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Late Pea-roast entry..

Would have posted this again earlier, to be slightly more topical, but b*stard BT have screwed my broadband for the last two weeks.

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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

nicely shopped

wooyay

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

i agree.

Very nice, WOO!

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

^What they said

Even if I am sick of the sight of her, that in no way cancels out the quality of this work

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

woo yay

if ownly Dihana warse 'ere! Sheed know wot to doo!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Hahaha.

Winnah.

Is she dead?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Dye Another Day

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

he is going to get into....

her chamber of secrets

(MrAnderson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

She's legal.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

Only in 50mg doses

in any 24 hour period

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

I think most wimmin would be jealous of a 24 hour period:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

ha ha ha

loon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

^this

very much this.

*goes in search of chocolate*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Would they?

I demand that this is investigated. Wimmins cast your votes now!

Yes, 24 hour blobbing for me: Click here

No, I like to take my menstruation slowly and carefully: Click here

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Or this

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

What the hell do you know about it, MALE?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

24hr blobbing

Messy and painfull? probably
Well worth it? yes

would we get the day off work?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hmmm, feel the venom!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

pff!

i hate horses...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

worst of all the animals

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

i stand by

my poor joke

(MrAnderson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

Really? must find her number :P

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

I can't think what you'd find interesting about the

good looking, millionairess Emma Watson.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

she's too old for him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

would. And she's not bad either.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

That is disturbing

Well done, keep up the good work!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

hooray for the power of magic.

*plays with wand*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

hurray for unexpected sexiness

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

^I love this so much

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

I bet she was stunning when she was younger

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

hahaha she looks so abused

my potter piccy(now with added balls):

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Wooo!

And threadjack!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Not a million miles away

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

Makes sense

Maybe Chthulhu waits for Flap :) The bringer of happy internets to the destroyer of worlds

:P

(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

Dear b3ta board members,

I have been on this board for a whole 7 (seven) minutes and NOT ONCE has somebody posted up something with bees, or magnets, or bees that are magnets but are still bees.

Please rectfy this at once,

Yours Constanza Jukebox.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

And where can i buy it ?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

haha this I approve of.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

you get a bit of a buzz from it though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

*spangs*

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

Ooof!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

NO!

nawty freebs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

Does it give you hives?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

*spanks*

my hangover's making me all emotional...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

As long as you don't wax lyrical

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

*starts to cry uncontrollably*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Oh do stop droning on

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

I know,

she's such a drama queen.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Enough of this

I'm off for some grub

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

I get the feeling she's only jus'warming up

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

I have a feeling

calling him 'freebs' has something (if not everything) to do with 'three b's', right?

*is slow*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

It is - but you're quicker than me

I had to ask

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

I was going to,

but it just clicked.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

no - nothing at all to do with that

Freebs is an ancient title passed down from generation to generation and is used to identify the secret mayor of Leeds and the surrounding area.

NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

*Looks directly*

Im blind!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

arg noooooooes

his magnificence is too much for normal eyes, quickly rub duck fat onto your face to remove the magnificence burns...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

*Rubs*

AHHH, the duck fat! IT DOES NOTHING!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

the fat does nothing

but it attracts teh scorpions who will kiss and lick your face better with their delicate tongues like velvet kitten tails.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Not that you'd want to anyway

I'm being very mean to Freebs today, I don't know where it's come from

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

women seldom need to explain

their ~~random~~ seemingly uncalled for acts of meanness...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

*wallops*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

How do you know it's random?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

you're very right - I shall change it

(random is a too often misused word anyway)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

you big meany

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

I'll just slip this in here....

Real Photo Monday(300k)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

Real photo monkey

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

Very nice! Also:

Check it out! As reported on b3ta four hours earlier

b3ta is the cutting edge of journalism..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

don't be daft

paupers can't afford to live in central London

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

stick this in your hive and smoke it

also: \o/

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

Don't tempt him!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

Yarrr!

It's bee Monday!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

Sorry, I dont have a hive, and i dont smoke.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

You are missing out.

Hive smoking is the latest thing.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

I know i saw it on TV

but i can't find my local dealer, can i buy the gear off of you ?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

Naturally.

You'll need 20 of the following,
Bee gloves
Bee hat
Bee shoes
Bee pipe
.....

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

ok.

I will find them on eBay. But the nxt big thing is hot wax sniffing.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

hahaha

I'll have a pint of that too I think.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

ahahahahaahahahaahahahaha

that is ace sir, have a buzzin' woo for that one

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

YOu're always buzzing:p

'ningles stranger

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

hello you

i have to use the wonderful barnesy at work so don't post as much - plus i keep having to go out on site away from pooters - BASTARDS
hos everything in sunny london?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Actually as we speak

Sunny:) Had a BBQ last night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

BEEEEEEEES!

