfpipe?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Haven is a place on earth?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Heaven is Mojave Airport?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Devon is a place of mirth
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!
+obbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbscure!

;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I thought it looked familiar.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# something wrong with your keybaord today hon?
=D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dooooooooooooooooooooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink soooooooooooooo .....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Reee-eee post
when the board say bo!

Selecta
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# re-e-wind when crowd say
boo get of the stage!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# FZ obscure?
getouttahere!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I don't get it.
RIS?


And because it doesn't deserve it's own thread, have another horned animal, a narwhal (or Reamfish :D) :

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Narwhals, Yeah!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Trying to think of more
without the obvious 'rhino'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Triceratops!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Giraffe!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Yellow-billed Hornbill!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Jackalope!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *gives up*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ...What?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Giraffes have horns
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# and also 'the' horn
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# This is a lie
not proper spikey unicorn horns
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# A horn's a horn.
They don't count as antlers
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# squirrel with erm horns!
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# speared whale?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# if that's a RIS
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# it should go by its proper b3tan name
Reamfish
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Narwhals always deserve their own thread
they second only to dugong (and maybe pangolins)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# and mandrills!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Manatee FTW!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Really, I was including all of the sea cows

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pangolins
best of all the chocolate refrigerated biscuits
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *hugs*
*is impaled*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Yay! animals with horns!
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# 'ning SkUG!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# howdo mr PavlovolvoDog
*doffs cap*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ah yes
good thinking by compoing it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# And there's only one shower
but it don't apply to Bobby
Dowdow Dowdow Dowdow Dow-de-dow
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# i've found a kettle for sale on ebay
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Gah!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i've had her
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *chokes on coffee*
Excellent!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha nooooooooooooo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha TITS OR GTFO
oh, wait a minute.....


Top hummus sir! Put it on ebay.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Noooooooo!
Not our precious Love Kettle!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Oh god!
Burns eyes!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hehehe...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha
nicely nicely
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Gah!
Other readers may be interested in this other completely NSFW picture of DTH and his good wife, taken in their garden last summer, where I whiled away a lovely few weeks behind a bush
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# O_O_O
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i clicked that in an open plan office
and now my adrenaline is pumping
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I made it quite clear that you shouldn't click!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Have chips with that!
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Arf!
you nutter!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Mr Feaverson. . .

told you he'd be back. . .
Click for imbiggerisation (32KB)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# seams ok
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i didn't get it last time
1) his name is actuallt 'fluffy'
2)nice use of the crop tool
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i rather like the white bit
*saves, prints and uses as a birthday card

edit/ i'm guessing this will soon revert to nature.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# What is it with this week?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# astral conjunction
or something like that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I blame the schools
They teach them how to use a computer a bit but not how to spell, be polite, read FAQs or not be cunts then turf them out for 6 weeks.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# When I qualify
I'll be sure to include b3ta etiquette as part of my curriculum
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Hollidz, innit?
Although the sun is actually out now, so I don't know why they don't fuck off outside. At least I'm being paid to sweat in a fusty, inpenetrable fortress of an office.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ^ this
I kick my kids outside at the first mention of Bebo, Playstation or other such nonsense
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# and I'll welcome you
with open arse if you can answer a critical question with gusto. Why?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Unicorn with Cake says



Where'd it go?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Unicorn with cayke!
Rotten trolls
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# He's crying at that post that was deleted.
You can't see it because he's blue already.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# poor innocent thread
it never had a chance :(
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# now that gives me the fackin' 'orn
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# that's great and
CUNT OFF INTERNETS!

Elton would be going crazy right now if he had an interweb installed. It's very bad form.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I thought he wanted it banned
but at the SAME TIME he's still selling his tunes on iTunes, etc?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Damn and I didn't get chance to write down all your vital statistics...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'd let yuo take down my vitals in person,
what with you being all sexy and all but to be honest I'd be no use to you. My wife has RUINED me. It's only my wallet keeps me in the business of rudeness at all these days ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Wallets can be sexy too.
Can't they?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# mmmmmm leather
*spuffs*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i love horses, they have cake!
more horned animals are needed!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Such as... Narwhal!
*opens paint*

EDIT: Narwhals?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Natwhalii
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Narwhals must have had a shit
time at fish school. " Oi son, your teeth man, one's erm, a bit crooked. Like crooked out of your forehead goofy!"

