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Oh go on then have another ...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Wooooo.!!!

Can I assume that is an elant.?

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

He looks constipated

Woo.

Two post in one month:O

:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

*has*

yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

Bipedophant!

*attempts to hug*
*is squashed under instable 'phant*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

"Elephants wobble but they might fall down if they lack two front legs"

hmmm not too catchy.
Lovely work again though! :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Every step is an acheivement.

Nice.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Hahahaha! Woo!

But am I the only one who finds this somewhat cockandballsshaped?
Probably am.

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

hahaha class!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

HD!!

HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

abc

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

*Charges laz0rz*

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Now you can cunt off, mongface.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

Beat me to da whoop

Or, well, actually I was going to say "How do I shoop whoop?"

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

Arf!

Yeah, speaking of which....I've always wondered how do I shot web...?
;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

I never completed that quiz.

I got into about the 90s

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

I'LL GRANDMA YOUR SHOES!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

you are 4chan

go away
This is you
edit : dammit wrong linke - try this one oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

I am so saving that to my special files!

/edit: the first one, I already got that second one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

uncanny!

flickr.com/photos/mediocre/513259436/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

what about this one?

photofile.ru/simple/frame/fishki_net/2931851/59402506/

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Dad?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

The thing that annoys me most about this is

that it's totally predictable, attention-seeking and unfunny

plus, it needs more AIDS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

aaaahhh, I think you might be on to something

I think they have brain AIDS. That's it, BRAIN AIDS!

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

Sorry TJ

I was going through a REALLY old b3ta folder and I found this from when someone decided to do a webcam.

I thought I should just post it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

you mean...

don't you?

edit/ yes, it appears you did :)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

I think I got there going to move it up as everyone has got this user on ignore.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Fuck! Who's bed am I in?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

I'm going to go ahead and reply to your gaz here:

Everyone, he gazzed me and said
'haha
virgin'

So what if I'm a fucking virgin!
At least I'm waiting for the right girl, at the right age, and making it FUCKING legal you stupid cunt.

I'm proud of my virginity, it's not exactly the lightest subject on the planet, and I'd like to do things right. If you think people should go around having underage sex, you're a sick fuck! Hasn't this week's image challenge, albeit a stupid one which I hate, taught you anything? If you do things the wrong way YOU GET STDS! AND SOME STDS FUCKING KILL YOU

I DON'T WANT TO DIE BECAUSE SOME STUPID FUCK TAKES THE PISS OUT OF MY VIRGINITY.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
GET OFF B3TA
I HOPE YOUR ACCOUNT IS DELETED BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND BREAK YOUR SCRAWNY FUCKING NECK

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

lol internets

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

lol Skuggles

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Why hello

*doffs cap*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Can't get a date eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

I have a girlfriend, actually.

Anf I love her fucking loads.

Best person I've ever been with.

I love her SO much.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

Well, thanks for sharing

but I wasn't talking about you :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

Ah, fair enough

But proclaiming my love is a great feeling. I love her so much I could bathe in it. And refill the bath thousands of times before running out

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

awesome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

It is awesome

She's lovely

And a b3tan!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

so you ARE drunk

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

I'M NOT DRUNK!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Drink more then!

that'll result in you being drunk!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

I just got bacxk from the pub to get another guinness

I'M NOT FUCKING DRUNK

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

I was trying to establish a firmer ground for the reason why I don't drink alcohol

I think this will do nicely.

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Well done for not being all scummy and having sex when your about 14.

Although, don't worry for when you do decided to; not all sex gives you aids.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

but most.

*cackles*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

what a

virgin!

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

Was it from Jam Master Geordie?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

Give in to your anger

it will amuse you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

I'm pissing myself

Well I'm not, I jsut had a piss, but same difference

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

Much respect

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

sexeh time

click for biggerder(definitely worth it:p)

EDIT: voila, all giffed up and tanned-down

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

P-P-P-PANTSU!?