I like bees. But not real ones. They annoy me.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

I plan to capture a bee and tether it to myself via some thin cotton.

I will then take it for walks an woo all the girls with my sexy bee pet.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

This is a top notch plan.

I am impressed with it. I will fund it in return for 50% ownership.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

have you

been watching cow and chicken, by any chance?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

No,

its just something I've always thought about but never dared to do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

at least

they're not wasps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

I'm here

does that help?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

It helps me.

Immeasurably.

Who are you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

I am Lizzy Bee

I Like bees

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

Pffft.

*awards I LIKE BEES award*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

YAY!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

There's almost enough information there

for me to add you to my list of people known to exist.

But not quite.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

'NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES!'

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Have you proof?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

alas, no

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

\o/

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

Hahahah

It's a cider:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Strongbees is my invention and I say it is a lager.

Then I get to have a double joke at the expence of carlsberg and strongbow.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Well that is true!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

*ahem*

Bees please

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

I care not for your so called evidence.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

Haha

Nicely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

4) PROFIT!!

*click*

(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

what's stripy and lives in the kitchen?

a bee.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

Disreputable company!

I ordered fifty-twelve of these 8 months ago and all I've had so far is a postcard from Bermuda!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Beemuda?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

No, she went of her own accord

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

*spang*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahahaha

kitchenladyperson

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

I pop over from /talk for a quick peek at /board

and the first post has me in pain trying to supress laughter in the office.

*thumbs up*

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SpoonMeiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

Hurray!

Now back to /talk with you, there's a good pup.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

No!

Release your bee related mirth upon the unsuspecting worker type people.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

But strongbow is cider :S

(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

Oh you silly people and your brands.

www.b3ta.com/board/7572489

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Could be quite a fun game acctualy...

(MrAnderson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

Fun.

But i would never complete it, I would keep on dying on purpose XD

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

oooh

satire

nice shoppage :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

it's Satire Hour

Satour

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

I'm sleepy and inexplicably hungover

I just want to go back to my bed, why doyou make me stay here and 'work'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

because you are the b3ta monkey!

now go and get me a cup of juice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

*shuffles off to juice another kitten*

mutter mutter yawn

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

"Inexplicably" hungover? Has someone been injecting you with alcohol as you sleep?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

no - I was hoaching from about 4 yesterday

I just don't expect my hangover to kick in at 3:30 in the afternoon after feeling fine all day so far...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hangover honeymoon, probably.

You feel good, if a bit spaced, through the morning, then WHAM!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

tired?

don't talk to me about tired

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

ha ha - sorry mate - no

I'm sure I'm chipper as fuck compared to those with nippers keeping them up in the night... how is the wee one?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

don't talk to me about tired

:D

what time is it?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

Christ.

Take that topic of conversation away, and all us English have to talk about is the weather. Damn your eyes, sir!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

I demand satisfaction!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

What's all this about sausages?

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..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

Is this really happened,

I would go to new york and have a sausage festival.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

thats the mardi gras ins't it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

I dunno is it?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!

they're burnt!
gimme a burger instead!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

NEVER!

the burger can never beat the delectable sossie!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post88815

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

I muchly like the woman

with the sex doll face and the red top

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jon_tanner, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Isn't it Sarah Jessica Parker off of sex in the city

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Can;t be

red here is sporting some breaticles and a lack of elbow chin..

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jon_tanner, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

Clever i like it

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

haha great stuff.

Haven't checked your site for a while, I'll have a nose through tonight.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

cheers

the site's a bit of a mixed bag right now - a bit of photoshoppers block and some of the stuff I would normally do in flash have to be in gif format.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

he'd lose half his votes!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

NO TRIANGLE DISTRIBUTION

I CONDONE THIS WARNING AND FIND IT MOST ENJOYABLE

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

NO DOING THIS

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

How's that a fucking duck?:P

Woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

It's flying!

I want to know what that last one was originally

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Most likely

no selling of refreshments

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Yep, no vendors

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Thought so

Edit: Fuck this, I'm getting a pizza.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

No sawing oneself in half?

Always employ magician for that purpose.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

Odin's Raven!

