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[challenge entry] I must be feeling lazy & serious & political...

'coz here is a lazy & serious & political entry...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Is this you?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Please put a NSFW warning on that link.
It's a closeup of a pair of tits being jiggled in a bra, ffs.

Edit: thank you.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# and fake ones at that
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# You're not very nice, are you?
You could at least be polite about it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# The first word of my comment is "please".
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# But you kind of cancelled it out
by adding that last comment.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Please stfu

If my theory is correct, this post should be invisible
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# hello Coast of Yemen
you are not invisible
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ohshit
*stops touching himself*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Let me guess...
you had your eyes shut when you posted this?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# No, bbut I hads my eyes shut when I tped this
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Dude
you could have cost someone their job. You're an annoying fool and you don't even vaguely deserve the courtesy I showed you.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I thought it was two bald-headed men fighting in a sack
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Only recently discovered that site or something?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# No, but I get addicted to it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Pixel-icious!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] so yeah...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# am it death star tiem yet?
that's not a ball, its.....

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# sure....
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# bouncy!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# appley!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# DEATHSTAR THREAD YEEEEHAh!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# What happens in seconds makes me make a strange sort of 'Boorf,' sound subconsciously..
I fear her hands are now fucked..
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ...and she was suddenly silenced
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Obligatory "that's no moon" etc.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# YUS!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# DIVE!!!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# !

smashing
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha, that's great
But totally fake
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# you mean penguins don't really scuba dive?
well that is another childhood belief squashed :(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Oh they dive alright
But no bridge, helicopter or shark
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# christ on a vibrating pogo stick!!
you are right!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# woohoo! :)

now that's b3ta!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Scuba dooba doo . . .
SPLASH !
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# .. if you relax your eyes enough...
you can see the speedos!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# They'll be needing that sort of thing before to long
glad they are getting with it

:(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# in with both feet....
thats the spirit w/y!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Its that time of year again
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I like the background! :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Sorry about the crap pun


CLUE: this came to me whilst shopping at B&Q...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Heh
I get it!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I don't get it.
You must be ahead of your time. All of this art will be worth millions when you're dead.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# What's it drawn in?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# And what's her job?
In that order.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *gets*
*dies a little inside*

edit: i DO like how she takes off the sunglasses last
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'm more impressed
that she managed craft a t shirt out of calcium silicate
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# awwwwwwww
omg. that took me about 2 minutes to get. i'm never going to get that time back!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# MSPaint
?

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# spoiler
just so you don't waste more time thinking about it...

the guy was in B&Q....

He saw "Paintbrush" then "Stripper" .... its drawn in paintbrush, she's a stripper... there... saved you some time... you're welcome :-)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Groan
Oh dear, was funny though!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# /board? Are you there!?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

...apologies for lack of unfunny aids joke.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# HAHAHA THAY BOTH HAVE AIDS LOL!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Seriously, I cannot wait for the compo to end
:/ *feels unfluffy*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Hooray for lack of aids jokes.
Can we do a humorous take on a larger scaled humanitarian crisis for the next compo?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# And a Laurel and Hardy
hat shake to you too !
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Drink the bad aids!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Drinking the bad aids gives me redex

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# that guy lurks in the shadowy wings of b3ta
waiting for his moment..
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Caffeine free?
That's alright, then.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Haha
What if a madman came in here and shot you up? Anyone who was yawning would get your blood in their mouths!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Furby-cat!
Argh!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# that's shit
my post was well better than that, where's the FUCING PANDERING EH?

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# WOOT ALL MY 5 R BLONG TO DIS
IT ARE TEH RULE
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Argh!
Good heavens!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahah
KILL IT!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ^ this, with added emphasis
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I bought one theys freaks for my neice a while back,
as soon as she put the batterys in, im sure it said fuck
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Furbeeeeeee!
they should make real cyborg cats that look like that
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# also we want biscuits
and a pet, preferably a girl
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# THIS
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# two of this
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Dear /talk
watch the Eastenders omnibus this sunday

lots of love
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# BUT SHE DIED
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Speak for yourself
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I want that played at my funeral
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# up yours Rik
that is all
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# oh come on
i had to pretend it was from all of us
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# play nicely
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Wow.
It's easy to see who hogged all the chromosomes in that family.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *must try harder*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# BAN SICKRIK!
Watch him flounce about now, like he did yesterday.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# SickRik is a member of Cock Tuesday
we have a responsibility to protect him
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# But he's shit.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# so am I
I don't hear you complaining
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# THIS
but I HAD A big old flounce last night

it was ace
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I would help
But I won't shop eastenders on principle
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I don't think that Monty has the exculive rights
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# He should have!
He does it so well.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Rik is all the gaaaay
and stuff.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# You have the horn for Pat Butcher
the rest is an excuse *avoids /talk*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you fear /talk
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# No fear; i'm 36, and a bit over being afraid of forums on the internet
I've just never seen anything of interest there, that is all!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# You say that like it's a, a bad thing.
:(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# FAIL
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Take a look in the mirror :D
nah im only playin'

saw your comment on the tube

SickRik (32 minutes ago)

I love pat, I would like to dress as her along with 50 others and we would rampage through greece all chanting PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT and pounding the air with our fists
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I just hope your mum's proud of you
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Tom.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# You got Comic sans!
no only joking, its all good
woo!