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha

every. fucking. time. :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Blaaaardy 'ell!

skills!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

Phwoar.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

mindpiss.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

Mindpissing is easily forgiven when the images are sexeh.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Cor!

I need MOAR HEAD!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

thats..

so wooo!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

That's more woo than Norway!

*Click*

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

Sweet!

She's got a very strange tan though

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

hmm... you mean on the cleavage?

I think you're right, I hadn't noticed... I'll see what I can do :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Yes

Also, save it as a gif for the board.
Is it Kelly Brook?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

Not sure who it is, just the result of a search on corbis

clicky

howzat? and I'll work on the gifness :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

Its all good

:¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

~~Cunting~~ Phwoar!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Cor

I like the colours and the hair especially

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

^this

The orangeness of this works well.

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

thank you very much

I normally struggle most with the hair so I'm glad it works.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

wit-wiw!

nicley - *clicked*!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

hehehe thank you sir

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

COR!

I like the hot colours :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

I don't give a flying fuck if she's just a picture or not,

I still fucking would.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

simmer down, you

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Sorry.

I'm not drunk!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

15 years old eh.

AUTHORITIES!

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

I'M NOT FUCKING DRUNK

I wish I hadn't said I wasn't because I thought you thought I was being drunk because of how I was acting...

That DOES makse sense, so fuck off.

OO NO! I didn't mean that

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

I have a lovely mental image now

of you and a print-out :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Cor!

I never thought of that!
*prints*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

I'm flattered

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

IVV

he's 15

skilled yet young.

I came back online just to deliver that information note :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

Hell yeah!

love the hair :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

More Blendery stuff

My friend forbade me to further 3-Dimensionalise her bunny,
but by that time the animation rig was already in place. Oops.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

I can't work out what's going on

It's like... almost bunnycopter flight time, but then SUDDENLY REVERT TO STANDARD BUNNY MODE

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

I got lazy.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

fair enough :D

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

The love-child of Nabaztag and a frog!

Wonderful

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

please please please please make his ears rotate so he can hover please please

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

^very this

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

I agree...

but it's quite small - it would need a fluffy bunny tail-rotor.

Caustic - that's woo!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

this, HARD!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

I just tried that, and I swear,

his bum stayed behind on the ground :D

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Ace!

Now make it take off!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

*flapflapflapflapflapflap* :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

arf!

nice! :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

This reminds me of something odd

I sometimes get these scenarios, for example getting glass stuck in my foot, I pull the glass out and iscard it, to find it's still in my foot, and I putt it out, and it's still there etc.

Well I have this one where I'm putting on underwear (nice image) and I'm standing there with my right foot in, and I pull my left foot around and put it in, but I already have a left foot in, so it goes through my leg.

I know that doesn't make sense, but in my head it does.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

Here... Have a groaner on me, and I'm off to the pub.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

LIES!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

HAHAHA!

Honkey

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Great last frame! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

And no self respecting bird eats laughing worms.

Evolutionary tactics.

:D

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

nor one-eyed worms

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

Laughing worms are a leading cause of AIDS*.

* may be a lie. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

boom boom

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

Haha YAY! And I declare this BIRD TEIM!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

heh

superb

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

YESH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Hahahaha ugh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

heh

*spits out beer*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Bird poo fun

I likes this lots an lots and lots

You is funny

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

Haha,

Awww.

He needs a massive bottom to equal the weight distribution. Or a big backpack, like Lara Croft.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Massive bottom, eh?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

It's like a weeble cat,

except it fell down.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

"I like big ...."

"and I cannot lie"

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Haha :D

Stop posting this. It causes snortylaugh every time, and I think I'm only allowed a limited amount of those before I get cancer or something

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

MOAR of this!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

Hahaha lovely

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Why all the corny jokes?

because it's harvest time, bdumdum tschhh

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

WOO!