Nice :)

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

Great Beard of Zeus!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

Sweet Lincolns mullet

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hot pot of Coffee!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

*stops being hilly*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

haha

no quiffs!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

:'¬(

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

sorry mate

rules is rules

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

i cannot see your image

but i am going to woo it if you explain to me the visuals in WORDS

hello sexy *hugs*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Oh hello

It's one of those prohibited signs, with the text changed to more amusing things.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

ah i see

spidey sense that protects the pooters here blocks most of the images on /board. its a bugger

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

Can't you use a proxy?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

i am using barnesy

but it doesn't like lots of things

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

hahaha

no doing this?

earlier today:

/I was hungover, saw that sign somewhere last night and felt like some early shopping :/

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Lol.

Why is there a hose on attached to tht man ?
Is it a medical thing?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

there's a reason

that he's as happy as he is

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Maby he is happy cause..

he has just sold all of his sycamore seed pods before the ban came into place.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

That must be one hell of a Colostomy bag

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

I like that

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

bleh

looking at it now, I'm not really too happy with it.

Could've been done better, but photoshop won't let me open it to improve it... oh well

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

No sycamore seed pods?

What am I going to do with this lorry load out back?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Eat them

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

sycamall somewhere else

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha

*removes weird clothes and stops poncing*

YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

Dear mr. pachey

we at the Design-A-Duck Foundation were very distressed to hear of your ban on designer ducks. these ducks are not government funded and, as such, need all the help they can get.
do you care nothing for the new-wave mallard, the burberry gosling or the ever-popular retro eider? please, remove your ban on designer ducks!
and remember, a duck is for life, not just Paris fashion week. yours,

Celia Grotley-Smythe
Chairwoman, D.D.F.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

Sorry, designer ducks are illegal now

Also I am not a Mr.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

sorry, miss ;)

i shall trade them all in for a vintage hamster.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

Nor a miss

A vintage hamster sounds like an excellent choice. :)

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

mrs?

i'm running out of titles!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

No title

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

cheap, but made me giggle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

Bestest TVP Ever!

Woo

*click*

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caffeinefreak, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

Ha Ha

I would have a woo! icon but i'm still making it. WOO!

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

haha

it's not that bad :)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

haha what the christ

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Shada, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAH!

Ace!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

but you look nothing like that

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

woo

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

Mr. JJ?

Are you Tescos Value Halflife?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

No. That's not me.

I've only bound myself in duct-tape ONCE, and it wasn't to play Freeman.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

I'm so sorry about that

I got caught up at work, and didn't think you'd actually do it so never thought to call and tell you I wouldn't be over...

Edit: I enjoyed the photos though, thanks for those!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

It took me 4 hours to get down from that wall......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

That's the downfall of being a hamster.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

Was it to fit in at a lasyboy's convention?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

Freeman Agyeman, I'll bet.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahah

made me giggle too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

haha

how odd.

Monkey Beer is my HL2 username !

/ashamed

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

hehehe

not as bad as tron guy though

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha!

~~That's my drawing suggestion out the window then ;)~~

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

*click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)

Every which way...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

ha! is that a new simian in-car naviagation system?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

Afternoon

How is all today?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

all is good

despite extreme hotness

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

Quite mild here

Where are you?... the sun?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

In a sandwich toaster

making me hungry

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

it's chuffing cold here in Scotland

but it's alright - I can get myself loads of coffee and buxom rosy cheeked lassies...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

very cool

looks like he-man :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

Suppose he does a bit :)

Would be funny seeing him sing Stone Roses songs.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahahaha

yes i see who it is now :)

skeletor - right

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

I was thing exactly the same thing...

Still full of Woo though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Who is that?

I am sleepy and grumpy today thank you. It's like being 2/7 of the dwarves.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Ian Brown

Does 2/7 dwarves equal a normal person size?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

Not in my case :(

/short

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

I'm sneezy, bashful and dopey

Who's Doc and Happy?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'll be Doc

*readies anaesthsia*(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

If there's entonox in there

I'll be happy as well

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

I never really understood 'Doc'

he doesn't follow the naming convention applied to the other dwarves... he's like a lackadaisical synchronised swimmer out of synchronicity...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

cheeky pea

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

You silly sausage.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

SAUSAGE MONDAY o/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

Is that like

Chipolata Tuesday?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

Starring Chip O'Larter and Frank Enfurter

With Rik Mayall as Alan M'stard

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

Ooh that was sharp.

*tries to think of sausage pun*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

Thats one of the (brat)wurst puns I've ever heard

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

Well Dave's not around

Someone had to do it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

lets hear it for DTH

Chorizo jolly good fellow....

I'll get my coat...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Imagine, if you will, that sausages rule Hollywood.