That's some great evolution right there. " Gain a terrifying and fearsome weapon on your bonce. Spear your enemies with impunity and then swim around with their stinking corpse in front of your nose for 3 weeks or until it rots off whichever is the sooner"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# sounds like a plan to me!
plus u get all the runny juices dribbling down your teeth, yum!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# did i miss something?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# A new post without a picture
or even any meaningful content.


Then a flaming.

Then a deletion.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# oh!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I was quite enjoying that thread
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Harry went to extraordinary lengths for the new series
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# der ner ner ner ner
watch out Harry's about
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Oooh blimey
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Pfffffft!!
That show will either work really really well, or be complete and utter shite.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i suspect it'll be the latter
need to keep it nice and simple for it's target audience and advertisers.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# is harry hill going to BECOME beadle?
you've been framed... Beadle's About... what next.... is he going to mangle his own hand?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# also...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I think that's the jist of Mr. Toast's image up there ^
;P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oh... I'm a barnesy boy :(
sorry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# You should photoshop something to that effect
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# as long as he doesn't stop doing TV burp, this could be fun
/although I can't stand his stand up material strangely
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That is strange
I think the bloke is hilarious

EDIT: Or should that be...HILL-arious!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, his comment son TV Burp, and especially his delivery will have me in fits of laughter sometimes...
/notably "Coconut tinder bundle... That's one of Bob Geldof's kids isn't it"?

but his stand up stuff is too disjointed for me to appreciate, doens't flow all that well, although
the gags themselves aren't too bad
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah I can see what you're getting at
I wonder how much of that disjointed rough-and-readyness is part of intentional style though?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Harry Hill has made YBF worth watching
and I went to see him do a live gig in Portsmouth once (fee tickets off a mate... I didn't originally have any intention of going) and I quite literally had to walk out of the place clutching my stomach, I had been laughing so much. I think I hurt my lungs.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hehehe, each to their own I guess
I think he'd be better to see live than via the cut dvds, probably appreciate his humour and style more
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
very good!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I have a love/hate relationship with Harry Hill
Tipping the balance slightly when I put on a pair of my mate's glasses last week and was told I AM Harry Hill.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Nevermind, you'll always be Keith Allen to me :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Just as long as it's not Chegwin, I can work with that.
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# he's b3ta's very own Dustin Gee
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# dead?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# but still funnier than les dennis
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# God saw what was coming with those two and stepped in
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# If anyone of that ilk, Duncan Norville
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaa !
*clicks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# beadle's about
you've been framed

they're the main two
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# So seems can wait?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Sorry seams to be the hardest word?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# is it the Montage song
from Team America?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] so is Wincy Willis
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I had to look the lyrics up though.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hah
i was trying to work one out for that song
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] You've got to love Blur (or Blooooor as we say)...


*See filename for if you're lost...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I never did understand that lyric
I loved the buzzcocks version of it when they used to do misheard lyrics
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# When I feel like jam and toast...
Woo hoo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# woohoo
etc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It isn't easy.
But nothing i-is.

woo! (hoo)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# He may be a waste of space, but he could save us all!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Haha!
Clearly it is compulsory to wear a hat when caned.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# well of course
don't you have your standard issue Peter Doherty hat?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# is that mictoboy in frame 4?
did i say it right?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Left or right?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hmm?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7497021

It wasn't me who said it! :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# harsh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I know...
That Griffy, eh?

micto knows I love him :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# help
I am being misrepresented!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# not enough ginger
or ambiguous androgyny ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# pfff
Unlikely ways to save the world would be a good challenge
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# oooooooooo...
....I like that idea
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# he performs some very useful functions
he is a total arse so nobody else has to be
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha !
Ace !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace! Is that Anne Robinson?


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# grumpy buggers
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# a repost?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Guilty as charged
I don't think anyone saw it last night!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hooray
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Good luck keeping your brekkie down




(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Grats!
on yet further evidence of your addiction.

Magenta FTW.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# phwoar
hummina
hummina

*eyes on stalks*

etc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# HOLY INFLATABLE THROBBING PLASTIC JESUS ON A JESUS!!
haha

and also, TJ: Has anyone used gimpshop, opinions?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh my sweet jesus panda fucking christ!
and other jesus-related comments/pictures.