Edit:where is be everyone
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah
"You got aids" - I'm just reminded of the family guy episode.....*gigguls*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the Lol!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Is that Richard E. Grant?
And good stuff! :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# No! It's Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
(you know, the one where his character dies of AIDS)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Well that sure does make more sense...
But I've never seen that film... :p

(It still looks like Richard E. Grant...)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Heh
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I love horses?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Atrthgshstkdwxv
damn that's bad :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hehehe, sowwee Mofaha,
My first new post for months, I had to make the pun a stinker! :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
you succeeded :) Good stuff!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Pffft

280px wide eh?
/critical ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hehehe
you knows it ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant as usual!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Cheers...:)
Nice to be back on b3ta properly again! Now the three month probation on new job is over and I'm still gainfully employed, I shall be here a lot more often!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ahahaha!
brilliant stuff
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# :)
Thanks!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# But her hair IS ridiculous.
And she appears to have flashlights for earings.

Haha.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I didn't notice the earrings!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Haha
very critical! :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# you know you love it!
:)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# maybe the groan was a groan of pleasure?
;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahah I thought it was going to be
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ahahahaha
I fucking hate old people, they all smell of lavender, urine, cabbage and catfood. They are nowt but a waste of good oxygen and a drain upon society. Bring in mandatory euthanasia I say! Either that or turn their heating off in winter. The ones that survive can stay...*rant over*

'Ning Prodge!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ning :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha!
he's back, YES!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] comp entry rofl
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# HAhahaha
Damn you ants and all other Disney films!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# pffff
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# tht ook me FAR too long.
hahahhaha
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Magrathea awakes!
She'll win an award next :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# woo yay
pretty girl, horrible burns solution? hide with knees
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I know that emo hair from somewhere
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# nicely
done!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# i like this one the best
something mischeavious about the look!
Woo!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Hey hey 16K
and 4-bit.

Woo :-)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaah

Giant hound spotted floating over London.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Is he lapping from some pond over there?

/edit: woo!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Yes he is hoovering up Westminster tube station
/also woo.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Nicely done
/arms Aegis rocket system in back garden
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I don't see any spots on it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# holy moley!
click
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# splendid.
been nosing through your site, you have far too much talent for my liking.

*in awe.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ace isn't he! :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Both too kind.
I seemed to have more time to do pictures back then.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Same here
Having an interesting and responsible job kinda borks being a b3tan these days
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# private dance?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# NSFW!
FROG NOB!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# not a nob
thats grass, *apparently*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# oooh frog porn
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# RUB IT!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# rub rub rub
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Froggies have innies not outies!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# it seems i missed yer b3taday
have some belated (yet surprisingly fresh) cake :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again after last year!
I'm not eating your 'cayke cherry' it took weeks to get the cream out of my hair last time!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# foiled again :(
drink instead..?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Ooo yes please
Could I have another one of those wonderful fish milkshakes you gave me last week?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Thats not NSFW.
This is NSFW
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Phoaar!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# i read the filename
and chose to not click it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Here we go


;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Well my one is over a year old:P
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# FORGBITS!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# This is greatly soothing after the sheer horror of below
*recovers*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Ha
actually I think I may have made things much worst with the link I just posted in that thread.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# All the pieces are falling together


*takes deep beath*




EEEEEMOOOOOOO!!!!1111oneoneoen ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# This^
yup ya did
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *recoils*
Right, I need a sturdy supper to continue being here
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Ooooh lovely!
Is it real paint or digital?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Photoshop, as ever :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# That's ace
time to take her out of the cushioned room now

/edit: now that there's a post above, once I refreshed it and only saw the top half ot the picture, I thought it was a hairy minge. Thought you'd like to know ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# it's the definition of great!
woo!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# sorry but......it begs the question.......






Maddy?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Is that a minge?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Thats horrific, stop it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# cannot
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *weeps*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# passes tissues
....there ther my dear....come into my parlour....let me show you my collection...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# This sounds like the safe and entirely unsinister option
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i could show you *my* tissue collection if you'd prefer
...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# ....the door creaks and slams behind you.
"there you go my dear, nothing to be scared of"
......"now just let me open up this cabinet"
a sound not unlike the the sharpening of knives.........................
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Nightmare time.
yay
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Fucking hell
*hides*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Time once again for this I think
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Now that is a person who needs to get out more
maybe go to the park or to the zoo on a sunny day...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# On the scarey as fuck scale that is a fucking OD
I will not sleep
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# OMFG
I think I'm in love!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# woo for barbarella
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# at last teh penny drops
:)
this bit scared the poopoo out of me when i was a kid...had nightmares for weeks
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Speaking of creepy dolls...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MO
you made me reflux
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Mmmm
The ol' blow job and circumcision routine.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Ning ghosty...how ya doin?
*reckons the next evolutionary step for females is razor sharp teefs.
*wishes it were just plain simple bigger norks.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Or smaller mouths:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Barbarella?
Scaaaaaryyyy
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)

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