I love this.
You've given new charm to an old joke.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

Thanks all,

I'm glad to have brightened your day/night.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

You enhanced the brightness by 2506%

After being on the Guinness, it's bright anyway

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

Arf

That joke would be lost on South Africans or Kiwis :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

evening all :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

hooray!

this has cheered me up no end after that cunt face down there

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

You see?

THIS is why I hate tomatoes! They scare me.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Gosh.

Mr Decent.... an honour.
You've still got it I see.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

ello ello ello

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

There's nothing decent about him ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

Oops.

I'm suffering from Guinness withdrawl I think. My typings suffering.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

mmmm a nice pint of the black stuff

*puts some in fridge*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

woo!

'eats'

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

mmmmmmMMMm, Bhuna

Woo!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

I want to watch Red Dwarf now...

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

ha ha!

Vampire tomato! Lully!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

Vampire Tomato!

If you grow tomatoes and potatoes next to each other, they become poisonous.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

that's much better

;)

evening!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

eellloooo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

Hello mate, just thinking of you actually, I owe you a visit :)

Great stuff as ever :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

*waves*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

^very much that

nings HD! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

evening

*waves*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

yay

never can get enough tomatoes

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

is Prodigy69?

Oh of course not, the eyes are not merged together.

All else could be mistaken....

EDIT I take it back. If Medi knows you and vouches for your character then you must be alright :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

Evening ,Mr Tomato

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

Hello hello Mr HD!

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

oooooh

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

'ning strangler

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

ellloooooooooooooooooo

*hides from toms*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

*hides from Dick and Sally*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

That is a wonderful image.

I don't who you are or how you made it, but you should earn a living from that kind of production. Well done.

(miniscule connanoncho, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:11, archived)

whoever that is again

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Dear boy/girl,

As you may have been able to decipher from the lack of positive response to your images, this board is not a place to post pictures of your friends, however jolly they may appear. Applying simple magenta phallic imagery to your photographs is not sufficient enough to be deemed as ‘photoshopping’ or as a ‘creative image’. Therefore, we would ask that you cease to post these images upon this board. If you do wish to display these photographs to the internet, please do so elsewhere.

Thankyou.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

*ignores*

cunt.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

Fuck you, you fucking fuck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

*soothes*

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

*feels better*

*still holds an axe, just in case*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

I'm disappointed that the picture of me as Tatu hasn't been used

surely that's EASY material.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

Once again, you're just too easy, Grandma!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

you look fetching with those glasses.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

this is true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

we know who you are

you left your photobucket account open.

now run along.

everybody can now see all the pictures.

s48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/kate_star/?start=all

so you dont have to post anymore

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

I think the one of me is best (hahaha)

followed by the other one of me (Peter)

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

EMO.

Quick someone hand her some razorblades..

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

Aren't you dead yet?

Why not?

Oh, and stop taking the name 'Mac' in vain, you cunt.

*I don't like this*

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

please, just stop!

you're achieving nothing here

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

He's achieving dozens of replies each time.

It's probably the ginger fuhrer having some fun.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7550678

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

Hah

Keeps everyone entertained though, doesn't it. Trolls these days give up so easy.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

Needs more CRACKY COL and STEMILL

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

i love a good troll up

make the images bigger tho

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

he's a she

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

NEVER!

BURN TH WITCH!!

;)

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

Board the motherfucking FAILBOAT boy!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

My post-op gash

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

Staples and hair

A tasty supper-time treat, thank you.

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

I must away.

goddam work at 06:30 and two hours of Guitar Hero to get thorugh yet...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

Oh blimey

A laydee b3tard's had her gash sewn closed!
*faints*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Don't be silly.

There are no lady b3tards.

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cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

b3tans

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

It's a rather pointless arguement

as it's down to personal choice.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

oh no it isn't

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

Four months too early.