(sorry...)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# HOLY SPUNKING JESUS IN AN ENDANGERED SPECIES OF DEPRESSED BEAR!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# con *boke* gratu *boke* latio *boke* ns *boke*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 65003?
congrats
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *sigh*


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# it was the prof's fault
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# congrats!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Bloody hell!
'Grats!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# congrats!
*pukes
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAGH!
8O
Really scary thing is: I've seen that monitor and know exactly which room it's in.....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# THE CELLAR!
C];0)


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# next to some stolen fine cheese and wine i would expect.

*shakes fist*

did TLH take the photo?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# congratz!
*for some hetrosexual reason, the brekkie stays down?*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# GAYER!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# sexy
stuff for 11:30
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# yay!
hhhhhhhhhyUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

yay!

hhhhhhhhhyUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

yay!

hhhhhhhhhyUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

*spits*
*flushes*

congrats!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# no
the correct noise is HöRK! C];0)


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *snuggles*
:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# strange number to count up to
but woo yay congratumalations...

TLH is a VERY lucky woman!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Well thats me full of fear for the day!!!
Well done Mr The Hat. :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# muhahaha
you have a cock on your belly!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# when it's up . . .
C];0)


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# but it's the wrong way round!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Gah!
NSFW! C];0)


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Christ on a Segway!
that some hot moob action going on there.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# There goes the resale value of that Monitor
/congrats mate, good on yer!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# BLIMEY !!!!!
Congrats on such a huge......amount of posts !

*giddies*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Sweet Jesus! THERE IS NO GOD!
congrats :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# FUCK NO!
MY FUCKING EYES!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# STOP BEING SUCH A SHITCLONE.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I'm sorry... I appear to have gone back in time....
your comment would have been funny circa 10am
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yay
'grats Dave! :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# 'grats!
even though i saw this picture earlier in the week by looking at your b3tards page :p
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *fears teh hacker*
You stalkin' me!?


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yes... i mean no
hey look! *runs away*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# congrats fella
but fuck me if that's not a prime case for a man bra ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *drools*
congratuLCDations!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
'grats.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# And Jesus wept
Not for the picture, but that you have posted about 45 times a day for almost 4 years!

Where DO you people get the time? :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
Congrats, sir!

*checks behind monitor*

Cor!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw this fine FRIDAY?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Well-hung tigers acting as savannah rent boys
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# draw something else that makes you think
"is he going to eat them or fuck them?"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# panda ninja
'ning!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# A goat trapped in a magnet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Ning.
Chloe distracting one of the Queen's Guards.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# sleazy yiff porn?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Prepare to be
unsurprised
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# More of him would be lovely
Him finding a denizen in his cupboard would be nice :-)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# A rastafarian sunflower
talking to a coked-up badger.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning !
draw some more suprises :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 2 attractive ladies in napoleonic era uniform swordfighting
(on a rope bridge over lava?)


Awesome pic there btw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Five Feathered Ferrets
with Fish sandwiches.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# a fishface guard in a dinner jacket
keeping guard over a giant bouncey castle making sure anyone whos names not on the list doesn't get a go.

and nice pic BTW!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# since i won't be able to post something for about 5 weeks;
something for my birthday. please?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# a Nurse present. :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# a man can dream.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# more ladies with hornes please!
woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# The next episode
of Sequential Art!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# morexandermorexandermorexander
*rubs knees*

pleeeeeeeeeease???
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Fire safety was never such fun!


now a non nazi version...

He looks so happy, it's almost sweet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# OMGTHEINTERNETISBROKEN
Edit: I like it, though!

The pic, not the internet being broken
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i think the first one's my favourite
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# noone likes burnt cookies
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I count 3 colours
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 60k for each?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# How is this 180k?
Optimise please, lovely as this is
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# NAZI!
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Taught by the best :-)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# How do i do that?
i've no idea, clueless fool that i am...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# cookie!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Shame they didn't do this to the Hmans on Sesame Street
That would have taught them to be breadbaskets!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] What a stupid thing to wish for.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
This is Ace! I thought you were Leningrad at first! Woo!
2


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Thanks!
My first play with paint.net. Slowly getting the hang of it.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# what are you counting down to?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# i think he must be counting up
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I would like to hear more of your opinions on this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
too late! I can't count!


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Woo!
Another rare compo entry that actually matches the criteria :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hah haha
'I'm scared'


GOD why isn't it the weekend yet?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Aww.... "I'm scared"
Woo !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yes
66
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Ohhh, have you seen the difference with HD?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yay
although I think I prefer the bottom one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hdtv looks blurrier
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I have, he turns into a different Transformer entirely ;)
/nice one sir!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

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