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[challenge entry] First thing that came to mind.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I found that song hilarious when it came out
Not because of the bitingly intelligent lyrics of the song, but because Robbie just seemd so out of his depth. He shouldn't be messing around with hip hop.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# He better check himself befo' he wreck himself?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ICE CUBE FTW
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] paint a nun suit on the sweary box....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# *honk*!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha!
what is that boy doing?!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# It's MoT and he's mistaken that donkey for a cow.


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The dawn of scientific research?
Like it :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Woo!
i like the way he squashes his little hat.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Tom Jones
You can take your hat off?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaah
poor donkey
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# More grease
on the hat would fix that problem
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Ye Olde You Tube
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Thou Tube?
or Thee Tube?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# DIY tube IMO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Woo!
this is amazing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Who IS that monkey?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# just a monkeh monkeh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't posted for a while
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
you know just me and you
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# puzique-dont go?
v.good pic btw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Bill Withers
Just the two of us.

But don't tell anyone - shhhhh!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# using sarcasm old chum
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# you cunt!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# *Oh yes*
Quoth the raven, Nevermore.
www.pambytes.com/poe/poems/raven.html
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# splendid
is it shaven?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# like john craven
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# hahhahhha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Probably crow time

That's some lovely 'scoping :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# yay
it's only scoped by eye, no tracing partly because that would have been extra hassle
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Either way, it's lovely :)
I'm no technique snob -- whatever works is good :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Fuck me.
That's awesome.

Please can I have your babies?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# awesome
'Jeeves, get the shotgun'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# top hat!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I really do like this stuff you do
.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# ooh
that's very nice that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] meh...


(clue - it's a Gary Numan song covered by Marilyn Manson and the Foo Fighters)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Hey Johnny Park?
although I don't know if that's a numan song. Or was covered by manson.


I just saw the word park.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Down In the park.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Bah :p
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# But seeing as all Down's kids are called Johnny
you were pretty close.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# my favourite foo fighters song
of all time
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# dunno this one
in other news i danced with a midget in abingdon last night. and apparently she is a bit of a whore.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# top song
to bad i cant see the pic - oh well save for home time!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# "I'm a dirty sell-out
and I like taking it up the metaphorical arse from my producers, and the writers that write my songs for me because I'm too busy getting laid and being a lucky lucky bastard to do it myself"?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# That's Michael Moore
AICMFP
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ahhhh, a hippy!
same thing ;) kill him anyway *


*may not reflect my actual socio-political views
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Woo!
someone representing the punks in this godawful compo, now do "I Kill children" with Maddie
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Holiday in Camden?
Woo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Y E S !
Woo yay hooplah the silly one and a *CLICK*!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Nothing personal
But I hate this compo. It's just not funny. It's people illustrating lyrics instead of making jokes
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Mine are funny.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# mine are trippy!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# You're just on another level dudemeister.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# *blushes like a big german tranvestite*
you're so awful but I like you!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# *Xenorawks out*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# lovin' the alien....

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# haha!
class
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well......
piss off until next wednesday - nobody is forcing you to be here!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha
^this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# people always complain
about every compo. Nobody cares. It's just a week.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Bozzer!
'Sir, the entire east end has burnt down.'
'Really!? Oh well, doesn't matter, rough as arseholes anyway.'



Click for bigger (47KB)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# He's wearing a football shirt, so does this mean he'll go missing in the next few days and there will be a world wide manhunt for him?


/never taking photos of my kids in soccer shirts blog
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Haha!
That made me snort tobacco and other substances into my keybnord
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# keybnord!!
hahahaha!~
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Keybnord eh?
Coming right up.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I've tapped most of it out now
but I'm not smoking it...I've seen what else lurks beneath the keys
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Well...
There might be a market for middle aged tories who cannot stop putting their feet in their mouths.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# RIS
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Just saying that bozzer would be an absolute scream as mayor
In both senses of the word.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I suppose you're right
He would be massively entertaining but I suspect that Mayor Boris would be all the push I needed to move to Holland or somewhere...I just finished a biography of him and tbh he doesn't sound like the sort of man I'd trust with my pot plants, let alone the city I live in.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Yes I suspect Boris as mayor would be the sort of thing to watch from a distance.
Like a volcano, or Jade Goody trying to run a nuclear power plant.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# He's the one Tory candidate
as he's the ONLY Tory that some people like.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# He was very close to being my MP
instead we got some twat who votes for the exact opposite of everything I believe. Boris would've done the same but at least I could laugh about it with him.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# He is endearing and amusing,
dangerous qualities for an MP.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# He emailed me t'other day.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] PeaRoast