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cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

*takes off widow twanky costume*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

What's a widowt?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

HOW DU I BREATHE WIDOWT U ERE BY MA SIDE.-LOVE YA AMY 4EVA X

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

oh no it isn't

Doesn't really work when you agree..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

I prefer b3tan too.

But it isn't the party line.

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cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

fuck the party!

fight the system!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

b3tards

we'll have none of that ~~sanitized~~ sanitised merkin nonsense round here.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

b3tans!

you big girls blouse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Us old folk use b3tan.

It's always been b3tans.

*waves walking stick*

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

*puts teeth in glass*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

Who's teeth though?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

god save the queen's if he keeps this up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

i missed this threat.

c'mon then if you think ya' 'ard enuff!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

*books flight*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

well i dont like it, sounds all woosy and geeky

and sir rob the ginge uses 'tards and if it's good enough for him....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

sycophant!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

pish !

and that is my final word on the subject, other than these ones.
and possibly another couple of replies.

gstq = b3tard.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

no, you're a b3tan you just don't grasp it... yet

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

it is b3tans and always will be

the fact rob doesn't understand the irony of it is down to him, we are not retarted we are b3tan

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Up the revolution!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

I'm hardly a n00b

Anyway, we are all the same and should have a group ~~shag~~ hug.

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

then say b3tans or no group porking for you!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

b3taians

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

don't you start confusing things with your welsh, break off faction.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

i'm not welsh mee

boyotidylikebutt (butt what finish your sentance you stupid yokel!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

That took ages to load.

I was a bit worried going off the title, I can tell you.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Do you think it might animate?

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

It might...

but I'm going to the pub in a minute.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I'm moving house soon,

and it has a pub in the shed.

A bar, a tv, a stereo, it's great!
We're going to get a pump.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Looks like the result of a drunken office party...

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cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

did they let you keep your cock and bollox in a jar?

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

was it a semi-automatic stapler?

looks like it was fired by a man howling in rage up in the air on full auto...

EDIT: How can they staple your wound back together if the one in the middle is CLEARLY not across the wound but right in the bloody middle of it!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

student nurse?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Ow!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Mmmmm

Cornish pasty

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

*gashfucks*

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

That makes my legs a little wobbly.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

do i care?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Why am I looing at your mimsy?

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Because you can't look away.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

Why?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

That looks like it was done by a psycho with an electric stapler

and a personal dislike of your anatomy.
I'm guessing you're in the UK?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Bollocks!

In Scotland, that would be considered a scratch! No stitches or staples required.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

My comment was more about the state of the NHS.

If I'm not mistaken, in Scotland they have an entirely different way of dealing with injuries... for instance, for serious burns, they give you a stiff right hook ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

Oh!

LOL! :D

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha ^ this

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

As much as I hate Merkins trying to lord it up

I have to agree.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

jackie

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

*ignores*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)

*agrees*

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

I'm in despair!

This post on the internet has left me in despair!

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

i'm showing out

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

for fifty points ' what is president kenndy's wifes name?'

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

Marilyn Monroe?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I had sex with a horse, but I thought it was a Zebra because someone had painted lines on it

and I got horse AIDS which is rubbish compared to zebra AIDS cos you get wings and nun-chuk fingers with zebra AIDS.

:(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

all I've got is an extra nipple

DAMN YOU HORSE AIDS, DAMN YOU

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Maybe the extra nipple is a horse-bud

and you will soon have additional horse.

This is how AIDS works.

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Aww.

I'll give you my Zebra AIDS, I don't need it anyway.

*gives*

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Anybody got a Zebra I can shag?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

50 quid an hour

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

Shit

I've got 50p

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

You silly

You should wear your glasses all the time and this sort of thing won't happen again.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

I wear contacts now

I shagged a badger and got badger AIDS

that's FOUR more nip nips

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

Zebras ARE horses

They're just lazier and haven't changed out of their jim jams yet.

Edit: see here for info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra

(LargeDoner, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

You are an alt.