What movies will they re-make? The Bangers Of Mash? Any Given Sausage? Back to the Frankfurter? Your pepperoni punnage starts now.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

M*A*S*H was always good

/ac

Edit: Please no-one make this the image challenge, it will get very boring very fast.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

This is next weeks:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post88772

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

GO TO HELL

Baboon out of Hell?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

Sounds like a wurst case scenario to me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

Sometimes I Dream about being one.

They have not locked me up yet.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

YOU MAKE ME HUNGRY

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

nsfw!

hahah actually been liking these sausage-related posts :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

Same. But no pork sausages for me.

I live in a muslim country. Ah-Well. And they cost alot.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

this could have been a pea roast reply to either this post

or the one below
(both of which are ace)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

:o)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

*hurkel-boik-huuuurkk spume*

Ah, another freshly sicked up image thing for you lot.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

same thing happened to me earlier!

fact! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

like lyrics by neutral milk hotel.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

Who/what is neutral milk hotel?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

A band based on inflatable building cosies.

I think.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

Yes, but is is progress?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

It deep ends.

You need to look at it very carefully.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

they're a fuzz-folk band

that have deep and meaningful nonsense lyrics

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

~~they're~~ they were

:(

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

yeah :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

They were also utterly utterly ace

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea is one of my fave albums...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

in ways I prefer On Avery Island.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

I have not heard

So I can't really say... I'm sure it's good though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

I agree

But both are all-time top 5 material.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

You are indeed full of awesomnityness

and you know why :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

*pouts*

*shimmies*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

The board needs more shimmies!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

Hurrah for free-through-the-post samples

: )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

I got stung by a bee the other day

£3 for a jar of honey

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

Drum kit falls off a cliff.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

oof

hehehehe

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

I got stung by a bee the other day.

Someone was being subtle.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha

Is that a take on the Strongbow advert?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

hahaahahah

to this and the post

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

No but it really should have been.

I shall make one now in fact.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

I made a botty noise!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

Bloody hate that advert

I ever meet the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bloke I'm going to shove rotten fish in his face while he goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

I like that fact that you are apparently willing to carry around rotten fish on the off chance that you will meet him in the street.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

Well it was fresh when I started

I'm bound to meet him eventually

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

Dear god!

You're not the only sodding one. I want to shoot the cnut!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

Beeez!

I didn't realise that was yours until I saw the name.
They don't have the usual bulgy bottom bits ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

tasty bees!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

bees

Bees. Bees!!! BEES!

BEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

Their first (and probably last) attempt at this

Ooh, sorry, that came out rather bigger than I thought it would!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

yay!!

loved them!! I see your using your tablet - and putting it to good use! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

*gleeeeeeeeeeees*

Loving my tablet, just wish I had more time to use it. Glad you think it's being well used!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

i loved my tablet to death

now i need to get a new stylus! :D

i'm loving these characters!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

You really mean that?

*is overwhelmed with happy feelings*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

sure do!

thay are aceness! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

*bounces happily in her chair*

I will make more tonight. Juuuuust as soon as I get another idea...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)

yays

make sure u gaz me - so i can read them!

/loyal fan blog :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

I have a fan?

*faints*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

gives smelling salts

;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahahaha

The word bugger is always funny in my book.

'ningles kiddies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

It's always funny in anyone's book

Except Mary Whitehouse's

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

Well she's dead:D

*sings the ding dong song*

bugger is only funnier when followed by the suffix -y and the word bollocks!

/FACT to was researched my scientists*

could be utter crap**

**so could doggy poo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

Or when said several times in quick succession

Buggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbollocksbuggerbugger

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahaahahah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

Nicely done

dont say it's the last they're coming along lully!!

More Floms!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

Last comic strip at any rate

I came to do it then basically realised what they do in the last frame :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

I rarely like comic strips anyway

Yours is nice and simple enough for me to grasp though!
Did you see PW's Flom/flap undercover?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha

yay for flom and, er, flom?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

Floms are finally getting the appreciation they so well deserve

Same goes for the lovely creator.

Bravo! *click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ahhhhhhh, that explains it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

more of this sort of thing!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

a different take on the same pic

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

B3ta, I'd like you to meet... Sausage Saviour

He was drawn to our site by reports of sausage cruelty earlier, something he will not stand!

(

cor!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

thanks sir :D

any advance on this?

I'm thinking of getting that pic printed on stretched canvas, but if I was going to go to that expense I'd probably try and arrange getting it signed by the artist somehow...

(

yay...

...i think i may be able to sign it :D

The bash looks good - i'd love to come. shall have to see! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

At first glance I though 'that's a long suspender belt'

And kinky too

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hahah! a bit spikey too I'd imagine

(

ahhh

so THAT'S why Germany is full of sausages now

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

Who's his arch enemy?