James Blunt Lyric:
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Those three wise men,
somthing somthing somthing somthing i dunno
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Ah that explains the cocks
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Ah I get it now
/never intentionally listened to James Blunt in his life except for just now out of the newsletter
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# RUN FOR TEH HILLS!

quick and dirteh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha take a chance on me, Solo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# teh fwuffy jedi approves of this sort of thing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man in carbonite!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Credits Credits Credits it's a Bounty Hunter's world!
brilliant squire!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I've had this song stuck in my head for years - bloody Disney


it's a mite oversized, sorry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hehe
the the downs?


Oh i see
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Your reply fits your sig :)


Woo to original pic
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I couldn't really think of good pictures for "and" and "the"
so I used more Downs kids...I'm going to Hull, anyone need a lift?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# That knot image
is becoming a meme in itself. Seen it used a few times here :)

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:07, archived)
# aw, well he looks happy
I saw a squirrel with half a coconut earlier today
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Yes! Now it's out of my head...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Haha!
But why were you thinkig of Thelma in the first place?

Apparently it's Velma!
Meh!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# nsfw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
*saves for later*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hey now!
:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# That movie looks so hot
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# i can't help it, i have to..
you do know her name is velma, right?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Erm,
Thelma Velma
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Jinkies!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# <catchprase>Jinkies!</catchphrase>
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# mmm
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Velma was a hottie
Incidentally, there's a character called Thelma Fudd in the film "Funny Man" who looks rather like Velma...

Edit : Other plays on the name could be Themelic, Selmiak, TheLemur...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

Be in my video,
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# alizee!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# It puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Rumbumbumbimbo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Where's the
mijinits???
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# bordum
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# *Well, I think it's fucking awesome.*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] REM could cast people



pea
sorry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Arrrgh. *spang*
heh heh heh.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I filenamed.
But I shoulda known it was Smee!

*must try harder*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# loooooosing my religgggggiooooooon
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] All the things she said....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I was thinking of Simple Minds
Rather than Russian lesbian Schoolgirls!

Woo!

Mmmm...Russian Lesbian Schoolgirls..aaahh!
*Drools*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# This is not enough!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Damn cheap, knockoff foreign supermarkets!

Never send your mum out to buy your CG movies!

Click for bigger (121KB)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# :D
apfelsaft!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Heh
Nice, Mr Toast.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# The irony is,
that many Americans would pronouce little and lidl exactly the same


woo, Sir, woo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Fe
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] First post
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Explain?
o_O
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY
'There once was a man with a cap,
Who's phone could not access WAP,
he had a few soups,
the watery gloops,
And they sat above him in a picture that didn't really explain itself too well.'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Wooooo
gIGGLE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I think I recognise Michael Stipe
but not the song. One assumes it involves soups, however.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Michael Stipe likes croutons?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# a bit obscure* perhaps
Google the lyrics to "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"

*or a shit picture, you decide ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# R.E.M. - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial.
A can of beans or blackeyed peas, some Nescafe and ice,
a candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of Doctor Seuss;
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# ^
this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# good one
keep going, try to ignore the fuckwits and you'll do well!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NANANANANANANANANA Arrrrrrrrghg
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Woo
for actually realising the point of the compo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# katamari damacy~
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Whu?
.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# kaiser chiefs masterful lyrics
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I was going for kylie
"I just cant get you out of my head?"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# LA LA LA
not NA NA NA

i think.. not that i have her mp3 on my computer *cough*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# This needs more clicks
Just for its sheer silliness factor.
Hurrah!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# yay!
ta :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# i agree
click
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# That's just made my day that has.


WYH/P!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# haha
oddly great.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Redex
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# damn you, Scrollbucket
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha :)

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# pffft
nice :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Yay!
Careful though, you'll have someone's eye out with that thing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# ha!
topper
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)

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