Stop it; you know better.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

If I hadn't been on the Guinness,

I wouldn't have laughed.

Unfortunately, I tend to exaggerate things when I drink.

Meaning this is barely funny. And it only is because it reminds of me of hos much of a mong you are

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

what am I supposed to be seeing?

apart from some kid in a silly t-shirt

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

You ARE, you know. You ARE!

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

it's obvious you have no brain, twat-like person,

so it may come as a surprise to you that everyone will be ignoring you from now on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Hello kateeee.jpg

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

yes it's in the photobucket album.

entitled "me" along with all the other pictures.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

jackie

can fuck off.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Please stop.

Do you understand you won't get what you want here?
Others have tried, I admire your tenacity, but most people are already ignoring you.
Save your energy mate.

(miniscule connanoncho, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)

mmdeep.

deviantart

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sooperdave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

lying?

lay?
laid?
LANGUISTINES?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

My girlfriend's not though

lully!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

Are you dating a fat bird too.?

Not just me then.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Aaaaw

not fatties shirley?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

I know someone who is fat his stomach is taller than mine when we are on our backs

I also know a man with a long nose.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

outcasts.

all of them.

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sooperdave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

Superdave and a big dollop of fluff

JUST when we needed you! Hurrah!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

hallo duckling :-)

[--- craves attention

waggles titties

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Hello dear

*hands tshirt*

Cover yourself up please! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

these are titties of steel

and subcutaneous fat. May wobble slightly under extreme gravitational forces

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Wild and peaceful

Best of all the things :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)

Depends on the size of the belly.

Very lully as usual.

You should make little cards and advertise them as 'Nice Thought For The Day Cards'. They'd be great and everyone would want them.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

lovely !

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

I accidentally clicked 'I like this'.

Good job I do, isn't it?

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

Awww lully

Send this to Beta Band (no relation to us) and they can write a song around it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

thanks jeebus for superdave

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

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sooperdave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)

*waits 6 days*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

And wear a big chavvy earing?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

wonderful

as ever :D

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Lieing

drow a TON sI

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

Are you the purple one?

GET THE COCK OFF THE BOARD YOU CUNT!

*ignores*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)

I wonder

do you find this remotely funny yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

He is 13 years old and has severe learning difficulties.

AICMFP

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

Leonardo da Vinci self portrait (sorry for 100k but otherwise the details got lost)

(|, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

*Oh yes*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

Blimey that's ace!

*faints*
Is this shoppery? Water colour?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)

oh this is superb!

Was this done in tattyshop? 'Tis most woo

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)

Well now that I've got over being lost to words

I think the filesize it totally justified!

200 woos

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

splendid work.

you can have the spare 50k i didn't use earlier.

edit/the more i look at this the more i love it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

New scanner?

;)

that's ace!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

Simply lully!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

All is forgiven

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Exceptionally aceness

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

he was a smoker then :)

top notch ace super duper woo yah houpla hatstand to you!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Ooooh

nicely done :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)

That's rather fantastic.

Yet also, in an odd way, a little peculiar.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

splendid!

i'm sure Leonardo would be proud :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

Spiffing

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

Is it Uncle Albert

from only fools and horses?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Christ on toast!

I'm glad I'm not posting tonight - That is mindblowingly good!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

i'm going to delete photoshop

there's no point trying to do anything else ever again.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

This

is the second best thing I've seen all day.

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Thinker, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

holy shitting christ!

that's amazing!

w/y/h/p and what else to you!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

Blimey..!

This is skill on a stick..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

second go! (only posted the once this time:D)

mod edit: little bit large maybe. and change your compression settings, the file size should be a lot less than 100K

(astraboy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

the moon, your post etc etc

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

Having spent all my anger on cunt boy down there

I'll make this polite:

Be a dear and keep still images under 50k
Just reduse the dimensions of the image, 300 pixels would be fine, as the writing is quite big.

Animations can go up to 250k, under 200 if possible.