Saveloy Man?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

BBQ Ben

(

yes please!

oh, wait...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

Ben isn't a very evil name

How about "Barbeque Bastard"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

Ben isn't an evil name?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

Bah!

Damn you civilians and your stereotypes!

Can't you at least consider once in a while that not all evils dress in black and cackle lots!

This is exactly why we had all the problems with 'BOB' in the eighties!!!

(

Fine. BBQ Ben it is.

Tremble before "BBQ BEN" and his well planned alfresco dining experience...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)

*finishes cumberland sossies off quick*

no sausge crualty here sausage avenger...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hello_Sausage_Saviour

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

Lewis?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

yes Gov?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

just because i'm dead it doesn't mean you can dress like a plonker.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

haha lovely

pown.alluc.org/?uid=850

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

YAY!

My link goes full circle :D

(

Mmmmm... sausages...

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

I love these

I really do :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

Arf! Always worth a giggle

(

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaa

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

And another

*click*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

these guys . . .

don't muck around!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

Hurrah for the Foodstuff Mafia

I for one welcome our new edible overlords

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

Woo

Is that Flom?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

What are you suggesting?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

Well

We've all seen his evil streak!

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

that'll teach him to go on their turf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

Kersal Massive?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

yeah, you tell 'em ginger joe.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

"Forget it Jake, it's snacktown"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)

how obscure

colour

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

colour at will :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

This week you are mostly Picasso

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)

mostly

:D

hows you?

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

Too hot!

You?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

hot

pissed off
looking forward to kids going back to school!
:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

at least it doesn't creep me out!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

hehehe

but whats a day without being creeped out :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

OOooo

Nice, clicked for later colouration!
afternoon sir!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

yay

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

Awww!

I like his nose-growth

(

hehehee

ta missy :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

The real reason the Germans lost the war...

Their equal ops policy allowed in too many dyslexic pilots

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

Ha ha this is silly

so it is woo.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

pfft

they clearly watched too much Allo Allo

(

^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

Guten Tag Guten Tag

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

right!

it's 53.86 miles from brighton to fareham...

apparantly.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)

ooh quite far, that

Probably only chance of meeting would be at a bash.. you planning to go to any?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)

i'd like to go IVV's but it's in blackpool......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

Me too, but it's on my birthday :(

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)

is it easy for you to get to?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

Yes, I live in Manchester

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

*adds that info to b3tan dossiars*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

Is it because of the distance

or the fact that it is in Blackpool?

If it is the latter, I understand :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)

it's the fact there's no flights and a train would 7 hours!!!

bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)

are you saying he's not worth a 7-hour train journey?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

certainly not for £90!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

*doesn't mention how much he spent to visit the last b3ta bash*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

hahaahah!

woo

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Mousing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

Ach! Jemand hat die Bomben mit Arschen geswitched!

Luftbums weg!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

Zu England für Schitzkrieg!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)

Ja!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)

What a shitty situation.

woo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

Bum, bum, bum, bum!

Bum, bum, bum,
Bum, bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum.

/Baldrick.

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)

Bum bum bum?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)

: D

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)

\o/ for Blackadder!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)

That is Junk(ers)

Woo!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)

They're dropping berms?

I thought that was the French?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)

that can be a problem

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

. . .

Que?. . .

(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)

Splitter!

DSL

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)

I must thank the CPC catalogue for the inspiration

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

The last time we conversed you were having trouble finding a prezzie

for your wife. What did you get her in the end (if thats not too personal a question).

BTW - Woo for the image, monty python AND IT, that's a double whammy for pun-geekery!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)

I was telling porkys a bit about the prezzy. I'd already got her some bits and pieces

I got her Brain Training and some CDs as well. She had hinted about it. Its done her the world of good too as she sat an aptitude test today for a job interview!

Trouble is I had the Brain training sent to my work address and then took the week off so she had to wait to get it.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

That's genius, if she gets the job you can claim extra brownie points!

You have much to teach us.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)

gather round my children

there is much to be told.

But first THE PUB!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

*penny drops*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)

Penny drops....from a high building onto a crowd below

you senseless thug you

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)

aah

fair 'nuff

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)

Ris. All the way.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

Splitters!

Woo =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

top work KM

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

this means nothing to me

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Vienettaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)

I'm ashamed that I god this without prompting

(woo)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

Just a quick one in Paint. . .lunchbreaks are 2 fucking short!

Harbringer of Death, Destruction and Fluffly Little Kittens. . .Evil little fucker

(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)

cillit with mustache flash

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

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