It's all in the faq.

Edit: YES! And I'm so proud of you for findign the 'edit' button!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

Would people with aids be kept inside, or outside?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

good aids or bad aids?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)

They'd be inside

drinking the paint

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)

Pfft.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

I'd like to imagine they're kept in a big massive tent like affair which had these big swing things from the upper sections that were propped off stanchions I'd call it something like the flying trapeze or

AIDS VICTIMS IN THE AIR and sell tickets for 25 pounds a pop

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

You'll have to make it clear they're all wearing tight pants though

or you'll never sell them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

what a ridiculous thing to say

of course that's implied by them being aids victims

;)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)

could be naked aids victims...

charge 50 quid!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

BIGGER!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

hahahahha

IRONY!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

irony is good

but i prefer goldy ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

You'll shag any Blue Peter dog living or dead!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

lies! all lies!

i was never in the blue peter garden, you hear me? never!
*hides shovel*
NEVER!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

Ah more of a Percy Thrower person then huh?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

ahh, percy....

*misty-eyed remembrances*

ahem..erm..well....

i must dash, i have an apple crumble to make...honestly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

is that in flemish?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)

Arf

I thought that too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Oooh who's a big boy!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

I say old bean!

Be a dear and make in a tad larger would you? The missus and myself are enjoying pimms on the sundeck and can't quite read it from the bottom of the garden, there's a good fellow.

EDIT: Curses! Now one looks rather foolish...but nicely resized. :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

You dumb fuck.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

haha

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7550522

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

that's right

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

'ning kss

how's the princess?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

ning ning

doing okay cheers
lying in front of me as i type this and *almost* asleep
how's your good self?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

peachy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)

fuck off you cunt

since the other night you are hated

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

What was the cunt up to the other night?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

He posted a picture of him and his 10 year old mates drinkin,

and kept being a cunt all night by posting other shit

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

Ah he's "that" kind of cunt.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Ha ha!

I love you

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

Do you know him?

This is a picture of you isn't it?

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

No idea who he is

That is me. It's from my profile. It might be his cock though. I can't remember. That night was all bit of a blur.
Can you tell him off please? *Hides behind IVV*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

no one was impressed by ollie and his wing surfing

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)

Goose!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)

Do you kiss your lips with that mouth?

/ac

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

I am!

I shot some ace geese in a park on Sunday. Still have to get them off my camera.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

don't stand so close next time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

Goose it!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

Haha.

He looks a little smug about it, that's why.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

there's geese for ya

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

hey!

long time no see etc.
how's tricks?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

*Huggles*

I be dandy thank you.

How is your lovely self this evening?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)

bit too much to/not enough to drink

in other words doing okay, except for the fact that my stupid brother has smashed my laptop screen...i can hardly see!

*super huggles back*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)

*applies plaster to your laptop screen*

*kisses it better*

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

sweet!
it feels better, but shows no external signs of improvement :(

the replacement has been on order of weeks now but with no sign of arriving i'm having to limit my time on here, which SUCKS

i'm off again now so until next time

x

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Buh bye.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

HONK!

how do MC?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

robson

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

Eh?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

wass?

quoi?

(oliver4858 packing to go back to school at, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)

FFS not you again

WHERE ARE THE MODS?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

I invited them over for an orgy

and they haven't recovered since

goeienavond!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)

You kerrazzy Dutch!

Goeie ning!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

Is this another one of those naughy types?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)

Yes

I usually don't reply (I hate feeding trolls) but this one is quite severe.
Last night he posted incessantly pictures of himself and his young chavvy mates.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)

don't worry

hopefully, he'll soon be nothing more than a bad memory. leave him under his bridge and fret ye not ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

I reckon that before you're allowed to post on B3ta

you should have to complete a simple test, all the answers for which can be found by reading the FAQ. It wouldn't keep out all the trolls, but it would cut them down a bit.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

I've thought of that too

but in reality, the majority of n00bs aren't like this one.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)

That's true,

but probably because they've watched the site for a bit and know how it works.

Sometimes I do wonder whether some of the trolls are just ignorant and don't quite get how it works or whether they do it on purpose.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

I believe the latter

They get so much attention here that it fuels their little egos.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)

rumbling it up with those greasy rockers

down at Brighton pier?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

Is that a nasty burn on his neck?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)

No, that's just his head

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)

I thought that was a boil

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

I would click the ignore button...

but I always like to see how these things pan out.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)

I have a picture of you

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)

theres another

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)

you're gone.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

I'll tell you what you can do...

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF B3TA YOU IRRITATING LITTLE SHIT. NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU UTTER CUNT.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

;)

oh you

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

Yeah well

you're really fit.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

troll, feed etc etc

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)

Calm down matey!

the ignore button is your friend :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)

Look, fucking don't, okay?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

Oh please

don't

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

And again

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)

really not worth it - but it's been a slow day - apologies

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)

Hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

He's owl hunting.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

pff!

this shouldn't make me laugh, but it did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

^This, exactly.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

That took me a while

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

*waits for penny or stone to drop.

arf! i'm with you now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

haha!

simple and genius

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

Excellent BUT!

why doe sthe 1st one have a willy but the third one have tits?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)

It was a phase they were going through,

but they grew out of it.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)

SCIENCE

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)

What is science?

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)

Evolution, holmes

also: if evolution really existed, the ceiling would have evolved accordingly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)

depends if low ceilings weeded out the shit end of the species

Health and Safety do nothing for the progression of natural selection.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

Ceilings had to reach the leaves on higher and higher branches

as the giraffes were competing with them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)

real candidates for natural selection

would have used their mind-powers to increase gravity and bend the leaf-bearing fronds down to their level whilst crushing the upstart giraffes.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)

Yeah, but let's face it

evolution is shit, really

I mean, having to go through life with only one penis....

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

robson

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

Fuck off you ugly cunt

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)

How to introduce the wee kids to why they found daddy dressing up in mummy's clothes

Transvesticism for pre-schoolers.

on another note, in case anyone missed it;-

The Top 100 Love-Shit song title transpositions.

And if you didn't miss it, my appo-loggies.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

I once wore a dress on stage.

If I can get the dvd and upload it to the computer, I'll post it on /links.

The play was AWESOME.
I wrote most of it, based on the cornish legend of Jan Tregeagle

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

I'm shitting this pic of yours

_{See what I did there}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)

you are wise, young one

:-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

Somehow I think you may like

this one then...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)

it's an MP3 that currently has trouble loading...

will keep on trying though !

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

It works for me.

It's ace!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)

Stephen Lynch.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)

Knowing your sense of humour

I might possibly make a bit of wee come out:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)

F5 F5 F5 F5...trying!!!!!

not happening just yet, I suspect all teh rest of teh internets is also getting it

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)

You can try this

made smallery

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

you have now reminded me

that I have failed to install Winrar on my Vista PC. Ta :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

NOW I got it :-)

super ace sir :-D thanks immeasurably...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)

No probs

They guy I a genius. Have a look for 'Talk to me'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

Rob was undercover lurking in a German tourist's mouth when an inquisitive monkey searching for some tasty grubs discovered him

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

That's the third time this week!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

Oh bums! Rumbled!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

Hahaha

Post that Darth Vader one again!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am!"

"Pfft," exclaimed Rob

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)

Arf!

How did this not get FPed

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)

I think you answered your own question.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

hahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)

Pfft to the ging!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

Pffft!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

haahhaha!

ginger babies ffs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)

Hahahaha

He is teh sinister

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

this is how the NHS are recruiting for new dentists

AICMFP

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

hehehe!

i gave up with the dogs, for now.
although searching cheerleader outfits without safe search on was fun.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)

silly rob!

mouth is not for hiding!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

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